<Previously, on ‘Anon in Saddle Arabia’s prison’!
 
“Hey guys, want some help?”
>”NO”
 
>”Anon, I’m pregnant and you are the father!”
“I’ve only said two words to you!”
>”They were very sexy words…”
 
>”Anon, you must find the 7 chaos emeralds by finding the 9 sages. The 5 crystals will show you the way after you activate the master sword by consecrating it in the magic-“
“GET ON WITH IT ALREADY”
 
“Fuse, who is back? What is happening?”
>”Terrorists, Anon”
>Short fuse gulps nervously
>”Terrorists from Al-Quesadilla”
 
<The following situation happened between 6:00 p.m and 6:15 p.m
 
 
Be Short Fuse
>The time has come
>You always knew they would come back
>Many times in the past, your team wasn’t prepared for them
>But this time your team is prepared for the fight!
“Yarn, make sure everyone is safe in the prison! Tell them to cover their ears and hide in their beds! I’ll call the guard defense team and-"
>"They are already there Fuse; I’ll just go on with my duties!"
"Right, thanks!"
>Ah, you'll need to remember to add points to her account for this
>You’re going to need your battle costume…
>No, the terrorists are already here!
>You don’t have time to be changing clothes!
>The more time those terrorists are here, the more your ponies are in danger!
“Anon, be a good guy and stay here please. I’ll go with the guards and-“
>Anon interrupts you, lifting Pancho
>”we’ll go with you”
>Pony feathers, there is no time to argue with him!
“Okay, do what you want, but please, stay away from the battlefield! It can get pretty bad…”
>Two guards walk into your room
>”MA’AM, WE ARE WAITING FOR ORDERS!”
>Keep it together Short, don’t yell at them for a single mistake…
>Just take a breath and…
“I’M NOT A MARE, FOR CELESTIA’S SAKE!”
>Nice going there, warden
“Just… let’s go… let’s no waste more time… are they on the move?
>”They’re waiting for us, warden!”
>Anonymous tilts his head in confusion
>”Why are the terrorists waiting? Shouldn’t they just attack while they have the advantage?”
“Well, it wouldn’t be fair if they attacked us and had an advantage. That’s why they are waiting”
>”That… doesn’t make any se- oh forget it, let’s go already”
“Right, Yarn Feather must be on her way to alert every prisoner and inhabitant of the prison!”
>Anonymous nods at you and you nod at the guards
>The four of you quickly make your way outside of the prison where a battle awaits
 
 
Be Royal Mess
>You are with your squad, waiting for the warden to come up and give orders
>The terrorists are complaining about the annoying alarm sounds
>’If they want something to really complain about, you’ll let them hear Tactic Star’s alarm noises…’ you think to yourself
>…
“The warden is really taking his time…”
>Even your partner, Tactic Star, has fallen asleep!
“Tactic, wake up! Come on, we haven’t been waiting too long and the battle could start any minute!”
>You poke Tactic with your hoof
>”Oh what, what? Did we win?”
“Are you kidding me? You fell asleep while waiting for the warden! We only been waiting 5 minutes! Please don’t make a fool of us in front of the enemy…”
>”But they are sleeping too, it’s not fair!”
“They are what?”
>You notice two terrorist ponies sleeping soundly on the sandy floor
“YOU TWO! WAKE UP! THIS IS A SERIOUS BATTLE”
>They both react at the same time, jumping scared
>”Woah dude, that was rude”
“Says the one invading…”
>You hear the doors of the main entrance of the prison opening
>You and your squad look over as the warden makes her-HIS entrance
>Woah, why is the warden wearing a saddle and socks?
>...He looks so good in it...
>Two ponies of your squad murmur while watching the warden walk
>’I saw her first!’
>’No you didn’t, she’s mine!’
>...Oh right, the greeting!
“EVERYPONY! GREET THE WARDEN!”
>”OI, OI, OUR WARDEN!”
>Your squad greets the warden in unison
>Perfect timing, even Tactic got the greeting right
>Now we just need to follow the battle plan and everything will be fine
>The prison guards will win this time!
 
 
Be Anon
>Be with Fuse and a few guards at the entrance of the prison
>Most of the terrorists are almost the same body color, yellow or orange
>They are all wearing bandanas and holding bottles
>... Those bottles look like molotovs…
>Everyone seems to just be sitting around, waiting for the battle to begin
>The alarm is still on… might as well tell Fuse to turn it off?
“Hey, Fuse?”
>”Yes, Anon? What is it this time?”
“Shouldn’t we turn off the alarm now that we are outside and everypony is advised about the invasion?
>"Oh right, Royal Spear! Could you please tell Gloria to stop the alarm?"
>The guard nods and goes to complete his mission
"Can't he just press a button to turn off the alarm?"
>"Gloria /is/ the alarm”
“…oh”
>”Okay Anon, just stay away and just watch how professionals work!”
>Fuse walks to the front of the line of guards, looking at them with inspiration flashing in his eyes
>”TEAM! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty… For tonight, we dine in summer!”
>The guards seemed to get pumped up for a moment, but their excitement quickly shifts to confusion
>”…Or was it autumn? Or a day of the week? Not this again, I forgot another good quote!”
>You should say something
>…
>Nah, he’ll be okay
>”Well whatever! Got the water guns ready?”
>”YES MA- SIR”
>Short Fuse smiles and points at the sky
>”This time we are going to win! I can feel it!”
>The guards roar at the sky
>All you need is popcorn to enjoy the show…
>A pony with a black burka makes its way to the center of the soon-to-be battlefield
>Short Fuse does the same
>They both walk in slow-mo
>...Damn, they look awesome!
>Short Fuse is the first to speak
>”Musul Mare, are you ready to lose?”
>The pony, ‘Musul Mare’ speaks directly to Short Fuse
>”WE SHALL NOT LOSE TO YOU; YOU SHALL LOSE TO US, AYAYAYAYA!”
>”Quit your yelling already and prepare yourself…”
>”AYAYA! Silly warden scared of big celebration yell! AYAYA!”
>Fuse frowns and furrows his brow
>”Don’t call me silly! You… you unfashionable pony!”
>”SILLY WARDEN TRYING TO START BATTLE ALREADY! BUT CAN’T EVEN HAVE GOOD EYE IN FASHION! SHE LOOKS LIKE A TAIL-RAISING DONKEY! AYAYA!”
>”I’M NOT A MARE YOU MEANY!”
>Short Fuse sticks out his tongue at Musul Mare
>”DUMB UNNATRACTIVE HORSE!”
>”GUARDS, ATTACK!”
>”AYAYA, ATTACK MY MINIONS!”
>And so the battle begins…
>The terrorists begin throwing some plastic bottles with... /something/ inside
>”AIM FOR THOSE PESKY GUARDS BODIES!
>The guards retaliate by shooting water with some nerf-looking guns
"Aim for their mouths! We’ll clean up their foul language!"
>One of the guard hits a terrorist with a well-placed shot
>”Ah! Poopy heads! Water with soap can hurt eyes! ”
>”Everypony cover your ears! They are swearing!”
>So the water has soap in it
>What about the terrorists’ bottles?
>”FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BOTTLE OF DOOM! RAAA!”
>Various bottles fly through the air into the guards
>Tactic, being the silly guard he is, catches one bottle with his magic
>”Oh boy, but if it isn’t soda!”
>”NO TACTIC, DON’T DRINK THAT!”
>But it was too late, as Tactic was already drinking the unknown contents of the bottle
>His body freezes for a moment, before convulsing in disgust
>”UGH, THIS SODA IS ALL WARM, IT BURNS!”
>Tactic Star hits the floor, dramatically posing as though he had been knocked unconscious
>Royal Mess throws his nerf gun to the floor next to Tactic and sits at his side, yelling at him
>”TACTIC! TAAAAAAACTIC!”
>He quickly gets up with a dark expression on his face
>Picking his own gun as well as Tactic’s gun, Mess sprays the enemy team in a rage like only a vengeful friend could do
>”GUARD DOWN, I REPEAT, GUARD DOWN, TAKE COVER!” another guard says
>This fight is amazing. If only you had a controller, you could think you were using one of the guards
>Meanwhile, Musul Mare was trying to do a kind of dance behind the terrorist lines, motivating her team you would guess
>...And Short Fuse is just jumping forward and backwards and yelling good things at the guards
>All he needs is a cheerleader outfit…
>Maybe you can make him wear one?
>Man, wanting a stallion to wear a girly outfit? Something is wrong with you today
>You’ll blame him for this later, after helping him with the paperwork...
>It seems like the battle is coming to its end
>The terrorist team got 4 terrorist ponies injured, swearing in their language
>Meanwhile, the guards’ only casualty was Tactic Star
>Well, casualty isn’t the right word... ‘out of combat’ fits better
>The terrorists seem to be defeated! The guards are winning!
>”…What’s that terrorist doing?”
>Wait what?
>A terrorist pony with a suit moves past his comrades 
>Everything seems to be quiet in the battlefield
>”WITNESS ME BROTHERS! FOR I WILL COMPLETE THE TASK OF GREAT LEADER!”
>He shows up what’s in his suit
>Inside, there is a device with a yellow liquid; it seems to be very sticky!
>A guard pony notices the liquid and yells at his team
>”They are doing it again! They’ll stick us with that liquid cheese!”
>…
>He plans to sacrifice himself!
>Maybe the guards can handle it? Fuse said that they were professionals!
>…Okay, they started to cry already, time to be a hero
>The terrorist with the suit starts running towards the guards
>”WITNESS ME!”
>Think of something! QUICK!
>The terrorists begin to chant one word, over and over
>”WITNESS! WITNESS! WITNESS!”
>FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
>With not enough time to think, you grab Pancho and run through the guards’ front line
>Fuse notices you and yells at you
>”ANON, NO!”
>”WITNESS! AYAYAYAYA!”
>Why does time seems to freeze in these kinds of moments?
>You sweat bullets with nothing in mind
>The terrorist kamikaze is almost pulling the trigger of his sticky death trap
>But suddenly, something catches your attention
>you hear something coming from inside Pancho
*Bzzzzz*
>…
>The cockroach! That’s your salvation!
>…
>You hold Pancho in front of the oncoming terrorist and release the beast!
>…!
"Go, Larry! Put the fear of GOD into these heretics!"
>The guards, the terrorists, Musul Mare and Short Fuse, all ask you the same question
>”Larry?”
>And so, the buzzing begins
*Bzzzzzz*
>The kamikaze terrorist stops as he sees the cockroach
>Larry lazily flies toward the faint smell of cheese
>”BY LARSON, A FLYING MONSTER!”
>The terrorist quickly retreats to his team, tripping in his way and accidentally pulling the trigger
>[Explosion sound effect]
>All the terrorists now are covered in cheese!
>...Man, that’s a lot of cheese
>Even Musul Mare got a little of cheese in her barka
>If only you had a cheese pun for this occasion
>”So that means… we win?”
>Tactic Star recovers from… nothing apparently and yells
>”We won!”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxkLK9NAHbc
>”YAYAYA! THIS ISN’T THE LAST OF US”
>Well duh, this isn’t either a zombie game
>…I tried to be funny there, sorry about that… let’s all blame the narrator for this
<How about we don’t?
>The guards surround each terrorist, preparing to capture them
>Fuse approaches you
>”That was brave of you, Anon! Thanks to you we won! And we are finally going to trap these little…”
>”OH NO YOU DON’T”
“It’s over Musul Mare, there is no way out of this! You lost your little game of invasion!”
>”HA, WEIRD CREATURE NOT CAPABLE OF KNOW GREAT TALENT OF PONIES OF AL-QUESADILLA”
>Okay, you are starting to hate how she speaks
“What can you do to escape from this?”
>”OH YOU SEE. ALLU-KEBAB, START IT”
>A terrorist pony in orange outfit, completely covered in cheese, stands up and starts yelling slowly
>A music comes from fucking nowhere, and all the terrorist ponies start to line up
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
>The terrorist’s voice starts getting a bit high, and then drops
>They all start moving their hooves in the same rhythm
>They start dancing, moving their hind legs in different ways
>And so they finally start singing, in a foreign language…
>…This is getting a little weird
>Okay this is weird
>This is confusing as fuck
“Shouldn’t we…“
>The guards start clapping their hooves in the floor as the terrorists start singing
“Oh you’ve gotta to be kidding me, seriously?”
>Even Fuse is dancing and clapping his hooves!
“Fuse! Shouldn’t we do something?”
>…He ignored you, he really is liking the song and the dancing
>What now? You aren’t a guard, just a prisoner
>…
>Ah fuck it, for just this once you join the guards and clap your hands
>Everyone is having a good time, why not you?
>You do your best at dancing next to Short Fuse
>He smiles at you, and you beam a smile back at him
>He dances around you and every guard starts to watch the two of you dancing together
>”This song is very catchy!”
>You don’t answer, just keep dancing like crazy
>The terrorist ponies start moving backwards like crabs
>The music is still there and so are their voices
>”Umm, Royal?”
>”Masuuu~! What do you want, Tactic? Don’t you see we are dancing?”
>”The terrorists!”
>”Ye! What about them?”
>”They are gone!”
>The music finally stops
>”…Oh… HEY EVERYPONY, THEY ARE GONE”
>There is no terrorist pony behind
>Okay, what the fuck happened
>Short Fuse pouts and kicks the sand with his hoof
>”Horse apples! They escaped again! …but whoa, they sing so wonderfully”
>Again?
“So… this wasn’t the first time they do this?”
>”Yeah, this isn’t the first time… but you gotta give em points for singing!”
“…Okay, this day can’t get crazier… I just want to go back to the prison, drink some coffee, start that paperwork and sleep. A LOT.
>”Okay Anon, calm down! It was just a battle… We never asked for fighting, they always start it”
>The guard from before, Royal Spear, approaches you
>”Inmate Anonymous, I need to ask... What was that flying monster you released before?
>Oh right, where is Larry?
>…
>Oh there he is! Flying in the distance, flying away from this place off to experience new adventures
>You raise your hand to your forehead, saluting goodbye to the one who stopped this battle
>He will always be remembered
>Both Royal Spear and Fuse seem confused by your action
“It was… nothing, just an unexpected ally”
>”If you… say so”
>Royal Spear says as he gets back in line with the rest of the guards
>Short Fuse leans at your side very closely
>”Anon, we won because you were here… Thank you for this victory…”
“Are you going to kiss me for this or something?”
>Fuse instantly starts blushing
>He looks at the ground nervously
>”I… didn’t know you wanted a kiss as a prize… Well I… I…”
>This ponies need to learn about sarcasm…
“Wait, it was a joke, pure sarcasm, no need for a prize, Fuse”
>Fuse stays silent for a few seconds, then turns around and starts walking towards his team
>You take a look at the terrorist’s part; it’s a pretty large mess you don’t want to clean
>Wait… something is shining from the sand
>You walk towards the shining item and investigate it
>…It’s a… camera?
>You bend and pick up the camera
>Inspecting the camera, you find a few pictures of the terrorist ponies
>A lot of… selfies with terrorists holding papers with words of their own language, you really don’t know what these messages in the photos mean
>Might as well take this camera with you, you never know when this could be useful
>Maybe you should show the pictures to Fuse? He might know what the messages say
>Speaking of, you take a look back at the guards
>Fuse seems a little nervous still, but he is trying his best to speak with the guards
>”O-Okay, guys. That was an excellent work you did this time! Each and every one of you did their best for this victory!”
>Fuse looks towards you now
>”But I think we couldn’t have done it without Anon’s help and his… little surprise in the battlefield”
>Fuse looks back to his team
>”Everyone! Dismissed! Take a break, you all deserves it!”
>”SIR YES, SIR”
>You know something is serious when the guards don’t call the warden ma’am
>Short Fuse walks towards you
>”You and me we have some paperwork to work on! Let’s start it!
>Guess there’s no rest for the wicked
>You give him a thumbs up and a smile
“Finally, let’s go!”


Be Short Fuse
>What a day! What a lovely day today was!
>A new act, a new prisoner who is now a friend…
>And to top it off, a victory from the invasion from the terrorists
>But like everything else, fun comes to an end…
>You are in your office with Anon, both of you doing paperwork and Pancho sitting in your bed
>That silly lazy inmate
>Anon was sitting at a desk next to you, drinking some regular vanilla coffee
 >You told Anon to fill the papers about his status and characteristics
>Things like gender, creature being, favorite food, and the usual
>…Speaking of creature, you don’t know what creature Anon is
>He kind of looks like a minotaur… but he isn’t one
>Maybe asking now is better than to have the doubt
“Hey Anon”
>”Hmm? What is it, Fuse?”
“I was wondering… what type of creature are you?”
>”I never said what my species is? Pardon me Fuse. I’m a human”
“Hyouman?”
>”Human. And I believe I’m the only one in this land of magical creatures”
>He is the only one? That’s so sad!
>”Don’t feel sad for me, I already saw it in your face... I don’t mind being the only human living here, it’s a… good change, let’s say that”
“Why are you okay with that? Don’t you feel lonely?”
>”Why would I? This land is big! I can make friends with many different people and creatures. Not to mention I’m able to go on adventures… the possibilities are endless!”
>Anon is so interesting, going on adventures on his own… to discover a place he has never been before
>You yawn from fatigue
>”Tired, Fuse?”
“Just a little, but I can continue… what time is it?”
>Anon looks at the time on his watch
>”Uh, its 8:30 P.M, Fuse”
“Good, we have time; I think I need some coffee to resist sleeping for a little longer”
>Something suddenly occurs to you
“Oh right! Anon, your uniform!”
>”Oh Shi- shoot, I almost forgot about that”
>He almost said a bad word, but didn’t. Good
“Please follow me, Anon”
>”Where?”
“To my closet, here I keep most of my disguises and prison uniforms”
>You point your hoof to the only closet in the corner of your office, next to the mirror
>Anon smiles and chuckles
>”Where does that closet’s door lead to? Narnia?”
>You close your eyes and focus your magic in the closet
>With an audible ‘poof’ the door of the closet opens
>The door opens slowly, revealing the contents of the closet
“Okay! Come with me Anon, we are getting your clothes! And Pancho’s too!”
>”You gotta to be kidding me…”
 

You are Anon
>You are looking at the biggest closet you have ever seen in your life
>Man, fuck the Tardis, this looks like a mall center in here
>The first thought is about Monsters Inc. How they saved every door in this gigantic warehouse that seemed to go on forever
>This is almost the same case! Everything is so organized!
>You see Fuse smiling at you; he must have noticed that you were shocked by the sheer amount of space
“Magic closet?”
>”Magic closet!”
>Fucking magic dude, you’ll never understand how it works
>You grab Pancho and follow Fuse into the closet
>This is how girls in your world see closets, right?
>You giggle at your thought
>”What’s so funny, Anon?”
“Oh, oh is nothing, just something funny I remembered… so where are the prisoner’s clothes?”
>”Follow me! I placed signs all over this place in case someone gets lost!”
>Great, this place is a labyrinth
>You walk along his side, idly looking around; you can see clothes and costumes whirling around on racks
>Some of the clothes are really girly and others are more normal
”This is going to take time? Cause we got paperwork to finish”
>”No, I don’t think so. We are almost there”
>Is there even a uniform for you to fit? There probably isn’t a human uniform
>”Okay Anon, its here! Now, I know you might be asking: Which uniform should I wear if there are no hyoumans here? Well, I have the solution!”
>Short Fuse’s horn starts to shine and he levitates 2 uniforms size medium and other 2 uniforms size tiny
>”Go on, try them! These are meant to be for minotaurs”
“Sure Fuse, but why the tiny size?”
>”These are for young dragons, these are for Pancho!”
>Oh right, Pancho needs to wear one too…
“Okay, I’ll try the minotaur uniform”
>You take off your shirt and begin to remove your pants, but…
>Fuse is staring directly at you
>Is he... staring at your pants?
“Uh, Fuse? Do you mind…”
>”Oh? Oh! Sorry! Y-yeah! Privacy! I’ve going to wear my pajamas! I will not take much time, wait for me here, don’t move!”
>Fuse teleports himself to another part of the closet
>Wait, why didn’t he teleport both of you to this part of the… ah whatever
>You finally try on the minotaur prisoner’s uniform
>It fits! 10/10 it’s okay
>Well, now to wait for Fuse… hope he doesn’t take as much time as a girl to change clothes
>Ponies wearing pajamas, that’s something you need to see
>Maybe he’ll be wearing just a hat or something to sleep
>…
>How long has it been? 5 minutes? 10? Fuse is really taking his time, might as well look for something to burn time
>You spot a comic book lying on a chest in a nearby corner
“Huh, what do we have here?”
>The comic’s title practically jumps off the page at you
 > ‘Super Mare: Power Ponies , Justice edition!’
>You pick up the comic and two squares of cloth fall out
>You scoop up the fabric
>Each square has a letter proudly stitched on
>’S’ and ‘M’
>You pocket the cloth squares and crack open the comic
>Fuse will probably take a while longer
 

Be Short Fuse
>Be lost
>’How possibly I could get lost with my own teleport spell in my own closet!?’ you think to yourself
“Ouhh… Anon will get mad at me if I don’t get back in time to- hey, those clothes look very nice!”
 
 
Be Anon
>Damn, how long has it been? 30 minutes?
>At least you know now that the initials ‘SM’ stand for ‘Super Mare’
>”A-Anon! Finally! Sorry, I got lost!”
>You close the comic and put it back where you found it
“Finally, I thought you’d never come… back…”
>Remember how you wanted to see ponies in pajamas?
>BAM, there you go
>Fuse is wearing pink jammies with a hood built in
>It even has a cape! 
>He looks… so fucking cute and adorable
>You want to hug the shit out of Fuse right now
>Hmm, the pajamas look strangely familiar
>…
>Oh right, it’s almost the same outfit as Fili-second! That must be his favorite character
>”I’m glad the uniform fits you well!”
>Fuse looks at Pancho
>”And Pancho too!”
>Yeah, it was hard work, but you finally made Pancho wear the uniform
>Don’t. Ask. How.
>He is never removing that uniform for fucking sure
“Can we come out of the closet now? I think it’s like 9 P.M or something…”
>”Oh right! The paperwork! We need to hurry and finish up before it gets too late!”


Be Short Fuse
>Be outside of your closet with Anon, pancho and your pajamas
>Worth the adventure in the closet!
>You found disguises you’ll wear for later!
>You close your eyes and your horn starts to shine
>You focus on the closet, slowly closing it
>A little ‘poof’ and done!
>”So… Why were you taking so long?”
>What should you say? That you got lost? Or that you were searching for other costumes to wear?
>Yeah, the costumes excuse will work
“I was looking for costumes to wear tomorrow… sorry for taking so long, Anon”
>You mutter under your breath
“If only I had a camera…”
>”A camera? I have one”
>Oh horse apples, Anon heard yo-
>Wait, what?
“You have a camera?”
>”Yup, found one in the middle of the battlefield. Those terrorist must have left it there by accident during the chaos”
>Wait, idea!
“Anon, you…Can’t have a camera in the prison! It’s against the rules!”
>”Oh, really?”
>You shouldn’t be lying, but you really need a camera
“Yes, so please, give it to me!”
>Anon goes over to Pancho, does something, and picks up the camera
>”Are you sure you don’t want this camera and you are lying about those rules?”
“I… I… Just give me the camera, Anon”
>”Just tell me why you need this camera”
“I-It’s the rules, Anon! Give it to me!”
>You are starting to sweat a little
>”You are lying, I can tell by your face”
>There are only two ways Anon could be able to know you were lying…
>He has a lying detection cutie mark, or he knows your face better than you do…
>Has he really spent that much energy learning about you?
>It’s a little flattering…
>No! Stop that!
>Anon is an inmate, don’t get distracted
>Besides, you still need that camera
>You pout at him
”Prisoner Anonymous! Give me the came-“
>The flash of the camera blinds you for a moment, and you recover from it slowly
“W-wah?”
>”Oh ho ho, you really look cute pouting like that!”
>Anon shows you the photo taken of you blushing slightly while pouting at the camera
>You can’t let a picture of you blushing and pouting in your pajamas leave this room!
“G-give me that photo!”
>”Isn’t that what you wanted? Man, I’m a pretty good photographer!”
“Anon! Just-“
>Anon looks at the photo again
>”I’m keeping this photo, really cute”
>This is no use; he isn’t listening to your lies
“Ugh! Okay, take the camera; I’m going to continue the paperwork!”
>”Can’t we continue the paperwork tomorrow morning? Also, I was just joking. You can have the camera; I don’t think I need it… Though I am curious about something with it”
“First, I need to finish this paperwork today. if I don’t finish this, I’ll have even more paperwork for tomorrow. Second, the camera was just for taking photos of my costumes, okay? That’s all. …And what are you curious about?”
>Anon comes closer and shows you the camera
>”Well, I need to apologize first for not showing you the camera earlier.  I was more focused in finishing the paperwork with you. Anyway, this camera contains a few pictures of the terrorist ponies with writing in their language and I was wondering if you could translate?”
>Anon shows you a few photos from the terrorists ponies
>The photos are taken in group from different angles, from below and even from top
>They are holding black signs with white letters
>Hmm, the photographer must be a Pegasus or a unicorn to get those high angles
>That is… weird, since every terrorist that you have seen so far were all earth ponies…
>”So… do you know what those signs mean or say?”
>You shake your head
“Sorry, I don’t speak their language”
>The fact that there is a non-earth pony on the terrorist side surprises you
>You don’t think they asked some random pony to just take the photo
>Or maybe they would…
“Hmm…”
>”What is it, Fuse?”
“…Nothing, let’s get back to work”
>You grab the camera and photos with your magic and place the photos in your desk
>Anon grabs the camera before you can put it in the desk
>”But first…”
>He approaches you and holds your shoulder with his hand
“Eep!”
>”Selfie!”
>You blush slightly
>This time the flash didn’t blind you, because you were looking at Anon
>Not because you wanted to see his face up close! You were just trying to avoid looking directly at the flash! That’s why you were looking at him!
>”Whoa Fuse, you are pretty photogenic”
 “I-It’s not true…”
>”Oh yeah? Just look at this!”
>He shows you the photo taken, you two really look so… close
>Isn’t friendship amazing? Hehe… yeah, friendship!
>You look at Anon with a nervous smile in your face
“We look… good”
>”Ah, don’t be so cold, Fuse”
“I’m not cold! We look good and that’s it! Now, let me finish the paperwork, please”
>”Gee, fine. I’ll leave the camera in the desk along with the photo”
>Anon places the photo next to your paperwork
>Is he doing this on purpose?
>Just don’t look at the photo, keep working… don’t look, keep working… don’t-
>You looked. You looked again. And again while trying to focus in the paperwork
>A thought on your head is saying ‘We look cute together, like a couple!’
>NO! STOP IT! Focus in the paperwork!
>Another thought came in your mind: ‘Oh come on, you know you like-‘
“Anon!”
>”Ah? What did I do this time?
“W-what time is it?”
>Anon looks at the clock once again
>”Is 10 P.M, Fuse”
“Oh no, not again…”
>”This isn’t the first time you’ve been up this late doing paperwork, am I right?”
>You sigh
“There is… nothing a good cup of coffee can’t do!”
 
 
Be Anon
>Fuse is really overworking
>Times goes by while you two finish the paperwork
>”Okay, I filled the accounts of everyone with points for helping… the ones who are free… All I need are your papers, Anon!”
“Oh, don’t worry about that. I just need to fill some medical parts and sign and that’ll be all”
>”Oh yes, tomorrow during the tour we are taking you to the nursery for those medical reports!”
“Seems fine to me”
>Short Fuse yawns
>”Now that everything is done, we could take a rest… speaking of…”
“Uh? What is it, Fuse?”
>Fuse looks a little worried
>“You don’t have a cell yet and it’s night already…”
”Oh yeah, I don’t have where to sleep, do I?
>“That’s the point; I think you are sleeping with me-I mean in my room!… just for tonight”
>Sleeping with Fuse, huh? You can handle that
>”It’s kind of forbidden to sleep in pairs. B-but today I’m making an exception”
“If you want I can sleep in this chair, or on the floor. It’s no big-“
>”Oh no Anon, this time you will listen to me! First you helped with the kitchen problem and then in the battle against the terrorists against my direct instructions, but this time you will listen to me! YOU WILL SLEEP WITH ME!”
>Was yelling that part necessary?
>Welp, he’s blushing and is looking at the floor, gotta say something
“Alright, I’ll sleep with you… in your bed I mean. Both of us in the same bed, that is. Maybe we can put a pillow in the middle of the bed to separate us?”
>”A pillow? F-For what?”
“You know… so that way any of us don’t cross the bed and touch the other”
>”But I have no problem with you touching me”
>He wot?
>”I MEAN I DON’T HAVE A PILLOW THAT BIG TO SEPARATE BOTH OF US”
“Okay, okay I get it, just stop yelling. I don’t think the others inmates would want be woken up in the middle of the night by your yelling
>”Actually… I only have one pillow…”
>Fuse takes a pause
>”Oh, and you don’t have to worry about us waking any of the inmates up. I have a magic spell in this room and in some cells because some inmates tend to snore. A lot. So this magic spell of mine makes rooms soundproof!”
>Interesting information…
“So, what you are saying is that we both could be yelling at each other in the bed and nobody would notice?”
>”Yes! Why do you ask that?”
>You give him a smirk
>He seems to not have noticed what you just said
>Wait for it...
>…
>”…OH, WHAT!? Y-You and me! Yelling at… each other?”
>There it is, now he notices
>Look at that blush in his face; he is full red like a tomato!
>Shouldn’t have given him the camera yet!
“Calm down, it was just a joke”
>”D-Don’t joke about that! P-Please…”
>Short Fuse gives a big yawn
>He then sits in the bed, motioning for you to sit with him
>You shrug and sit next to him
>”You… haven’t told me yet what happened in the kitchen while I was unconscious”
“Well, the cockroach knocked you out and then I used the help of Pancho to… make the cockroach to go away! And then you were… not breathing… and I panicked. So I started trying to do mouth to mouth to save your life and… well, you know the rest. You got up and went to the nursery”
>”And you almost kissed me”
“It is sometimes called the ‘kiss of life’ so…Yeah, almost”
>There was a long silence between the two of you
>”I was surprised, all day my mind has been… dizzy…”
“Dizzy? What do you mean by dizzy?”
>Short Fuse let out another big yawn
>He is leaning closely to you, losing balance
>”I’m sorry, let’s speak of this tomorrow, I think sleep is the best thing to do right now”
>Welp, sleeping in this bed will be… a challenge
>This bed is designed for only one individual, and a pony at that! There is one pillow and of course one bed sheet
>God damn, and you don’t even have any pajamas
>You remove your uniform and start pulling off your pants; but a sound makes you stop in your tracks
>Yup, that’s the sound of surprise, coming from Fuse
>”W-What are you doing?”
>Shit. Explanation time
“I don’t have pajamas, and the prisoner’s uniform is too uncomfortable for me to sleep in”
>”Well… e-eh, I don’t know, I could give you some pajamas from the closet…”
>No shit, another 30 minute long search?
>He could get lost or even worst, sleep in there!
“It’s already too late to go back into the closet, Fuse”
>Fuse took another yawn
>”You are right… I don’t have energy to use my magic… I’m so tired. Sometimes I can’t even get to sleep!”
>Another problem…
>If only you had a magic pill to make him sleep quickly
>…Oh yeah, you got the pills from the nurse
“Fuse, you seem kind of thirsty, do you want some water?”
>”Oh yes please, the thermos is below the desk… if you would be so kind”
>Still wearing your pants, you move to the desk
>You pick up an empty glass and with the thermos of water, you start filling the glass
>You search in your pants pockets for the pills, pick one and drop it in the water
>The pill slowly dissolves in the water
>You sit next to the almost sleepy pony again
“Here you go Fuse, fresh and ready”
>”Thank you Anon, if you want some water, help yourself”
>He gives you a smile and proceeds to drink the water
>Those tiny little gulps of his… damn it, even drinking water is cute
>”Aaahhh... That’s what I needed… now An- Anon? Why suddenly… you look… so… fuzzy?”
>As if starting to get dizzy, Fuse looks around the room
>After a few seconds of blearily scanning the room, Fuse falls against your chest asleep
>[Cute sleepy trap sounds]
>Holy shit, that didn’t take even a minute to take effect!
“Are those pills really this effective?”
>You put Fuse on the left side of the bed; he puts his hoof in his mouth as if trying to suck it
>D’aww… is so cute
>Fuse moves around in his sleep and doing so the flap in his pajamas comes undone
>Showing his butt
>What a view…
>Swiggity swooty…
>...Eh, too sleepy for this
>You pull off your pants and place them on the chair next to the desk
>One pill and the two cloth squares fall from your pants pockets
>Almost forgot about those two letters…
>Hmm, this gives you a naughty idea
>Well, not so naughty, but funny
>You carefully place the ‘S’ and ‘M’ on each of Fuse’s butt cheeks
>You /could/ take a photo, but he could get mad at you... so maybe next time?
>You close his flap, and leave the two cloth squares inside
>Sometimes you question yourself about why you do this kind of stuff
>...Probably because of 4Chan
>That place is full of perverts who have been a bad influence on you
>You pick up the pill from the floor and look at it
>It just looks like any ordinary pill
“Hmm… maybe if I…”
>”Gloria the bell is on…”
>Fuse moves on his sleep, drooling a bit
>Holy crap that scared you, Short Fuse is talking in his sleep
>This pill is /really/ something
>Might as well try it?
>Fuck it, your curiosity beats you
>You fill the glass of water with the thermos and dissolve the pill in your glass, like you did before for Fuse
“Okay, here goes nothing”
>You drink the water and place the empty glass on the desk
>You quickly manage to get in bed before the pill takes effect
>…
>Nothing, not even the little reaction on you
>Maybe these pills are just for ponies?
>You take a look at Fuse’s sleepy face
>So damn cute… you could sleep while watching him
>…
>Oh boy, the pill is really starting to take effect!
>The room feels dizzy
“Good night… Fuse”
>”Asff.. asf….” Is his only answer
>You close your eyes
>And suddenly, nothing
>…
>You open your eyes, and realize something
>You are falling to a big black hole!
“WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEE-“
 >You close your eyes as the black hole sucks you
>…
>You open your eyes and now you are in a classroom, wearing a school uniform
“This… this must be a dream…”
>”Mister Anonymous! Could you please go to the blackboard?”
>This… is your old school, high school to be exact
>Oh fuck no, this isn’t a dream, this is a fucking nightmare!
 
 
Be Short Fuse
>Be being the most powerful warden ever
>”Warden, warden! We love you!”
>Lots of ponies, inmates and guards cheer up at you
>Life is good, life is great, and you are the best!
>You give a little laugh before you start your speech to your adoring public
 
 
Be Princess Luna
>Be lurkin- protecting! Your subject’s dreams
>Tonight is one of those slow and boring nights
>Nothing funny going on, everyone having normal dreams like always
>Wait, you detect something
>Someone is having a nightmare!
>This is the perfect time to help!
>As you locate the creature having nightmares, you sense another dreamer at his side
>A couple? Sleeping together? This is the perfect chance to use your new spell!
>The spell is simple, of course. It’s just mixing their dreams together! You cast the spell, the couple helps each other while dreaming. Together they solve the nightmare that one of them is having and they will dream with each other!
>Nothing can go wrong!
>Well, if something happens in the nightmare, you could help
>Time to cast the spell…


Be Anon
>Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
>This is one of those bad dreams from high school, isn’t it?
>You are in the center of the classroom and the teacher is staring at you
>”Mister Anonymous, would you please go to the blackboard? We are waiting on you…”
>Heavy breathing.jpg
“S-sure”
>You stand up and slowly walk up to the blackboard
>”Now please, resolve the problem”
>You look at the blackboard
>’3.14159265^5=X, Solve for X’
>Merciful god you don’t know the answer!
“Uh…”
>”What’s that, Mister Anonymous? You didn’t study? AGAIN?”
>The entire class is laughing and giggling at you
>This hurts
>You start writing one number randomly; maybe you can guess the answer?
>”WRONG”
>The teacher hits your hand with a ruler and your chalk falls to the floor
>”SIT DOWN, YOU USELESS STUDENT!”
>All of your classmates start laughing and calling you names
>Loser, King of dumb, stinky, and countless other mean things
>Not that you care, they are just high school nicknames
>You finally take seat where you wait for whatever the teacher has to say
>Suddenly you feel as if an earthquake has struck the building
>Everything is moving, except for you
“What the FUCK is going on?”
>The earthquake stops
>The teacher notices your sudden swearing
>”Mister Anonymous! Don’t swear in the classroom or else you are going to the dunce corner!”
“S-sorry teacher…”
>You hate school
 
 
Be Short Fuse
>Be giving the best speech in the history of speeches in all of Equestria from a solid gold podium!
“And every Friday will be free salad day!”
>Your crowd just keeps going crazy about you and your speech
>Somepony even throws you a bouquet of flowers! So sweet!
>”Warden, we love you! You are the best warden! And also the manliest one!”
“Oh please, you ponies are making me blush…”
>Suddenly you feel the crowd moving abruptly… No! The earth is moving abruptly!
>You feel an earthquake coming!
“Everypony listen! I can sense an earthquake coming! Search for cover!”
>You duck into a hollow space in the podium
>…
>…
>…?
>You move out of the desk and see the crowd still cheering, as if nothing happened
“What the-?”
>You felt someone behind you, gently poking your back
>You turn around and see a pony
>More like a shadow pony, you couldn’t quite see his or her face
>”Hey warden! Does this rag smells like chloroform to you?”
>The pony covers your nuzzle with the forenamed rag
“Mmmph!”
>”Shhh, don’t fight it warden”
>It smells funny, really funny
“Mmph…”
>Everything starts getting fuzzy
>You feel dizzy for a moment as your crowd yells start to vanish into the distance and everything seems to turn black
>…
>..
>.
>You wake up inside a building, in a corridor, wearing a school uniform
“W-wuh? Where… am I?”
>A light turns on in front of you, revealing a mirror
>In it, you admire your actual school uniform. You are wearing a red skirt that perfectly matches the red and white blouse you’re wearing, which draws attention to the adorable pigtails in your mane
“Hey! Who’s the attractive pony wearing that amazing uniform? Yeah is you, me! And whoa, that mane, so neat!”
>…Talking to yourself isn’t the thing you should do right now
>…But maybe you could get away with it for a little while
“I love this skirt! It is so… red!”
>You make a pose, and then you wiggle your hips
>You feel something in your skirt mess with your tail
>That /something/ was some kind of… cloth?
>You stand on two hooves and raise your skirt
>Blue and white underwear…
>Wait! Underwear?!
“Why I am wearing this kinky thing!?”
>It isn’t uncomfortable… and it is pretty well hidden under your skirt… maybe you should ignore the fact that you are wearing underwear…?
>It’s not like somepony will notice you are wearing these…
>You wiggle your hips once more just to see your behind shake in the lewd garment
>You giggle a little
>This is fun!
>...Okay, enough fun
“Right… now… where I am right now?”
>Suddenly the corridor’s lights start to shine one by one
>Guess following the light should answer your questions? Yeah that could do it
>There is logic in that! Isn’t there?
>How were you here again? And who made you wear this outfit?
>And what about the blue and white underwear?
>Time to seek answers!
 
 
Be Anon
>Be BORED as FUCK
>Teacher is talking about history and math
>AT THE SAME TIME
>It’s the history OF math!
>You can’t handle this
>You really can’t handle this!
>”Okay students, as much as I would like to continue this interesting topic, I have an announcement”
>Oh, what now?
>The teacher takes a look at the closed door
>”I’ll like to present a new student! Please, come in”
>As the door slowly opens by itself, a shadowy figure enters the classroom
>Not a monster, not a human…
>What kind of creature is this?
>”…So this is a school… I should have known”
>That voice…
>The teacher takes a glance at her
>”Please, come in, could you please be so kind as to introduce yourself to the class?”
>She looks… familiar
>”My name? Uh… fine, I guess”
>The figure steps into the light...
>She is… a pony
>”My name is Short Fuse, and I’m the best warden in the entire world!”
>She is…. Beautiful
>”Fine Miss Short, sit next to that gentleman in green over there, if you wouldn’t mind”
>That teacher son of a bitch
>Fuse starts walking, or rather, trotting to her seat, making eye contact with you and giving a big smile as if she already knows you
>She sits and you look at her meanwhile trying to say the words to greet her
>…Go on, you can do it Anon! Just say hi!
“H-hello, I’m Anon”
>”Anon? Hey! Don’t you recognize me? It’s me! Fuse!”
“Fuse?”
>” Short Fuse! I already told my name!”
>Shit, you were too focused on her beauty instead of what she was saying
>Her name is Short Fuse? Hmm, it rings a bell
“Well you are really giving me a short fuse right now… hehe…”
>Smooth Anon, smooth
>She gives you a confuse look
>”Uh? I don’t… get it”
>Great, maybe you can say another thing to impress her
>A student notices you both talking and stands up, pointing at both of you
>”Hey everyone! Anon is hitting on the new girl!”
>Everyone in the classroom is now staring at you and chanting the same word
>”KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS”
>Damn it High School…
>The new girl seems to blush harder and harder
>”Wh-what!? Kiss? In front of everyone!? All of the sudden!?”
>Would it hurt a little peek on the lips? Or the cheeks?
>Maybe you should ask first…
“Hey, Short-“
>Suddenly, you feel like someone threw you towards Short Fuse
>The sudden contact with Short Fuse made her fell to the floor
“A-ah!”
>And then she hits the floor
>Oh fuck, you can see her underwear…
“Are you okay? I’m sorry, someone threw me”
>You give her a hand to help her stand up
>”Y-you… saw it…”
>Oh shit, she knows you got a good glance at her underwear!
“No I didn’t! I mean, yes I did, but just a bit! Besides that color is great for your uniform and…”
>STOP.
>TALKING!
>She doesn’t make eye contact to you, blushing fiercely at the ground
>”If you… say... so”
>Wait, she’s fine with it?
>Your feelings are flying like crazy right now
>She takes your hand and tries to stand up but fails and falls, knocking you down in the process
>All the classroom is exchanging ‘eeehs’ as if they were impressed by the situation
>And now… Short Fuse is on top of you
 
 
Be Luna
>Be enjoying this dream so far
>You didn’t need to help them! They were doing great! What a great couple
>Maybe you should get a special somepony…
>...You feel alone now...
>…
>Nothing a big carton of ice cream can’t fix
 
 
Be Short Fuse
>Be sitting on Anon
>Your face was a new, previously unknown color of red
>You are blushing so hard right now you’re a little worried that the tips of your ears will catch fire
>Everything except for you and Anon fades to black
“Shorty…”
>Another nickname!?
“Do you… believe in first sight love?”
>You can feel his heart beats
>Your own heart beat is twice as fast as his
“I…”
>’A kiss shouldn’t do anything, just kiss him!’ a thought said
>NO! How can you kiss him!? He’s… an inmate… he… saved your life… twice… he’s… the same sex as you!
>He… is… so close to you right now
>…
>’Oh that’s it, I’m taking control now’ the thought says, grumpily
>Wut?
>Suddenly, your hooves move by themselves and your mouth speaks by itself
>Your hooves go around Anon as you give him a hug
“A-Anon, I…”
>NO, WHAT IS HAPPENING, THIS ISN’T WHAT YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN
>’Just see and learn’ the thought said
>You try to squirm away, but you are a prisoner in your own body
“I always…”
>NO! STOP IT!
>”Y-yes?”
“Words can’t say how much I… feel…”
>You learned closer to him, closing your eyes
“Play with me, pretty please”
>”P-play? Like a pet?”
“Ple-“
>You force yourself to be quiet
>NO! THE THOUGHT CAN’T DO THIS!
>’And why is it /I/ can’t do anything I want?’ the thought said
>Because… I will do it by myself!
>With all the courage in Equestria, your body finally responds
“A-Anon, you know I’m a male, don’t you?”
>He just stared at you
>Centuries pass in the span of seconds as he stares at you
>Slowly opening his mouth, he finally speaks
>”Does it matters? I believe it doesn’t matter, at least for me”
>He carefully moved his hands to your mane, petting it
>It feels so… good…
>”Love is love, Shorty. There aren’t rules for who you can and can’t love…”
>His hands move to your ears, giving them an affectionate scratch
>OH… it feels even better than the mane petting! You could do this for hours…
>He leans up and slowly brings his face close to your neck
>Was he trying to bite you? Is he trying to eat you!?
>You feel his lips on your neck as he slowly kisses up and down your neck
“Eeep~!”
>It feels like forever as Anon plays with your neck. You can feel how his lips play with your soft neck and his teeth gives you a little gentle bite
“A-Aah~!”
>It continued for a little longer, his tongue joining the contact with your sensitive neck
>You hug tightly Anon with your hooves, shaking a little while grasping his shirt
>Smelling his essence… you close your eyes and you let go yourself for the moment
>This is something new to you…
>It feels so right…
“To be… here with you… Anon”
>You smile tightly and give a little whimper
>He stops playing with your neck and rolls over, trapping you beneath his body
>What will he do next?
>You feel his hands touching your ear once again
>Wait a second… that isn’t his hand… Is he…?
>You feel a gentle bite on your ear
>“Nom”
“Eeeaaah~”
>You can’t handle this… this is… this is… oh Celestia… WHAT IS THIS FEELING
>He plays with both of your ears, one biting it and the other scratching it
“Aah~ A-Anon~”
>”Mmm?”
>He stops biting your ear and takes a look at your face
>You are breathing harder and harder
>Can’t think straight
“Don’t…”
>”Hmm?”
>You take another heavy breath
” … stop…”
>This is it; the thoughts can win this time, JUST this time
>Let’s go nuts, let’s go crazy… Let’s enjoy the moment!
>”I could give you something… more special”
“Please do what you want to me”
>Anon smirks at that command
>He raises your uniform and starts slowly rubbing your belly
“Aaah~…. Ahhh~!”
>’That’s right… just let yourself go… are you enjoying this, aren’t you?’ the same thought said
“Ohh… yes…”
>’Who’s a dirty little warden? You are! Hehe!’ another thought said
“I… am~”
>This is it; you were lost in some kind of new sensation
>You felt funny. Very funny
>”I freaking love your cute sounds, Shorty…”
>He slowly reaches your belly with his head, and gives you a little kiss on the chest
>He gives another. And another. And another one. Anon starts slowly kissing down your chest until he arrives to your belly
>This is heaven… This feels amazing!
>Anon blows a raspberry into your belly, giving you the best laugh a pony can get
“HAHAHAHAHA ANON NO, WAIT! HAHAHAHAHA NOT THER- HAHAHA!
>Anon continues for several long, agonizing seconds before stopping
>He rubs his hand around the area he raspberried, ruffling and smoothing out the fur over and over
>”Shorty?”
“Hehe… heh… Anon…”
>He moves his cheek up to yours and whispers into your ear...
>”Do you want to continue?”
>You nod without thinking it, rubbing your cheek against his
>Anon’s hands start to move to your skirt, slowly raising it
>You feel his hand now petting your tail slowly…
>Anon slowly removes your underwear with his free hand
>He leaves the underwear on your right back hoof
>Moving slowly, Anon begins to massage your butt…
>Exploring it with both hands…
“U-Unf…”
>You close your eyes as he continues to fondle your butt
>He gives a little spanking on your right butt cheek and you yelp
“A-Anon?!”
>You stare into his eyes...
>”Shorty…”
>Anon slowly came near you, caressing the tender area he spanked...
>You don’t mind…
>You know what this time means and you accept it
>You slowly close your eyes as you expect the unexpected
>Your heart stopped
>Time stopped
>…
>And you heard something in the distance
>It was coming closer and closer…
>Beep… Beep… Beep…
>BEEP… BEEP… BEEP…
>.........
>You wake up in your bed
>With your magic you turn off the alarm
>Was it… was it all a dream?
>Of course it was a dream… how could you and Anon… do such a things!?
>Wait, are you in…
>Clearly opening your eyes, you see that Anon is in fact booping your nose with his own
>You realized that you were up on top of Anon’s chest, drooling a little
>...You were sleeping like this all night, weren’t you?
>Or are you still sleeping? You can’t tell now…
>This is bad! Awkward and lewd!
>Backing slowly from his face, you try and leave the bed. But something stops you at that moment…
>You feel like something is touching your butt!
>The dream wasn’t over?
>You muffled an ‘eep’ by covering your mouth with your hooves. You don’t want to wake Anon in this position, do you?
>It happened again, you felt a poke in your butt, but what was it!?
>Uncovering the bed’s sheet, you first notice that Anon is only wearing underwear...
>And you see that your pajama’s flap is wide open, revealing your butt
>Oh what else can go wrong?
>…Note for self, don’t say that in these kinds of situations
>You… finally noticed that the thing poking you was…. How can you say it?
>Anon’s Stick of truth? Yeah, let’s say it like that…
>Your eyes go wide as you try to slowly peel yourself off of his body
>Anon mumbles in his sleep and you freeze
>’Maybe this isn’t so bad... why leave? Don’t be a party pooper’ the thought says
>’Yeah! Don’t be one! If you stick around then you’ll be using that part of your body for something else!’ another thought said
>Nope. Definitely no. Impossible. No way. Nuh-uh.
>...At least, not yet…
>Stop thinking lewd things! Focus on escaping!
>You’re starting to feel kind of funny
>This has to end and now!
>’Yeah! End it with a quick peck on the lips! He won’t notice it!’ yet another thought says eagerly
>I’m the warden of this prison for Celestia’s sake! I can’t do that to a prisoner!
>Slowly  moving, you retreat off anon’s body
>And hit the floor with the loud sound that only a body landing hard on a floor can make
“Ouch…”
>Anon was still asleep
>And you were sweating… was this room suddenly hot… or it was you?
>Or it could be Anon that’s hot...
>You sneak a peek at Anon’s… stick… standing up like a flag
>’Aren’t you going to say hi to that? Poke it, be curious!’ another annoying thought said
>Pony Feathers… You need to take a bath… a COLD long, long bath
>You quickly walk to the personal bathroom you have in your room and take a look at the mirror of the bathroom
>Your mane is a mess, like every morning
>Using your magic, you bring the brush and start brushing your mane
>Moving part of your mane from the neck, you take notice of something in it…
>A tiny spot of purple
>…
>Oh no… that wasn’t… a dream? Or… OH, BY CELESTIA!
>BATHROOM. COLD. NOW!
>’Aren’t we going to wait for Anon to wake up and take a bath with him? We could help clean his stick!’ a thought said
“OH THAT’S IT. I’M TAKING A BATH WITH ICE CUBES!”


End of chapter 2.