
>YOU ARE ANON
>Hangin' round, downtown by yourself
>And you've had too much time to shop
>There were just so many GOOD DEALS today!
>I mean, sure, you don't know what you're gonna do with the mane coiffure 5000, but it was 18 bits. 
>You got it for 3
>Best deal
>But what's not best is the weight of your bags and this weather
>Sure, some mares offered to help you to the next stall, but once you got beyond 6 bags there were just chuckles and smiles instead of helping hooves
>Th' fucks
>You trudge along, finally out of the market, and find yourself in the park
>You idly look around for a place to rest
>Hey, the bench is empty... and under the shade of the tree
>Sweet
>You make a bee-line to your new resting spot, placing your bags under the seat
>Crime in ponyville is at like, -5%
>Seriously
>One time a mare just came up to you apologizing and gave you a free hat
>Like what?
>Anyway. 
>You lay down on the bench, placing your awesome hat under your head
>Closing your eyes, you sigh
>Yeah.... perfect weather, perfect....
>You're asleep before you know it.


>YOU ARE _NOT_ ANON
>You are, in fact, BonBon
>And after a long morning of preparing confectioneries, you decide to take a little jog around the park
>Sure, some colts like big-bottomed mares, but you gotta keep your tone and definition!
>And your job actively worked against you in that regard
>Tasting each batch of candy to make sure it came out alright did wonders for your waistline
>As in, made it wonderfully large if you didn't watch yourself
>thestruggleisreal
>But it's a beautiful day - not too hot, so you have no excuse, and the cool breeze blowing through the park made sure you didn't turn into a hot mess by the time you got back to the shop
>But you are working up a good tempo - you're panting lightly
>As you round the bend... oh. Oh! It's that colt, Anonymous!
>Well, he was an infrequent customer, but was always nice
>an OK tipper
>And it helped that he had a nice fl-
>You stop dead in your tracks, your breath coming out hot and ragged
>He's laying down on the bench, legs spread...
>....and there's a very noticeable tent in his pants
>W-well
>. . .
>You should do something
>I mean, sure, n-nothing's going to happen....
>...in this park
>all alone
>....under the cover of some trees
>But you should still make sure he's covered. Maybe... take one of his bags and place it on his lap
>yeah. That'll be... yeah.
>Ever the gentlemare, you gingerly tip-hoof over to Anon, making sure not to wake him
>It's hard to control your breathing - you're still worked up from your jog, so you're trying to silently pant
>Ok, ok just bend down and grab a ba-
>"HEY!"
>Fuck
>You whip your head and notice Princess Twilight Sparkle galloping over to you
>"W-WHAT ARE YO-"
>Anonymous stirs, and you motion for her to be silent
>She stops dead in her tracks and looks over the scene
>"What are you doing to that defenseless colt?!" she whisper-yells
"I-I'm not doing anything!" You whisper-pant-yell back

>As Twilight speaks, she slowly walks over to you
>"Your face is flushed and your muzzle is near Anon's cro-"
>Her voice dies down as she notices the impressive tent in Anon's pants
>" . . . BONBON HOW COULD YOU?" She whisper-screams
"I-It's not what it looks li-"
>"He doesn't even have a herd to protect him!"
"Would you just listen to me it's no-"
>"Hey Bonnie! Hey Twi! What's up?"
>You groan as the familiar voice reaches your ears, turning to look at your roomate and human-enthusiast Lyra
>Twilight looks between the two of you before gasping
>"Raping herd!" She whisper-screams
"What?!"
>"Wh-what?!" Lyra whisper-yells. "Also, why are we whispering?!"
"Anon's asleep, and we don't want to wake him-"
>"SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WAY WITH HIIIIIIIMMM" Twilight points a hoof at you, accusingly
>You facehoof
"Ugh no just - ssh, just lis-"
>Twilight turns around and runs off, probably to get the ponice or townsponies or a lynching mob or the princesses or
>Suddenly you're violently shaken
>"Bonbon, calm down - I know that scowl, calm. down. What's-"
>She looks over your shoulder and gasps
>Then licks her lips
>"Oh. Oh... I see, you sly diamond dog you-"
"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
>You whisper-yell as you stop your hooves angrily
>"Hey, I'm not judging! I'm impressed! Let's... we should move him out of the park, though, if we're gonn-"
"WE'RE NOT MOVING HIM ANYWHERE - ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF?!"
>You scream-whisper, eyes going wide
>Has Lyra gone mad?!
>"Woah, Bonnie! Alpha-mareing it up here! Well... I mean, if you want to rut him in public, I'm behind you, but ya gotta share."
>She grins, wiggling her eyebrows
>Yep. She has
"I-I can't, I just - my shop's going to be burned, I'm going to be run out of town - word'll spread, I'll have to get my coat dyed, move to manehatten-"
>"Ssshh, shhh. Don't worry, let me just call a couple friends to help us. Nopony's gonna know." Lyra pats your back reassuringly, all the while leering at Anon


>You feel her charge up her magic, and release
>A bright green glow explodes high over the park with a *pomf*
>Looking up, it seems Lyra has detonated a magical flare
>The after-image of a mare raising and lowering her eyebrows slowly fades into the blue of the sky
>But it won't fade from you mind
"Y-you have a flare."
>"Well ye-"
"FOR THIS EXPRESS PURPOSE?!"
>Your eye twitches as Lyra shrugs. "A mare's gotta be prepared for anything."
"Prepa-"
>"Hey everypony, what's going on in this park?"
>You turn your head as some pegasus drops down on you, grinning
>"Oi, Cloudchaser. Where's Flitter?"
>"She's coming - had to tell the boss we were gonna be ...late."
>She turns and seems to notice you for the first time
>"Woaha! I see you converted BonBon to Team R-"
"I AM NOT GOING TO FORCE MYSELF ON A COLT-"
>"Hey now, hey! It's not... forcing yourself! I mean, they're asking for it, right? So who's the..."
>Cloudchaser trails off as she sees Anon
>Whose leg just fell off the bench, spreading them further
>His tent strains against the fabric of his pants
>NNNNN IT WOULD BE HOT IF YOU WEREN'T GONNA GET LYNCHED
>You hear another *pomf* and look up
>A purple magical flare was set off
>the afterimage of a proud mare in armor slowly dissipates into the sky
>Fffffffff
>How is this your life!?
>"So, what did BonBon drug him wi-"
"He's not drugged! He's asleep! I was just here to help!"
>"Girl, we're all here to help these poor colts get what they really want. But you can't be doing these rookie mistakes."
>Cloudchaser drapes her forehoof over your shoulder, pulling you close
>You shudder involuntarily
>"Ya gotta knock 'em out hard, but make sure to also put in some horny goat weed - makes 'em stiff."
>Lyra nods sagely
>Your mouth is open in horror
"Y-you're a monst-"
>"There they are!"
>Twilight crests the hill, and there's at least 10 other ponies in tow
>Including the elements of harmony
>FFFFFFFF

>They quietly - but quickly - gallop over to you, stopping about 10 feet away from your horrible horrible choices in friends
>"BonBon! We're going to let you and your group go if you leave Anon alone!" She whisper-yells
"Sure, ok! I'm not go-"
>"Hey wait now... we found him first!" Lyra says, pointing a hoof accusingly at the elements
>WHY IS SHE POINTING A HOOF ACCUSINGLY AT THE ELEM-
>"O-oh, sorry. I came as fast as I could...h-hopefully he won't, though."
>"Ya'll kin' say that again, sugarcube."
>All heads turn as one to Fluttershy, who gently hovers over to your group
>"Alright. For a second, I thought you had brought your own group, Flutters!"
>She shakes her head. "Oh no no no! I would never do such a thing!"
>AJ chuckles softly, trotting over as well
>"Eeyup. So, who's th' Mare we have to thank for this...tall glass o' water infront of us?"
>AJ openly starts eye-fucking Anon
>You lower your head into your hooves
>"Why, it's BonBon! She got 'em here for us-"
"I didn't do a fucking thi-"
>"AJ, Fluttershy! How could you two! Turning on your friends - a-and taking advantage of a helpless colt! The nerve!"
>"Rares, ya'll've been lookin' at Anon harder than ah have, an yer gonna tell me-"
>"Shy, really? You're gonna rape a colt?"
>"I-I prefer the term 'Struggle Snuggle', if that's ok with y-"
"NONE OF THIS IS OK"
>"NONE OF THIS IS OK" You and Twilight whisper-yell at the same time
>Silents reigns, if only for a moment
>"You're right. We're gonna have to secure our prize for ourselves, girls!"
>You look to Cloudchaser as she strikes a dramatic pose
>"Yes. In order to save Anon from your dastardly desires, and properly take care of him, and then nurse him back to health from this trama so he'll finally realize that we'r-"
>Twilight begins to monologue
>"You fool! It's obvious that Anon was sent here just to be our little rut-slave! This is his silent cry for h-"
>Cloudchaser counter-monologues
>You start to silently cry
>Life = over

>As the minutes pass, more and more ponies stumble upon your little group
>And confusingly enough, they begin to take sides
>To where it seems like half of ponyville is in the rape camp
>"Hey!"
>Err. Struggle Snuggle Camp
>"T-thank you."
>And the other half in the "Anon is not for sexual, but he will realize what good mares we are and that we can treat him right and he'll finally notice us" camp
>Yes, that's their official name
>They are split right down the park
>You're forced into one side with the Struggle Snuggles
>Twilight and her group on the other
>Anon in no-mare's land inbetween
>Cloudchaser trots up and down the battle line, her face painted blue, rallying the troops
>"Daughers of Pondor! of Gropin'! My Sisters! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me, the fear that the hot piece of cock infront of us would be taken away. And a day may come when the courage of mares fails, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By his flank that you hold dear, I bid you stand, Mares of the West!"
>The mares on your side openly and loudly cheer, chanting "BONBON BONBON BONBON"
>Well
>I wonder if suicide is painless
>Idly you turn to look at Anon, who's.... still knocked out cold
>Poor guy must've visited every booth today
>Heh. That's kindof ador-
>"INCOMING PILLOWS"
>What?!
>Team White Knight has struck pre-emptively, a barrage of pillows arcing towards you
>"BLANKIES! BLAAANKIIIEEESSS"
>Your side raises up the strongest fleece and linen you have, the Pillows making dull *whumps* into your shields
>The barrage stops, and your comfy shields fall
>A jeer raises from your side, a couple mares bending over and waving their flanks at Team White Knight
>You see Twilight turn towards her troops, and another barrage of Pillows is arced towards you, and your blankets raise in defense
>And you reflect
>Your mother was wrong
>Never help a colt you meet on the street
>You don't care that it worked out for her. This ain't right.

>You lower the blankets, and to your surprise Team Senpai plz notice me has begun their charge
>"FORWARD" Cloudchaser yells, and everypony around you starts galloping towards the enemy
>Whyyyyyyyyy
>You start a slow walk to the front as the mares descend upon each other 
>It's utter chaos
>Fluffy tufts bumping into heads
>Pillows striking at will
>Soft blankets being thrown over entire groups of ponies
>You even saw one mare run up to another, give her a compliment, and then RUN AWAY BEFORE THE COMPLIMENT COULD BE RETURNED
>That was blatantly against the Genieghva convention
>But it seems dirty tricks are to be expected here
>A mare runs up to you. "I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE KIND."
>She turns to run away, but you will not be so easily defeated
>For you are BonBon
>Accidental spiritual leader of rapists
"Y-YOU TOO"
>She stumbles, and then stumbles to her knees, blushing hard. "R-really?"
"Yes... I'm sorry."
>Time to put her out of her misery
>You bring the pillow down on her head, and she finally hits the ground, comfy
>War
>War never changes
>You look around - in the air, on the land
>The numbers are thinning
>You sigh as you watch a mare being gently lowered to the ground, wrapped in a brand new felt comforter
>Poor bitch
>For the next few minutes, the massive battle line dissolves into groups of fighters, and even then dissipates to just a few mares fighting each other
>You're in the middle of No-mare's land, just infront of Anon
>So many ponies, so comfortable - and for what?! One colt?!
>"S-Stop."
>You turn and look upon Twilight Sparkle
>She had seen better days
>True to her Alicorn physiology, she could weather some damage
>But she was obviously very comfortable right now
>Part of a blanket was wrapped around a back hoof, and you could see at least one - no, two stuffed animals resting under her wings
>She looked at you with determined, yet bleary eyes
>"I-I won't... let you... harm him."
>You sigh
"Twilight... it doesn't have to be like this."

>She yawns, and it causes you to yawn too
>Mm, damn
>She rubs her eyes with a hoof, composing herself
>"I-I can't let you do this. He's... innocent. Look at him."
>You both look at the colt that caused this war
>"....Mmn....Billy Mays, there's more....?" he mumbles, squirming slightly
>She sighs. "Just... turn around. Turn around and go away, and I can yet offer you mercy."
>You close your eyes and sigh
>. . .
>No
>You are BonBon
>And you are a good pony
>And a good mare!
>And you are gonna do your papa proud and make this colt decent!
"I....can't. I have something I must do."
>"Then...let this be our final battle."
>You grip your pillow tightly
>You can't win against an Alicorn... but you can at least do what you set out to do
>You make a dive under the bench, grabbing a light-feeling package with your mouth
>You feel the warm drape of cloth over your flank, and your back legs give out
>NO
>FIGHT IT
>With one hoof you grip the bench, pulling yourself up
>Another blanket falls over your withers and you shudder
>You place the package over his package, covering him up
>https://youtu.be/9POYDoHXUX0?t=50s [Embed]
>As you fall, your free hoof tosses a pillow to your side
>Slowly, you watch it arc towards Twilight's head
>She's too concerned about tucking you in to be able to dodge
>You see the look of realization dawning on her face
>The pillow connects with her head, and she closes her eyes
>Not to open them again for at least a couple of hours
>Victory... but why does it feel so hollow
>Scenes play in your head of the battle
>of home
>of your... Dad?
>"I'm proud of you, girl."
>You grin
>And your eyes close

>...mmn?!
>You are Anon, and you're pretty sure you felt something brush up against your leg
>Ah well it's probab-
>No, something just touched your junk
"Wh...mmm?"
>You inhale deeply, stretching out
>Your back pops
>Yeah, that's the stuff
>You rub your eyes and sit up
>Well, one of your bags is over your lap, but wh- Oh, hey, hah.
>You realize you're sporting a chub, and chuckle
"Well, that'd be awkwar....d..."
>You look around...uh. Hm.
>Ponies everywhere are fast asleep
>Some are laying on mounds of pillows
>Others are under blankets 
>A few rest in trees, stuffed animals snugly held
>Directly infront of you is Twilight Sparkle, asleep with blankets and pillows
>And hey, BonBon! She was always nice to you
>Even though her candy was a little too pricy
>Maybe Twilight orchestrated this little.... sleep in?
>She was always trying to make sure you felt at home and comfortable, even when you told her it wasn't necessary
>Maybe they saw you asleep on the bench and didn't want you to feel left out?
>Tiny horse logic will never cease to be a mystery to you
>You gently get up, making sure not to make too much noise
>Grabbing your bags, you tiptoe away from the park
>"H-hey, Anon?"
>You turn and look to the voice
"Oh, hey Ponks! What's up?"
>You keep your voice low, as a few ponies around you turn over in their sleep
>"W....uh..."
>You stand there, letting her collect her thoughts
>She looks at you with determination, and a hit of a smile in her eyes
>"Wanna have casual sex?"
>Oh. Well.
>. . . I mean....you never broached the subject because you didn't want to insult anyone
>They ARE a colony of nudists, after all. Don't want to open that can of worms.
>Yet....
>Hm.
"Yanno, nobody's actually ever asked me out. And it has been a couple years..."
>"S-so....?"
"Yeah. Let me just get this home."
>She hoofpumps and you chuckle
>As you turn and walk away, you fail to notice Pinkie stoop down to a pegasus, whispering something to her 
>Cloudchaser smiles in her sleep