>You are Anon again.
>Apparently tooting in one direction is assault here in Equestria.
>You wonder what would happen if you actually hit someone here.
>You are currently sitting in the wardens office again.

>"So Anon, Did or didn't she assault you early this morning?" 

"No Ma'am."

>She looks at you with a hint of distrust of what you are saying.
>"Then why did Happy Days confess to her crime this morning then?"

"It was an accident Ma'am."
>You did fell sorry for the mare and you didn't want to get her in trouble.
>Even if she does have a few screws loose.


>"An accident?"
>The warden shuffles same papers and flicks through them.
>"Here she admits to 'tooting' in your direction. Underneath the three yard limit. This is first class assault Anon."

>You have to think quickly.
>Even though you only known the mare for a day, you do like having her around.
>She does liven things up around here.

"It was provoked ma'am. I squeezed her flank."

>"Provoked?"

"Yes Ma'am."

>"Then it was self defense?"

"Yes Ma'am."

>"Very well I heard enough. I had a feeling Happy Days wasn't telling the whole story."
>The warden glares at you from behind her desk.
>"You are a very bad seed indeed Anon...."
>The warden lets out a sigh.
>"I hate authorizing such a cruel punishment. But for you Anon, causing a mare such distress I have no choice but to enact it."

>You gulp, shit you really done it now.
>The warden goes under her desk and starts rummaging for something.
>A half of second later she comes back up and places a coned party hat with the word 'silly' on it.
>"Anon, your punishment is going to be having to wear this hat."

>She starts to look upset but she takes a deep breath and hides it.
>"How can I be so cruel..."
>You hear her mutter under her breath.
>"You have to wear this for three hours. May Celestia have mercy on your soul."

>...
>Wut?
>A silly hat?
>What ever, with these punishments you are starting to feel this isn't death row at all.
>Yet you still wonder what happens at the end of the blue mile.
>You reach over and pick up the hat.
>You look ridiculous.
>The warden quickly ask you to leave, as she cant bare to see a living thing go through this.

>You close the office door behind you and make your way back to the cell.
>Other inmates peer around their doors as you pass.
>They call out to you, tell you to 'hold on in there' or 'What did you do to deserve this?'
>A few others bow their head in some sort of respect.

>You eventually made it back to your cell.
>You half expected for Happy Days to be move to a different cell.
>But she is currently standing in front of you bawwing her eyes out.

>"Anon! why! It should've been me wearing the silly hat! You don't have to do this."

"It's just a hat Happy Days. Beside I just got to wear it for three hours."

>"But but.."
>She blubbers out her speech.
>"How can you be so calm about this! This is a form of torture!"

"It's just a hat, Happy."

>You a engulfed in a ball of fur and feathers as you are tackled into a hug.
>As your cell mate cries on your shoulder you feel a wet patch of tears form on your shoulder.
>This mare...

"Come on Happy. This is nothing compared to what prisons do to you on earth."

>"You, You been to prison before?"

"Well, the closest I've been to prison was an holding cell. They kept me in there for about twenty hours."

>"Twenty hours!?"
>Happy Days look at you in awe.
>"What did you do? Did you steal something? Pull the tag off a mattress? Or or, were you a misunderstood vigilante on a mission of revenge and honor?"

"No, no and no. I got drunk. The cops took me in when they found me stumbling around the streets in the early hours of the morning. The twenty hours I practically slept through."
>"Wow...drunk and disorderly. It's hard to believe I'm sat here talking to such a... a... bad colt..."
>The pegasus starts to drool from the side of her mouth.

"Happy..."
>You snap your fingers in front of her face.
>She shakes her head as she snaps back to reality.
>"Oh- sorry..."

"Never-"
>You hear a guard shout out in the corridor.
>"Stand aside. Deaf Stallion Walking."
>You turn around and look out into the blue mile.
>You see two guards and a inmate make their way pass you.
>The inmate looks really anxious, he is shaking as he walks with his head hung low.

>You step out your cell and follow.
>Happy Days hovers behind you as she follows too.
>You have to find out what happens to these inmates when their time is up.
>More importantly what happens to you.
>A guard glances over his shoulder.
>"What are you doing prisoner?"

"Just talking a stroll."

>The guard looks suspiciously at you for a few moments. 
>"Very well. But you're not allowed to enter the room at the end of the corridor.

"Oh I have no intention to go in there."

>"Good."
>The guard trots a head and opens the door to reveal door curtains that's blocking you from looking in. 

>"In."
>The guard motions the inmate into the room.
>Taking a deep breath the inmate slowly enters .
>The guards follow him in and slam the door shut.

>"Anon, what are you doing?"
"Shhh..."
>You hush Happy Days and press your ear against the door.

>"Sit."
>You hear the guards voice.
>"Put the head set on him."

>You hear a female voice pipe up.
>"Any last words before you leave here?"

>"I hope to see my family again in my new life."
>You here the inmate reply.

>"Very well. Flick Switch! Send this bad seed to a new life."
>You hear a loud clank and some buzzing.

>"OH PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!"
>You hear the inmate scream.
>"I CAN'T TAKE IT! I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD PLEASE! DONT LET ME SUFFER THROUGH THIS!"
>You hear rattling as he screams. 
>It sounds like cuffs being pulled.
>"PLEASE...please don't....ugh....."
>The inmate falls silent.

>"Is he...?"
>You hear the female voice speak up again.

>"Yes. He's passed."

>"Very well, take him to the grounds to be collected by his family."

>"Ma'am."

>You feel you heart sink.
>Did you just witness an execution of a pony?
>You look over to Happy who has tears streaming down her face.
>"I'm scared."
"Come on, lets go back to our cell."