>Day Tomorrow in Equestria.

>You are Anon and this isn't your house.
>Rarity left not long after checking up on you. Said that she didn't want to leave Sweetie Belle alone in the boutique.
>After that, you and your five pony friends had a long discussion.
>You did your best to explain to Twilight and her friends what had happened.
>You said that you were trying to prove a point by lifting heavy shit for Rarity.
>After giving you a steady income and a place to sleep, you weren't about to throw Rarity to the dogs.
>Why were they so eager to believe the worst of their friend, anyway?
>At least they agreed not to confront Rarity about it.
>You wanted to be mad about their behaviour, but then before they left, they hugged you one-by-one and told you that you were always welcome to go to them if you ever have any more "accidents".
>Stupid, caring ponies....
>You were discharged the next morning, and left in Twilight's care.
>The doctors didn't know how you would react to non-magical recovery, so they wanted somepony to keep an eye on you for a bit.
>AJ looked like she wanted to volunteer to aid in your recovery, but Twilight wasn't letting ANYPONY else near those release forms.
>And so here you are, laying on a couch in Golden Oaks Library.
>"I hope you don't mind too much, Anon, but I took the liberty of bringing your things into my spare bedroom."
>Excuse you?
>Yes, actually, you DO mind.
>You were just staying here for like a week. All you needed were about two pairs of undies, a couple of shirts, and a pair of pants.
>.....
>You've lived alone for far too long.
>Flipping your underwear inside out to keep them "fresh" used to be a joke for you.
>The look on your face must have been enough, because Twilight begins to panic and apologise.
>"D-dont give me that look, Anon! It isn't like I went through your clothes or anything!" [spoiler]b-baka![/spoiler]

>Wait, what?
>That... had never actually crossed your mind.
>Aww, look at her. She's all flustered now.
>"I mean, I wouldn't even know what half of your clothes were even FOR. I'm not some creeper who stalks the colt's underwear section."
>Well this conversation has taken a strange turn.
>Smile and nod, Anon.
>Smile and nod.
"It's fine, Twilight. Don't worry about it, okay? I'll go through it later."
>An awkward silence fills the room.
>"So.... are you hungry?"
>You bet your biscuits you were! Pinkie Pie was merciless with your hospital meals.
"I could eat, yeah."
>Twilight is up like a shot before you even finish your sentence.
>"I'll get you something!"
>Something turned out to be Celesti-os.
>The fuck are Celesti-os anyway?
>You normally wouldn't really mind eating a bowl full of Celestia's chocolate frosted ponut, but Twilight insisted on feeding you.
>Which, again, wouldn't be so bad under normal circumstances. Hell, you would think that it was really CUTE of Twilight to be doing this, but.....
>"Open wide for the royal chariot! Vrooooom...!"
>Fucking Twilight.

>"I spent all night looking over our research notes to see what you could eat, Anon."
>Oh jeez.
>You remember this.
>Your first few days in horseland were WEIRD.
>"And maybe.... since the doctor said you should be resting.... I could ask you a few more questions about humans?"
>This mare right here.
>Well, she IS letting you stay in her house for free.
>And you still haven't forgotten what happened right after you woke up in the hospital.
>......
>Fuck it.
"Sure thing, Twilight. Go ahead."
>The questions she asked and the answers you've given could FILL a STORY all by themselves.
[spoiler]HINT HINT NOT FINDING ANY OF THAT SHIT IN THIS GREEN[/spoiler]
>You skip over to the tail-end of your Q&A session, where Twilight's been discussing humans and their magic (or lack-thereof) for the last 45 minutes.
>"Anon..... I worry about you."
>Aww. That's sweet of her.
"Twilight, this is the first time I hurt myself since I arrived here."
>Twilight scrunches up her face when you say that. She STILL isn't convinced that Rarity had nothing to do with your accident.
>"Anon, a unicorn would have instinctively used her magic to catch herself before she fell. She wouldn't even have to think about it."
>"Even an earth pony's magic would kick in and prevent any sort of serious injury. How else do you think Applejack kicks trees every day without shattering her hooves?"
>You've never actually thought about that before.
>You had mentally shrugged and said 'magic', but now you know..... that it really WAS magic.
>"If I hadn't been there when you got hurt, you probably would have bled to death."

>Oh no, she's upset again. 
>You hate to see her cry.
>Wordlessly, you hold open your arms, and Twilight crawls onto your lap and wraps her hooves around your neck.
>"Oh Celestia, l-look at me. You're the one wuh-who's injured, and I'm crying like a little cuh-colt."
>"Sorry you have to see this, Ah-anon. I'm supposed to be the strong one h-here."
>You pat her back and don't say anything.
>"I can't let you get hurt any more, Anon. You're t-too precious."
>Aww.
>"You're the only one of your kind, and I can't risk you dying!"
>And here you almost thought she cared about you.
>You sigh.
"Twilight, I can take care of myself. This accident was a one-time thing."
>Twilight stops crying and stares into your eyes. They still shine with tears, but now she looks angry instead of sad.
>"It's NEVER a one-time thing, Anon!"
>Oh wow why are we suddenly shouting?
>"Weren't you listening to Applejack?!"
>Not this shit again.
>Twilight closes her eyes and breathes hard, trying to calm herself down.
>"Anon, I know that you're a strong independant stallion [spoiler]who don't need no mare.[/spoiler]"
>Why is she so quiet all of the sudden? Is she so angry that she looped back around to calm?
>Has she achieved Rage Nirvana?
>"And I know you like to do things on your own., but sometimes you just CAN'T. Didn't you hear me when I was talking about how magic protects ponies? Anon, you don't HAVE that protection. Even if you ARE bigger than we are, you're still more vulnerable than a foal."
>fite me irl
>"What kind of mare would I be if I just let that happen?"
>She's stroking your head again.
>Oh god you're getting creepy yandere flashbacks
>"Anon, this is your home now."
>You don't even know how to appropriately respond to something like that.