>Kinderponies have their own version of the SCP-Foundation
>Their most dangerous 'Keter'-class anomalies are the likes of the Boogie Pony, who wakes ponies up at night so they can't get a full night sleep
>Princess Celestia secretly tells Anon that she's placing him in the Kinder SCP-Foundation's hierarchy because of his "No bullpoop" attitute
>With Anon's leadership, recontainment successes triple, and breaches decrease 96%
>Foundation Ponysonnel greatly respect Anon for being able to recontain the Keter-class SCP-999, "The Tickle Monster" all by himself!
>"This fucking place..."

>>34905968
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Item #: SCP-012

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be wrapped in bubble wrap at all times. Playing with SCP is strictly forbidden due to its sharp nature. The wrapped object is to be secured with in containment room 004 for further analysis.


Description: SCP-012

SCP-012 has similar qualities to fallen sticks found in wooded area's such as the very spooky Everfree or the similar whitetail woods. The object is 5 hooves long with a fine point at the end.

Audio log from containment room 004:

<start transcript>
Guardspony: Ow! my hoof...
<end transcript>

Notes: Guard pony spent three days in quarantine in a special hospitalized unit. His court martial trail deemed him to have a stern talking to followed by three months therapy due to the 'stern talking to'. The foundation is reviewing his contract.

>>34906617
>>34908553
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Item #: SCP-064


Object Class: [s]Keter[/s] Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-064 is to be kept in the Foundation's most comfiest hotel room under constant surveillance, even during naptime.SCP-064 is to be brought snacks and drinks regularly to keep it from getting hungry and thirsty. leading to an outbreak that could lead to events including saying bad words and making mean faces.


Description: SCP-064

SCP-064 is a green monkey approximately the same height as Princess Celestia at about 9 hooves tall. SCP-064 has been observed to be extremely hostile when provoked, performing actions such as [DATA EXPUNGED] and yelling. SCP-064 is furless, and wears clothing comprised of [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-064 is non-reactive to danger and has shown anomalous resilience to boo-boos, and does not cry even when it's knees get scraped.

Incident-064-2: On April 3rd, [REDACTED], SCP-064 stubbed its toe on the leg of a table, and kicked the table again in anger and said a naughty word. Due to this, SCP-064 was reclassified as "Apollyon" due to it's extreme aggression and it's disregard for not using potty-language.

>>34909488

Item #: SCP-055
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-055 Is to be kept in containment room 005, it's is kept away from view at all times even from video feeds. A dust sheet provided to cover SCP-055 is provided with a "No looksies" sign.

Description: SCP-055

SCP-055 Is a mechanical device powered by an unknown power source, it is believed by our researchers that SCP-055 arrived from another dimension along with SCP- 064. The design of SCP-055 is more advance then Equestrian technology, it's use still remains unknown. The object itself is grey, stands up tall with two wheels at down the bottom of its base, a brushy tube lays under it's base near the front.

When activated the machine can reach noise levels above the set safety standards of 80db's, Ear protectors must be warn.

Incident-055-064 - Cross SCP Test.
It is clear that SCP-064 and SCP-055 are to be kept separate at all times. The test shows that SCP-064 is very familiar with SCP-055 and have no qualms being in the same location of the object.

During testing SCP-064 activated SCP-055 and proceeded to run it across the floor, while moaning in his language. our translators are able to translate a few said words after the incident.

<Start Transcript>
SCP-064: Fucking ponies and their crumbs.
<End Transcript>

Our test friends in the room at the time shown complete terror as the machine emitted a terrible noise. Upon seeing this SCP-064 decided to give chase to the ponies wheeling SCP-055 towards them in back and forth motion.

Audio transcript below:
<Start Transcript>
Test Friend One: We need to get out of here!
Test Friend Two: It's so loud! Make it stop!
Test Friend One: The door is locked! Were trapped!
SCP-055: Whirrrrrrrrrr
Test Friend Two: Oh no he's coming this way!
<End Transcript>

Notes: Test Friend One and Two are currently in physiological evaluation as of //. Princess T has been notified about the incident.

>>34910555
Great now I'm thinking that ponies just come into Anons house and takes his shit claiming it could be dangerous to Equestria. Fuck it here some green.

>Be Anon.
>Or more recently SCP-064
>You ended up bringing your whole house hold to Equestria after managing to plug a usb stick upside down in your computer.
>That's the last time you are download and saving 64gb of Mongolian Throat Signing Rock Operas while drunk.
>Either way, you find your self always being followed or watched by pony researchers. It was cute at first but recently you stuff has been going missing for unknown reasons.
>Also them building a entire research lab around your house did make the ponies suspect.

>Your oven bleeps out call you that your pizza is ready.
>You pull out the tray and put the hot beverage onto your counter.
>On a heat proof mat of course, you're no degenerate.
>You flick through your drawers looking for your pizza cutter.
>...
>Where is it?
>You rummage through the drawer with no luck.
>Your pizza cutter is not there.
>You snap your fingers and check the dishwasher.
>Maybe you left it in there.
>Opening the door you see nothing.
>That means one thing.
>You slam the door shut
>Unlocking your front door storm out into a white concrete hall way.
>You hear a guard yelp as he see's you.
>You sigh.
"No escaping today. I'm looking for my pizza cutter."
>The guard calms down. "O-oh very well Mr 064, A-as you were."
>You nod and make your way to the main office.
>You fling open the door to find a purple alicorn pouring over some notes.
"Book Smart!"
>The purple pony jumps in her seat. "Oh it's you. How did you escape!?"
"I can unlock my front door from the inside Twilight!" You snap. "Where is it?"
>"Where's what?"
"My pizza cutter! I need it!"
>"Pizza cutter? You mean SCP-077"
>Their up to 77 now? How much stuff are they taking.
"Where. Is. It!" You are getting angry, and you were starving.
>This made a bad combination.
>"I-its in containment room 037"
"Thank you."
>You storm back out of her office and along the hallway.
>Containment Room 035...
>036
>037.
>You open the door and find your precious on a table, wrapped in bubble wrap. With a sign saying 'Warning my cause booboo's"
>You groan and pick up the pizza cutter and leave.
>You grumble how the pizza is probably cold now as you come back into your kitchen.
>You pull off the safety wrapping of your pizza cutter and walk towards your counter.
>You freeze as you look at the cooking tray.
>Your pizza is gone.
>A single tear rolls down your cheek.
"Fucking ponies..."

>ponies just come into Anons house and takes his shit claiming it could be dangerous to Equestria.

I'm picturing a research blind about 25 yards from Anon's front door. It's filled with the highest horse technology surveillance equipment (reel to reel movie cameras, telescopes and a can-string-can hotline back to headquarters) and staffed by Equestria's top researchers. Dozens of horsie scientists work in the relative safety of the headquarters bunker, 150 yards away, but only the bravest get up close in the observation blind.

It is perilous work.
Emergency evacuations of the observation blind are frequent, when the fearsome Anon comes outside, shaking a dangerous stick and roaring "You [explicit language deleted] ponies get off my [more explicit language] lawn!"
Despite extensive attempts to camouflage the blind with sticks and bushes Anon always seems aware of its presence.

Thankfully, no researchers have yet been struck with the stick, but two ponies were severely traumatized during a dangerous incursion mission, when researchers brave entering Anon's domicile to recover items for study. Normally, safety protocols demand that this is done when Anon is away from home for hours or days, but in this incident Anon came home unexpectedly and caught the two scientists in his residence.
Though both research ponies followed standard protocol and said they were sorry, Anon still yelled at them in an exceptionally angry tone, and threatened both with a spanking if he caught them inside his house again.
Since the incident no incursion missions have been attempted, as there are no ponies brave enough to risk Anon's terrible wrath. Both of the young mares on that final mission were awarded the Celestial Medal of Valor for their courage, they are presently undergoing trauma counseling before returning to safer duty.

Item #: SCP-083

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-083 is to be separated from SCP-064 at all times, and is believed to have come from the same dimension as SCP-064. At no point are SCP-064 and SCP-083 to come into contact with each other for any reason (See Incident-083-01) SCP-083 is to be kept hidden under a pillow in the playroom at Site-01.

Description: SCP-083

SCP-083 is a small rectangular box. The object is a black and silver color with the word "SAMSUNG" on the front. SCP-083 has a single blinking blue light to the left of the word "SAMSUNG" on it's front. SCP-083 has four buttons on it: two located on it's left side; one button located on it's rights side; one button located at the bottom of it's front side. The design of SCP-083 is far more advanced than Equestrian technology, and has an unknown power source. SCP-064 is currently the only known entity with the knowledge to operate the device. SCP-083 will vibrate at random intervals, and this is to be considered normal (See Addendum-083-A).

Incident-083-01: SCP-064 gains possession of SCP-083 while under observation by Foundation Ponysonnel. SCP-064 appears to active SCP-083, and after several seconds, loud, scary music playing at sixty (60) decibels began to play, spooking on-site researchers. After this incident, SCP-083 was recovered from the dwelling of SCP-064 and kept under Foundation security.

<Start Transcript>
SCP-064: "Let's see, what song should I... Aha!"
SCP-083: "MAN AND MACHINE AND NOTHING THERE IN BETWEEN! THE FLYING CIRCUS AND A MAN FROM PRUSSIA!"
Researchers: "AAAH!"
<End Transcript>

Addendum-083-A: On May 19th, [REDACTED], the front of SCP-083 was observed to have lit up by itself, with the word "SAMSUNG" appearing in the center of the object before being quickly being erased by unknown means. After this event, the blue light in the top left corner of SCP-083 no longer blinks nor vibrates.

Item # SCP-092

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-092 is to be kept near SCP-064's containment room as much as possible, preferably in a specially-built play room filled with toys and other entertainment (See Incident-092-1). Whenever possible, SCP Ponysonnel should offer to share their candy and desserts with SCP-092 in an attempt to cheer them up. Interaction between SCP-064 and SCP-092 should be allowed if SCP-064 requests to see SCP-092.

Description: SCP-092

SCP-092 is an orange mare with a black mane, and no cutie mark. Attempts to get SCP-092's name have been unsuccessful. SCP-092 is in a constant state of sadness, and will cry non-stop and ignore all attempts to cheer them up, with the only known variation in this behavior being during interactions with SCP-064 (See Incident-092-1). SCP-092 will lay curled up in a ball on the ground, sobbing to herself

<Start Transcript>
SCP-092: *Sad horse noises*
<End Transcript>

Incident-092-1: During a Containment Breach by SCP-064, SCP-092 was discovered by SCP-064 in SCP-092's personal playroom. SCP-064 was seen to approach SCP-092, and sit beside her, attempting to comfort her. SCP-092 responded with her first know deviation from her normal routine, by looking up at SCP-064, sniffling, and jumping unexpectedly at SCP-064; embracing SCP-064 in a hug and crying loudly into SCP-064's neck. SCP-064 attempted to calm down SCP-092, and the two sat in this position for several hours.

After two (2) hours, SCP-064 stood up with SCP-092 in it's arms, who by this point had almost stopped crying. SCP-064 [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-092 on her muzzle, stating that it would "come back soon." SCP-092 was seen to nod her head in response, before SCP-064 left the room and left the facility. SCP-092 was seen to begin crying again after SCP-064 had left the area.

Item # SCP-069

Object Class: ̶L̶e̶w̶d̶ Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is to be kept in containment room 012. No pony is to speak or even mention SCP-069 outside of research or reporting. Specially trained staff is only allowed to be in contact with said object. Photographs on testing on Test Friends is strictly forbidden by the highest authority.

Description: SCP-069
SCP-069 seems to be an oversize stripped pair of tube socks of repeating colors. Wearing said object my cause embarrassment to the individual due to it's lewd nature [See incident-069-01]. SCP-069 was discovered in SCP-064 'gift box' for heartwarming eve intended to be delivered to one of our staff. It's creator or it's source is still widely unknown.
Incident-069-1: Test Friend 1, after many hours of encouragement by SCP-064 decided to wear SCP-069, the effects of the object caused Test Friend 1 to show signs of embarrassment and after further study of the incident, arousal. The physical effects show on Test Friend 1 reports of a blush lasting for many hours. Test Friend 1 is currently in psychoanalysis after a cold shower ordered by Princess [Redacted].

<Start Transcript>
SCP-064: So adorable...
Test Friend 1: Anon! it-its so l-lewd!
<End Transcript>

Item #: SCP-077

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-077 is to be held in Containment Room 037, encased in [REDACTED] layers of bubblewrap. Playing with SCP-077 is strictly prohibited due to its sharp nature.

Description: SCP-077

SCP-077 is a circular blade of unknown purpose taken from the home of SCP-064 during an expedition into the house on August 27th, [REDACTED]. The blade is made of an unknown material harder than iron, with the shiny property of silver.

Item #: SCP-011

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-011 is to be kept in Containment Room 03 with a "No Touchies!" sign next to it. Access to Containment Room 03 is to be granted only to Senior Researcher Ponysonnel and members of the Security Department who have shown advanced concentration and self-discipline skills. Acess to SCP-011 should only be allowed during testing or during a breach.

Description: SCP-011

SCP-011 is a small cylindrical device of advanced technology recovered from the dwelling of SCP-064. SCP-011 has a single button in one end, and a small glass cap on the other. When the button is pressed, a small red dot (Designated SCP-011-1) appears at the location the glass cap of SCP-011 is directed at. SCP-011-1 is almost completely irresistible to anypony who views it, and anypony who views SCP-011-1 will immediately jump onto SCP-011-1 and attempt to capture it. So far, [REDACTED] tests have been performed on ways to trap SCP-011-1, and all have been failures. SCP-011 has been shown to have great promise in recontaining breached SCPs, as even anomalous and dangerous SCPs fall victim to SCP-011-1's hypnotic properties.

Addendum 011-1: SCP-011 is not allowed to be used during any breaches involving SCP-064, due to the risk of losing SCP-011 to SCP-064.

Item #: SCP-007

Object Class: Safe


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-007 is to be kept in the fridge in the cafeteria at Site-03 with a label designating it as SCP-007. Due to the nature of SCP-007, no further containment procedures are necessary.


Description: SCP-007

SCP-007 is a pickle jar of unknown origin and manufacturer. SCP-007 is approximately 1.5 hooves tall, and contains 8 pickles. SCP-007 is made of an unbreakable glass-like material, with a cover made from a similarly durable metal. To date, [REDACTED] tests have been performed attempting to open the jar, and all have resulted in failure. As a result of testing, it has been determined that SCP-007 is impossible to open, at least by all known means available to the Foundation.

Document # 007-E: Experiment logs --

Test # 1: Test Friend
<start transcript>
Test Friend: So, you just want me to try to open this pickle jar?
Researcher: Yes, give it your best go.
Test Friend: Okay!
Test Friend: Haaah!
Test Friend: I... I can't get it open!?
<end transcript>

Test #2: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Test #3: SCP-064 Cross-testing
<start transcript>
Researcher: Please, SCP-064? I REALLY need you to open this pickle jar for me? Pretty please with a cherry on top?
SCP-064: First off, my name is Anonymous, not 'SCP-064'. Secondly, sure. Hand it over.
SCP-064: Hnnnng! What the fuck? what did you do to this thing? I can't open it!
Researcher: That's okay if you can't open it. I'll just take it back then.
SCP-064: No, wait! I can open it! J-just give me a moment!
<end transcript>

Addendum 007-E-04: SCP-064 continues trying to open SCP-007 for 5 minutes before finally giving up and relinquishing SCP-007 back to the researcher.

Item #: SCP-060

Object Class: Thaumiel


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-060 is to be kept in the nurse's office at site-03, stored in an environment between 20 and 25 degrees. Due to the limited supply of SCP-060, it is only to be used on Class-3 boo-boos, including scraped knees, burns and cuts. SCP-060 should not be ingested or applied to anypony's eyes.


Description: SCP-060
SCP-060 is a small yellow and white packet of clear gel, with the word "NEOSPORIN" on the front of the container. SCP-060 has the anomolous ability to prevent Class-3 boo-boos from becoming icky, as well as making burns stop hurting. How SCP-060 is able to prevent the ickiness is unknown, and due to the limited supply of SCP-060 and the Foundation's inability to produce more, tests outside of actual medical emergencies are impossible. Currently, ~40% of the original amount of SCP-060 is left in the container. Due to the nature of SCP-060, a method to produce more of SCP-060 should be a top priority to the Foundation's research staff.


Item #: SCP-040

Object Class: Keter


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-040 is to be kept in containment room 30, inside a reinforced glass case. Access to SCP-040 is to be restricted to Level-4 ponysonnel and above. Two (2) security guards are to be positioned inside the room with SCP-040, to ensure nopony tries to interact with it. Should any changes in the pattern of SCP-040 be found, a group of no less than three (3) scientists are to be tasked with returning SCP-040 to it's prior state. The researchers should take care not to accidentally "solve" any portion of SCP-040. Should anypony obtain information on a method to "solve" SCP-040, they are to be given Class-2 amnestics to prevent the possibility of them "solving" SCP-040.


Description: SCP-040

SCP-040 is a small one-hoof by one-hoof by one-hoof cube made up of six (6) different colors, with anywhere between six (6) and two (2) colors appearing on any of its sides. The colors on SCP-040 are able to be "shifted" vertically and horizontally by as-of-now unknown means. The cube appears to "break apart," while also remaining in one piece; thus allowing the colors to be moved. It is unknown what happens when a side of SCP-040 is made a single solid color, or by extension what happens when all sides are made a single solid color. As a result of the potential danger present in "solving" SCP-040, by order of the pOne5 Council, all tests regarding SCP-040 are to be suspended until SCP-040's nature is better understood.

Item #: SCP-040

Object Class: Keter


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-014 is to be stored in a in a cool, dark place unexposed to extreme temperature as described on the object itself. The door to containment locker 064-0014 is to be guarded by two security guards at all times. Touching or shaking the metal object is strictly forbidden, please see indecent log 0034-14 for more details.


Description: SCP-014

SCP-014 is a small black cylindrical metal object that stands 1 hoof high, with a metal pull on the top. The outside is covered in the script of SCP-064, upon translating the green logo spells "monster" with three claw marks. Upon holding there is an unknown liquid is with held in the can. Research proves inconclusive that a monster resides in the object or no. At this moment the research teams conclude it could be a liquid monster transporter. Further investigation required.

Indecent log 0034-14:
<Transcript>
SCP-064: Get out the way of my fridge!
Security Friend 1: SCP-064 this is for our protection! Please leave containment locker 023-0014
SCP-064: Containment locker? This is my fridge! Now get out!.
Security Friend 2: SCP-014 is stored in there, We cannot let you access this locker.
SCP-064: I just want some eggs! And what SCP-014?
Security Friend 1: The monster holder...
SCP-064: Oh for the love off...Move!
Security Friend 1: HEY!
Security Friend 2: WHOA!
[Clattering noises]
SCP-064: Is this number 14?
Security Friend 1: 64 put that object down!
SCP-064: No.
[More Clattering noises]
[Hissing noises]
Security Friend 2: SCP-014 has been breached! I repeat! SCP-014 has been breached!
SCP-064: Now it's all over my floor!
Security Friend 1: SCP-064 is angered! Red alert the Princess!
SCP-064: ...Fucking ponies..
</Transcript>

[Spoiler]This is a semi-sequel to the green I wrote a few threads ago about Bon Bon being Anon's guard while he was under the Foundation's control. More specifically, a sequel to the last line of that green, where Anon asks if Bon Bon knew the way to SCP-092's room.[/spoiler]

>You are Anonymous.
>You are also SCP-064...
>But that's neither here nor there.
>You're wandering the halls of one of the research facilities the ponies made when you arrived in Equestria.
>At the moment, you're being 'escorted' by your little poner guard "Bon Bon." Or "Sweetie Drops," as she likes to call herself.
>"SCP-064, you NEED to return to your containment room! It's almost snack time, and I don't want to have to deal with all the paperwork explaining why you didn't have any snacks today!"
"Calm down, Bon Bon. I'm just looking for that mare who couldn't stop crying."
>"You mean SCP-092? Well... I suppose the documents do say to let you interact with her whenever you ask..."
"Great! Do you know which direction she's in?"
>"Yea. She's just over that way."
>Bin Bon points down a side-hall you were about to pass by.
"Oh, wow. I was just about to walk right by it..."
>Turning down the hall, you begin to recognise the hallway as the same one you walked down a few days ago.
>Finally reaching that familiar doorway, you reach out and open the door.
>Inside is the same orange pegasus mare from before; still breaking your heart with her tears.
>With concern on your face, you walk over to the pony; your heavy footsteps alerting her as she looks up at you.
>Her frown quickly but shakedly turns into the best smile she could muster.
>"Y-you came ba-a-ack!"
>Slowly getting on shaky legs, she tries her best to walk to you, but her legs suddenly give out.
>Acting on instinct, you dash forward to catch her and bring her to your chest to make sure she was safe.
>Pressing her tear-stained muzzle into your shoulder, she tries to speak again; her voice muffled slightly by your shirt.
>"I... I t-though y-you wouldn't c-come back..."
>Shit, you're not good at comforting people, or ponies. You best just try to wing it.
"I told you I'd come back. I'd never leave you if I didn't have to... You'll be okay. I promise."
>You begin rubbing her back to try to calm her down, which seems to work as the mare in your arms began to quiet down; her crying turning to sobs as she tries to catch her breath.
>"SCP-064, what are you doing? Do you know this pony?"
>Reminding you of her presence, Bon Bon voices her confusion with the current situation.
"No, I don't. I'm just trying to comfort her."
>Satisfied with your answer, Bon Bon moves to one of the beanbag chairs in the room and sits down.
>Shifting the pony in your arms so you can see her face, you show her the popsicle you brought along, and ask her if she wanted it.
>"Mmhm..."
>Unwrapping the frozen treat and holding it out for the mare, she starts biting and chewing the popsicle as if she hadn't eaten for days.
"Wow, slow down! You'll give yourself brain freeze!"
>Ignoring your warning, the pony in your arms finishes her treat.
>She also stopped crying!
>"T-thank you, mister... I don't want to be alone again, c-can I come w-with you...?"
>tears begin welling up in her eyes, as if the very thought of you leaving would break her heart.
>What kind of person would you be if you told her 'no'?
"Of course you can come with me."
>"Thank you..."
>Standing up with the pegasus in your arms, you begin to walk towards the door, but a small cream-colored roadblock moves infront of you.
>"And where do you think you're taking SCP-092, SCP-064?"
"Back to my room. She said she didn't want me to leave her again, so I'm not going to leave her."
>"But you can't just take SCPs from their containment rooms! That's how you cause a containment breach!"
"I'm sure your widdle wesearch wab can handle a single mare not being inside a playroom, Bon Bon."
>You motion to all the playthings and toys strewn around the room.
>"That's not the point! The point is-- Hey!"
>Moving around your guard, you open the door to the hallway and begin the trek back to your room.
>Bon Bon, having accepted that she couldn't sway the only Apollyon-class SCP in the Foundation's possession, trots up beside you and quietly follows you.
>Finally reaching the luxury-suite that was custom-built for you, that the ponies liked to call the 'Heavy Containment Zone,' you open the door and lay the mare down at the foot of your bed.
>...You should really get this mare's name so you don't have the keep calling her 'The Mare.'
"Do you have a name, miss?"
>"...Whole Heart..."
>Holy shit that's adorable.
"'Whole Heart'? That's a very nice name."
>"Thank you... My mother--"
>She stops, and tears begin to well up in her eyes again.
>"M-my m-m-mother..."
>The floodgates burst, and her crying resumes.
>Sitting down next to her, you bring her into a deep hug to comfort her.
"Shhh... Shhh... It's okay, let it out."
>"Mommyyyy!"
>Thrusting her nose into your chest again, Whole Heart starts wailing as bad memories begin flooding back to her.
"Whole Heart, what's wrong? Are you okay?"
>Your voice seemingly calms Whole Heart down a bit, as she manages to squeak out a response.
>"I t-think so... Mister... Mister..."
>The mare throws her face back into your shoulder.
>"I'm sorry! I-I'm s-sorry!"
"It's okay, Whole Heart, there's nothing for you to be sorry for, you didn't do anything bad."
>"N-no! I d-didn't ask y-your name! I'm a-a bad p-ponyyyyy!"
>Pulling Whole Heart off your chest, you lift her up so you can look her in the eyes.
"My name's Anonymous, and you're not a bad pony, you're a good pony. Okay? I'm not mad that you forgot to ask my name."
>"P-please don't leave me..."
>Again with asking you not to leave her...
"Hey, you must have had a long day. How would you like to take a nap?"
>The mare looks at you for a moment before nodding.
"Alright. You can sleep in the bed, and I'll sleep on the couch. Is that okay?"
>"I'm sorry for taking your bed..."
>Wiping a tear from her face, you reassure her that you're not angry at her, and that you'll be fine on the couch.
>You pick up Whole Heart, and pull back the covers on your bed.
>Placing her down on the mattress, you pull the covers up over her so she can fall asleep.
>"Thank you..."
"You're welcome, Whole Heart. Sleep tight."
>Walking over to your couch, which was partially occcupied by Bon Bon, you sit down next to the mare and tell her that you're turning in for the night.
>"Well, if you're going to go to bed now, I suppose that means my work is done for today. Good night, SCP-064."
"Good night, Bonny."
>"My name is Sweetie Drops. Not Bon Bon."
>With one last angry look, Bon Bon opens the door to the hallway, and leaves for the night.
>With your first moment of silence all day, you have a chance to contemplate your situation.
>What happened to this mare? Something to do with her parents? Why did she single you out to attach to instead of another pony?
>The sounds of shuffling bedsheets and hooves lightly hitting the floor snaps you out of your trance.
>Slowly, you can make out the outline of a pegasus mare climbing up onto the couch, and onto your lap.
>Whole Heart lies down; wrapping her legs and wings around you.
>Whatever happened to her before doesn't matter to you anymore. The only thing that matters right now is this mare. You're going to help her.
>Whatever it takes.

Item #: SCP-089

Object Class: Euclid


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-089 is to be kept locked in a containment cell at Site-05. Under no circumstances should ponysonnel use SCP-089 for non-testing purposes. Any lost uniform pieces as a result of doing so will be paid for out of the guilty ponysonnel's allowance. Research ponysonnel should feed SCP-089 a steady supply of clothing made for this purpose.


Description: SCP-089

SCP-089 is a large, white metal box, with an opening in the top covered by a sheet of metal on a hinge. The sheet of metal covers a large empty space within SCP-089. The box has several dials and buttons in it. Of the current [REDACTED] buttons on SCP-091, scientists have only discovered what [REDACTED] of them do. Upon activation, SCP-091 makes loud and scary noises. Deviation from this should be reported to the pOne5 Council.

When placed inside SCP-089, random article of clothing will disappear. The anomalous properties of SCP-089 were discovered when SCP-064 began complaining about missing clothing after placing them in SCP-089.

<transcript>
SCP-064: Hey, did any of you little guys do something with my right sock? It's not in the washing machine.
Security Guard: Ummm... No, I jave seen your s-socks, SCP-064...
SCP-064: Huh. Well, I guess it really DID eat my clothing then, heh.
Security Guard: What?! Thank you for notifying us about this. We'll take action right away!
SCP-064: Uhhh, sure, whatever you say, little guy.
<end transcript>

It is currently unknown what happens to clothing eaten by SCP-089, or for what purpose it eats clothing specifically. Tests have been conducted involving feeding SCP-089 fruits and sweets, and all have resulted with the food smashed and smeared on SCP-089's inside space.

SCP-089 Addendum: Audio Log #1
<start transcript>
Test Friend: I don't wanna touch it! It looks scary!
Guardspony: Please turn on SCP-089.
Test Friend #024: I'll... I'll try.
>It is at this point Test Friend 024 pushed [REDACTED], eliciting a loud, but brief noise.
Guardspony and Test Friend 024: AHHHHH
<end transcript>

SCP-089 Addendum: Audio Log #2
<start transcript>
Guardspony: Please turn on SCP-089.
Test Friend #043: Of course.
>Test Friend #043 examines the metal box for [REDACTED] and pushes a button, nothing happens.
Test Friend #043: Hmmmm... what does this button do?
<end transcript>

>Test Friend #043 pushes a small button on the top-far right side of the box with the words 'Start' and 'Stop'
>Upon activation of SCP-089, both ponysonnel fled the containment chamber in fear.
>Both the Guardspony and Test Friend #043 will be administered Class 2 Cuddle Therapy and a Class 1 Juice Box to alleviate their stress. The date of which they will return to their duties is unknown.
>More Testing on SCP-089 is required

Incident 1 of SCP-089:
>Upon request of [REDACTED], more testing was conducted on SCP-089. Clothing is to be placed through the metal hatch located at the top of the white box. Once inside, the 'Start' and 'Stop' button must be pushed. Upon activation, SCP-064 ran into the room, causing the Test Friend deployed to flee.

>Upon the recent discovery of SCP-089 'eating behavior' by SCP-064, [REDACTED] requested additional testing using various fruits and sweets.

Incident 2 of SCP-089: Audio Log #3
<start transcript>
Guardspony: Please drop the sweets through the hatch.
>Test Friend #024, having returned to duty yesterday, places the sweets inside the receptacle.
Guardspony: Please turn on SCP-089.
Test Friend #024: A-Are you sure it isn't going to hurt me?
Guardspony: To date, SCP-089 has not been deemed a threat. Please turn on SCP-089.
<end transcript>

>Once SCP-089's 'eating cycle' concluded, the hatch was opened to reveal the hard candies to be melted.
>Further testing is required.

Incident-089-3: Audio Log #4
<start transcript>
Guardspony: Please drop the fruits through the hatch.
Test Friend #024: Ok. I can do this... I can do this!
>Test Friend #024 promptly drops the fruits through the hatch and closes it, turning on SCP-089.
>Upon SCP-089's 'feeding cycle' completing, Test Friend #024 opens the hatch
Guardspony: What do you see?
Test Friend #024: ...
Guardspony: Test Friend #024, what do you see?
Test Friend #024: I-I think we made an oopsie.
<end transcript>

>After the incident, Test Friend #024 debriefed [REDACTED] and revealed that the fruits were mashed inside, making a large mess. All Ponysonnel should expect a swift response from SCP-064.

Incident-089-4: Audio Log #5
<start transcript>
SCP-064: WHY IS THERE FRUIT IN MY WASHING MACHINE!
Guardspony: SCP-089-
SCP-064: WHY. IS THERE. FRUIT. IN MY WASHING MACHINE!
<end transcript>

Item #: SCP-021

Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-021 is to be kept covered by a blanket at all times, except during testing or while communicating with the ponies on the opposite side of SCP-021. Periodic checks on the other Foundation should be made to ensure they're doing good.


Description: SCP-021

SCP-021 is a ring of wood held up by a stand also made of wood. The wooden ring holds a portal to a parallel universe. The portal has so far proven to be impossible to pass through. The portal appears to lead to the other universe's Foundation, in which appear to exist all the same ponysonnel as are in our universe. Both Foundations have tried an equal number of times to pass through SCP-021, each time being unable to do so because of the other universe's attempts to breach the portal. It is unknown at this time wether this is due to the other universe secretly trying to prevent us from getting into their universe, or due to poor coordination between both sides.

Attempts to communicate with the other Foundation were at first difficult, as it seems that sound does not pass through the portal. Researchers later attempted to use writing to communicate, which appeared to have worked, with the other Foundation writing back in a strange language.

Anypony who stands infront of SCP-021 will be met by their parallel counterpart also looking into SCP-021.

Addendum 021-1: Foundation researchers have managed to decode the parallel Foundation's language. It appears to be Equish written backwards. It is unknown at this time what caused their writing system to be a reversed form of ours.