>>Why do you have a doctor measuring your dick?

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>You nervously tug the hem of your pants just a tiny bit higher up your bare stomach.
"Are.... are you sure this is completely necessary?"
>Nurse Redheart smiles comfortingly at you and nods, humming in the affirmative.
>"Absolutely, Anon. All stallions have to go through a monthly penis inspection day to make sure that they're healthy and cancer-free."
>F-Fair enough, you guess.
>You get chills at the words "penis inspection day", but you pass it off as nerves.
"So, uh, how does this work?"
>Nurse Redheart nudges your leg with her muzzle and directs you towards a table with crinkly sterile paper rolled out over the surface.
>"Normally, the stallion lays down on the table for the inspection. But you, Anonymous-"
>She pokes your thigh playfully.
>"-are much too tall for that. You'll have to just stand up against the wall. Is that alright? I don't want you to feel uncomfortable."
>She tilts her head at you and waits for an answer.
"Yeah, yeah... I guess that's fine."
>Nurse Redheart smiles cheerfully and nudges your belt with her muzzle.
>"Great. Pants off, please."
>You busy yourself clumsily undoing your belt and tugging down your pants while the nurse pony prepares herself for the examination.
>"You know," she says with her back to you, taking off her nurse's cap and placing it on a table, "We used to have to do this under the inspection of at least two male facility members."
"No kidding?"
>"Mm-hmm!"
>Redheart removes the pin holding her mane up in a bun and swishes her mane around like she's in a shampoo commercial.
>"The board of directors seemed to think that the female employees would do something inappropriate to the male patients."
>She turns around to face you and stifles a giggle with her hoof.
>"Crazy, huh?"
>You guess?
"Sure is."
>Nurse Redheart approaches you and eyes your growing member with professional interest.
>"Alright, Anonymous. I'm going to see how far down my throat your penis can go, and then we'll begin the actual tests."

"I'm sorry, wh-"
>Before you can stop her, Redheart opens her mouth wide and shoves her face down onto your crotch.
>Her tongue wriggles all over the bottom of your cock, and you can feel her throat constricting around you.
>She slows down as her nose approaches your groin, and seems to really struggle with the last inch or two.
>You reach down to grab her head to shove her away, but all you end up doing is cradling her cheek and running your fingers through her mane.
>It's an easy mistake to make, to be fair.
>Redheart hums in appreciation and, were it not for the cock in her mouth, would be leaning into your palm.
>You nearly cum right then and there when her tongue snakes out of her stuffed mouth and begins to lap at your testicles.
>You DO cum right there and then when her throat starts to swallow around your cock.
>You haven't had sex since you arrived in Equestria; it's been a long 8 months.
>Thus, you're on a bit of a hair-trigger.
>Nurse Redheart's eyes open wide in surprise and she pulls herself back, coughing at the salty intrusion in her throat.
>The last few spurts land on her face as you ride the tail-end of your orgasm.
>"V-Very good, Anonymous," she says, catching her breath, "Very good."
>She casually walks over to a nearby desk and picks up a pencil in her mouth, which she uses to write on a clipboard.
>"You made it about three-quarters down the length of my throat, putting you at a solid six-point-five inches in length. Your girth is around average, there were no lumps that I should be worried about..."
>She laps at the strands of cum still covering her muzzle and smacks her lips.
>"...and your output is at the ideal consistency."
>With a happy little hum, Nurse Redheart write a big checkmark onto the paper and turns to you, smiling innocently.
>The effect is ruined slightly by the cum - your cum - on her cheeks.

>"You've passed your penis inspection day, Anonymous. Don't bother checking out with the secretary; he already knows that you were scheduled for an inspection today."
>You've barely gotten your pants buckled up before the good nurse shoves you out the door.
>"I'll see you again next month!"
>The door closes and locks with a sharp CLICK.
>....and you realize that you've forgotten to grab your shirt.
>You stumble your way towards the entrance of the hospital, feeling a bit dazed and light-headed.
>What the actual fuck was that?

>You are Nurse Redheart.
>You're laying on top of the table with the crinkly paper on it, and you've got your nose buried in Anon's discarded shirt.
>The cum on your face has since been consumed, and the paper you were writing on has been torn up and discarded.
>You can't believe that Anon fell for that.
>Stallions are so gullible.