>Birth defects
>Satyr is born
>Anon is accused to being a slut for having children out of wedlock
>A very confused Anon is forcibly married to the mother of the satyr
>The mother is Cadence
>Shining hates Anon's guts for 'seducing' his wife.

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>You are Shining Armour, and you are PEEVED.
>That bucking WHORSE Anonymous stole your mare away from you!
>You don't know how, or when, but the little slut sneaked into yours and Cadence's bedroom and seduced her.
>All your friends are encouraging you to leave your wife's cheating plot and to accuse her of raping you (just to ruin her reputation and to make it impossible for her to find another stallion), but you aren't one of those petty stallions.
>You and her are going to have a very long talk when your new "herdmate" arrives from Ponyville.
>You don't care how bomb-ass Anonymous's tea is; he is getting NO nookie from you, no ma'am.

>You are Anon, the confused and apparently-married.
>You came home one evening to a house with smashed windows and a small mob full of horn-magic magic-casting fucking MAGIC horses who were pointing their face-wands at you rather threatening.
>Seems that having children out of herd-lock is serious business here in horseland.
>You would have thought this wouldn't be relevant to you or your smashed-up house, but apparently you have a child in the Crystal Empire.
>This is strange because you've never had sex with a pony.
>Princess Twilight cleared things up and gave you money as compensation for your house (and "emotionally distressing a stallion"), but you could tell from her judgemental gaze that she disapproved of your out-of-wedlock not-yours baby.
>You know
>The one you didn't father.
>Long story short, you've just arrived at the Crystal Empire, and the Crystal Ponies there are all cheering that not only do they have a new Prince, but they also have a new herdmate for the "Princess of Love".
>Seems they were a bit bothered that the horse-goddess of love only had one partner.
>Your trip to the Royal Bedchambers is short and full of mares making you promise to tell somepony if Cadence doesn't treat you right.
>And then you open the door.
>Your new "brother-husband", Shining Armour, is standing on the bed on his hind legs.
>He's dressed in a slutty maid's outfit.
>Testicle-bra and everything.
>"You see this, you slut?! This is what you aren't getting! Look at what you can't have!"
>And then he started to helicopter his floppy horse dick at you.

>You know what?
>No.
>You've been forced out of your house.
>Had your closest friends reject you for something you didn't do.
>Had your FUCKING HOUSE broken by a bunch of uppity, tiny horses.
>Married against your will.
>Had a mutant spawn forced upon you because it inexplicitly looks like somebody took a human torso and shoved it onto a pair of horse legs.
>And now?
>Now you have your new herdmate swinging his dick at you like he fucking owns the place.
>You aren't gay, but you'll be GOD-DAMNED if you're going to let this little cross-dressing motherfucker walk all over you.
>NOT TODAY.
"Is THAT what you think, little horse?"
>You aggressively undo your belt and tear your pants down your legs.
>"Wh-what?"
>Shining has stopped his widdle dance and looks at you in confusion.
"That cock is MINE now!"
>You tackle the stunned pony and shove your dick RIGHT up his ass.
>Grabbing his big ol' horsecock with both hands, you angrily jack Shining off.
>By the lewd moans he's making, you don't think he hates this.
>"N-nooo~ Anawwhn, stop it!"
>He pushes his back into your chest as he says this, so you're pretty sure he doesn't mean it.
>Your frantic dick-tickling (and the prostate-poking) ensures that Shining cums buckets.
>Not too long after, you cum in his ass.
>It takes a few seconds while you enjoy the afterglow to realize that you just had gay horse-sex with a man-pony wearing a slutty maid's outfit.
>But you know what?
>You've established dominance today.
>From now on, YOU give out the dickings; NOT Shining.

>"...wow."
>That doesn't sound like Shining.
>You turn towards the door and fuck you tenderly, it's Cadence.
>....and she's got a hoof rubbing frantically at her horsecunt.
>Sick.
>But this doesn't mean that you're out of the woods yet.
>You flip Shining over so that he's sitting on your lap, your cock still buried deep within his ass.
>You grab his still-hard dick and start waving it around, much to the delight of Shining.
"You see this?!"
>You point Shining's dripping cock at Cadence, spraying her with pre-cum.
"This is MINE now! Not yours! Mine!"

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>You are Cadence
>Some weird monkey creature sneaked into your bedroom, drugged you, had sex with you, IMPREGNATED YOU, and gave you a strange mutant foal.
>And now...
>AND FUCKING NOW.
>He's stolen your horsebando from you.
>He's already taken so much from you
>BUT HE WON'T TAKE YOUR COCKMEAT AS HIS PLEASURE-PONY

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>You are Anon again
>Despite the pony in your lap being a dude and the cock in your hand being a penis, you're rock-hard right now.
>.....
>You miiiiight be a little bit bisexual.
>You've learned something new about yourself today.
>Fucking this horse sure has given you a new outlook on life.
>"Give me back my husband, you slut!"
>Bighorse charges at you but stops when you stand up and start thrusting again.
"Stay back!"
>You caress Shining's balls.
"Stay back or I'll make him cum all over you!"
>Nobody likes cum on their face.
>Nobody.

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>You are Shining.
>Anon sure has a bomb-ass P........enis.

>Be Cadence
>....this is actually really hot.
>You've only ever seen colt-on-colt action in your animus and mangos.
>Maybe you can share.
"No! Anonymous, DON'T fuck my husband in his tight ass! Don't jack him off in front of me!"
>You grind your cooter against the carpeted floor.
"And please~"
>You do your best to sound seductive, but you know that mares sound silly when they try that; only stallions can pull it off.
"Don't make him cum all over me."

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>Be Anon
>Fuck
>FUCK
>You didn't want this to happen
>All you did was fuck this horse to make sure he knew that you were the alpha
>And now his wife is here
>And she's getting off on it.
>And so are you.

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>Be Shining
>This weird colt may have impregnated your wife
>But he fucks REAL good.
>You'll tell Cadence that the two of you can keep him.

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And then they all fucked for the rest of the day.

The End.