Prompt:

Actually, I was thinking more "princess twilight, tired of trying to get TMD, and still painfully a virgin, writes some bullshit law that forces Anon to fuck her and her friends to stay a citizen/keep her house/legally buy booze."

So he's doing it, but it's a mix of "awesome, hoers pussy" and hate-fucking. So there's real reactions, actual dominating, a bit of predator/prey going on.... all good stuff.

Now take that movie, and tell the story from the POV of a filmmaker reviewing it for a "golden cock" award.

Timeline:
After Fuzzy Jacket Anon (If you want. It's a stand-alone, so whatever.)

Note:
It's M/F, Dubcon. If you don't like that, back out now.

[A/N] 1/15/2015: The astounding amount of butthurt that I got over the original prompt has caused me to retcon this intro. Originally, it was to get his citizenship expedited and approved. I replaced that with "buying alcohol" because, well. It is in the original prompt, and makes the ending a little easier to swallow. No pun intended.

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>Be
"Ahn~!"
>Be Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship, PhD in Books and Library Science, PhD in Arcanum, PhD in-
>You see Fluttershy's ass wiggle as she orgasams again
>-in... fuck you don't even remember now.
>It's been 5 hours since you all last saw Anon
>he was teasing you - you know it
>and you love and hate him for it
>as soon as he left and everyone composed themselves -
>who are you kidding. as soon as he left you broke out the naughty box under your bed and have spent the past few hours pleasuring yourself with your friends
>and hitting up the kitchen for some snackage
>no homo, just like RD said
>and if RD says it's no homo, you better believe it's no homo
>somewhere around hour three you just stopped and have been looking at everypony else
>this just can't go on
>In public he's a goofy stallion that just doesn't realize he pushes all the right buttons...
>but in private he acts seductive, and only because you're a gentlemare you don't rut him then and there...
>You let out a groan
>Everypony else is as frustrated as you are
>But you can't just drug and rape him! Celestia'll be pissed!
>what can you do? Be a bad girl?
>Stallions do like the dangerous type, but he'd probably hate you...
>And being a naughty princess could get you into the same heat as your first idea
>You ponder some more as your friends die down, basking in their collective afterglow
>Maybe... maybe just put him in a situation where he can't refuse?
>You grin and get up
>slipping the first time, but you make it eventually to your desk
>"ah... Twi? Hah... what're doin?"
"Nothing, AJ. I just had an idea on how to end all of...this."
>You have their full attention now
>quill dipped in ink, you begin to write your very first royal decree

>You've been sitting on your throne for the past two days, just waiting
>You've asked all your friends to remain in the castle for the foreseeable future
>They protested, but you swore that it would be worth it
>"How long?" they asked. "You'll know when" you replied
>So some board games have broken out beside the throne
>all in all a relaxin-
>*BANG*
>The main door lurches, but remains locked
>Oh!
>You sit up, taking on as regal an air as you can
>magically you shoo away the card games, party streamers, blankets- all into the hall closet
>aka spike's bedroom
>Yes it's a bit cruel but you caught him eating an archway once and that's just inexcusable
>You wonder if it'll take four hits or-
>*BANG* *CRACK*
>Ooh! You can't hold back your excitement - humans really were strong for their size...
>mmm, the size o-
>*BANG* *WHUD*
>With that last kick, Anonymous the Human breaks down the throne room doors, slamming them so hard against the walls that they pop off their hinges
>"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS, ENCYCLOPEDIA AUTISM?"
>Oh, he got your decree! Excelle-
>Nope fuck this
>Wait you can't just force a narration chan-
>BE ANON
>Your fury has forced a narration perspective change
>In your fist you clench a very royal-looking decree that was delivered through the post blah blah blah
>Somepony is going to pay for this bullshit
>You were promised by your brain that nothing would backfire! ever!
>You point a finger at Twilight accusingly
"YOU. What the FUCK is THIS?"
>You finger moves from her to the crumpled decree
>The metal seal tamped at the bottom has actually been warped slightly by your grip
>Twilight smiles at you
>"Why Anon, how good it i-"
"Answers, Purplesmart. This is some sick fucking joke - Rainbow got into your regalia while drunk and did some shit."
>"Hey!" RD protests
>Twilight shushes her with a wing. "I assure you, they're just as in the dark about this as you."
"They- then WHY are you doing this?!"

>She smiles sweetly at you
>You gonna roundhouse kick that smug bitch right in he-
>"Anon, see... I was worried about you."
"What."
>She hops off her throne and walks towards you, slowly
>She nods. "Mm, yes. Here you are, teasing mares in the street, in their homes..."
>She flashes you a look
>you don't like that look
"I-it was all in good fu-"
>"All in good fun, I know. I like fun, so does everypony here. But I was concerned that you could get in... let's say, over your head. Not all mares are nice gentlemares like us, you know."
>You smirk
"Yeah, and this is just you being my best fucking friend. I wonder what type of friendship report I'll send Celestia once she gets ahold of-"
>"She knows"
>Everyone is silent
"What the actual fuck."
>Twilight comes to a stop infront of you and sits down, that smile still on her face
>"You see, my domain is mostly over the intangible - friendship, magic, etc. Except for one small clause; I am a co-regent of Ponyville with the Two Sisters."
>You blink a bit as it sinks in. Apparently this is news to everypony else there, and all at once they start launching questions at Twilight
>She silences them again with a wing
>"And as such, I want to make sure all my subjects - my friends - are happy. But I noticed something, Anon. Technically, we have no idea how old you are."
>Okaaayyyy....
>"Although we could take your word for it, we'd have no way to verify. And I can't allow a minor to live, work and drink unchaperoned!"
"Well...can't I just do a GED test or something...."
>"Mm. No. Too much paperwork - but with my new title, we can expedite it with this one little test!"
>You sigh. This cunt right here.
"Ok, fine, I've got to get your approval so I can buy liquor again, I get it. But WHY do I have to fuck all of you?!"
>Everyone's ears perk up
>Twilight laughs softly
>"Well! We - I - need to know that if you can have sex, then you are of age! Or close enough to it, really."

>You look around
>The mares are both excited and somewhat scared
>They look like you when you were getting your first handjob
>aaah. Summer camp [spoiler]counselors[/spoiler]
>AJ steps forward. "Twi, ah... ah can't say I don't want him..."
>She looks you up and down, and you look at her face
>she seems a bit sad. "..but this ain't right. You know that."
>Twilight turns to AJ and sighs. "I know. But I checked the law - there's more."
"Oh? Like what - I have to marry you idiots too?"
>"Well..."
>Everyone's eyes go wide
>DAMNIT. ANON. Stop opening your fucking mouth
>I swear universe, stop cashing these checks I wrote with my dumb-ass actions
>"That is one way. The other is what I outlined."
>Twilight turns to you again. "You have no home country, you asked for asylum here. By law, my hooves are tied. I just... thought I could cast two spells with one charge."
>She looks at you, softer. "I do care about you, colt. We all do. And if... we possibly show you our affections...maybe..."
>She sighs and lets the words drift to the floor
>Son of a bitch.
>You sigh as well
"And you can't do me a solid and repeal this? I swear, I won't fucking come out of my house again, ever."
>"Is it really that horrible?"
>You look at Fluttershy, who's kicking her hoof against the ground. "...is it really that bad that we want you?"
>Fuck. You need to stay angry
>ANGRY HUMAN IS HOW WE TAMED THE MASTODON
>But you can't
"For the record, this is really manipulative."
>"For the record, you've been teasing us ever since you showed up." Twilight responds
"What, really?"
>Everypony assembled nods
>Wow. I guess you have been a cocktease
>oh come on, brain. You helped.

>You sigh
>Nobody's clean here
>You knew you were leading them on, and one of them had the means to call your bet
"Alright."
>They look at you, questioningly
"I'll do it."
>You have to do it
"But it's all on my terms, understand?"
>But that doesn't mean you have to like it
>They nod, and smile softly. 
>"I-I'm sure of it, Anon. It's - it's not - you're going to love it. Love us, I promise."
>Twilight rests a hoof on your leg, and you sigh again
"Really, ya'll could've just asked me what my opinion was..."
>"But Darling... although I must give kudos to Twilight's wonderfully manipulative and underhoofed plan - we tried that."
"Rarity, asking me if I wanted to come inside for coffee, then actually serving me coffee, is not asking me my opinion."
>"Yes, well. erm. You were just so... ah, intimidating..."
"Predator species, eh?"
>She nods. I guess that's her kink. 
>anyway
"Look... just... tomorrow? Can we do this tomorrow? Let me clear my head a bit..."
>Everyone nods
>"But you stay here tonight."
>You look at Twilight, and she winces a bit under your glare
"I promise I won't try to run."
>"Well...even so. That won't mean you won't try to hurt yourself or get drunk"
>You open your mouth to protest, but she raises a hoof
>"I know how emotional stallions get. Let's just... you get to sleep in a royal suite, and tomorrow we can discuss how you want this to... begin."
>You nod
"Well. Might as well get the confessions out now, so I know what I'm dealing with."
>They look at each other
"Come on. Apparently you've had your eyes on me the whole time. Out with it, I might as well know your dark little secrets, seeing as how you'll soon get your wish."
* * *
>The day drags on slowly as they talk to you
>You learn.... things.
>Some of them were just desperate to be loved
>Some of them fetishised you to no end
>All of them just "wanted you to be happy"
>Happy with them
>Maybe you could, in another life
>All you were thinking about was how to utterly wreck them

>DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
>72 HOURS REMAIN
>You are anon
>And you have been... tricked? Not really. More like legal'd into fucking a bunch of marshmellow pones to get your citizenship finalized
>On one hand, horses
>On the other hand, sweet sweet gov't benefits
>So you're basically up a creek
>They gave you the night to think about it and prepare yourself
>Dinner was awkward as fuck
>You spent your evening "alone time" looking high and low throughout the castle, and you've finally got all the supplies you needed
>heh. it was gonna be a supplies, all right
>Was that mildly racist? Huh. Anyway.
>You robe yourself up - no need on putting on anything that you'll have to take off....
>You catch your reflection in the bedroom's mirror, and study yourself for a moment
>Wordlessly you open the door and make your way downstairs, the smell of breakfast hitting you warmly
"Good morning."
>You step into the kitchen to find both AJ and Pinkie finishing up cooking - they've laid out a buffet of food, including bacon and sausages
>Probably had to break into the ambassador's storehouses to get that
>You half-smile as they beam up at you, returning your greeting
>Salright. You want no defenses raised for today.
>You begin to pile up on protein - bacon, sausage, eggs - gotta keep those gains
>AJ sits next to you as Pinkie fills up her plate
>"Ah... anon?"
>You turn to look at her, eyebrow raised
>She's squirming in her seat. "ah.... Ah want you to know that I'll be gentle! And... and I want you to enj-"
>You shush her with a finger and smile
>She returns it
>The other mares file in for breakfast, all greeting each other and you
>You nod or remain silent, just focusing on the food
>they have no fucking idea what's going to happen to them, and you want to keep it that way as long as possible

>Breakfast itself passes mostly in silence
>Everypony there is sneaking glances at you, but for your part you maintain your calm
>Zen, motherfuckers, do you see it?
>Plates cleaned, food mostly reduced to crumbs and those bits nobody wants, you sigh.
"So."
>"So." Twilight responds
>nigga I wasn't talking to you, but ok
"So...seeing as how this is going to happen, it's going to happen on my terms."
>Everyone nods
>You raise up your hand and start counting off with your fingers
"One. This is going to happen in the throne room."
>You stand up and make your way over to the room in question, still talking
>"Two. No orgies - one at a time. I'm going to start with Fluttershy."
>She eeps when you call her name and blushes profusely
"And three..."
>You make your way to the throne room, where you stocked your supplies from last night
>The mares gasp in surprise
>"C-c-c-c-c" Fluttershy stammers
>"Anon, what's the big idea here?! Why-" RD begins
"AND THREE."
>You half-shout, commanding their silence and attention
"And three...I get to record all of it. The tapes are mine to keep forever."
>You gesture to the multiple cameras setup, the blanket on the floor, those light-umbrella-thingies (who cares what they're called, you just stuck them around because that's what you do, apparently)
"And if you don't like it, you can leave."
>Twilight looks really uncomfortable
>WELCOME TO MY WORLD, BITCH
>"Anon, I don- I'm not going to agree to-" she begins
"Well, lemme cut you off there. I'm assuming that if the mares who offer to try out the immigrant stallion refuse for whatever reason, other mares will be picked?"
>She shuts up
"Mmm. I don't even need to know the details of that law, I'm just guesstimating at this point. But I'm not far off the mark, am I?"
>"N-no..." Twilight looks down at the floor, probably going over the entire law in her mind
>Fight BS with BS
"And even ignoring that fact, you gave me your word that we could do this how I wanted."
>She's silent now

"Now then."
>They watch you as you begin to turn on the cameras
"Shall we begin, Flutters?"
* * *
>"'Shall we begin, Flutters?' is how the greatest sex-sation sweeping Equestria's by storm begins, and it all comes from the sex tape starring our VIP guest, Anonymous!" The pony introducing you calls out your name, and you jog on stage
>Smile and wave, smile and wave
>The crowd goes fucking wild
>"Do me!" "I'm in heat" "Make me your cocksleeve, Anon!" "Nice dick, Anon!"
>"Haha, settle down now, settle down." The announcer calls for peace, and after a few minutes you get it. He turns to you and offers a hoof. "Pon Ferry-me, pleasure to finally meet you!"
>You shake his hoof
"Anonymous the Human. Big fan!"
>He laughs and gives you a cheesy stage wink. "That's not the only thing big about you, eh?!"
>You return his laugh, and the crowd joins in with a few more cat-calls
>You both take a seat on stage
>It's like...somewhat letterman-esque, with Pon sitting behind a desk and you infront of it, but there's this giant golden horsecock on the desk pointed at you
>Not at all tacky, oddly enough.
>"Now, I know you're a newcomer to the adult entertainment scene, Anon. Can I call you Anon?"
>You nod
>"Great. So Anon, are you familiar with the Golden Cock award?"
"Well to be honest, no. I didn't even know it existed until I was notified that I was in the running"
>"Aww, that hurts me, Anon. It's the greatest award anypony in a porno can receive! It is the singular most prestigious award we give - basically, it's saying yours was the best porn we've ever seen."
"So it's a yearly thing, or...?"
>Pon shakes his head. "Oh no, this is only given to those once in a generation actors who truly push the paradigm! I got one about 8 years back for doing something very naughty with some dragons - and living!"
>A few mares in the crowd apparently saw that flick and start chanting something about a "fillydelphia steamboat"
>You don't want to know

>"Now, Anonymous."
"Hmm?"
>"I think the question on everyone's mind is - how in the world did you get these mares to agree to this?! A model, a wonderbolt - tartarus lad, even a princess!!"
>You laugh and come up with some bullshit answer
>Something about fostering inter-species relationships, etc
>In reality, they forced your hand
>In reality, you were the one that 'accidentally' leaked these 'private' tapes
>not like they would demand an apology. If word got out as to how these tapes were made....
>You smile
>"Now, what of the rumors that you and the other Princesses are making some more private tapes?"
>1980'scrowdooooh.wav
"Haha, hey now! Absolutely nothing of the sort. We're just friends, that's all."
>Pon rolls his eyes. "Sure you are, and I'm a diamond dog. But! Since nopony here wants to get banished-"
>You both chuckle
>"-let's move on. I know this is broken up into about six segments; do you wanna watch the first and then give commentary?"
>You nod
"Sure thing! And I'll also think of some tips I can give those stallions in the audience too~"
>Thunderous applause
>haha. Being an alpha-male in a female's world ain't so bad after all.
>"I'm sure our family-mares at home can't wait. So!" Pon stacks his notecards infront of him, apparently giving the cue to begin
>A big screen starts to lower to your right, and you turn your back on Pon to watch
>The lights dim, and you reach for your complimentary mug of stage coffee
>/~/"Shall we begin, Flutters?"
>You take a sip
>/~/"O-oh, I don't know if I'm ready..."
>Tastes like victory
>/~/"That's the spirit!"
>You grin
>Tonight's gonna be a real fun night