>"Oh my shit, Anonymous is at the door."
>"Well keep him out."
"COME ON! LET ME IN!"
>"No! This is our prison. No hyoomans allowed."
"I swear, I got my shots. No more cooties from me."
>"Do you think he's telling the truth?"
>"We can't take the chance. Remember the last time he got in? He wouldn't stop tickling ponies' butts."
>"HE CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!"
>"Calm down Tom! You'll be fine."
"I said, I like stallions.. and I want them. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours."
>"I KNEW HE WAS STILL EVIL! KEEP HIM OUT AT ALL COSTS!"
"I wish I had some Doritos."
>"For the last time, Anon. We don't have any Doritos. We don't even know what those are! Now, can't you just be happy being a free stallion? Just leave us inmates alone."
"Swiggity Swooty, I want Peridot's booty!"
>"Peridot? There's no inmate named--"
"SHUT UP, YA CLODS!"
>"Clods? What are you even on about?!"
"In recent news, a bunch of pissy little ponies are delaying the inevitable. We have sent our news anchor Debrah to investigate the scene. Do you see anything?"
"HE'S RAPING ME!"
"Sounds like true storm. Glad I'm not there. Ahahaha! So, are you able to get an interview with Anonymous, himself, or the ponies cowering inside their makeshift cage of a home?"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HELP ME! IT HURTS! PLEASE STOP!"
"Hilarious! You sure know how to lay it on thick. With a performance like that, I am surprised you didn't make it into the lead role of our community theater's play. Oh well, maybe next time."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>"W-What is he doing out there? Why does he keep talking to himself?!"
>"He's t-trying to psyche us out. It's okay though. We're safe in here.."
>"Do you think the elements of harmony are going to make it in time?"
>"I'm so scared.."
>"Why can't he just leave us alone?"
>..
>..
>"Wait.. It's gone silent."
>"Do you think he left?"
>"It's probably a trick. Don't open the door!"
>"I'm not going to open the door. Just going to give a little peek."
>..
>"I-I don't see him anymore."
>"He's gone?!"
>"OH THANK GOD!"
>"Lock the door anyways! We don't want to take the chance that he may get in."
"Yeah. That'd be really bad."
>".."
"Just imagine what he'd do to everyone inside of here if he just found a way inside."
>"Y-Y-Y-Y-You! H-HOW DID Y--"
"Like if he found an airduct leading outside and climbed through it to break into the prison. That would be disastrous."
>"!!!"
"What? Is there something on my currently exposed crotch?"
>"RUN! RUN! RUN!"
"Oh cool! And now we're doing this!"
>"OH MY! NO! LET ME GO! NOOOOOOO!!!"
"I've been dreaming of a white CHRISTMAS~! Just like the ones I used to know~!"
>...
>"Rainbow Dash, wait! We can't enter haphazardly. Who knows where Anonymous currently is."
>"Ah, chill out Twilight! Some hairless ape doesn't scare me. If he shows his face, I'll show him how a real mare fights."
>"I-I really don't wanna go in.."
>"Ah shoot, Fluttershy. If y'all really want, ya can stick behind me on this adventure."
>"It'll be fun! I'm sure that all the prisoners are just setting up a surprise party to welcome us!"
>"This dreary and gloomy color scheme really does clash with my outfit. If there is a party being thrown for our arrival, then I do hope it to be one that incorporates spring colors in the decorations' designs."
>..
>"OUCH! Why is it so stupidly dark in here? This is totally not awesome!"
>"It's alright darlings, I've brought my luminescent hat today. Gaze in its splendor!"
>"T-That's a bit too bright.. Sorry.."
>"Uhh.. What's all this here white gooey stuff on these walls and floors? I don't reckon I recall them havin' this here when we visited last time."
>"I can't say for sure, but it seems to be some sort of biological matter. Let me check one of my books to see if I can identify it."
>"Eeyuck! This globby gushy goo is gross! Too much salt, not enough sugar!"
>"And it really smells! Like.. worse than the swamp I wrestled that monster in last week."
>"OH NO NO! IT GOT ON MY HOOF! HOW ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE!"
>"Calm yourself, prissy pony. A lil' bit of goo never hurt nopony."
>"G-Girls.. You might want to get away from that stuff."
>"Mmmmm~. Once you get used to it, the flavor is actually pretty scrumplicious! Better than scrumptious and delicious combined! Yummy~!"
>"P-PINKIE! STOP EATING THAT RIGHT NOW!"
>"Hmm? Whash wromg? Wamt me to shave shum for yoo?"
>"SPIT THAT OUT! THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS! IT'S--"
>...
"Isn't this such a beautiful night? Whoa~! We're underneath the thousand shining stars. Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different? Whoa~! Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are? Look at this place, look at your faces~. I've never seen you look like this before. Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different? Whoa~! Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are?"

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