(old shit from months ago I'm stumbling across)

>Day estrus in Equestria
>Seems that one of your hate-friends has chosen you as her mate
>You say "hate-friend" because despite how obvious it is that they don't like you, they always stick around and do shit like buy you candy sometimes.
>A purple unicorn has teleported into your living room, carrying with her a stack of parchment and a few containers of ink.
>"G-get over here, Anon!"
>She's presenting her swollen, dark-purple pony pussy to you.
>Marecum is dribbling from her folds and pools around her feet.
>"I n-need to know if humans can p-procreate with ponies, a-and I'm most fertile during estrus!"
>She's blushing something fierce as she backs into you and grinds her rump on your crotch.
>"Just don't g-get any funny ideas, Anon."
>You shrug and unzip your pants.
>Never getting human pussy; might as well go for the next best sapient species.
>"I-if it weren't for my research, the m-mares and I would be off in town looking for a proper pony to mate with."
"Th-the mares? As in, plural?"
>You thrust inside of Twilight's dripping pussy, which spasms around your cock.
>"Y-yes! You know, the Elements! You know, the only other mares in this town who bother talking to you? They're holding off their own m-mating until I get the results back."
"....And they all want me to try and give them a child?"
>Twilight scoffs angrily and turns her head to glare at you.
>"Well, did you ever think that maybe they want a foal to raise? We had a discussion, and we came to the conclusion that there are worse stallions than you. We guess."
>Gee, thanks.
>"Now hurry up and finish! It's already been thirty seconds!"
>Have you got a surprise for them.
>[spoiler]It's your dick.[/spoiler]

>You are Anon, and oh GOD you dick is sore.
>You just want to stop.
>For five fucking minutes, you just want to STOP.
>Rainbow: "C'mon, Anon. I kn-new you were a f-filthy liar. 'Superior H-Human Stamina' my plot!"
>This is the fifth time you've cum inside Rainbow Dash, and she is one to fucking talk.
>This bitch rides your dick for thirty seconds before she comes, and then she acts like's Celestia's gift to men everywhere.
>She's the archetypical frat boy, only with a horsepussy instead of a dick.
>Every surface is covered in a mixture of sweat and marecum. The musk filling the air makes it difficult to think, so tracking the time is nearly impossible.
>In the time you've been in Twilight's library, you've explored almost every nook and cranny that these ponies have to offer.
>To your surprise, Applejack is the kinky one.
>You've NEVER seen saddles and riding crops used THAT way before.
>Now, the horse-fucking.
>The first few times were fun, but your body (and most importantly, your penis) is made of soft, delicate flesh.
>Pinkie: "Y-yeah.. ah... Anon... Jus'... jus' do it, 'kay?"
>Oh hey, she's awake again.
>Pinkie: "You faggot..."
>Rainbow's pussy is spasming around your cock again, so you pick up your pace and thrust extra-harOH NIGGERS
>shit shit shit FUCK NO THIS IS FINISHED NOW THANK YOU
>You pull your now softening member out of Dash, much to her loud dissatisfaction.
>You knew you'd been too rough.
>You've rubbed yourself raw and.... Yup.
>You are bleeding from your dick.
>oh fuck me that stings so badly
>Rainbow: "Anaawwwnnn... what's keeping you?"
>You don't say anything; you're too busy writhing in pain.
>Rainbow: "....Anon? You alright back there?"
>She roughly nudges you with her hind leg before turning around to see what's up.
>Rainbow: "We still need you to-is that blood?!"
>Several pony ears perk up at Rainbow's words, and Twilight immediately jumps up from her prone position and runs over to you.
>Twilight: "A-Anon! Are you alright?! Oh goodness, you're all torn up! Here, let me just-"
>She charges up her horn and a white box with a red cross on it appears in mid-air.
>Twilight begins to scold you while she treats your battle-worn member, the other ponies gathering around you in worry.
>Twilight: "Anon, you idiot. Why didn't you say anything if we were hurting you? How are you supposed to-"
"Ahh! Not so tight!"
>You're seeing stars.
>Fluttershy gently nudges Twilight away and begins to treat your wound much more gently.
>Pinkie: "Nonners, how are we supposed to party if you're not there?"
>That's almost sweet.
>Rainbow hovers nervously over you, a look of concern and anger on her face. You can see tears beginning to form in the corners of her eyes.
>Rainbow: "I-I-You could have gotten your gross human blood inside of my, Anon. That's disgusting!"
>That's not so sweet.
>Rainbow Dash roughly hits you on the arm and then perches on your shoulders, refusing to get off.
>Once your dick has been cleaned, disinfected, and gently covered up, Twilight lifts you up in her magic and deposits you onto her big, fluffy bed.
>Twilight: "If you think this gets you out of estrus-duty, then you're sorely mistaken."
>She and the girls all jump up on the bed, each one carrying an item in their hooves or with their magic.
>Fluttershy has an ice pack; Rarity has a pitcher of water; Applejack has a fluffy pillow; Rainbow Dash has a plushy made in her own likeness; and Pinkie has a basket full of cupcakes.
>Twilight: "You're not leaving this bed until you're well-rested and all healed up, Anon. Me and the girls will make sure of it."
>The girls all cuddle up against you; Twilight laying on your chest. Everypony closes their eyes and tries to fall asleep.
>You close your eyes as well, and a moment later you feel a pair of lips press against your sweaty forehead.
>"Dummy..."