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>You are Anon, and it is about 1 PM on Hearts and Hooves.
>Basically, it's Equestria's version of Valentine's Day.
>Pink hearts everywhere, romantic meals reserved at restaurants, and lovely-dovey couples (and groups) being sickeningly sweet in public.
>No public place is safe from adorable ponies nuzzling each other and exchanging chaste kisses as they look furtively around as though afraid of getting caught.
>And just like Valentine's day, there's heart-shaped boxes of candy and chocolate everywhere.
>And also just like Valentine's day, there's a bunch of lonely individuals who don't have a date.
>...which also includes you.
>To be fair, you've only been here a few months and a good chunk of the town still neighs in surprise when they spot you.
>Adorable.
>Anyway, you decided to spend Valentine's day the same way you did back on Earth.
>Which is to say, you're treating it like any other day.
>...what, did you think the answer was "getting black-out drunk b/c all alone"?
>C'mon, give yourself SOME credit.
>You are currently wandering the streets, not having very much to do.
>The stores are closed, except for romantic get-aways and places to eat, so it's either going for a walk or spending time inside as you wait to go to bed.
>You're not really thinking of much, and so your feet have aimlessly end up bringing you in the direction of the Flower Sister's flower shop.
>Just before you turn the corner, you hear a few feminine voices from up ahead.
>"I can't believe he stood me up..."
>Hmmm... you think that one is Roseluck.
>>"Tell me about it, sister.  I had a nice lunch reservation and everything."
>And that's Lily - you can tell by the nervous little lilt her voice always seems to have.
>>>"Pfft!  At least you cunts managed to get dates.  What, did you trick the stallions or something?"
>Aaaaaand that leaves-
>"Buck off, Daisy.  If I wanted to listen to a mare whine, I'd go join Sparkle in her yearly 'get black-out drunk b/c all alone' party."
>-Daisy.  If it weren't for the name, it would be from that husky undertone that only she of the three seems to have.
>Maybe you should go see what they're up to - they don't normally get afraid of you, unlike SOME ponies.
>...which is frankly a bit strange, since they're so easily spooked compared to most ponies in Ponyville.
>Go figure.
>>>"You didn't answer the question, Roseluck." grouses Daisy.
>>"Fillies, please!  I know we might not be drowning in dick right now, but at least we have each other." pleads Lily, trying to raise the mood a bit.
>>>"Lily, I overheard Colgate and Lyra talking about how half the town thinks we're all one part of an incestuous dyke-herd.  Having each other isn't that grand of a thing today."
>There's a pointed silence, and you stop walking just before you turn the corner.
>You think this might be a bad time to interrupt, so you'll just wait for a minute or two before you go talk to them.
>"...okay, I'm going to see if the Red Lamp district is operational this early.  Who wants to join me?" asks Roseluck
>>>"Me!"
>>"You two are terrible!  I'm going to go for a walk, and when I get back you had better still be here."
>Welp, that's your cue; seems like they're about to go their separate ways.
>You turn the corner, and-
"Oof!"
>>"Hey!"
>You and a pink pony collide and collapse onto the ground.
>You land on your back, and the mare lays splayed out on your chest.
>Her weight is enough to make you feel cozy, like you're under a weighted blanket, but not so much that it's crushing.
>Likewise, her body heat feels nice against your skin, and her plush fur reminds you of how your cat used to nap in your lap back on Earth.
>>"Oh!  Anon?"
>Lily's eyes are wide with shock, and she wriggles around against your chest.
>Her hooves flail in an attempt to gain purchase on the ground they cannot reach.
>>"I'm so sorry!  I wasn't watching where I was going!"
>Well, it's partially your fault, since you waited so long to approach them to talk.
"It's fine, Lily - neither was I.  Here, let's get you up."
>You brace yourself against the ground and sit up, depositing the mare squarely onto your lap.
>Lily lets out a quiet "oomf!" as her rump makes contact with your folded legs, and she instinctively wraps her hooves around your torso to steady herself.
>Likewise, you reflexively place a hand against the small of her back to keep her from falling off.
>And here you are: sitting in the street with a plush pink pony in your p-lap.
>Lily's staring up into your eyes with embarrassment and slight wonder, seeing as how this is the closest she's ever been to you.
>Certainly, she's the first pony to have been sat in your lap.
>She wriggles a bit in place, and you wait for her to scramble to her hooves.
>Only, that never happens.
>"Lily?!"
>>>"Lily, is something wrong?!"
>Lured in by the sound of their sister shouting, Roseluck and Daisy come galloping around the corner, nearly barreling into you.
>Roseluck looks embarrassed, but curious.
>"...Lils?  What in the world are you doing in Anon's lap?"
>Daisy, on the other hand, is glancing between you and Lily with a rather lecherous grin on her face.
>>>"You two look comfy." she says with a wriggle of her eyebrows
>...you mean, she's right.
>This is actually pretty nice.
>Lily apparently has gotten her wits back, because she's now blushing and stammering up a storm.
>Still hasn't let go of you, though.
>>"Oh my goodness!  A-Anon, I'm so sorry for this!  This is so inappropriate!"
>She whips her head back and forth, staring at her two sisters.
>>"I-I-I should make this up to you somehow!"
>Silly ponies, impromptu cuddling sessions don't need apologies.
"Seriously, don't worry about it.  It was an accid-"
>"Actually," interrupts Roseluck, a grin spreading on her face, "Lily's right.  Are you doing anything today, Anon?"
"Well, not really.  Bu-"
>"Well then, would you let us take you out to lunch?"
>...lunch DOES sound nice.
>"It would make us feel so much better for knocking you over and sitting in your lap."
>Lily nods frantically, looking relieved that you aren't going to be mad at her.
>>"Yeah!  Yes, Anon, please let me apologize to you properly, m-m'lord!"
>Oh, god, Lily's ADORABLE.
>Daisy stalks around to your side and nuzzles your shoulder.
>>>"Maybe lunch isn't enough, colt," she purrs, "Maybe dinner should be thrown into the mix."
>She and Roseluck exchange a l-lewd glance.
>>>"Maybe we'll have to get creative."
>A grin slowly grows on your face, and you absent-mindedly begin to scratch behind Lily's ear.
>[spoiler]She squeaks, and her back leg starts kicking.[/spoiler]
>"Uh-huh.  What sort of mare just knocks over a nice colt like Anon and doesn't at LEAST take him out for lunch to make up for it?  I'd like to think our mothers raised us better than that."
>Daisy nods.
>>>"That's right.  It's just plain disrespectful.  And papa always said that we should respect stallions."
>You know what?
>You have nothing going on the rest of the day.
>Maybe getting lucky on Equestrian Valentine's Day is on the menu for you.
"That sounds great to me, you three."
---
>You are Anon.
>It is several hours later.
>Lunch was had at the place Lily had a reservation at (conveniently, restaurants assume that ponies in relationships belong to a herd, and tables by default have 4+ chairs), and then the four of you went back to their place.
>It... did not end the way you were expecting it to.
>>"I got the blankets, Anon!"
>Lily picks the blankets back up into her mouth and starts walking backwards, dragging it behind her like a dog with a too-big toy.
>"Ah hi'got t'h 'illowsh!"
>Roseluck gallops into the room with a big, plushy pillow in her mouth.
>As soon as she spits it onto the ground, she bounds out of the room and grabs another one.
>>>"Sh'acks!"
>Daisy makes her appearance, holding a big bag of pretzels in her mouth, looking excited.
>Within minutes, a blanket/pillow pile is set up in the middle of their living-room.
>Going along with their insistence, you lay down in the center of the pile.
>The lights are turned off, the curtains are shut, the horse-TV is turned on to a movie channel, and the three of them all pile on top of you.
>Honestly?
>Not the route you thought this evening was going to take.
>But you're actually okay with this.
>It's nice cuddling with ponies, and you're rapidly on the way to calling them your friends.
>Overall, you can't complain.
>You thought you were going to get laid, sure, but this is just as nice in its own way.
>[spoiler]Oh god, you're going to die a horse-virgin, aren't you?[/spoiler]
>Lily has taken your lap (or rather, your groin area), and Roseluck and Daisy are draped across your chest from your left and right side.
>Roseluck excitedly drums her hooves against your chest, and Daisy nuzzles the side of your face.
>"I hope you're ready for cuddle night, Anon!" chirps Roseluck happily.
>>"This is my favourite movie!" exclaims Lily, wriggling mirthfully in your lap.
>>>"This isn't just a snuggle fort," whispers Daisy as she nuzzles the other side of your face, "It's also gonna be a fuggle fort."
>Daisy drags her tongue across your cheek, making you shiver.
>>>"Get comfy on that pillow, Anon, 'cuz you're gonna be moaning our names into it by the end of the evening."
>And then Daisy settles down to watch the film, head tucked under your chin.
>You absent-mindedly start stroking Roseluck and Daisy's fur, and hope that Lily won't notice the way you're starting to poke her with your p-
>>"Oh!"
>Lily throws a surprised look at you over her shoulder.
>>"What is... o-oh..."
>Lily giggles headily and wriggles a bit more, a nervous smile forms on her face.
>>"I m-mean, if you really want to, m'lord..."
>Roseluck giggles and kisses your chin.
>[spoiler]...then again, maybe your horse-virginity isn't as well-protected as you thought it was.[/spoiler]