/mlp/ and 4chan sillies pack

Prompts:
Today, I will be teaching the class about _
Heeeeere's _ !
This is the best time of my life.  I have money, good looks, and _
ITT: _ 
What's the next fad that will take Ponyville by storm?
You've been diagnosed with the terminal illness of _
What's the worst thing that Discord could conjure?
Bumping this thread with _
The topic for a hot new general
"Twilight, why are you reading a book about _ ?"
What is the next Happy Meal® toy going to be?
What can always improve a shitty thread?
One last episode of FiM is going to air, and it will feature _
_ doesn't belong on this board.
OH NO, NOT _ ! AAAAAAAAA
You listen to Metallica?  Pssh, I listen to _
You've been sentenced to death, for the crime of _
Celestia has a secret stash of _
What cancer has been killing /mlp/ lately?
_ , foal tested, momma mare approved.
What is Lyra's guilty pleasure?
Cheerilee got fired for adding _ to the lesson plan.
Don't come any closer or I'll have to use my _ 
Photo Finish recently shot an entire album full of _
Premiering tonight, The _ Show!
I only watch movies with _ in them.
I can't come into work today, I need to deal with a situation involving _
In the left corner we have _ ! And in the right corner we have _ !  Let's get ready to rumble!
All I want for Christmas is _
Who needs sex when you have _ ?
My mare flipped when she found _ in my internet history.
This is gonna be the best sleepover ever.  Once my parents are asleep, it's time for _ !
Step 1: _ . Step 2: _ . Step 3: Profit!
Season 9 failed because it didn't have enough _
DUDE.  _ .  LMAO.
I'm sick of hayburgers.  I hope _ is on the menu.
Ever since I met you I knew you were the one for me.  Never before did I have such feelings for _
I hate you kids and your video games and skateboards.  Back in my day we only had _
_ THREAD.  DO NOT REPLY.
This is now a _ thread.
Why is Limestone so damn grumpy?
Nothing gets me off quite like _
I wish I had consumed more _ before my deathbed... *cough cough*
I was cancelled on /mlp/ for posting too much _ 
It should be against the law to not like _
Leave me alone, I'm whacking it to _
We need to protect future generations from _
_ !  THE HORROR!  THE HORROR!
My greatest dream is a world without _ 
They'll have to pry my _ from my cold, dead hands!
I'm flattered, but I'll have to decline this date.  I'm already in a loving relationship with _
At the Ponyville jailhouse, you can trade two sacks of oats for _
Introducing the new, effective antidepressant: Faggitol.  Side effects include vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and intense love for _
The jannies are waging an all out war against _
Celestia has created a new law: all citizens must partake in _ at least once a day.
All you have to do is take a cup of _ , add it to the mix!  Now just take a little something sweet not sour, a bit of _ , just a pinch!
You like _ ?  Go back to Reddit.
Apple Bloom just got her cutie mark!  It's a picture of _ 
Nine out of ten doctors recommend you should have a healthy amount of _ in your diet.  


Responses: 
MARES.
Meaty mare docks.
Hoofsies.
Enough cum to fill Ponyville Town Hall.
Dashie's crusty cunt.
Marble Pie's weaponized cuteness.
Fluttershy's bestiality fetish.
Twilight's erotic novel collection.
Ponuts.
Horse pussy.
Sneed's Feed and Seed.
Snowpitys.
Shitty wojak edits.
>no hooves.
Cherry Berry in a bee costume.
Vaginal winking.
Niggers.
3D dogs.
Bane.
Ballbusting fanfics.
Fat, squishy crotchtits.
Incest ships.
Big snoofers.
Mare whiskers.
Discord trannies.
Forced booping.
A lifetime supply of Hot Pockets™.
B&thro.
M.A. Larson's book.
Lyra Heartstrings.
Expensive imported oats.
Colgate's piercing stare.
Sam Hyde's game.
Fillies.
BlackGryph0n.
The Lyra Boat.
Anonfish.
Frosty Flakes' fetlocks.
Applejack's powerful thighs.  
Maud Pie's rock poetry.
Dickbutt.
Season 5 fanservice.  
Vore.  
Chris Chan.  
Lauren Faust's crippling depression.  
Derpibooru drama.  
:unf: spam.
Simping for random pegasisters.
Wizard powers.
GAK GAK GAK.
Coping, seething, and dilating.  
The dimensional merge.
Singing Discord at a talent show.
The gay bath house.
Jack T. Herbert. 
Cumming inside Rainbow Dash.
My waifu.
Arguments with pissed off Anons. 
Jews.
Chuck's Fuck and Suck.
Marcus Warner.
Kerfuffle's prosthetic leg.
Adolf Hitler.
Tulpas gone rogue.
Hoof worship.
Mare juice.