Thread #2

>Anon is forced to wear floaties whenever he goes swimming
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Thread #3

>Hundreds of years ago Kinderquestria was a very different place.
>Criminals were delt with far more harshly.
>Celestia sometimes looks back at those days with tears of regret.
>Back then, she allowed for the most brutal and barbaric punishment to happen.
>The criminal would have to turn his or her back to the excecutioner pony.
>And excecutioner pony would HIT the criminals rump TWICE.
>And to make things worse, it was followed by a LIGHT SCOLDING.
>And to make thing even more impossibly bad, the criminal, after all this would recieve a FIVE MINUTE TIMEOUT.
>Its a good thing those days are over.
>Ponies these days would faint at such barbarianism.
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>Quick Draw McGraw in Equestria
>He really, really tries to do well, but he always end up fucking things up and making everything worse
>The stallions avoid bringing up troubles and crisis when he's around so he wouldn't try to help
>The mares know he means well, but they can't see him as anything more than a clumsy, unnatractive and stupid horse faced moron
>Everyone wonder why, oh why he can't be more like that suave, sexy, clever and awesome do-gooder known as El Kabong?
>Now THAT'S a guy they all can like and admire
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>Celestia invites Anon for tea and cake
>Its the least she can do to thank him for chasing away that nasty gang of robbers
>Surely, he could have done that without breaking a baseball bat against their ribs, but eh, it's the thought what counts, right?
>So, Anon and Celestia sit while the royal waiters politely set the table and bring a tray with cake.
>Celestia politely cuts two slices and plates them on the table
>It's a big slice and a smaller one.
>Anon knows how he's supposed to behave, so he picks the smaller slice and gives the bigger to Celestia
>Fuck yeah. Like a true gentleman, motherfuckers
>Celestia's lower lip starts trembling and her big eyes go all watery
>Anon was supposed to take the bigger slice, and by picking the smaller one he's implying he doesn't like cake
>"Fuck."
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So if ponies are mentally a lot younger in this universe does the same go fore other species (griffons, dragons etc). What about animals? 
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Is Kinderquestria Girls the same as canon or is it Kinderquestria-ized too? 
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>Day court is mostly just Celestia kissing boo-boos better
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>tfw you're in pain, you just wince and make angry faces that make the faint of heart turn tail and run
>tfw even strong pain feels distant a minute later
>tfw you don't even remember how to cry anymore
How would ponies react to a dead inside Anon?
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>Ponies don't have allergies so they don't know what to do when Anon gets congestion from all the pollen in the air
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Thread #4

>Kinderquestria uses public bathhouses, rather than showers and private baths
>Many ponies' favorite part of the day is bath time, since it's like a daily pool party, but with more soap
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>Anon tries explaining how his world is like, how while he didn't have MUCH trouble it was still a far more violent place than Equestria and he even explained how he lived for a good while.
>Instead of showing himself as just as mature as Celestia and Luna (who are somehow unaffected by whatever was making the other ponies react badly to 'bad words' and 'boo boos'), he actually ends up somehow being seen as the equestrian equivalent of a child soldier, child factory worker and an abandoned baby in a blanket all rolled into one person.
>Hell, they could hardly hold back the tears as he casually explained how he got his first job at JUST 16 years old (in hindsight, near immortal princesses probably WOULD consider that very young to be working) and how he worked his way up to get his own place at 19 when his parents finally kicked him out.
>Safe to say, he did not expect two blubbering princesses trying to give him hugs and a place to stay for the night...
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When ponies of this level of maturity become parents:

>A mother was playing peekaboo with her foal.

>When suddenly disaster struck.

>Perhaps in a bid to imitate her mother, the foal put her own hooves in front of her face, covering it.
>”Sunny? Sunny where did you go?!”
>Her precious daughter wasn’t in her crib anymore.
>”Sunny?! Omygosh Sunny!”
>The mare frantically looked around for her daughter.
>Practically scoured the whole house.

>Just before she was about to go call for help, she returned only to find her daughter sleeping in her crib.
>’Gasp!’ “Sunny!”
>She ran up to the crib, picked the foal up and hugged her while bawling her eyes out.
>”I thought I lost you forever!”

>The baby, awoken from her slumber started crying as well.
>”Sunny why are you crying?”
>Naturally, Sunny kept crying as babies do.
>”You must have gotten a booboo when you disappeared! I must get you to the hospital!”
>And with that, she rushed out with her still crying child and didn’t stop till’ she got to the hospital.
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>Anon appears with a fully charge tablet and some sort of hippie dippie solar powered charger a friend got him as a gag gift.
>Well, that friend can eat dicks because that shit totally works here!
>Shame all Anon wants to do is watch Jackass and porn.
>Ponies never know what to expect when they try and sneak what he's watching.
>It's either a dumbass breaking his arm for a prank or a dumbass breaking their hips for some snu snu
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Sleeping is an important part of ponies life, if they don't get enough sleep they get grumpy

>Be teenage Anon
>You're always loud at night
>moaning for a wet dream to come since, hormones are raging
>somewhere, mentally teenaged Luna is blushing fire
>get up
>cook food
>find homie, your roomate
>He's eyelids are bugged black
"Hey*yawn* Anon"
"Hey you too pal" 
No homo
>He stumbled around various things and somehow stubs his hoof
"Ah Buck!"
>He's eyes widen like a jolt of energy, then realized what he just said
>He looked at you and slowly approaches you
>Then throws his forelimb and hugged you
"I'm sorry Anon!" He sobs uncontrollably
"For what?"
>He sniffs back his snot
>Disgusting
"For swearing in front of you" he continues to cry
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>kidAnon threads

>Obligatory, Not the same Anon
I wasn't there when that happened, but it sounds interesting.
KidAnon in Kinderquestria when?
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>You werent familiar with Kinderquestria marital laws
>You didn't even know how they got them in the first place considering how innocent and pure they are.
>One would think there was no romantic intimacy whatsoever or that reproduction wasn't a thing.
>One might even have gone so far as to believe that there was no pony reproduction, and that ponies just sprung out of holes in the ground!
>Which is, of course, ridiculous.
>But not as ridiculous as the scene right now: of little poners clopping their hooves on the ground and singing that schoolyard tune.
>You know the one, the sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G one.
>So apparently, because you got friendly enough to the opposite sex that other ponies would feel compelled to sing this to both of you, then ipso-facto you are now husband and wife.
>It's the law of the land.
>And looking down at the blushing but clearly ecstatic mare you had become close friends with, you couldn't really tell her no and break her tiny little innocent heart.
>Guess you're a husband now.
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>Boomer Anon is treated like a great sage because of his age and ancient knowledge called 'common sense'.
>Of course, this leads to all sorts of sapient creatures going on mystical quests to find this 'anon', the great sage.
>He wishes that they would at least let him finish mowing the lawn before they pester him with stupid shit like 'why should I not touch the stove' or 'why is the sky blue?'
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what do you anons think the pones would feel about our genitalia constantly hanging out and about, it'd be rather difficult to explain to them why especially if the kinder pones were featureless.
>be anon
>be naked preparing to shower
>kinder pone walks into the bathroom looking for you because of seeing a "huge scary spoodeler on the window"
>you hear the door opening 
>ohshitniggaitshabbening.jpeg
>you tried to grab a towel but alas you werent quick enough 
>pone walks in then freezes and looks at your dick utterly confused
>"anon?"
"yes tiny hoers"
>"whats that thing in between your legs?"
what do? 
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How does Equestrian society treat criminals after they are released from prison? A lot of the stories described them being shunned by a society that is now deathly afraid of them. Are there integration programmes or certain businesses that largely hire ex-convicts? Or are they forced to fend for themselves and get dragged back into an inescapable life of crime?