Day 3

>Be Anonymous
>Be in Neighagra Institute of Giving Second-chances
>Or as you saw it
>N.I.G.S
>You chuckle every time
>But here you are, in pony prison
>For what, exactly?
“Well, Runa…” You start, about to tell your griffon roommate, “...my reason being here is cursing. But, no, not just any curse, I was told it was a level three curse.”
>She gawks at you, her feathery bangs almost going out of place
>But she fixes them easily
>”By the King, level three curses?! You must’ve said it to Princess Celestia herself if you’re wearing red uniform!” 
>You stay silent
>She picks up on it and gasps
>”Is that why you’re in here for a month?! How are you going to survive?”
>Before you speak, you hear the door open
>The Warden, aptly named Crowd Control, walks in
>Such big hooves, soft fur, much homo
>He stares at you in wonder and shakes his head
>”Are you Anonymous?”
“The one and only.” You smile
>”W-Well, we need to finish the tour. I only showed you the cafeteria and the outside yard.”
>Outside yard was an understatement
>It was as big as a football stadium
>It had lots of different areas, such as a rain forest, waterfall, a hill, and a mountain
“Alright...I’ll see you at dinner, Runa!” 
>She blushes a bit and waves goodbye
>D’aww...how cute

>”Chin up, Flora Lore, only two more days until you get released.” CC, as you’re calling him, flashes a smile to one of the grey suited prisoners
“How long are prisoners usually here?” You ask curiously, walking down the colorful halls of N.I.G.S
>”Usually a few days up to a week, depending on the severity of the crime. Red suits and black suits get more than that. Longest I’ve heard is yours. A month!”
“Ahh, at least it isn’t years.”
>”Anonymous!” He stops and glares at you. “What sort of cruel thoughts pop in your head to say something like that?!”
>Dis nigga serious?
“I thought prison is...” 
>You stop yourself
>In all your times here, every pony and creature you encountered had intelligence, but…
>They overreact to everything at an elementary level
>”I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to yell at you like that.” He turns and gulps. “Usually the reds and...blacks give me trouble.”
>You suppress a snicker
“Wow…” You say with a smile. “Didn’t think ponies could be racist.”
>He stops and looks at you confused
>”I don’t understand...human culture thing?”
“To me, it’s like you’re being mean to a race of humans that have darker skin than mine.”
>He widens his eyes and starts crying
>”I-I didn’t know! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make fun of-” You pat his head and scratch him behind the ears
“Don’t worry. They didn’t hear a thing and I’m not one to blame. You’re fine.”
>He blushes a bit and looks up with half lidded eyes
>That’s cute but weird at the same time
>Don’t know how to feel about it since he’s a guy
>”Don’t do that.”
>Oh, it was a glare
“Sorry. Habit of mine.”
>”Petting and scritches are lewd, Anonymous. Don’t do that. Now...on with the tour, there’s a recreational center across the sky-bridge. It’s a building of its own.”
>When you walk out the door to the sky-bridge, you’re kind of in shock

>”Two routes to the sky-bridge. There’s the normal way, and the exercising way. You can jump across cloudy platforms like the ones in the arcade! There’s a soft bouncy mat to catch you and little rocks to climb up. Usually, we take the ladders.” Crowd Control snickers a little bit.
>You walk to the platforms and see that it’s a bit of a jump.
>Like...four to six feet between
>Wait a second…
“Clouds?”
>”Yeah. I was gonna ask if you-”
>You didn’t listen and started sprinting, going toward the cloudy platform
>”ANONYMOUS, NO!”
>You hit the cloud 
>But never felt solid ground on your feet.
>You’re falling down three stories to the mat
>Well, it was a good run
>You’ll meet your old man at the pearly gates
>He’s probably having a laugh
>It comes closer and you hit the mat
>And it bounces you up in the air, launching you two stories back up
>You flail a bit as you fall back down
>”Oh my gosh oh my gosh” Crowd Control is galloping along the normal route while you bounce on the trampolines
>You get a rhythm going and start bouncing 
“Hiiii…….Waaarde…...eeennn….”
>You finally got to the other end and come up just enough to get your feet on solid ground
>CC dashes up to you and looks over you
>”Anonymous! Are you okay?! Do you need the nurse? I can’t believe you would do something like that!”
“Whoa, CC, calm down! That was fun!”
>”Eh...wha…” He stares up at you as you hold your chest
“WOOO! Adrenaline is pumping. I didn’t know those were trampolines! You called them mats so I figured they’re a way to cushion the fall.” You give him a big hug and swing him.
>”I...eheheh…” His cheeks are more redder than ever
>You put him down and scratch your head a little nervously
”Sorry about that. Usually a natural response to something grim.”
>CC shakes his head and yells, “YOU ALMOST DIED!”
>Tears stream down his face and he shakes a little

>Oh...that hurts
>In a place like this, you’re guessing death is only for the wizened or sickly
>You doubt the last part
“Hey, CC, it’s alright. I’m here, aren’t I?” You give a smile
>He nods and wipes his tears
>”I know but…” He shivers and gulps. “...I don’t want to see a prisoner in my care have...have…”
>Oh no the tears are coming again
>*hic*
>That’s too cute.
“No no no, CC, none of that. C’mon. What’s your favorite snack?” You try to get his mind off of you risking your life.
>”I-I...I like pudding cups. Chocolate flavored.” He says.
“Aww yeah! That’s great. Pudding cups are kind of like money here, right?”
>”L-Like bits?” His hiccuping stops
>Bits?
>Oh the gold coins
“Yeah...you guys love how tasty they are! From what I see, they’re like candy given out in Halloween!”
>”W-what’s halloween?”
>Oh...right...different cultures
“You guys have a holiday where you give out candy in costumes?”
>”Oh, Nightmare Night! Yeah...haha, pudding cups are like that.” He smiled
>There you go. 
>No more tears
“Alright. So, what were we doing?”
>”The tour! Okay, let’s go to the recreational center!” He brought you inside, seemingly forgetting about what happened
>There were lots of clubs and rooms for this whole three story building
>It was in a circle too
>The inner circle was for the Gardening Club
>So much flora and fauna all in one place
>Were those staircases naturally made out of wood?
>”So, Anonymous…”
“Call me Anon. I feel like it’s a hassle for you to call me by the full name.”
>A blush goes over his face.
>”Wow, nickname basis between us?”
>You think you’ll keep your mouth shut

>Sweet Celestia, he must be from another dimension to not know that scritches, ruffling of the mane, and nicknames are for the fine points of romance
>With what you’re thinking, you must be Crowd Control
>You definitely think he’s lived a harsh life if he willingly jumped off the edge of the sky-bridge, not knowing it was for pegasus, changelings, and griffons only
>And the way he holds himself is just…
>Thank Luna above you set a uniform policy for guards and yourself
>You don’t think Anon would want to see Pepper Spray
>Calm yourself, you’re the warden! 
>Can’t have thoughts like that
“A-A-Anyway…” You clear your throat to get out the discomfort and awkwardness you’re feeling. “What sort of clubs are you interested?”
>”Are they recommended?” He put his hands on his side, looking outside the window
“No, but it is if you’re looking for friends.”
>The way he’s looking out there, he might be into gardening?
>”I know there’s a Music club I’m interested in. Game club, maybe. Also that Exercise club!”
>Since he said music club first, you decide to take him there
“Music club it is. We’re actually right in front of the door!” You smile and point
>”Wow. That was totally something not lazy.” You heard Anon mumble to himself
>What lazy...was he wanting to go to the exercise club first?
>He opens the door either way and you walk in with him
>A lone piano was heard playing on stage while others, with trumpets, guitars, and others are in the soundproof bubbles
>”It looks a lot bigger than a regular room. Are we in an auditorium?” You nod to his question
“This is the general auditorium. When we don’t use it, the prisoners use it for the music club. We requisition some soundproof bubbles from Canterlot so that they take their instruments and play in peace.”
>”Isn’t music supposed to be shared?” Anon asks
>”Is someone speaking my language?” A voice pops from the piano

>A griffon with a feathery bangs
>”Runa! Is that you?” 
>”Anonymous? What a surprise! I didn’t think someone like you would have interest in music!” She flies up and lands in front of you and Anon. “Hello, Crowd Control. Showing him around?”
“Almost. Just gotta show him the Nurse Laffy Taffy’s office, the guards quarters, in case of emergency, and my office.”
>”Punctual. I like that.” Anonymous chuckled. “So what instruments you guys have?”
>”The piano is a recent addition. It was made by the minotaur company Plat. Hama. We also have guitar, horns, strings, and some percussion instruments.” 
>You could see Anon eyeing the piano
>He walks up to the stage and and looks at the piano in awe
>”Wish I had my ipod. I wanna know what songs to play...ahh, I’ll make something up.”
>He sat down and clasped his hands
>What is he-
>*Krrtk*

>You could feel your stomach churning 
>But you force yourself to not throw up
>Because the Warden is pretty much doing that for you
>You’re Runa and you rush over to your new friend
“Anon, you’re mad! Are you okay?!”
>”I’m not mad, I’m Anon!” He chuckles
>Is he really laughing at a time like this?
>You grab a hold of him and shake
“You crazy creature! You just broke your equivalent to my claws!”
>He looks at you confused
>”My fingers? They aren’t broken. I just cracked them.”
>Your eye twitches from how stupid that sounds
“They might as well be the same thing! Just look at your fingers!” You hold both his palms and show them.
>Wait...they don’t look broken
>They look the same as ever
>Is it internal?
>AH! He’s bending them just fine!
>You spring back and notice how quick your breathing was
>Just...what happened?!
>He shakes his hands and starts playing
>”Will this convince you that it’s not broken?” He starts playing on the notes you never heard before
>You are mesmerized by how exotic it sounds
>”Runa, are you-” One of your club members look up at Anon and listens to the melody playing and just watches.
>The rest of the prisoners come out to see what was happening, only for them to fall under the spell Anon is seemingly putting them under
>You fly up to him and see what he’s playing
>Only to be amazed
>He’s using the black keys!?
>Those things were something you always avoided.
>Made your piano playing sound weird and bad when you touched them
>But he’s making beautiful music out of them
>”Like it? It’s a pentatonic scale, just the five notes on the black keys. Or...not. The notes have to be the same spacing between the five notes just like the black keys.”
>You don’t even know what he’s saying but…
>You’re blushing so it means one thing
>You have a crush on him!

>But he’s...what are- Oh right, human!
>What of his culture?
>Is he a warrior?
>A poet? Philosopher?
>Is he honorbound to a certain duty?
>Is he saving himself for his love to whom he’ll come back to one day?
>”Haha, you don’t even know what I’m talking about, am I?” He ruffles your feathery bangs
>You just widen your eyes when you realize he’s petting you in public…
>The other members just look away and cough. feeling awkward
>”Huh? Did I do something wrong?”
>Someone saying that is definitely not something of what you thought
>He’s probably a regular citizen of his culture
>You clear your throat and breathe a bit
“Anon, what you did was very lewd.” You say, trying not to stammer or blush.
>”Oh...Oh right, Warden told me not to-”
>Crowd Control stumbles away from the trash can and points a hoof at him.
>”A-Anon...you’re coming with me to the nurse. Need to…*urgh* check your fingers for any dislocations…”
>”You serious? I just cracked my fingers. It isn’t that-”
>The inmates look at each other in hushed whispers
>”Did he really do that?”
>”How is he still playing?”
>Crowd Control wipes his mouth and stares at Anon with a terrifying glare
>You hate it when he does this
>It feels so demeaning and really mean
>But Anon doesn’t seem phased by it
>”Anon, come with me, now.”
>The inmates reel from his tone of voice
>Anon looks at him back and stares back
>He gets up and sighs, “Fine. I’ll go to the nurse, daaaaaaaaad.” 
>Whoa, is he really his father?
>Crowd Control gets red from embarrassment and shakes his head
>”I’m not your...oh, whatever, it’s probably a human thing. Just come...Runa, please come with me as well.”
>You nod and help Anon out of his seat
>”Thanks.” He says, jumping down from the stage and walking toward Crowd Control
>You follow suit and get him to the nurse’s office

>”Nurse Laffy Taffy! We may have a major booboo on our hands!” Crowd Control wails as he knocks on the door.
>When the door opens, you see the big diamond dog known as Laffy Taffy
>She's a lot different from the regular diamond dogs you seen
>Brown coat and yellow hair, along with some make-up
>The make-up will never hide how tired she looks
>She may have had it up to here a long time ago 
>”Key word: may.” She said and looked over at both you and Anon. “You look fine, Runa. But you, weird mino-monkey thing. I’ve never seen a freak like you.”
>CC scrunches his muzzle
>”Laffy Taffy! Language!”
>”Ahh don’t get your tail in a twist. It’s a level one curse word. Not that bad.”
>“Wait, freak is a level one curse?” Anon says, surprised
>Crowd Control slaps a hoof to his head and Laffy Taffy just chuckles
>”Same thing I thought.” She chuckles.
>You shake your head and point to Anon
“He cracked his fingers and-”
>”Runa, please. They’re fine.” Anon wiggled his fingers.
>You reel back
>”Can you repeat the action you did?” Laffy Taffy requests, bringing the three of you in the office. “While we’re on this, might as well do the whole examination. We got time to do that before dinner.”
>Anon nodded and you cover your ears
>You see Laffy Taffy widen her eyes and watch as Anon shakes his fingers a bit
>”Crackling was heard but you just...seem fine.” She holds his hands and bends his fingers a bit
>Anon seem to blush at this
>Is...hand-holding something he finds lewd?
>”Buy me dinner first, nurse.” He said a little nervously, chuckling a little.
>She lets go with a blank stare and writes down on a little notepad
>”He seems fine. Now go, please. I’m gonna do an examination on him and it’s strictly patient-nurse confidentiality.” Laffy Taffy shoves you and Crowd Control out.
“Whoa wait a minute I-”
>The door slams and locks
“Ah...Anon, I hope you’re alright…”


>You hate your Cousin Whatsis for showing you the fucking furry stuff when you were teenagers
>Because now is a good time to not be attracted to a cold hearted dog nurse
>You’re Anonymous and daaaaaamn, she thicc
>After a while of checking your height, weight, strength, flexibility, the whole nine yards, she sighs and puts down the clipboard
>”I hate telling patients this but, this is a mandatory process...I’m gonna need a blood sample.”
>You purse your lips a little
“That’s it? Thought you were gonna say something worse.”
>”I hope you’re not trying to impress me. I already have enough patients doing that as it is.” She sighs and takes out a little empty blood pack
>You see the needle and breathe a little bit
>”Second guessing yourself?”
“No, I just don’t like needles. But if I have to do it, I have to do it.” You lay down and Laffy Taffy takes your left arm
>”Shame none of the other patients see it like that.” She slides the needle in before you say anything. 
>A quick ssssssss escapes your mouth and she looks away from the blood
>”Didn’t think you’d go this far without crying.”
“It’s just a needle taking my blood. It isn’t that bad. Just the insertion part of it.”
>She grunts in approval and takes the needle out after looking at the blood pack
>”That’ll be good enough. So, lollipops or kisses?” She blushes a bit after putting the bandage on your arm
>Excuse me…
“Excuse me?”
>”Well, it’s either I give you a lollipop or kiss on the boo-boo.”
>Oh…
>Thank lord it wasn’t what you thought it was
>Can’t turn into a furry today
>Maybe later…
“I’ll take a lollipop.”
>”Alright. Here…” She takes out a huge round strawberry lollipop
>You take it and chuckle how it was as big as your hand
>”It’ll be dinner time soon. I’ll take you there. Don’t want you falling and getting dizzy on the way there without anyone helping.” 

>You’re Laffy Taffy
>This human has...an interesting scent about him
>Not only has he taken the needle without crying, he chose a lollipop over kisses
>You’ve been trying really hard not to swoon over someone you never met but…
>Ehh, this feeling would pass
>Always has when you meet someone claiming their tough
>He might have not been hurt by a needle, but can he deal with what this Institute holds?
>Whatever, the cafeteria seems to have some meat tonight
>And meat means bones
>Mmm…that smell is delicious
>”Aww sweet, they have chicken.” Anon widened his face
>Reminds you of your brother eating meat for the first time
“Guessing you’re a carnivore?” 
>He looks down and shakes
>You glare at him
>He’s obviously taking meat
>”I’m an omnivore. Both meat and green.”
>You lessen the glare a bit
>Should’ve said that instead of shaking his head and waiting a few seconds
“Whatever...something to add to my notes when we eat.”
>You both find a place to sit after getting some beverages and pudding cups
>Looks like Anon is ravaging that meat like a barbarian
>Did you just call him Anon and not Anonymous?
>...
>He won’t know
>After a few minutes, he takes his strawberries and tears it into little pieces before opening his pudding cup
“Anonymous, what in Tartarus are you doing?”
>He looks at you and puts the strawberries in the pudding cup
>”Mixing it. It reminds me of chocolate dipped strawberries and they’re really delicious.”
>Whoa...wait a minute…
“Does your species really dip whatever they want into chocolate pudding?” You eye him curiously

>”Well, yeah. We dip marshmallows, bacon, fruits-”
“What about vegetables?” You nearly yell.
>”Whoa, calm down. I...I don’t think so. I’d imagine it’d taste terrible.” He stirred his pudding cup and started eating. “Whoa, this really...oh my.”
>He starts tearing up a little
>Food...food makes him cry
>”It’s so delicious I’m actually crying. I love it. I never had anything this delicious before.” He kept eating
“Anon! If something is making you cry, you don’t continue to eat it!” You grab it from him
>He glares and stands up
>“Hand it over!” He shouts
>You just sit there, looking at him like he’s crazy
>”I said hand it over...now!” 
>What is he-
>Wait, you don’t feel like yourself
>You give him the pudding cup
>”Go-...oh wait, forgot, no petting. It’s apparently lewd.” He sat down and started eating his pudding cup again
>”Inmate! What’s with the shouting?” A minotaur guard struts up from behind with a paper baton
>No, why does Silver Jade have to be here?
>She’s one of the toughest guards in N.I.G.S, but she’s…
>Really, really mean
>You’re cold, but you don’t go and hurt the poor guys
>”I had my pudding cup stolen. I got it back. Simple.”
>Silver Jade didn’t like the tone Anonymous was using
>She especially didn’t like how the others gasped when he spoke to her that way
>”Don’t sass me, inmate. Change that tone of voice…” She glowered at him
“Silver Jade, ju-
>”Okay look...hrrmph…”He looked back at her and got a face full of minotaur breasts.
>You think you’re done here
>You don’t want to see the punishment that Silver Jade is going to dish out
>Getting up, you take a quick mental reminder of the chocolate dipped strawberries
>It’ll probably have a profound effect if you use other food for those dealing with fat
>You walk out and pray to Houndvalha that Anonymous comes out alive

>Oh shit, this is embarrassing
>You didn’t expect someone with that Jessica Rabbit type voice to have bigger knockers than Jessica Rabbit
>You’re Anonymous and you’re about to die without no regrets
>”You dirty monkey! I’ll teach you why I, Silver Jade, is the toughest guard here!” She raises her baton
>What’s with dying without regrets without making your last stand?
>As she swings down, you catch her wrist and take the baton from…
>You look at the baton and realize it was made out of newspaper, tape, and glue
>Silver Jade takes the baton and swings again, but with how telegraphed she was, you just caught it again
>”Oh Luna...he’s standing up to her…”
>”He’s just...catching it.”
>”He’s not gonna take it…”
>”No! You can’t do that! I’m the guard with the baton.” She says, trying to hit you
>You know what, you’ll humor her
>She swings and you don’t even block it
*bap* *bap* *bap*
*bap*
>...
*bap*
>She stops when she realizes you aren’t possibly in a fetal position crying
>She looks at the newspaper baton and jabs you on the chest
*krrk*
>The baton folds a little when it comes into contact
>”Well, this is embarrassing…” She says before backing away
>You stand up and see she’s only a few inches shorter than you
>”Oh...that’s right...you’re taller than me.” She giggles nervously a little bit before running away
>Dat ass...she thicc too
“Ey yo ma, show me what dat donk do!” You call
>She doesn’t respond but continue out the cafeteria
>And applause come all over the cafeteria

>Whoa, you didn’t expect this sort of thing
>You sit back down and deal with your pudding cup
>Sweet with a little tart to it
>Delicious
>”Anon, you didn’t tell me you were that strong!” Runa swoops in beside you. “First you crack your fingers but they don’t...crack! Now you take hits from Silver’s fearsome baton!”
>Fearsome...baton…
>Nigga, please!
“It was made out of newspaper...it isn’t that ‘fearsome’.” You quote with your hands
>”But...that…” She gulps a little bit and asks. “Where are you from that something like this doesn’t affect you?”
>Ooh boy, that’s a can of whoop-ass that will not be open
“Shh...spoilers. Can’t tell.” You grin, showing your teeth a little
>She reels a bit
>”Oh...that’s probably why. You’re a carnivore like me.” 
“No, it’s omnivore. I-”
>”Moonti Kurrgl!” You hear a voice to the side of you
>Turning, you see nothing at all
>Looking around still doesn’t give you any clues
>”Over here!” that heavy european accent though
>You look down on the seat and see a pegasus pony the size of a wallet
“Whooooaaaaaa...hey there, little guy.” You smile
>It flies up and starts speaking in angry gibberish
>Guess it has its own language
>”Anon! Get away! That’s a black suit breezy!” Runa pulls you away. “She’ll probably recruit you for-”
>”I’m not recruiting, bird brain!” The tiny thing shouts
>For something that small, it has powerful lungs to be heard
>”Don’t be rude. you...you…”
>Tears well up in her eyes, but she still stays strong 
“Okay, both of you calm. Little guy-”
>”My name is Lima, you ape! Not little guy!” 
>”Okay, sheesh! Lima, black suit or not, that was mean. Now, say you’re sorry.” you say with a little stern tone
>The breezy looks up at you and grumbles a bit
>”I’m sorry…”
>Shit attempt, but that’ll do

>”Anon, you human, you…” Runa sniffs. “...got a black suit to apologize.”
>What the hell...you’re guessing black suits are the worst of the worst
>”Anyway, Anon…”
>”It’s Anonymous, to you.” Runa sneers
“Runa…” you look at her. 
>She turns away and pouts
>Man, with her feathers covering a bit of her face like that…
>U-Unf~
>”Anonymous, sorry…” did Lima blush? “I was wondering if I could...umm...how many are in your herd?”
>Herd? What?
>You hear Runa squeak and click her beak a little
>Turning to her, you ask her what would be the most stupidest question in Equestria
“Runa, what’s a herd?”
>*insert anime Runa dropping on the floor*
>”Anonymous, are you serious?! You don't have herds where you're from?” She yells out loud
>The whole room goes quiet
>Now that you think about it…
“You mean a polygamy type relationship?”
>She softens her hard gaze and sighs, “that's one way of looking at it.”
>Oh snap…
>As someone raised in the good ol USA, you tend to be more monogamous 
>But man, you wish for at least two or three women in one
>Could this be-
>Snap out of it! 
>You're not a furry!
>But you can't hurt their feelings
>Let them down but not too hard
“I don't have a herd...but I'll think about it.”
>That's not letting them down 
>Cousin Jane Doe would probably be smiling upon you if she saw this
>Lima looks a little more hopeful
>”Then I'll see to it that you say yes!” She plops on your nose before flying away
>That left Runa grumbling a little
>You pat her back to ease her frustration
>”A-Anoooon. I told you-”
“Now hold on…”you stop her. “In human culture, patting one’s back is a way to sympathize with the other. It shows that I'm there for you.” 
>She smiles and leans on you a little bit
>"Thank you, Anon..."

>Later, you enter your room with a nice acoustic guitar
>You're borrowing it from the Music Club
>Just feel like playing a little bit
>After tuning it, you play a little bit of APC 
>Pet would be a nice tune to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17UfuReanBE [Embed]
>It's a little hard since its been a while
>That and the shock of being in a world of cutesy creatures probably still hasn't passed
>It's only been three days, anyway
>After you were done, you hear a bit of clapping
>Oh shit the door was open
>Silver Jade stands there, admiring the way you play
>”Is that a sonnet you made?” She walks in nervously
>One minute she's beating you with a newspaper baton and now she's all buddy buddy with you
>Adorable, she's trying to connect with you and maybe apologize
“No. It's from someone else. A group of musicians. This is only the acoustic version.” >You continue playing the guitar
>She listens intently before coughing a little
>”I...uh, kinda wanted to apologize.” She looks away and grits her teeth a little. “It's hard to do what I do. Usually, the inmates bully each other a bit and I have to step in. And…” She tears up.
“They think of me as brutal. Strict. So I felt I had to keep up the act so they stop fighting. Soon, everyone thinks of me in that light. The fighting and bullying stopped...but at the price of being avoided.”
>Didn't really expect to hear that
>That was just sad
>And the way she looked just…
>You put down the guitar and get up to hug her
>You hear a small gasp and she stands there


>Then the shaking comes
>And the tears
>Finally the sobbing
>Poor little Minotaur 
>Keeping up an act to make the others get along 
>”I hate you…” she hiccupped. “How can you forgive me after giving you a beating like that?!”
“That’s not a beating.” 
>She looks up in your eyes and huffs a little before hugging you again
>”You’re so kind, but I see the stuff of nightmares you keep hidden in that head of yours.”
>Can she read your mind?
>She gives you a soft caress on the face before she turns away and walks out
>”I’ll see you around, Anon…” She gives a playful gaze and an all knowing smile before walking out
>...does minotaurs count as furries?

Day 4

>Be Silver Jade
>You're clocking in a little early
>Anonymous is so...mysterious
>A human...never heard of that species
>Not only that, but he looks almost just like your own species
>Except a little thinner
>But yet he managed to stop your hands from even touching him
>Yet when you hit him, he wasn't even phased
>Was it a warning?
>Well, he didn't do anything to retaliate
>He must've humored you 
>Yet...when you visited him, that melody he played was so…
>And when you gazed into his eyes there was…
>It's so alien to you but you definitely know that he hides something sinister
>It was why you were named Silver Jade
>A weird name for a Minotaur but...your mother and father were weird as well
>Your father loved a shaman woman and then pop here you are
>Despite your nobility, you disliked it
>So many talked the talk but couldn't walk the walk
>None of it appealed to you
>Same here with the inmates
>Except Anon
>Oh darn, you're thinking about him on a nickname level
>Yeah, you're crushing on him really hard
>Speaking of which, you hope the Warden would let you-
>”*krrrtz* Would Silver Jade please come to my office? Silver Jade to my office.” 
>A couple of oohs and snickering from the inmates and a glare to shut them up
>You sigh and walk to the office to face the music
>No doubt to fire you, probably

“You wanted to see me, Warden?” You walk in to Crowd’s office
>”Yes. Take a seat.” He said, not even turning to face you as he looks out the window
>Some inmates playing a few games and one or two out on walks
>Wait, is that Anon playing a guitar?
>”Alright. Don't sit. I'll probably be quick.” He turns and gazes into your eyes. “Heard you tried to beat Anonymous when he turned to face you. You were to close and…” He blushed a bit. “Won't say it but you get the point. Point is, despite how tough he is, you still hit him to discipline. What's our motto?”
“Sir, to guide the inmates towards the right path.” You answer
>”Exactly. What you did yesterday did not guide them on the right path. They fear you and for good reason!” He nearly yells
>Tears form on your eyes from the outburst, and he clears his throat.
>”You need to reel yourself in. You have to teach them, not hurt them. We’re here to help them, not discipline them. That's last measures when all else fails. I don't want to this institution to be the first to use The Last Measure. Am I clear?”
“Yes, sir.”
>”Good. I'm assigning you to be Anonymous’ guard. He’s in here a month and he's a red suit, as you probably know. Help him.” 
>You widen your eyes hearing that
>A month…?!
>Crowd Control turns and looks outside again
>”That will be all. Go to him.” 
>You nod and close the door on your way out.

>You're an unknown character
>You watch Anonymous from afar, glaring at him
>You saw how he took Silver’s beating and didn't fight back
>And she ran! 
>He didn't even hit her
>You're gonna challenge him, just to see how tough he is
>He’s like a tank in your campaigns in Potions and Ponies
>He can take the hits, but can he dish them?
>You'll see soon enough

>”Hello, Anonymous.” You hear Silver Jade and turn to meet her
>She looks at you weirdly when you jumped away then turned
>”What are you doing?” She looks at you weirdly
“Do we want to repeat yesterday?” You tell her
>She blushes and shakes her head
“Good. What's up?” 
>”Uhh, what?”
>”How are you? What are you up to? What's up...ohhhhhh, that's where it comes from!” You exclaim happily
>”Well, besides being yelled at by The Warden, I'm fine. He scolded me for hurting you.” She looked away and huffed
>Is it really that serious to be hit with soft objects?
“It's a paper baton...it doesn't hurt!” You put the guitar behind you
>”I…” She sighs and pinches her brows. “Whatever. He told me that I'm gonna be your personal guard.”
“Why? I can handle myself.” 
>”Well, you're gonna be in here longer than a week. And you're a red suit. So I have to be helping you out in making sure you learn your lesson and not become a criminal.”
>Wow, that's actually noble
“That's pretty commendable. I like that. Wish human jails were like that.” 
>”Why? What do they do? Just hold them until their time is up?”
>Oh yeah you don't want to tell them about human jail
“Something...like that...yeah.” You scratch your head
>She looks at you with furrowed brows but backs aware 
>”You aren't telling me much, but I won't push it. From what I felt yesterday, I think I'll wait on it until you're comfortable. Now, let's head for breakfast.”
>Your stomach growls a little
>Wow okay this definitely wasn't coincidence

>Heading into the cafeteria, you see eyes all on you
>As well as Silver Jade
>You ignore them and continue toward the line
>In front of you stands a big dragon
>Jesus he…
>He's a big guy
>”For you.”
>You turn and see a pony giving out a pudding cup with a letter on it
>You take it before Silver Jade does
>”Hey, inmate, get...back here…” Before she could nab him, he skedaddled back to his table and ate his breakfast with his friends
>”Whooaaa...I never seen a Minotaur like you…” A big deep female voice rumbled 
>Oh snap it was the dragon in front of you
>And that's no guy
>You look and see the aqua green dragon looking down at you
>”You look like a monkey but a better adorable looking one.” She giggled slowly
>It felt a little threatening
>”Cool it, Andalee.” Silver Jade glares up at her. “That's nigh flirting and I don't want to take away dessert for you.” 
“It's all good just...I never seen a dragon before. Nor one that doesn't want to hurt me.” You continue gazing at the dragon 
>”Hurt you?” She scoffs. “I'm probably the nicest dragon you'll ever meet.” 
“Well, you haven't ate me yet. That's a start.”
>You're met with wide eyes from Andalee and a smack to the back from Silver Jade
>”Anonymous! That sort of behavior is-”
“No no! I didn't mean that! I mea-”
>”So forward...in such a place like this.” Her claws caress her cheeks. 
“I swear to god I-”
>”Andalee, you're about to get another day added to your sentence if you keep this up!” Silver Jade bellows.
>Andalee blushes deeply and turns away
>”I'm sorry…” She stammers before taking her tray of food
>You could hear sobbing as she walks away

“Damn. Didn't think she’d cry from getting yelled at.” You sit down with your banana muffin, waffles, milk, and pudding cup
>”It was expected. She gives flirting compliments and it makes others uncomfortable. Like…’you're so cute in that outfit’ or ‘that's a nice button you made’ and all that.”
>That really doesn't sound like anything to make a fuss over
“Just compliments like that? That's it?” You ask incredulously
>”Oh, here we go.” She slaps a hand to her forehead. “A concept that's either foreign to you or waaaaay to beneath you.”
“That isn't flirting.”
>”Yes it is, Anonymous!”
>Runa flies next to you and holds you back from nothing
>”Anon, what's going on?” She asks concerned.
>You decide to test out this little cultural thing here
“Nothing. You look nice today, Runa.”
>She blushes and looks away, twirling her feathers in her claws
>”Oh my lord, you really don't know.” Silver Jade lays her head down.
>Shit damn you know not petting and all isnt allowed but compliments?
>This is gonna suck
>”Wait, Anon, seriously, what's going on? Is Silver Jade your guard?”
>You nod
>”And I'm gonna have a tough time teaching him Equus culture since he doesn't know compliments are fu...dging indecent!” 
>Runa giggles at Silver Jade’s tolerance of your antics
>You decide to keep going

“But in my culture, it makes the day of my species. Wouldn't you like it if I told you that you were doing a nice job helping me?”
>Silver Jade looks up and purses her lips
“And that you have a cute nose and ring.”
>She blushes and slowly smiles
>Before she puts on her tough act again and gets up
>”I'm gonna take a small breather.” She quickly finishes her milk and brings her muffin with her. “Clearly, you are more of a challenge to help than I thought.”
>She walks away, finishing her milk 
>You don't notice, only watching her ass jiggle a little as she walks out
>”How are you so tough, Anon? You keep messing with the toughest guard as if it were nothing.”
“The booty helps me attain inner nirvana.”
>Runa just cocks her head in confusion
>”I don't follow. Human thing?”
>You nod and finish your tray
>Oh right, the letter!
>You take the letter out and read it:
“Dear ape, (oh this is good) I am writing in fury to challenge you to a fight. You claim to be the toughest, but you know not of what tough is. Let's see if you can deal out what you take. The Yard and in the mountain area, 10 am. I'll be waiting.”
>Runa shakes a bit and breathe as calmly as she could
>”Anon...please, don't do this. Let's just report this to the warden and-”
“Nah, I’ll do this.”
>”But you're easily the toughest! You'll hurt him more than he’ll hurt you!”
“I'm not gonna hit him. I'm just gonna flick his nose. That'll probably hurt him less than what I can actually do.”
>She stares at her eggs and takes one last nibble
>”You're starting to scare me…” She mumbles. “And I love it.” She says quietly.

>Hello it is hot in here
>You can't think of a pun to declare that you're Runa
>You would've said Runa or not, here I am
>But it's really stupid
>And you slowly hate yourself for even thinking that
>Oh, whatever!
>Anon is about to fight someone!
>A trip to his room was a little weird
>He grabbed this weird black brick that fit in his pockets
>And another black box with a little stick 
>”Alright. Good. I can play some music to pump me up. Maybe a little smoke trick, too.” 
“What are you planning, Anon?” You leer a little warily 
>”Don't worry about it.”
“Anon, you're tough. The toughest thing I've ever met.”
>”Don't worry about it.”
”You're probably gonna hurt the poor guy.”
>”Runa, I got this. Don't worry about it.”
“What if you get a longer sentence?!” 
>”So?”
>There's no reasoning with him
>He’s dead set on accepting this challenge
>You and Anon walk out into the yard and go over to the mountain area
>Many boulders to fly over and feel at home
>There was even a little rock climbing place to a small plateau area
>That must be the inmate up top there

>”I see you've accepted my challenge, Anonymous!” No. It can't be him.
>Not that black suit!
 “Allow me to introduce myself! I'm Prince Al-Inacan, a changeling of the Inacan Hive! Toughest of the changelings. I have heard and seen your triumphs, but yours are but a dwindling speck.”
>Anon just smiles and looks over to me
>”Never thought I'd find someone cuter than the Warden.”
>Prince Al stammers and sputters 
>”Wha- Now ju-...Just hold on a minute! I'm trying to challenge you! How is any of what I said cute!”
>You fluster as Anon stands there, thinking.
>”Well…” Anon starts. “Compared to CC’s muscular stallion body, I'm assuming yours is kinda on the lean and mean side. Kinda weird with the holes as well. Not only that, but your personality is too cute. Just like my guilty pleasure low tier waifu.”
>Waifu?
“What's a waifu?” You look up at him
>”Shh, don't ruin the moment.”
>Al-Inacan stammers and shakes a little, but continues to stay stoic
>”I know not of your ‘waifu’, but he or she is probably...SHIT!”
>You widen your eyes at the sudden invocation of a level 3 curse word
>”Oh no...you didn't just insult Ayase.” He pounded his fists together and cracked them
>You cringe at the noise, but Al-Inacan reels
>”Beast! What manner of-” He watches in horror as Anon climbs the rock wall with ease. “How did you...climb up here so fast?!”
>”I can reach the top on my tip toes. It isn't that hard for me.” 
>You flew up to Anon’s side and avert your gaze when Al-Inacan takes notice of you
>”Griffon, stay your place. It's a duel between me and Anonymous!” 
“I-”
>”She won't interfere.”
“-am not gonna put up with your false bravado! I'm gonna put a stop to it between you!”
>Before you know it, a green bubble surrounds you

>You're Anonymous and you're just faking being pissed
>You're actually having fun with this 
>Up until you see a bubble surround Runa
“Whoa whoa hey now, don't go hurting my friends here.”
>”Oh don't worry. Safe and sound. Won't interrupt us.” He got into what you assume was a battle stance
>His horn glowed, giving him a deathly look what with his steel glare and black shiny carapace
>You have to admit
>That's pretty fucking badass
>”My magic is my weapon. What of yours?”
“We aren't battling to the death are we?” 
>He grits his teeth from that
>Are those tears?!
>”How hard is it to comprehend a simple duel?! Do you live under rocks?! Just fight until we can't take the pain or run with a tail between your legs!”
“Oh, okay…” You take out your phone and vape
>Yeah, you vape
>Get over it
>Kangertech was awesome, anyway
>”Ready?”
>You nod, turning your phone and vape on
>While he's charging at you, you put the vape in your mouth and inhale
>You feel a little tap of magic hitting you
>Not a painful tap but whoa you feel a little woozy
>You shake your head and finally the phone turns on

>”What the...how are you still up?” Al-Inacan stares up in horror. “That was all the emotions I gained from the others’ admiration of you!”
>You finally get to an app on your phone and take the vape out
>Exhaling, you blow out a huge plume of smoke
>Holy shit this is a big one!
>”What the-” the smoke covers the prince
>You press on the phone
-BRR BRR BRR BRRRRRRRR-
“OHHHH! OOOOHHHHHHHHH!” You shout, pressing buttons all over the screen
>Many of your shitty memes attracted the attention of nearby inmates
>Al-Inacan pushed all your smoke away and glared
>”Are you taking this fight seriously?! Knowing all the obscenities your shouting from that contraption, I feel-”
“OHHHH! OHHHHHHHHH! BABY A TRIPLE!” Your phone shouts it out loud, with you shouting along with it
>He charges at you with his horn down
>Oh shit!
>You dive out the way and quickly get back up on your feet
>He wants to play it like that, huh?
“Oh, I knew this place wasn't as innocent as it seemed.”
>He turns and trots up slowly
>”Innocent? You speak as if you enjoy it here.”
“You're kidding. This is like paradise compared to home.” Al-Inacan doesn't take you seriously and laughs.
>”Haha! Right, and your species outright kill each other, I bet!”
>You sigh and walk up to him and kneel down to his level
>Quickly, you flick your fingers against his muzzle

>He reels and holds his face
>”You...You…!” He looks at you with tears gushing down his face.
>”Oh lords…” Silver Jade finally climbs up. “Finally...now!” She walks up to both you and Al-Inacan. “What is…” 
>She notices his face freshly drenched in tears
>And your fingers primed and ready for another flick
>She looks and sees the changeling’s Magic surrounding Runa
>”Get rid of that bubble, changeling!” 
>Ooh, she...wait...that's in a racist term, isn't it?
>He complied and got rid of the bubble shield around Runa
>”Now, changeling, apologize to Runa.”
>Al-Inacan glared, but looked away and rubbed his face
>”I'm sorry…”
>”With meaning!” Silver Jade bellows.
>”I'm sorry!” 
>It's weird seeing this guy cry
>He looks more so like a girl than any-
>His hair is growing longer and his face is changing to that of a mare
>Oh what the hell…
>”Thank you for transforming back to your original state, Queen Inacan.”
>OH WHAT THE HELL!?
>”Human, you apologize.” Silver Jade looks at you.
“I-I’m sorry.” You say 
>Silver Jade looks at you weird but nods
>”Good enough. Now, go down the slide. We’re going to the Warden’s office.”
>All three of you slide down and the inmates move out the way
>They're either staring in awe or just scared of the black suit
>”Go Anon! Woo!” 
>”Inmate Runa! Get down here! You’re-”
>The other inmates start cheering for you
>”Oh whatever, come with me, you two.” She drags the both of you by the ears

>You're Crowd Control
>And you sort of expected to see Queen Inacan to be in your office
>But with Anon in tow? 
>Anon didn't seem to be…
>You're calling him Anon.
>You forget the whole nickname thing since he doesn't think anything of it
>”Now, Queen Inacan, I can't believe you would be targeting Anonymous here. And for what reason?”
>She stays silent
>Tears drip down her cheeks, but she holds a firm face
>Tears but no crying
>”I know nothing of his kind. He’s highly spoken of in this prison and I hate it. I was the toughest inmate and now with him, I…”
“That's enough…” You run a good over your face. “How can I reach this foal…?” You mumble. “Okay, Anonymous, Silver Jade found a letter from Inacan that challenged you. Now, why would you accept it?”
>That was also another thing
>Letters like this would be reported 
>But Anonymous just accepted
>”Well, I'm not gonna puss out like a-”
>You glare at him
>Cmon, say it
>”...female dog.”
“I'm not gonna tolerate that sort of talk. No pudding cups for the rest of your meals today.”
>”Aww daaaarnit…” Anonymous put on a less than satisfied face and put his hands in his pocket.
“So you just accepted it without any of the consequences that might come with it?”
>He suddenly smiles
>”Nope!”
>”See what I mean?” Inacan poked into the conversation. “He's weird, for lack of better term.”
“Unique.” Anon laughed at your change of word for such a mean way of saying it
>”Anyway, it's just that I'm-”
“Okay, no excuses. I just…” You put your head in your hooves. “No pudding cups for you for the rest of the week.”
>”No.” Anonymous stood up. “None of that. I don't know why you're using that as a punishment but…” Oh Celestia he's not gonna- “Seriously, she doesn't deserve that.”
>You're starting to believe he really isn't from this world
“Okay…fine. But, since you both fought, I'm putting you two in the time out room for an hour.”

>”An hour? That...okay, I guess.”
>You really wish Anon could stop with the tough guy act or pretend he isn't from here
“I...ahh, okay, Anon, what game are you playing at?”
>Before Silver Jade could come in, you had to ask this question
>”What game? You mean the time out thing?”
“Normally, the prisoners wouldn't enjoy that. Queen Inacan has done it a lot so it really hasn't been effective as of late. But you, your reactions aren't what I consider normal.”
>”Got a point. Should I just pretend to be scared of going in there?”
>You throw your hooves up
“You know what? Yes! Pretend, please! It would make me feel better about you since you don't react seriously!”
>”Alright, just for you, CC.”
>You blush lightly at the nickname
>You thought you-
>”OH PLEASE, WARDEN!” He throws himself at your desk.
>There goes your paperwork
>”I promise I won't be such a bad prisoner! I'll do anything to get out of it! Anything!” He gazed with pleading eyes
>For a moment, you actually believed him
>”Finally broke his tough guy facade?” Silver Jade came in the room
“Sadly, no.” You snicker a little. “He's just pretending to be like the inmates who cry when they get an hour.”
>”Pretending to be scared?” Silver Jade purses her lips. “Anon, you really are a freak.”
“I…” You stop yourself.
>Honestly, she's right. 
>Anonymous is just...weird.
>”I love you too, CC.” He points with a finger and a thumb up.
>You blush severely
“Get them in the time out room before I lose my marbles!”
>Silver Jade grabs Anon and Inacan out your office
>Was that a...confession?!

>”Mind explaining to me what that was?!”
>”Cmon! You all think weirdly of me. What else am I supposed to respond? That's how I deal with bullies!”
>”We’re not bullies we really-”
>You tune out the rabble of the guards and one tough as hell Anonymous
>You’re Queen Inacan and you're about to be thrown in the silent room of doom with Anonymous
>Maybe here you can learn more about this creature
>”Here we are.” Silver Jade opens the doors and throws the both of you in the room
>”Wow, extra fluffy. More comfy than my bed maybe…” Anonymous comments
>”One hour time out!” She shouts before closing the door.
>There were little slits in the walls, letting some of the afternoon light in
>”So, planning on telling me why you transformed into a dude?” He looks at you.
“Why should I tell you?” 
>Great start
>”Well, for one, you're a girl and I made you cry. And it's terrible since everything looks cute and it's terribly cuter when they cry.”
“I'm really gonna go on and guess you really aren't from around here.” You just glare at him for that weird sadomasochistic comment
>”Two, you're a damn queen!? So I hit a girl AND I hit royalty.”
>At least he sees you as royalty
>You eat that up a little bit 
“Well, you are source of much excitement here. Your otherworldly physique, your talents, and life-risking tricks.” You smile and move the mane out of your face. “If I didn't know any better, I'd say you really ARE from another world.”
>Anonymous looks at you with a knowing smile and looks away, nodding
>”Yyyyeaah...that oughtta do it right there.” 
>You reel and move away
“Wait, you're serious?!”
>”When you put it that way, you pretty much figured me out.”
>That little amusement he's having might taste good but he's an alien!
>”Before you freak the fuck out, I'm telling you now that I don't do whatever bullshit aliens supposedly do in this world! I was brought here. I didn't choose to come here.”
>Before you could slam your hooves at the door, you hear that and turn to him
>You could taste...sorrow?

>You get back down on your hooves and walk back to him
>He looks and sighs, laying down on the floor
“How did you come here?” You ask
>”Let's say it involves a purple princess who was tutored by a white princess who didn't know fuckall about how to reverse things. For a unicorn pegasus who lived for over 1000 years, she doesn't know jack shit.”
>You snicker a little bit when he talked rudely about the Equestrian princesses
>”Not only that but now I'm jailed because I cursed them out so harshly I made the purple one cry and made the other one tear up. Apparently, she hadn't cried since she lost her sister.” He shrugged
>Damn, this is some good information
>”So yeah, unfair treatment of an alien species, huh?” He joked a little bit
“Yeah it just...they've always been unfair. Their treatment of others that aren't them isn't right.”
>”What do you mean?” He looks over at you
“Well, one of my sisters, Chrysalis, invaded Equestria because we changelings feed on emotion. There's an essence to the emotion and we feed on it. We don't steal it away. But…” You look away. “Didn't work out much.”
>”Did you try talking with them?”
“Well, with her stupid invasion plan that went down the drain, all attempts to talk are gone. We’re either sent back or jailed.”
>”That's really fucked up...but, honestly, my species does the same thing to its own.”
“What?!” You look over to him. “Your own?! What do mean?”
>”There’s...well, let's say...different race of people. Our skin color, where we came from, even our religion that separates...ahh hell, what am I doing?” He waves a hand. “Forget I said anything about it. It's really stupid for me to bring this up, anyway.”
“But I'm interested! You're the only human here! Wouldn't that make you a sort of avatar of their species? A sole survivor to preserve their knowledge?”
>”I’d rather forget it and just live in the now.” He said, wrapping you in a hug
>You blush and feel the sorrow coming off him but another thing you never thought you'd feel
>Love

>You are Anonymous
>You don't want to talk about humans
>You remember threads on 4chan that make the human race look oh so terrible to other alien species
>And that ain't some shit you're gonna repeat
>It was cool at first, but then it started being a little too overplayed
>You'd rather forget
>It's a lot better here
>Way better 
>You cuddle the changeling and sigh
>After a few moments, she looks up at you carefully, as to not stab you with her horn
>”What manner of pleasantries are you doing?!” 
“I'm cuddling you. What does it look like I'm doing?”
>”I only met you today and while it is nice, it's just so lewd for you to do this out of the blue!” She gulps and turns her body to you. “And I even fought you, too! Why would-”
“That wasn't no fight. Your magic tickled.”
>She squeaked and nodded, “Noted…”
>You held her like a child cuddling a favored plush toy
>You're just fighting back the tears
>You had it pretty well, you'd say
>And it may be a lot better here, you still miss it there
>No doubt Runa, Silver Jade, and CC would look at you crazy if you said you missed home
>If they knew what was home
>You're never gonna have mom’s home cooked sun dried tomato chicken
>Not shoot the shit with dad about stupid people in politics and whatnot
>Kick your brother’s ass in Normie Duty Black Ops 666: Edge
>Or cuddle the fuck out of your chubby girlfriend
>Or cuddlefuck her
>”Anon, please stop those lewd thoughts. I can taste them.”
“Stop eating my emotions.”
>”Never. Yours taste nice. If you had a herd, I'd be in it.”
>Ahh right, you forgot about the whole herd thing
>You were gonna look at that at the library
>...
>No, you were gonna say fuck it but not now
“When I make one, maybe.”

>When time was up, you both moved away from each other when the keys jingled
>”Alright. I hope you learned your lesson, Anonymous. Inacan, please stop making trouble here.” Silver Jade brought you two out of the time out room
>”Maybe when the ponies stop targeting me.” She chuckles. “Their fault they made me a black suit, and you know it, Silver Jade.”
>”I know but…” She slaps a hand on her forehead. “...what am I gonna do, take over the institution?”
>An idea pops in your head
“Huh, that probably might be a good idea.”
>The both of them turn to you
>One of surprise
>And another glaring
>”Not funny, Anon!” She stopped and sighed. “Damnit, why isn't your name shorter? Now I'm giving you nicknames!”
“Hey, everyone calls me that. Runa, CC, even her.” You point out.
>”It's probably better. Anyway, no. I don't want any takeovers. Got it?” 
“Too late!” You sing song. 
>You wanted to tease her a little but...let’s be honest.
>It’s the ponies fault that you’re in here
>You dindu nuthin!
>It was all the fault of ponies
>Okay, you’re not that retarded, but purple shit and white sperm are gonna get a little bit of a wake up call
>”Inacan, go do whatever you do. I’m going to have a little chat with Anon.” She grabs you and takes you down the halls back to your room
>”Bye, Anon!” Inacan drawled seductively and walked away
“Am I in trouble?” You ask when you get near your room
>You pop the vape in and inhale a little before blowing out a little smoke
>She eyes your vape and looks at you weird
>”Uhh...no, you’re not. What is that?” She points at it
“A vape. Basically condenses two to four ingredients into a vapor.” You say, inhaling it again
>More…
>And more…
>Until you pop it out and blow all the smoke out as you’re walking
>”Ahh! Smoke! Eek! Strawberries!”
>”Okay, Anon. No more, please. Everything you do is weird.” Silver Jade asks.
>When you get to your room, you see a napping Runa
>Little small whistles come from her
>Adorable

>”Alright…” Silver Jade sits down on your bed and looks at you. “...what’s the plan?”
>You stare at her with a confused look
“Wait, you were serious?”
>”I thought you were serious! You can’t just joke about with something like this.” Silver Jade pouts a little. “Look, the warden means well, but…” she sighs and gulps. “I heard your conversation with Queen Inacan.”
“I know cuddling is bad but honestly, I-”
>”Shut up! That’s not what I’m talking about!” Silver Jade nearly shouts
>She waits for a rebuttal from you, but after a few moments, she continues.
>”She’s right. The ponies treat others unfairly. They’re honestly scaredy cats and how they’re the top dog is a mystery.” She blushes a bit. “Please tell no one I said top dog. Laffy Taffy would do that weird glare at me.”
“Secret’s safe with me.” You do a thumbs up. 
>She doesn’t understand, but she knows you won’t say anything
“While I am flattered, I wouldn’t know a thing about taking down a prison from within.”
>You stand up and put a hand to your chest
“I may be human and possibly the toughest thing this world has ever seen, but I’m just one person. You think I alone can take down a prison.”
>Silver Jade looks at you and contemplates what you’re saying
>”You know darn well you can do it.”
>Runa slowly sits up from her bed
>”You crack your fingers without breaking them, flick the nose of a changeling and made her cry her disguise off, you withstood a minotaur’s brutal terror of the paper baton, and from what I heard, fell down from the skybridge and used the mats to bounce your way back up. If that isn’t enough to convince you to take over the prison, I don’t know what is.”
>You mull this over for a few moments
>It is possible, but from what you’ve seen, it’s mostly ponies that run this place
>And with your interactions with the inmates, non-ponies are more tolerable with your presence
>Minotaurs you’ve seen nod in your direction, griffons are okay with you
>You’ve cuddled a changeling queen even
>...
>Hey, this is might be fun

“Alright. I think I’m in.” 
>Both Silver Jade and Runa come up and hug you
>”Thank you, Anon.” Oh my boobs
>”You don’t know what this means to us.” No boobs
>Runa gets down and turns to the door
>At least she has a sweet ass
>Oh fuck no stop it!
>You can’t deny it, Anon
>You’re having sexual thoughts about that
>You’re now a furry
>”I’m gonna tell the others about this. We have a strong chance now!” Runa opens the door and runs out.
“I’ll just...wash up, I guess…” You go to the bathroom and close the door. 
>You need a hot shower

>Be Silver Jade
>You can feel a sort of embarrassed essence emanating from Anon
>And a bit of...oh my…
>He’s embarrassed for liking you and maybe Runa
>You frown a bit and tear up
>Is it bad for him to like you?
>You don’t know
>Taking out a necklace from under your guard uniform, you speak a command to it
“Spirits, please open up his mind to me. I know it’s hard, but a little bit of information about him could help me.”
>Two wisps fly out toward the bathroom
>You’re thankful to have more of your mother’s shaman abilities
>You decide to sit around and wait for him
>Until you hear the wisps shrill out a high pitched tone before flying out of the bathroom
”What is it? Reveal it, please!”
>It shakes before one of them flies up to your head and passes through
>Oh my word, how the windows shattered by your high notes

---

>You’ve never seen such horrors before
>Advanced machinery, blasts that levels cities, even fantasies of giant insectoid machinery harvesting organic life
>You hold your head and command the wisps to take it away the images it has seen
>It hesitantly does as it’s told and passes through your head
>You’re thankful that the imagery is out of your head
>Only the thought about it 
>You can’t even imagine it anymore
>”I heard screaming, is everything alright?!” Anon came out the bathroom, a towel wrapped in his arms like a weapon
>You look down and…
>OH GOD THATS A PENIS!
>You close your eyes and yell
“ANON, YOUR CLOTHES!”
>After a few moments, the bathroom door closes and you open up
>He’s gone, but only for a few moments
>”Why were you screaming?” He asks you
>You don’t even know how he’s calm despite the things going on in his head
“I-I…” You might as well tell him. “I sent a wisp to scour through your head.”
>”I’m not following.” He looks up at the clock and sees it’s about to hit 1 PM. “Do they still have food out?”
>Oh no, lunch is gonna be over in half an hour!
>You hurry out the door, with Anon trailing behind you
>Getting in the cafeteria and getting your lunch, you sit down on the table where he usually sits
>Runa isn’t here, which is good
>Gives you room to ask
“To answer your question, my name is sort of a title. Silver Jade. I’m up there with nobility, but I’m also part shaman in my culture.” You answer him before he could ask. “And I sent out some spirits to show me the things you keep in that head.”
>”So you ARE a mind reader!” He smiled
“No, I don’t read minds!” You shiver a bit. “They just show me the important stuff and I...well, I saw things I shouldn’t have.” You get up and sit next to him. “Things that make me feel for you.” You give him a hug. “It’s okay to cry, Anon.”
>He just looks around a bit before hugging you back
>You don’t care if your reputation as the toughest guard diminishes
>Someone with those memories and thoughts shouldn’t be holding them

>Boobs are all up on you today
>You’re Anon and...you don’t know what to say
>You’re guessing she read your mind and saw the stuff of your species
>And she thinks you’re holding back tears and whatnot
>You aren’t but...well, it’s just part of the job being human and all
>So you just hug back
>And go back to eating your food
>”Anon…” Runa comes up from behind and puts a claw on your shoulder. “When you’re done, come with me.”
“I’m done, let’s go.” You put your tray away and follow Runa.
>Silver Jade follows you as well
>You’re led to the music club room
>As you go up the stage, you see Runa going backstage and knocking on the door in a certain pattern
>Boom...Tap...Boomboom Tap
>The door opens, revealing a dragon looking person
>”Thank you, Briinah.” Runa nods
>”Any time. This is the...whoa…” The dragon, which, by the tone of voice, you’re guessing girl, looks you up and down
>She’s a little taller and bigger than you, but has that look of admiration you seem to be getting lately
>”He’s a stud…”
>Runa and Silver Bust glare at her a little
>”Glare all you want, everyone knows it. Hey, Anon, ya know there’s a club about you that was made just this morning?”
“Can’t say I have.” You raise an eyebrow
>”Well, now you know. Come on in before the pony guards and prisoners see this.”
>You all hurry inside and Briinah closes the door.

>Inside was a room that looked like a bar plus a restaurant in the 20th century
>Billiard table in one room, tables to play games, to eat, even, and a little bar
>You see some changelings, some griffons, deer, minotaurs, even zebras
>Holy shit they even lock baby dragons in here?!
>”Gimme those chips!” One of the baby dragons seem to have won a game in poker and is grabbing some chips
>The others throw their chips and start wrestling each other
>”Hey! Break it up!” Silver Jade runs up and pulls each of them apart
>”Oh fugg!” One of them seem to have a little speech impediment
>”No fighting between you two. I will revoke your pudding privilege for the rest of your sentence if I see a fight again!”
>The little dragonlings shut up and Silver Jade put them down.
>”See, if a pony guard saw that, these poor little babies wouldn’t have their fill of pudding cups.” Briinah hugged the little dragons
>”We get unfair treatment from the ponies and now, we shall strike back, with Anonymous at our side!” Briinah yelled, causing a mayhem of cheer within the room
>Wow, what a nice reception
>”Anon, tell me you have a plan or have one in the making.”
>Oh shit they expect something now?
“I have some in the making but...to be honest, this was just put on me around an hour ago.” You admit. “I didn’t think cute land of cute creatures would be doing things like this.”
>Blushes, internal screaming, and coughing was heard all over the room
>”Anon, is everything cute to you?” Runa stares at you dumbfounded
“Honestly, yes.”
>”ANYWAY!” Briinah claps her hands. “We need a plan. Can anyone think of something for the operation?”
>A long silence permeates the room
>A sip of the drink here
>Kinda funny, actually; gaining a chuckle out of you
“I think I’ll just ask the warden kindly.”
>That caused a raucous bellow from everyone in the room
>All except you, Runa, Silver Jade, and surprisingly, Queen Inacan, who you spotted in the corner
>Is it gonna be the cliched thing where all goes silent when she talks?
>”I believe it.” Inacan speaks up
>Oh shit it actually worked!
>That’s fucking amazing

>”Go up against him. Sit in a room with him for an hour. Take a moment to examine him. You’ll then realize that he isn’t what he seems. Normal, like us.” She gets down from her chair and walks through the crowd.
>She looks at the each eyes in the room, gauging their reaction
>”My tickle magic barely phased him. And he flicked my muzzle.” Gasps were heard. “That’s all it took for him to win against me.”
>”Bah!” A black suited minotaur stands up. “This hairless monkey doesn’t seem so tough. Maybe it’s because you’re all girls.” 
>”Hey, that is uncalled for Onyx Boom.” Silver Jade glares at him. 
>”I bet he can’t hurt me with his hands.” He stood up to you
>He’s a big guy
>”For you...I’ll let you get the first hit in.” He smirks
>You feel like pulling on his lip ring to shut that mouth
>Whew! His breath stank!
“Alright then. Let me see your hand.” 
>He snorts, but obliges and holds out his hand
>You put your index and middle finger out and raise it up high before flicking it down against his hands
>He recoils and shouts in pain, holding his hand
“Brush your teeth next time. Your breath sorta stinks.”
>Briinah just watches as Onyx writhes in agony
>”I think I believe it now. You can definitely take over N.I.G.S just by asking nicely
“Sweet. Let’s do it tomorrow. Give me time to breathe and prepare myself for the big day.”
>”Yes! A toast! For tomorrow, we liberate ourselves from the hooves of the ponies!”
>Man, two days in jail and this is gonna be like Braveheart or some shit
“They may take...uhh...our pudding cups. But they will never take…” You breathe in. “...our freedom!” You shout aloud.
>Everyone shouts and raise a fist or hoof in the air

>It was night time and Inacan was in your room, charging your phone and vape
>”I still can’t believe this little device can make you blow all that smoke and make it smell like strawberries.” Inacan giggles.
“I can’t believe you called yourself Prince Albert Inacan.” You chuckle
>”I don’t follow. I remember it being Al, not Albert.” Runa played with her claws
“In human culture, we have a little tobacco good called Prince Albert. People would prank call stores asking, “Do you have Prince Albert in a can?””
>Inacan looks at you with wonder
>”What did they say?” She asks
>”If they say yes, the person calling says, “Well, let him out then!” And hang up.” You chuckle.
>That caused Runa to laugh loudly
>”Oh my lords, why is it so funny?!” She held her stomach and tried to calm herself
>”It wasn’t that funny.” Inacan blushed a bit. “Anyway, Anon...are you still thinking about that herd?”
>Runa slowly stops laughing and blushes. “Not when I’m here! C’mon!” 
>You chuckle a bit and look up at the ceiling in thought
>Should you?
>Should you not?
>Fuck it, if you get sent to hell because you fucked sentient animals from another dimension because of the sole fact that there was no reason that you can get home, you’ll just blame God in front of his ugly mug
>You can feel the stares from Queen Inacan and Runa.
>You look down in Inacan’s eyes and give her a quick peck on the lips
“Yeah, I think I’ll try my hand at this herd thing.” You get up and give Runa a quick scritch on the ears
>”Annhh~!” Runa squeaks.
>You reel your hand away and blush
>”Who told you to stop? It’s your job as the alpha to make me feel good.” She gets up and gets ready to pounce.
>”No fair I saw him first!” Inacan jumps up on you
>”He’s my roommate!” Runa jumps on you, causing the two of you to crash on your bed
>”What’s going on...here…?” Silver Jade busts in the door and spots all three of you on the bed. “I’ll just be-”
“Silver...come oooon iiiiiin.” You motion her to come in.
>She gulps and enters, closing the door

---

Day 5

>You are Crowd Control
>And so far, nothing weird has happened
>Only weird thing you think of is Anon with Silver Jade, Runa, and Inacan at breakfast
>You guess some of the pony inmates don’t like Anon because of what he is or are just too scared
>Well, maybe sometime this week you can see about getting him friends that are ponies
>Runa is fine but...well…
>Silver Jade and Queen Inacan are just rude and mean
>And hanging out with them must be terrible influences on poor Anon
>You’ll do just that
>You feel stupid for assigning Silver Jade to him
>She just needs to stop being this ‘tough guard’ and actually care about the inmates like she wanted
>Oh well...maybe you can reach a compromise
>You turn on the intercom, about to announce something, but a knock startles you out of your thoughts
“Huh...oh yes! Come in!” 
>Anon opens the door and closes it
>Wow, what a coincidence
>”Things are moving way too fast…” You hear him mutter
“What do you mean?”
>”Uhh, nothing…”
“What can I do for you, Anon?” You look into his eyes
>Sweet Luna above, just how he’s looking at you, even normally, just sets a fire in your heart
>It might be the confession he gave you yesterday when he, plain as day, said he loved you
>You’re not supposed to have these feelings but…
>Maybe...he can-
>”So...weird question, can I take over N.I.G.S.?”
>-in your plot any time.
>You were so into your daydream that you didn’t even hear him
“Sorry, what was that?” You sigh happily
>”Can I take over N.I.G.S.?”
>You sputter a little bit and flail yourself upright into your seat
“I, uh, hold on, did you say-”
>”Yes...can I take over this place?”

>You just stare at him
>And chuckle
>Before it goes out into a full blown laughter
“Wew! That was a great joke, Anon!” You shake the sweat from your forehead. “You really got me going!”
>Anon chuckles with you before he got up from his seat
>His hands grabbed your sides and picked you up
“Whoa, Anon, please, control yourself! I know we’re alone but we can’t do this.”
>”Oh, Crowd Control, you have no idea of the predicament you’re in.” He flashed a toothy grin
>Those canines…
>U-Unf
>Wait, no! You can’t let this happen!
“Anon, put me down! I will not let you take over my institution!” You flail your body to get out of his tight grip.
>”You should’ve made this easier on yourself, Crowdy.” He held you tight
>You felt yourself move a little as he positioned himself on your chair
>This was your special chair
>You were the big colt on this chair
>But now he’s stolen it
>”And now...the event we’ve all been waiting for!” He lets go with one hand
>Oh merciful Celestia, he’s bringing it close to you
“Please, Anon! I’ll do anything!” 
>”I want you to stay still.” His hand is coming closer to you
“Please! I’ll let you take over the prison just keep it-”
>”CONTACT!” He yells as he touches your tummy
>You widen your eyes as his hands rub your soft fur 
“Oh my gosh yeeaaaAAAAHHH I mean no!” You try to boop his nose, but he’s too tall for you
>He starts running his hands over your legs
“TOO LEWD! I HAVEN-” He stops you as he runs a finger across the bottom of your hooves
>You shut your eyes and start laughing uncontrollably

>”You’re so cute, Crowdy. Man, that’s a lot better than CC.” He comments and continues rubbing your tummy
>You try resisting his unwanted pets but it’s no use
>He’s way too strong
>You just give up and give in to the petting 
>You nuzzle into his fingers and manage to get his fingers behind the ears
>”You like that, don’t you, Warden?” He coos
>You sigh happily and relax into his embrace
“Say that again...just a little more lewd.”
>You hear an audible gulp before he scratches your chin and rubs your belly
>”Mmmmf...You like that, don’t you, Warden?” He whispers in a husky voice
>You groan and arch your back, really loving the massage you’re getting
“Yeeesssss~” You moan a little
>Oh my, you can feel lil Anon you think!
>”Anon, what’s taking so long for you to-” 
>You freeze, but Anon doesn’t let up
>Why does Silver Jade have to come in at all times!?
>She looks astonished and...why is she smiling?
>”My my. Anon, you planned to take the over the prison just by cuddling the Warden like this?”
>She fluffs your mane a little bit
“Silver Jade!? You’re...ohh, right there...you’re in on this?!” 
>”All of us non-pony inmates are. I’m tired of being the tough prison guard. I just don’t want to be mean to any pony or anyone anymore.”
>You knew she didn’t want to act as the mean guard 
>You told her not to do it but she kept doing it
“I told you you can-”
>”I don’t wanna hear your excuses!” She slams her fists on the table. “You’re not in control anymore!”
>”Jadey Jew, calm down.” Anon silences her tantrum with just a nickname and mere words
>”I’m sorry, Anon...want me to turn on the intercom and…” She looks and sees the red light of the intercom
>Oh darn it all! 
>The intercom was on!

>You are Anonymous 
>And well, looks like everything was heard
>The questions, the tickle torture, and the request to say Warden in a lewd voice
>At least he didn’t call you daddy
>You clear your throat and keep Crowdy still with pets
>Poor thing is blushing deep red
“Hello, Nigs. Anon here. As you’ve no doubt heard, I’ve taken the warden and the institute for all non-pony species. Why? Well, even though nopony has done me no wrong, it’s just for fun. For me.” You chuckle a little bit.
>Crowdy looks at you, but you pay no attention and continue petting him
>”He looks so cute nuzzling into you like that…” Silver comments
“Anyway, yeah, taken over. Have fun.” You turn off the intercom and sigh
>”You’re the worst, Anon. I trusted you and…” He started tearing up. “You repay my kindness in such way…”
>You’re a little conflicted now
>Crowd Control never did any wrongs to you
>Yet here you are, taking over the complex
>Not only that, but you guess that being a warden was his special talent
>...
>Oh fuck, what have you done?
>”Woooo! I knew you could do it!” Briinah shouted for joy as she came in 
>”Way to go, Anon!” Runa came in.
>Crowd Control hops off your lap and glares at all three of them
>”Silver and Briinah, I could understand, but Runa?! Why? Have I not done well to-”
>”Anon, dearie~” Briinah drawls out your name and points to him
>Regretfully, you get up and pick up Crowd Control
>”Get your paws off me, you damn filthy creature!” He shouts in anger

>Gasps came from Runa and Briinah, but Silver Jade stands stalwart
>She walks up to you and him and takes him from your arms
>”Warden...saying such vulgar words and hurting his feelings, that’s worthy of time out.”
>He looks at her with wide eyes and glances back at you
>”You aren’t exempt from this, Warden.” Briinah crosses her arms with a smile. “Even you are subject to the rules.”
>”Anon, please! I’m sorry! Don’t let them take me.” He reaches out, trying to wriggle his way out her grasp.
>Briinah chuckles a little too madly as Silver Jade carries Crowd Control out of the room
>His screams are echoing through the halls
>She smiles and takes a look around
>You think you may have sided with the wrong team
>She’s swiveling on the chair, plopping on the Warden’s bed, even locking herself in the bathroom for a few minutes
>”What’s she doing?” Runa whispers to you 
>Briinah giggles a little 
>”There’s a button that sprays water on your butt!” Briinah exclaims
“She’s probably gone a little mad with power.” You respond.
>Briinah comes out the bathroom and goes back to her seat
>”Thank you so much, Anon! We wouldn’t have done this without your help!” She smiled before checking the clock.
>”Oh Tartarus!” Briinah springs up and stops. “I can curse now…” She pounces you and hugs you tightly. “I can curse! Curse with me, Anon!”
>You chuckle nervously 
“Okay...uhh…”
>You think of something that’s not really a curse
>Don’t want to give her the pleasure of hearing one
“Gobshite.”
>Runa looks inquisitive at the word, but Briinah laughs
>”Oh sweet lord that’s a funny word. I never heard of that one! Is it from your language?” Briinah sets foot on the ground and hurry toward the cafeteria. “C’mon, Anon! You’re gonna miss lunch!”

“Runa, please don’t think badly of me. Let’s just see how this goes for a few days. I’ll do something about it if it gets out of hand.” You place a hand on her shoulder
>She holds her breath a little before nodding, rubbing her head against your hands
>It was cute, but sad in a way
>She probably didn’t think it all the way through about this situation
>”Let’s go before she starts questioning what where we are.” She closes the door one the way out after you walk out
>Going to the cafeteria seems daunting 
>Every hall you go through to get there is silent
>Save for a few minotaurs and a flock of those small little Lima like ponies
>Speaking of which, here she comes
>”Anon, you absolute madman! You’re much more hardcore than I thought!” She grips your nose. “How do you do it? Is it that insane strength? The willpower? WHAT!? I have to know!”
>You cross your eyes to take a good look at the little thing
>”Breezies, gotta love em.”
>You hear Inacan behind you, her tone a little playful
>She leans on you from behind and licks your neck lightly
>”Anon, you have to tell! What is it about you that makes you you?!” The small breezie ask
“Uh...I just...tough it out. The less I give a fuck, the happier I’ll be.”
>The breezie looks at you with wide eyes and flutters backwards
>”Whoa...that just…” She seemed to have found the meaning of life with that far gaze into your eyes
“A little too vulgar?”
>”No not that...it’s all so simple now!” She floats toward your cheeks and kiss a spot there. “Thank you, Anon! I’m gonna try and do that, now!” 
>Lima floats away and meets up with her little gaggle, floating off to wherever they were going

>”How hard was life in your other world?” Inacan whispers to you
>She has a look of concern in her eyes
>Runa heard and looked up at Anon
>”What makes you lead life in that philosophy?” Inacan dropped her playful attitude
“Well, to be honest, this place might as well be heaven since everything is just so much nicer. Hell, I thought the pony princesses were gonna use their unicorn horns to gut me but they just cried and sent me here.”
>Not wanting to waste time, you picked Runa up and made sure Inacan wrapped her hooves around your neck and held on
>You continued as you hoisted them toward the cafeteria.
“I’m not going to sugarcoat it. This place is like elementary school compared to my world. What you use as pillows to hurt others, we use every hard object to do that.”
>Runa held your hands tightly
“And what’s worse is that I’m only a stock boy. If I were to go to the military like my father wanted me to, who knows how I would’ve been if I were to end up here.” 
>”Someone like you only has a simple job in your world?!” Inacan dropped down on her hooves and shivered a little bit. “There isn’t any more of you, is there?”
>”Inacan, why are you backing away from him?”
>”Look! If he ever gets mad or angry, I don’t want to see what sort of wrath he can bring upon the world! He could probably stomp the ground and the earth will quake!” She pointed at her nose with her hooves. “He flicked my nose and it hurt! I nearly cried in front of him!” 
>She was tearing up now
>”Anon, can you put me down?” Runa looks up at you
>You couldn’t see why she could do it herself, but things are tense
>You’d rather not have two girls mad at you
>Especially girls that you cuddled with last night
>You lightly put Runa down and she goes up to Inacan
>”You see my point? I could’ve gotten out of his arms any time and when I asked him, he put me down softly.”
>You see the point she’s making, and from what Queen Inacan’s face betrays, she’s seeing it as well.

>”Anon wouldn’t hurt a breezy. Sure, he doesn’t give a flying hoot, but he said it himself, this place is heaven to him. Whatever that word may mean, but I can only tell that it’s paradise.”
>Inacan tears up a little bit and runs up to you
>”I’m so sorry! I did-”
“Oh my gooooooood.” You lift her up and nuzzle her muzzle with your nose. “I don’t caaaaaare. You’re all so cute so I forgive you. Now let’s go get some brunch before I starve.”
>You finally hit the cafeteria and open the doors, seeing nothing changed except maybe more sad faces from the ponies than anything
>All turn to face you and immediately, the ponies look away, some with blushes, some with a bitter or disappointed look
>The non pony prisoners, however, all cheer for your accomplishment
>”Anon! I saved you and your herd a spot!” Briinah called out
>Inacan hopped off and walked over
>Runa followed, but turned to you
>”Remember what you promised.” 
>You walked behind her, those words ringing in your head
>You sat down between Inacan and Runa; Briinah sitting across from you with Silver Jade on her side
“Hey, Jadey. How’s the warden?”
>”He’s...adjusting.” She took time to find the words.
>”Don’t sugarcoat it, love.” Briinah looks at her with a smile. “Was he crying like a newborn foal?”
>Silver Jade turned to her with an uncomfortable glare before sighing, resting her head in her arms, nodding
>”Hahahaha! Good, hopefully he’ll learn not to do such things again! How long until he gets out?”
>”About an hour. Things like what he said are usually thirty minutes but…” She raised her head and looked you in the eyes. “He insulted Anon in such a vicious way.”
“It really isn’t-”
>”Oh, definitely. I never seen Crowdy become so rowdy.” Briinah interrupted you.
>”I’ll be right back. I’m gonna get-” Briinah held her hands up at Runa
>”No need for that.” Briinah snapped her fingers and pointed at the nearest table of ponies. “You guys, fetch us our lunch.”

>”N-No. We’re not going to-”
>Briinah sighs and stands from her seat
>She goes up to the table and looms over the pony who spoke
>”I think I didn’t make myself clear. What I said wasn’t a question, but a command.” You heard her say in a rough tone.
>Smoke slowly flew from her mouth
>”Now, go fetch us some lunch. Meat for both me and Anon. His herd...uhh…” She looked back. “What do you guys want?”
>”Briinah, I’m not going to stand for this. I don’t want to be the tough guard anymore, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to stand by and let you bully them.” Silver Jade got up. “I’ll get my own lunch. You will, too.” 
>Briinah glared, but relented.
>”I suppose…” she closed her mouth and gulped a bit. 
>Smoke didn’t come out of her mouth anymore, but a sigh did escape
>And so did yours
“Thank you, Jadey. I’ll get you and Runa somet-”
>”No, I got it, too, Anon.” Runa got up and followed Silver Jade.
>You get the message and get up
>”You’ll give me some love while you eat, right, Anon?” Inacan gives you those puppy dog eyes
>It’s a refreshing sight
>And a cute one!
>You pet her head and nod as you walk to the lunch line

>The nerve of that big busted bitch!
>Not that she’s a diamond dog but still!
>Ugh...you must be Briinah
>You’re not gonna listen to that guard
>But it seems Anon and Runa are following her example
>The three of them are...discussing something…
>You turn to the pony and he shakes, going to the lunch line to get you what you want
>Darn pansies
>You sit back in your seat and rub your temples
>How are you going to reach Anon and Runa?
>Silver Jade is destroying your plans 
>Her hoity toity self and her sense of good is in the way to make Anon reach his full potential
>Maybe the Changeling can provide some sort of insight
“Inacan…”
>”That’s Queen Inacan, to you!” She glares. 
>You bite your tongue and sigh
“Queen...Inacan...you’re the second toughest now. Anon obviously being the first. Certainly, you must know-”
>”No. You may be a mysterious black suit dragon, but I’m not gonna fall for whatever wily charms you have. Anon’s mine, despite what fears I may have of him.”
>Huh...she’s afraid of him.
>”Inacan, come on.” Silver Jade called her.
>She hopped out of her seat and walked over to her herd
>”H-H-Here’s your food…” The pony trembled, putting your tray down in front of you

[A little one shot that I randomly made in between updates]

>"Now then..." Anon pushed you on the bed
>You landed with a nice and fluffy "POMF =3"
"Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed, Anon?" You click your beak nervously
>He holds down your claws and gives you little kisses along the nape of your neck
>"Now now, can't tell you. Spoilers." He gave a toothy smirk
>It was at this point that you weren't the predator, but the prey
>You flail around a little bit due to natural instincts, but you soften them 
>He wouldn't hurt you, after all
>Not with those hands on your belly
>He was your alpha
>And you were his-
"Ohhhoho that's not my belly!"
>You widen your eyes as you said that out loud
>In your daydream
>Anon gives you a weird raised eyebrow as he was about to bite in to his burger
>Inacan seemed to be blushing intensely but having a happy look
>Silver Jade looks you up and down with concern
>"Something the matter, Runa?" your minotaur friend asks
"Nothing! Nothing is wrong!" You go back to eating your lunch

[Back to our regular updates]


>She zooms away back to her table and you eat your chicken
>Eugh...cooked meat…
>Better than nothing
>You eat up the thing and huff
>You thought Anon and his herd would share your enthusiasm on taking over this place
>Two toughest prisoners were right under your thumbs and now they’re gone
>It’s definitely Runa and Silver Jade that’s hindering their full potential
>They’re going to have to be dealt with
>As well as making sure word travels that you took over land for the dragons
>Your father, Bruunah, would be proud
>A plan starts to formulate in your head
>Queen Inacan is quite fearful of him, but chooses to stay by his side
>For what reason, you might not know
>But you’ll have to play with that fear 
>Silver Jade didn’t want to be the tough guard anymore, so she’s slowly reclining to being soft
>Ugh…
>Maybe you can figure some way to make sure that doesn’t happen
>Find a way to make sure she embraces her tough side
>You won’t tolerate weakness in this prison
>The weak shall be slaves for the strong
>”Hey, Briinah, what happened to the human who helped you out?”
>You looked and saw your friend, Aylomay, sitting next to you
>She was a centauress, similar to Tirek
>But thankfully, she was no Tirek
>She may be weak in body, but in mind, she’s strong
“He, ahh, jumped ship. He and his herd couldn’t do it.”


>”A herd? He has a herd?” She put her shimmering bright hair into a ponytail
>You swear, she could blind the sun with that hair
“It was news to me but I didn’t care. He took over the prison in one crazy cuddle fest and now we’re calling the shots now.” You blushed a bit
>Aylomay cupped her chin softly and she gazed into your sky-blue eyes
>You blush a lot more from the stare
>In a few moments, she smirked and let go
>”You’ve fallen for him, haven’t you?”
“It was that obvious?” You hide your face from her
>You gasped and glared at her
“That was fucking cheap!” You nearly yell
>”Ohhohoho, that’s not my belly!”
>Thank goodness that was louder than your curse
>Which few of the inmates noticed, but paid you no mind
>Aylomay giggled and bit into her lunch ravenously
>She must’ve forgot about breakfast
>”Well, I may not have the answers yet, but do tell...anything to maybe get our little human to come to our side?”
>You blink and nod

“Alright...so, here’s the thing, Queen Inacan is fearful of Anon. Silver Jade doesn’t want to be tough anymore.” A snort comes from Aylomay. “And I think Crowd Control himself might have some affections for Anon after that whole cuddle fest and him screaming for Anon to save him from the time-out room.”
>The centauress rubs her pink arms a little 
>She picks at something, much to your chagrin
“I hope I didn’t explain all that just for you to not listen!” 
>”Oh, I heard. It’s just basic things. I thought this might’ve been a difficult task.” She sighed. “It’s easy. Annoy the hell out of Anon and Silver Jade that they’ll use force. Maybe Anon might slip and do something reckless that Queen Inacan will call it quits.”
>She scratched her hair a little and smiled, looking at the table Anon was sitting at. 
>“So, from that, and seeing his table, Runa is also a part of his herd?”
>You nod and she smirks
>A little more...little…
>She really loves what she’s seeing
>Sorta creepy
>”Actually, we can speed up this process of breaking apart this herd and having him back on our side. It’ll require a lot of planning. It’ll probably take me a little while. Maybe...tomorrow?”
“Deal. The sooner we get Anon on our side, the better.”

>Be Laffy Taffy
>All of those that were non-pony, you including, are somehow calling the shots
>You remember hearing the little lewd interactions with Anon and Crowd Control over the intercom
>Anon must have no shame at all
>Then again, he’s a freak
>Something that he takes pride in, you infer
>”A-A-And then she put me in the time-out room!” 
>But you don’t take pride in caring for someone with no boo-boos
>Granted, he was getting unwanted ear scritches and pets from Anon
>You sigh and rub your face carefully
>Don’t wanna smudge your makeup
>You’ve heard the whole story from beginning to now
“So, you basically got lucky with Anon.” You state as-a-matter-of-factly
>He blushes deep and nods a little
>”I just wish I didn’t call him a dirty aaaaaaaape!”
>Sigh, here come the waterworks
“Warden, if I may…”
>”G-go ahead.”
“Anon’s the toughest damned thing. What makes you think he’s gonna care?”
>He stays silent
>He seems to be pondering it in his head
>Ponies be damned
>Can’t use their brain after getting so high strung
“Not only that, but he cuddled the heck out of you where the whole prison heard it. Shouldn’t you be happy you got some before Silver Jade put you in time-out?”


>He slowly starts to smile
>”I got some…” He gets off the nurse’s couch and jumps. “I got some!”
>There he goes
>Happy warden is a lot better than sad warden
>”Thank you, Laffy! I’m gonna go find Anon and ask for more cuddles!”
“Well, Stockhoof Syndrome isn’t something you want to-”
>Aaaaaand now he’s gone
>You decide to close up shop for the moment to make sure he doesn’t get hurt
>With how the griffons, minotaurs, and changelings are treating the ponies, you’d rather he not get hurt and do something drastic
>But thankfully, the inmates just move aside and let the warden through
>”Anooon! Where are you?” He shouts through the halls
>”He’s outside, Warden!” One of the breezies shouted.
>”Thank you, Lima!” He trotted even faster to get outside
>When the both of you get out, you look around the yard and see no one
“Maybe he’s on the other side?”
>”Maybe...let’s check there!”
>Trudging through the hallway, you see a few glances your way
>Some think since they're messing with some of the ponies, they can get your attention
>Not a chance
>You have standards not to be with any of these inmates
>Just as you near the other side, you hear a bunch of yelling
>”...on, get down from there this instant!” 
>Oh boy, Runa is yelling at Anon
>You wonder what it might be about


>The both of you head outside and see the open bridge skyline to the recreational part of the prison
>Runa is standing on the clouds with Queen Inacan hovering a little bit away
>Anon is at the edge, eyeing the cloud with determination
>Silver Jade is by the mats, shouting at Anon
>Her shouting caused a ruckus and now there's a crowd
>Crowd Control does what he does best
>”Come with me, Laffy Taffy! We gotta stop this foal.” He said as he cleared the way somehow
>No words, just gentle pushing 
>The inmates, no matter what suit type, just cleared the way for him
>You'll never understand how cutie marks work
>But you move forward, staying behind him
>”Excuse me, pardon me, please.”
>Even gentle words
>You’d shout and never get results like this
>He gets what he wants and eventually, you both get to the front
>Anon is two stories high and about to jump on top of the cloud
>Well, try to…
>Crowd Control breathes in deeply
>”Anonymous! Just what do you think you're doing?!” 
>That's gonna hurt your ears for the rest of the day


>Be Runa
>As lovely as Anon may be, he is severely daring
>And it may as well be what'll kill him
“You cannot fly. Only griffons and pegasi, even changeling, are able to stand on clouds!”
>”I just have to try, dear Runa!”
>”Anon, you're gonna hurt yourself if you keep falling like this.” 
“Queen Inny is right.”
>”Anonymous! Just what do you think you're doing?!”
>Oh snap, it's the warden! 
>Three of you look down and see him, along with Laffy Taffy
>She seems to have an amused grin
>”Making history as the first human to stand with the gods!” He jumps to you
>He’s right next to you, only for a moment 
>Then he plummets to the ground
>”Whoooaaaa!” 
>You try to reach for him, but he slips from your grasp
>He's too close to the ground
>”No!”
“ANON!” 
>He hits the mat
>He sinks into them before he is launched back up 
>”WOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
>What?
>WHAT?!

>His feet touches the ground where he jumped and he grins
>”It’s just trampolines! It isn't gonna hurt!”
>You look down at the mats with trepidation
>Did they really bounce?
>”Okay, so I can't stand on clouds. Can't give me shit for trying, though.” Anon smiles and jumps again
>He reaches and nabs you from your platform
>You screech and caw as you plummet with him
>He holds you tightly and laughs as he sinks into the mat and it launches him back up into the air
>When you both get in solid ground, you hop out of his grasp
>That was scary but…
>His hold on you was so nice and comforting
>You wouldn't mind being held like that
>Queen Inacan was lucky to be held like that last night
>”Runa! Are you alright!?” Silver Jade calls from down below
>You shake your thoughts out and call out
“Yeah! I'm fine!” 
>You hear a grunting noise and see the warden climbing over the edge of the bridge on a ladder
>”Okay…*pant* Anon...you have got to stop this foalish tirade of yours! You're making the other inmates faint!” He glares at him
>”Aww, it's all in good fun! Hey, I got an idea! A bit for every jump I make and I have to hold the person paying me!” He chuckles.
>Well, considering he hasn't hurt himself, you don't think that's a bad idea
>”No, Anon! I will not-”
>”Just see for yourself!” Anon grabs the warden and runs toward the cloudy platforms

”ANON PUT ME-” 
>Too late
>Your screams echo throughout the yard
>You're Crowd Control, now
>And boy, it was a good run with life
>You shut your eyes and hold your breath as Anon leaps 
>The crowd gasps and cover their eyes
>”Please someone stop him!” 
>Silver Jade just watched in amusement as the both of you bounce back up
>Anon does hop back up on solid ground
>He plummets back down and he bounces again
>Again and again, but the height gets smaller
>Until the both of you lay on the mats
>Or...trampoline, as he calls it
>You shakily hop out of his grip and fall back on the grass. 
“Oh sweet Luna, Celestia, and the holy creator, what did I bring in this prison?”
>”A hot stud who not only cuddles well, but knows no fear.” Silver Jade mumbles
>You shudder away from Silver, but she smiles at you
>”You're lucky. I sometimes wish I was small so he could hold me like-”
>Anon creeps up from behind her and hugs her around her waist
>And effortlessly picks her up 
>"Hey! What are you-" He picks her up and climbs the ladder back up
>"My herdmates get a free ride on Anon's Trust Fall!" He shouts as he climbs it with one arm, the other holding her tightly
>Sweet Celestia, you really want his arms around you again

>”We’re doing this, Jadey! We’re making this happen!”
>”WAH! Wait, I was kidding! I have guard duties to-”
>”I can't hear you, I'm too busy making this happen!”
>Laffy Taffy helps you up to your hooves
“He's such a barbaric animal.” You huff after gathering your nerves
>”Stop denying that you like that.” Laffy kept that grin she had when she watched you fall with him. “I knew I forgot to tell you something.”
“Tell me what?” You cocked your head
>”That I had these bounce pads installed.” She sheepishly announced
“When did we have these installed? And right under my nose, too?!”
>You were fuming
>”Hey, now. I thought it was worth it. I mean, now non-flying creatures like us can sort of fly like the griffons and pegasi.”
>You stop and take that in
>To be honest, you've always wanted to fly with your pegasus friends
>Ehh, you’ll take her word with a grain of salt
>Laffy Taffy is a weird nurse, but she gets results
>Speaking of results, you need to get those cuddles
>Anon and Silver Jade hit the bounce pads and bounce a little bit before they stop
>He gets off and stands proudly while Silver Jade shakily gets up, holding on to Anon for support
“Hey, uhh, Anon, I was wondering if…”
>”Of course we can do lewd things.” He teased
>You blush hard and hit him in the shin
>He isn’t affected, but he laughs
>”I’m just jokin’ with ya, cmon.”
“Yeah...haha, that’s it…”
>He looks at you when you spoke with disappointment
>"Oh, you're serious?"
>You wish you stayed in that time out corner longer