>Day 12 in Equestria
>Be sent to pony prison for accidentally killing a Yellow horse upon arriving
>You were hungry and hadn't eaten in days
>When you finally stumbled across an unsuspecting animal, you just had to take the chance provided
>Bad thing is, that chance led the local populace to find you sucking the grilled bones of the yellow pony outside of her hut
>How were you supposed to know that the world you were transported to was inhabited by sentient horses with a sense of community?
>Well, after a full day of being scolded by the largest white horse for killing an "Instrument of Harmonica" or something like that, you were sent here as punishment
>It was either this or be turned to stone
>You have never been to jail, but the idea of going there sounds scary
>The "Scared Straight" episodes go through your mind as you imagine exactly what prison will be like, especially in a place where sentient horses rule the land
>As you imagine all of the horrors of this prison you are being sent to, the driver of the prison wagon seems to make a detour and stop at some sort of colorful bright castle
"W-Why are we stopping?"
>The bus driver looks at you like you have three heads
>"What are ya' talkin' 'bout? Obviously we are stoppin' 'cuz we're at our destination."
>You stop and try and take in what he means by that
"What?"
>"I said, it's your stop. Now get off the bus."
>You look back out the window and give the colorful castle-like structure a better look
>The windows of the building is indeed covered in bars, and the building itself surrounded by large fences, but it looks like the entire building was created by a Kindergartener who was mashing MegaBlocks together to make a make-shift giant tower... castle... thing
"You're shitting me, right?"
>"Nope. Havin' regrets? Well ya' know the sayin'; ya' do the crime, ya do the time. Now git outta here b'fore I hafta call over an attendant to escort ya out."
>Confused to all Hell and back, you just listen to the driver and start to walk off the bus
>Suddenly a tiny blue horse with a yellow mane and a birdcage tattoo on her thighs appears, giving you a huge smile
>"WELCOME TO THE MAXIMUM SECURITY PONY PRISON INSTITUTION OF FRIENDSHIP; or MMSPPIF! MY NAME IS FREEDOM KEEPER AND I WILL BE YOUR WARDEN THIS EVENING! I HOPE WE WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME TOGETHER!"
>Mother of god, she is fucking loud and energetic
>"FOLLOW ME AND WE WILL GET YOU SITUATED WITH SOME OF THE OTHER PRISONERS SO WE CAN ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME HERE TOGETHER!"
>Your ears ring as she speaks, feeling a little wet
>Did she cause your ears to bleed with only that little of speaking or are you just imagining things
"Please keep it down.."
>"OH MY! I CAN'T WAIT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO CLEVER JOE! HE IS SUCH A... CLEVER... ONE! HA! GET IT?!"
>You nod your head as you start to follow the pony, keeping your ears plugged the entire time
>As you approach the building you notice that the only parts of it that are not colorful are the iron bars on the windows, the large fence surrounding the facility, and the massive steel doors that lay before you
>"NOW WE ARE GOING TO ENTER THE BUILDING! PLEASE KEEP UP AND MAKE SURE TO SIGN IN AT THE FRONT! WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT THE GUARDS KNOW YOU ARE HERE!"
>The massive doors start unlocking over the next minute or so
>Cogs and other grinding gears are able to be heard as the door fully unlocks itself to allow you and your shrill voiced warden to enter
>When you walk inside, you see a massive area that is much less colorful than the outside; all white tiles and large glass reception area that reminds you of the entrance of a hospital you once went to as a kid
>As you walk inside, towards the front counter, the doors start to close and lock themselves again behind you
>You aren't sure, but whatever they have in here, they must not want out based on how impenetrable that door seems
>The door slowly closes and you start to walk towards the front desk to sign your name on the clipboard held by a brown pony in a guard uniform
>As you look on the sign in sheet, you notice that some of the names seem to be written in different languages, or at least use weird incomprehensible symbols instead of normal pony letters (which are coincidentally, English)
>You just assume that this means you will have some exotic prison-mates as you fill in your name on the dotted line
>"GREAT! NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT ALL SETTLED, LET'S GO TO THE DINING HALL! IT IS CURRENTLY LUNCH TIME FOR THE PRISONERS! I HOPE THEY MADE TACOS! YUM!"
>Lordy Christ all mighty, you couldn't hate another creature as much as you hate her right now
>Fucking annoying horse
>You really hope that none of the other ponies will be like this one
>Or... maybe you do hope they will be
>As you follow the warden into the Dining Hall, you see a wide variety of creatures sitting down and eating, conversing, and seemingly having a good time
>While most of them were smaller than you, like the ponies only being about half your size, there were others that were taller than you by almost double your size
>The biggest one in the room had to be a big dragon looking creature with black scales and big red eyes; the only real defining feature past that it had was a massive scar going diagonally across its face
>Whoever that creature is, you don't want to fuck with him
>"ATTENTION! ATTENTION! EVERYONE IN THE DINING HALL PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!"
>OH GOD DAMNIT
>Seriously, you are never prepared for that and it is your ears that suffer for it
>"WE HAVE A NEW PRISONER THAT WILL BE JOINING US TODAY! HIS NAME IS ANONYMOUS AND HE WILL NEED A BUDDY TO HELP ESCORT HIM AROUND AND TEACH HIM HOW THIS PLACE WORKS! ANY VOLUNTEERS?!"
>The room goes silent and a few hands/hooves/claws are raised in the crowd
>Oh god, it is mostly the creatures that are larger than you that are raising their hands; they must want to make you their bitch
>Why did you have to be sent to prison with a bunch of horrorish nightmares?
>Out of the individuals raising their hands you see a bull demon creature, a giant snake, and a few other misfit creatures
>You look down at the warden and beg her
"Please don't put me with them. Let me choose my own partner, like that guy."
>As you say that, you point towards a tiny glasses wearing pony that obviously must have come here for some sort of nerdy crime, like tax evasion or something stupid like that
>In the movies it is always the nerdy one that is the best companion to have anyways, it sounds like the best choice for you
>"NO ANONYMOUS! THAT WON'T DO AT ALL! LOOK AT ALL THESE HAPPY PONIES HERE THAT WANT TO HELP LOOK AFTER YOU!"
>She sits and ponders for a moment
>"ACTUALLY, THERE ARE TOO MANY! I SAY WE THROW YOU IN A RANDOM DIRECTION AND THE PONY YOU LAND ON OR CLOSEST TO WILL BE YOUR NEW PARTNER!"
>That sounds much more preferable over the choices you currently have
"YES! LET'S DO THAT!"
>Freedom Keeper audibly squees happily
>"AH! I AM GLAD YOU HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOUR ENTHUSIASM! LET'S DO THIS NEW FRIEND!"
>She waves over the big black dragon towards you
>"HELLOOOO! YOO HOO~! FLIZZY! MIND COMING OVER HERE AND HELPING US OUT?!"
>As she yells over at the dragon, he just sighs, with a huge puff of smoke coming out of his mouth, and slowly walks over to you
>You start screaming internally as you imagine getting hurled across the room by this behemoth
>Why did you even think this was a good idea in the first place? Were you really THAT afraid of a few demon like creatures being left in charge of your safety?
>...Yes, yes you were actually
>But still, this is even more horrifying
>As the creature stomps its way towards you, each step making an audible BANG, you reevaluate every choice you have made in your life that has led you to this moment
>The big dragon comes over to you and clamps its claws around you
>The stern face on this creature a bit more than twice your size as it held onto you made your mind go blank
>...
>It starts to lift you off the ground
>...
>You can feel it getting ready to throw you as its muscles tighten up
>...
>AND...
>Your brain reboots
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>You scream like a little girl as the dragon throws you up into the air and you hit across the padded ceiling and back towards the ground
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!"
>You continue to scream as your feel your guts shifting around while hitting off the padded ceiling to hurl you towards a giant green slime thing
>"OH! HE'S MINE!"
>You hear it say as it run over to catch you
>But instead of the slime creature catching you, you instead hit off of it and bounce back towards the ceiling
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH~!!!!!"
>You continue screaming without stop, your iron lungs refusing to give out
>You hit the padded ceiling once again and your breath is knocked out of you when you whack your back really hard off of an exposed bump left by the small holes in the ceiling for the lights to shine through
>No more screaming, only falling
>As you resign yourself to whatever fate you have in store for you, you see yourself falling towards the giant dragon that originally threw you
>Oh god! You are on a direct collision course!
>You start twisting and trying to throw yourself in another direction, to no avail
>The dragon puts up its clawed hand and catches you; twisting its body to swing you safely into a position where it can use both its arms to fully grab you
>During this whole football special catch session the dragon has with your body, the rest of the prisoners give an angry response
>"Awww! Flizzy cheated again!"
>Most of the responses are incomprehensible to you as you are being caught, but you can tell the crowd isn't pleased
"I-I'm gonna vomit..."
>You say as you feel a wave of extreme nausea come over you
>"WE HAVE A PARTNER FOR THE NEW PRISONER!"
>As you start to regain yourself, you slowly seem to come back into a realization of where you are
>"Hey man, you alright?"
>A high pitched voice, a slight bit raspy, asks you a question from somewhere real close
>You don't answer, as you are using your energy to fully recover from that amusement park ride and a half
>"SO! FLIZZY HAS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF TAKING THE NEW PRISONER AROUND AND SHOWING HIM THE ROPES! CONGRATULATIONS! ALL OF YOU GO BACK TO HAVING A GOOD FUN TIME AND I WILL BE IN MY OFFICE! FEEL FREE TO PAGE ME IF YOU NEED ME!~"
>By the time you fully regain yourself, the warden is gone from the room
>As you end up being in a fully conscious state again, the first thing you see when you look up is..
>IS!
>*PUFF*
>A huge cloud of smoke comes from the dragon's nose all over your face as you realize you are being held in a princess cradle by the huge dragon that sent you on a joyride in the first place
>"So... You alri--"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
>You start screaming again, upon the realization that your bootyhole was going to likely be the sheath for a huge dragon cock soon enough; and that is if you were lucky and he ended up liking you
>"Hey, shut up!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
>"SHUT UP!"
>The rest of the crowd ignores this now, they lost interest after not getting to be your tour guide partner
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
>"I SAID..."
>The giant dragon flips your body around, causing you to do a full 360 degree body rotation in less than a second, catching you back in your original princess cradle position
>"...please be quiet."
>You are stunned by that sudden body rotation and you completely stop screaming in the face of apparent death
>"You done now?"
>...
>Wut?
>The dragon's voice... it is high pitched and raspy, kinda like the voice you somewhat heard while drifting in and out of consciousness
>Dragons have this sort of voice? You expected it to be deeper and more full of bass, especially with this guy's size
"Uhhhhhh...."
>"Hey, so I guess I am your prison partner now."
"Y-Yeah?"
>"Yeah. So, I had a few before, but they aren't here anymore. As long as you keep it down with the screaming, we aren't going to have any problems."
>The dragon drops you from its hold and helps you regain your balance
>"I get enough loud stuff from the stupid warden after all."
"Y-Yeah?"
>The dragon gives you a look that lacks amusement
>"Yeah."
>The dragon turns you towards the exit and starts to walk you out slowly
>"I must have thrown you harder than I thought. Hopefully I didn't break you already."
"Uhhhhh...."
>You just stumble along side the dragon as he walks you out the door
>...
>After a couple of hours of walking you around the entire prison system and just showing you a few of the facilities without actually explaining anything about them, you two get heading back to the Warden's office to get assigned a bunk
>You have to say, for a dude that is so massive and intimidating on first sight, this dragon is extremely chill
>You didn't expect that at all
>Another thing you didn't expect was the fact that this prison system was pretty much devoid of any real security; it seemed more like a giant school with everything held inside than a prison
>Out of all of the places you went in those two hours with the dragon not a single one had any sort of security system
"Hey, so... dragon."
>"Yo dude, my name is Flizzy. Shoulda heard it from the warden. I prefer you use that over 'dragon'."
"Sorry. So... Flizzy, how well guarded is this place?"
>"About as well guarded as you would expect from a super high security prison."
"But there were no guards anywhere. It doesn't seem very secure at all."
>Flizzy gives out a snort chuckle and whacks you on the back
>"Ha! Why would there be guards inside? We are already contained in here, why would they need any? There are a few near the exits if that is what you are talking about."
"No. I mean, what if some of the prisoners get into a fight? Where are the guards to break up a riot?"
>Flizzy just pats you on the head and rubs around your hair while continuing to give out a little chuckle
>"Hehehe~. Man, you really know nothing about any of this prison's systems. Okay, so outside there are fences. You probably saw them on your way in, right? Well those fences have magic coursing out of them around the facility, forcing all creatures into a non-aggressive state. The prisoners are all under this spell's effects, making it so we are not able to purposely harm each other or attempt to escape. Pretty much, not much need for guards when prisoners aren't able to beat the crud out of each other."
>Flizzy then looks down at you and gives you a gentle smile that you wouldn't expect off of such a scary face
>"Either way, why would we hurt each other in the first place? We are all pretty much family here."
>As you are about to reply, she takes her hand off of your head and opens the door to the Warden's office
>"OKAY! LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO ARE WELL ACQUAINTED NOW!"
>Flizzy just gives a joking semi-salute and replies to the Warden casually
>"Yup, Anon and me are good friends now.~"
>Flizzy looks down upon you and puts a hand on your shoulder, giving you a slight nudge
>"As long as Anon here is still cool with me after the fun ride I sent him on."
>You know, you really can't hold it against Flizzy that much
"Naw. We are cool bro."
>Flizzy gives you a funny look and just replies in mocking manner
>"Yeah BRO. We are cool."
>This kinda confuses you, but you don't have enough time before splitting headache pony interjects
>"GOOD! I AM SUPER HAPPY FOR YOU TWO THEN!"
>She looks down at her documents, writes some stuff in, then looks back up towards Flizzy and you
>"THEN ONCE YOU TWO ARE SUCH GOOD... BROS... YOU CAN BE CELLMATES TOGETHER NOW! FLIZZY NEEDS A NEW ONE AFTER THE LAST ONE WENT AND EXPLODED, AFTER ALL."
>Hang on, exploded? Wot?!
>You look over at Flizzy worryingly
>Flizzy just has his head down looking the other way
>You can't tell what expression Flizzy has, but the fact he is looking away from the both of you makes you believe that the warden isn't lying
>"SO! IT'S OFFICIAL! YOU TWO ARE ROOMMATES! HOOOOOW FUN! YAY!"
"Hang on... What was this about exploding?!"
>"YES YES! ALL IN TIME! NOW IT IS TIME FOR CURFEW! YOU BEST GET TO BOTH OF YOUR GUYS' CELLS BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE OR YOU WILL BE DOCKED BROWNIE POINTS FOR BROWNIES THIS WEEKEND!"
"No... Seriously, what was that about the -- oomf!"
>While you attempt to get the details, Flizzy grabs you with an arm and scoots you out the door
>"Don't worry about it man, let's just go get us some shut eye."
>Flizzy's previous levity is now completely gone as you are pushed out the door
>Deciding it best not to keep asking unnecessary questions that will obviously not be answered today, you decide to postpone the questions
>You turn around and start manually walking your way towards your cell, Flizzy's hand still on you to help guide you
>"OH! AND ANON!"
>You turn around
>"PLEASE BE NICE TO HER! SHE HASN'T BEEN TOO LUCKY WITH CELLMATES!"
>You just give a nod to the warden and continue walking in silence with Flizzy
>...
>Keep walking
>...
>Wait...
>What was that?
>Wait?
>WHAT?
"Her? She?"
>You ask out loud to yourself, but then shift your gaze towards Flizzy, as if asking HER
"YOU'RE A GIRL?!"
>Flizzy stops and looks at you like you are the biggest idiot in the world
>"UHHH! DUH!"
>WHAT?! SHE IS A GIRL?!
"HOW?! WHAT?! WHY?!"
>"Are you an idiot? Please don't tell me my new cellmate is one of those dumb types."
"YOU CAN'T BE A GIRL!"
>That seems to irritate Flizzy
>"Oh really, why NOT?"
"Because isn't that illegal or something? You're not allowed to have girls and guys together in prison. It is dangerous I thought."
>Though, the ones at risk would be the guys with her, you would think; she is easily the largest creature you have seen all day
>"Why would it be illegal? Dude, you are making no sense right now."
>You start stuttering you are so visibly shaken
>How can she even ask this?
"Y-You know! R-RAPE! That sort of stuff! Why wouldn't it NOT be illegal?!"
>Flizzy is showing almost as much confusion as you are now
>"Rape? What in Celestia's name is a rape?"
>...
"Y-You can't be serious, can you?"
>"HEY! I am NOT the idiot here right now. Obviously the stupid one is you for assuming I was a guy AND that some stupid rule exists for chicks and dudes not to share a prison together!"
"RAPE! YOU CAN'T PUT THEM TOGETHER BECAUSE OF THE DANGERS OF ONE OF THEM GETTING RAPED!"
>You are visibly angry now
>How can she not know of rape? Is she fucking with you right now?
>"Seriously, I don't know what a rape is, but I can't imagine why the prison wouldn't be able to house both genders because it had one of those."
>You face palm fucking hard
"No! Rape isn't an object, it is an action! It is very bad!"
>"Really, well what is this 'rape' and why is it so bad? Huh?"
"Well obviously rape is..."
>Wait... if she doesn't know what rape is, do none of these creatures know what rape is? Do they maybe have a different word for it?
>If you tell her what rape is, could this backfire and teach the prison a new thing that could put your booty at risk?
>Should you tell her or should you keep it to yourself?
>Choices choices...
>...
>Fuck it, you are an American
>Americans have always been notorious for gathering information and doing risky things even if for no reason at all
"W-Well... You see..."
>"Come on dude, either spit it out or shut up."
>You stare at the behemoth of a beast in front of you and start clenching your butt as you tell her
"You know what sex is, right?"
>Flizzy laughs
>"Ha! Do I know what sex is? You are speaking to the Alpha Female of her group; I was young but adventurous! All of the boys wanted a piece of what I was giving."
>She doesn't seem skittish at all around the subject, maybe you are making too big of a deal about it
"Well... Rape is when two individuals have sex, but one of the individuals involved didn't want it."
>Flizzy scratches her head in confusion
>"Huh? Well if they don't wanna have sex, why are they having sex? That doesn't make any sense."
"Because rape is when one individual FORCES another to have sex, even if they don't want it."
>"What? That sounds extremely selfish. Why would somepony do that?"
"Well, because one of them does want it and they either don't want to try to get it through making the other love them or the other will never love them, so they force them to do it even when the other person doesn't want it; either through violence, coercion, or any other thing that could force someone to do something they REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO."
>Flizzy gets angry and lifts you up by your neck
>"WHAT?! AND YOU'RE SAYING YOU HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE?! YOU ARE SCUM!"
>Coughing and hacking, being choked by a grip that should easily break your neck if it weren't for the pacification field, you attempt to speak, but can only do so weakly
"I... I have never.."
>Flizzy drops you and punches the wall, leaving a hole in the tile; apparently the pacification magic doesn't stop them from breaking things that aren't living
>"So they keep them apart because the alphas would find a way to 'rape' others that did not want it?"
>Welp
>You guess you weren't making "too big of a deal out of it" after all
>It is actually a relief she is acting this way, if she used this new concept herself there would likely be nobody able to stop her
"Yeah... That is pretty much it, that is why I didn't expect it."
>Flizzy walks with you back to your guys' cell
>"So. Now that you know that I am a female, are you going to attempt to 'rape' me?"
>She scowls at you, she obviously really doesn't like the fact you are even associated with such a term
"N-No. Of course not. I would never."
>Honestly, you could go for some poon, but she would tear you apart in an instant if you ever tried to force anything upon her
>Nobody is THAT desperate, especially when their partner would be an animal that looked like the child between a flying alligator and Satan
>...Though now that you look at her as a HER...
>Hmm...
>"Stop staring at me!"
>She growls at you
>Oh shit.
"Not staring, I am going to bed."
>You jump up on top bunk, you always get top bunk
>Though as soon as you get on
>"Oh no you don't."
>She grabs you and throws you off top bunk, jumping on herself
>"Top bunk is for alphas."
"Oh really?"
>You can take some shit, but ain't no woman gonna steal your top bunk!
>You jump on her and attempt to throw her off of the bunk, only to get a large dragon butt rolling on your face
>OH GOD! YOU CAN'T BREATHE!
"MMMMPH!"
>Flizzy starts laughing
>"Top bunk is for alphas I said! Say uncle!"
>She constantly keeps slightly jumping up and down, bouncing her butt up and down on your head and back
"Son!"
>BOUNCE
"Of!"
>BOUNCE
"A!"
>BOUNCE
"BITCH!"
>As she goes down again to bounce on your head, you thrust your head down and your back up, putting your body in a position where she hits you and accidentally rolls off you like a ramp
>"AAH!"
>Flizzy falls off the bed and whacks face first onto the floor
>You stick your head off the bed and taunt her
"So who is the alpha now?"
>You start laughing to yourself
>"You little!"
"Oh shit..."
>You realized you have been poking the bull this entire time
>Maybe you shoulda just given up top bunk
>The giant dragon hops back up on top of you and lets out a loud roar
"OH GOD NO!"
>As Flizzy positions herself on top of you, like a beast pouncing upon their prey, she stares at you for a few seconds and then..
>POUNCE
>The large black figure thrusts herself upon your tiny form and you are engulfed by an embrace of scales
>"Ahahahaha~!"
>Instead of roaring, though, you hear the big black dragon laughing, as she turns herself and you around on the bed
>You are laying on her lap and she is holding you like a person would hold a teddy bear on their chest
>"Fine Fine. There is enough room in this cell for two alphas I guess."
>Flizzy gives you a large jagged smile, her big razor sharp teeth in clear sight
>She continues to laugh as she holds you on her
>Her laughing is contagious and you start bursting out laughing
>For the next few minutes, the two of you just have a good time laughing
>The thought of being transported to a foreign world, being in prison for murder, and being literally in the arms reach of a creature able to rip you to shreds with no trouble all fade from your mind
>You are just having a good time now
>The sort of time you never were able to have back in your own world
>Maybe all of this happening wasn't so bad, this is pretty fun after all
>As the laughing dies down and you feel sleepiness start to overtake you, you hear Flizzy ask you something in a hushed tone
>"So, I have already guessed you are not from around here. I have never seen a creature like you before. What sort of terrible place did you come from where that 'rape' thing is practiced?"
>You sigh and reply in a similarly hushed tone
>"A place FAR AWAY. I don't know how I got here, but I honestly can say I don't regret it so far. And if it is any consolation, we hate 'rape' as much as you do, that is why it is considered one of the worst crimes."
>You feel some ash fall on your chest as Flizzy breathes in and gives a sigh of relief
>"Yeah. I am glad to know you aren't like that."
>Flizzy puts her hand on your head and starts brushing rubbing your head and brushing your hair with her claws
>"I am glad I decided to throw you in a way that you would bounce back to me."
>Hang on, she did that on purpose?
>...
"Heh. Well I would have preferred you just gently toss me up rather than turn me into a human bouncy ball."
>Flizzy repeats what you said
>"Hyooman. Huh... So that is what you are."
>Flizzy continues to rub your head and play with your hair, which feels really good
>"Well, it is nice to get to know you hyooman."
>And here it is!
"Yo dude, my name is Anonymous. I prefer you use that over 'human'."
>You laugh as you say that
>She laughs in kind and replies in her decently high pitched, but gently gruff, voice
>"Yeah. Well good night Anonymous."
"Good night Flizzy."
>As you go to sleep, head being pet, sharing a single bunk, sleeping cuddled up with a monster from another world over twice your size, you think about prison life and how it won't be too bad as long as you have your "BRO" here with you to make it pretty great

- END OF PART I -