>Be Anon
>You are in prison
>You are being led by a tiny talking horse with wings
>You only arrive 8 hours ago and now you are heading to a maximum security prison for something stupid
>You were walking home from a long day at your job when you tripped and fell into a ditch
>You must have blacked out and started dreaming because you KNOW there are no forests where you live
>After walking around and trying everything from flying to destroying the universe you finally convince yourself that you aren't dreaming
>After finally exhausting your energy you looked through your pockets

>Digging around in your pockets you find a lighter, a 8-ounce Bottle of scotch and a roll of toilet paper
>Seeing the toilet paper you realize you haven't taken a deuce in 4 days
>You run behind the nearest bush pull your pants around your ankles and drop a log.
>Unrolling some of the toilet paper you begin to wipe the dysentery from your anal cavity, being careful not to get aroused by the wiping of your butthole
>Pulling up your pants and putting the now noticeably smaller roll back in your pockets you turn around to throw the toilet paper away and see...
"the fuck?!"
>...
>.....
>.......
>There are six colorful horses coming closer behind you...
>And a dirt road...
>How the fuck did you not notice that!
>As the colorful horses come closer you, you notice that they are quite small standing just about your mid-thigh
>".......rrrrrrrrrrr...."
>A low growling noise is made from a creature to your left
>As you turn to look you see a set of yellow eyes peer out from behind the bush you just defecated on.
>"grrrrrrrr...."
>Another low growling this time behind you.

> Deciding you have nothing better to do you begin to do the dance of your people
> Looks like those martial arts you took in Brazil will finally come in handy
>You start of with some simple swaying motions and begin flailing your arms
>The beats in the bush begin to come out and you see..
>...
>.....
>.......
>brain.exe has shutdown. Restart? Y/N
>Y
>....
>whatthefuckisgoingon.wav
>Oh yeah
>You were acting like a sperg and then a creature that looked like a chimera came out of the bushes
>well it looks like its...
>OSHITNIGGERWTF!WHYDOESTHATEXIST!WTFISGOINGON!WHYISTHISHAPPEINGTOME!WHATDIDIDOTODESERVERTHIS!DEARGODWHY!WTFBBQ!
>There is a creature standing in front of you
>It has the head and body of a lion, the tail of a scorpion, and a set of bat wings.
>Even though the thing only came up to your chest, that stinger looked like it could do some damage, if not for the teeth and claws.
>"Grrrrrrrrrrr.....grrrrrrrr"
>The beast growls before running at you, flapping its useless wings
>Deciding now is a good time to run you sprint down the path in a manner that would make a Kenyan jealous.
> Running faster than you ever have before you keep going and...
> face-plant in the dirt because you weren't looking where you were going and tripped on the little white horse.
>You pick yourself up and look at the now crying horse.
>Crying horse
>Ok now you aren't even sure if you are on the same planet.
>Looking around you decide to....

>Opening the bottle you fill your mouth with scotch and your lungs with air
>Taking out the lighter and flicking it open you press down on the flint until you get a flame
>Lifting the lighter to your mouth you spew flames forward at the last second
>The beast has no time to avoid your six-foot alcoholic fire breath of death
>Oh god
>Your face is burning!
>Flicking the lighter closed you let the flames disperse before spitting out the rest of the scotch
>Inhaling a breath of air you look at the now flaming beast running in circles
>Hey uh Anon this is your brain uh that beast is on fire
>Yeah i know
>Oh ok do you think we can eat it?
>I dunno maybe, why?
>Cause we haven't eaten since this morning. o ok
>Looking around you find the little horses comforting the white one
>You make your way over and
>*snap*
>A twig snaps under your foot
>OHSHITNIGGER!WTFBBQ
>The little horses form a semi circle around you
>The then begin to whinny and knicker...
>Look at the one currently in front of you, You notice a horn and a magenta stripe.
>Ok then so unicorns exist here
>looking at the little horse next to it you see wings and...
>Some kind of blue gay pride pegasus
>Ok then so you are in a forest with unicorns and pegasuses, pegasii? pegasi? who cares how you pronounce it. You live in Armarillo so there are very few forests.
>You also graduated the first grade so you know that unicorns and pegasi are NOT real.
>You look back to the purple unicorn in front of you and notice its horn glowing
>Your vision quickly becomes purple and then returns to normal.
>The purple horse looks at you like something was supposed to happen

>You stare back at the purple horse and wonder what the fuck that light was
"hey umm..."
>Brain: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
>I'm trying to talk to a purple horse
>Brain:WELL STOP!
>Ok just don't yell
>Brain: Ok now lets take a look at what is around us
>Looking around you see you are surrounded by horses, unicorns and pegasi
> There are two unicorns in front of you, a pegasus to your left, a pink horse to your right and behind you an orange horse. The yellow one looks like its crying over the beast
>The purple unicorn in front of you is standing protectively in front of the white horse
>Brain: Take a closer look at the white one
>Looking closer you see a scrape on its elbow and a horn on it's head.
>Ok so a unicorn
>And it has a scraped elbow
>And you are surrounded by colorful horses
>And now the purple ones eyes are glowing white...
>And now it is levitating.
>and now there is a tiara on its head!
>AND NOW ALL THE OTHER HORSES HAVE NECKLACES
>ANDNOWTHEYAREALLLEVITATINGAND GLOWING ANDBLASTINGYOUWITHABIGSCARYBEAMOFLIGHT
>Your life is flashing before your eyes and it's BORING
>Oh wait nothing happened huh...
>Well then...
>Brain:Hey uh Anon?
>Yeah?
>Brain:Well I thought you should know that the Orange horse has decided to kick you
>Oh ok. thanks brain! You can take a nap now if you want


>Be Cadence
>You are in bed right now reading your favorite novel.
>Your husband is off doing husband things and you are here in bed reading
>Being the princess of love is hard work!
>Reading through the book it gets to the most suspenseful part!
>Berry Tart just told Pastry Cutter that she was being mean!
>Oh my!
>Pastry Cutter just apologized to Berry Tart
>And then they became friends again!
>Wow that was a long book!
>It was a whole 28 pages!
"hhhhmmm...."
>You sigh in content.
"I can't wait till the next book!"
>a guard runs into your room
>"Your grace! Shining armor has a booboo on his left elbow!"
>Oh no!
>Booboos were serious!
>It could really hurt!
"Bring me to him!"
>The guard nods his head and escorts you to the Clinic
>A bright flash of light catches your eye and you look to the right.
>There is a large amount of love and harmony coming from that direction
>And a large rainbow
>You shrug it off as just The Elements of Harmony doing their job
>Entering the clinic you see your husband with a HUGE bandage on his elbow
>The bandage was about the size of your cutie mark!
"Ooh shinny..."
>Your husband looks at you with tears in his eyes.
>That booboo must hurt REALLY REALLY bad
"I'm...*sniff*...so...sorry"
>Brain?
>Brain:Yes cadence? This is Brain.
>What would Beary Grylls do in this situation?
>Brain: Probably drink her own pee
>Ok what would she do after that?
>Brain:Comfort the injured person.
>Walking over to your husband you give him a pat on the back
>He stops crying and looks at you
>"Thanks Cadence!"
>For now 
>Comfort
>Later 
>Snuggles
>l-lewd

>Be Rarity
>Your friend Twilight just stopped by
>She began to chat your head off about strange lights coming from the Everfree
"Twilight while I do think that exploring is fun I just can't go! All these orders won't make themselves!"
>"But Rarity! The princess sent a letter that demands all of us go!"
"What ever do you mean by all of us?"
>"Argh! Weren't you listening? The Everfree is extremely dangerous! We need all of the elements to be there in case all the lights in the forest are some kind of super villain!
>Picking up your needle carefully you thread the string through.
>You had to take 3 years of classes to learn how to use a needle and thread in a way that you wouldn't get a booboo!
>When you finally graduated you were so happy!
>Gathering some cloth you decide now is a good time to work
>"And...Minotuars....Zigger.....Forest.....BMTH.....Stalliongrad....Princess...Come....
>As you continue your work you tune twilight out and hum a little tune to yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfCMRk-osJ8
"♪If your happy and you know it clap your hooves♫"
>The sudden burst of song magic kicks in and you sing as you work
>Even twilight forgets what she was talking about for a moment and sings with you
>"♫♪ If your happy and you know it blink your eyes ♪♪♫
>As the other elements show up everyone dances and sings for a good 4 minutes

>Be Twilight
>The princess sent you a letter about strange lights from the everfree!
>After getting the group together you head to the library
>You probably should have packed your things before getting the group together
>Getting your book on medical treatment. The pages in this one are very thin for a book!
>The plastic is only about 1/16th of an inch!
>If you aren't careful you could get a booboo!
>Kind of ironic for a book about booboos...
>Opening up the first page you read through the book
>You need 8 band-aids, and some...
>You do a double-take
>Hydrogen Peroxide!
>You still have nightmares about this stuff!
>Putting everything together you place it all in a White box with a red plus on it.
>Ok you are ready to go!

>Walking toward the forest you all stop and stand there for a good minute
>this place is SO scary!
>The light is at least 10% dimmer than it is out in the open!
>Its SO SO scary!
>Hey Brain?
>Brain: ummmmm
>Yeah it's so scary you cant think straight!
>R:"Darling....are you sure that the letter is from the princess? It could be some criminal P..Pr..PRANKING us!"
>What?! No way! It had the princess' seal and everything!
"No...It has the seal!"
RD:"Well...check the letter again!"
PP:"second"
AJ: "Ah agree!"
>Wait...where did pinkie get the jumpsuit and mustache?
>And why does it say "Scruffy"
>Hmm...oh well its just Pinkie!
"Lets just investigate and get this over with!"
>Starting down the path everypony walks in a single-file line behind you.
>You hear a growling from up ahead and continue to walk albeit as a cluster this time

>You smell it before you see it
>Oh Celestia...
>What is that awful stench!
>It smell worse than Spike's sheets in the morning!
>And you would know!
>He wets the bed!
>The growling gets louder the further you walk down the path
>And the smell just get's stronger and worse the farther you go!
>Then you see it...
>In the distance
>A large green creature crouching over a bush and...
>oh...
>oh Celestia!
>Its discharging a brown liquid from a hole in it!
>Walking closer and ignoring the smell you see it stand up and pull some kind of...
>Is that cloth?
>No... it cant be!
>Its a Minotaur!
>As your group walks closer you notice a rustling coming from the red and brown bush...
>You look on in horror as a Manticore emerges from the bush!
>ummm brain? You there?
>Brain: uh yeah this is Brain, um, in not here right now. leave a message and I will get back to you *beep*
>Aw c'mon Brain! I need you!
>Brain: lol nope!
>Well then...

>As your internal monolouge ends
>You look up and see...
>The green minotaur is...
>Dancing?
>Yes...it's dancing...
>Wait it stopped...
>And now...
>OSHITZIGGERWTF!WHYDOESTHATEXIST?!WTFISGOINGON?!WHYISTHISHAPPEINGTOME?!WHATDIDIDOTODESERVERTHIS?!DEARCELESTIAWHY?!WTFBBQ!
>The green minotuar is charging toward you!
>um...Brain now is a good time to, you know, do your job!
>Brain:Ummmmmmmm...NOPE!
>Well then...
>As the green minotuar runs you are standing still in shock your body like stone.
>The minotuar keep running and Barrels into Rarity!
>???:"ow the edge"
>What?
>You look at the green minotuar and realize something...
>It has no fur!
>And it has no horns!
>???:"lol u wot m8?"
>W..what?
>R:"[High-Pitched Horse Screaming Noises]
>Oh Sweet Celestia, Rarity has a Booboo!
>Trotting over to look at it you see the booboo on her elbow!
>Oh no!
>That mean green not-minotuar just hurt Rarity!
>???:"pls leev. im tryn 2 fap"
>You look at the booboo then pull out the book as a reference
>Reading through you decide to just put a band-aid on it.

>What is THAT noise?
>You look up and see
>THE MANTICORE IS CHARGING AT EVERYONE
>OHSHITZIGGER!
>You get in front of Rarity in a defensive position
>Manticores give the WORST booboos!
>They even eat other things!
>That means they are monsters!
>You look at the charging manticore and...
>Your veiw is obscured by a large wall of flame!
>The heat of the fire burns your eyes!
>You look at the source and see...
>The mean green not-minotaur is spewing flames!
>He is probably being burnt.
>That's what he gets for giving Rarity a booboo!
"Girls! Get behind me!"
>The other elements get behind you and you erect a shield around everyone
"Ok girls we just need...to...what is that smell?"
>It smells terrible!
>Combine this smell with the smell from earlier and you could burn the fur off a parasprite!
>AJ:"umm Twailaght...Tha flames have stopped...ya can lower ya shield now."
>FS:"oh my...um twilight please lower the shield...I mean..if you want too...that is..."
>Lowering your shield only makes the smell stronger!
>Fluttershy flies over to the injured manticore and begins to speak comforting words
>NM:"lol get rekt scrub"
>You turn your attention back to the not-minotaur
>You look over at the green not-minotaur and see...
>IT KILLED THE MANTICORE!
>THE MANTICORE WAS IN THE FIRE!
>OH GOD YOU ARE FREAKING OUT
>OK JUST DEEP BREATHS!
>Calming down you stare at the not-Minotaur
"Girls form a moon shape around the green monster!"
>Doing as you say you charge up your horn in an attempt to stun the Not-Minotaur

>It did nothing!
>This must be one tough monster!
>Its looking at you and Rarity!
>Umm Brain?
>Brain: Uh yeah its me I'm here.
>What do I do!
>Brain:Well um whats going on? I've been gone for a little while.
>We are in the Everfree and there is a big green monster 
>Brain:...
>Brain?
>Brain: um... hang on... Oh use the Elements of Harmony on it!
>...
>That might just be enough to stop the green monster before it eats everyone!
"Girls! Get in a circle we need to use the elements on it!"
>RD:"Way ahead of ya!"
>AJ:"Alright! That ther critter gonna eat all us lil ponies!"
>R:"That BEAST is so uncouth! It tried to kill me!"
>PP:"WEEEEEEEE"
>FS:"[Crying horse noises] M...maybe we should talk to it...it /seems/ intelligent...I mean..if you want that is..."
"No time get ready!"
>Your eyes glow and you begin to levitate, the power of friendship and harmony [spoiler]A redditor's Asshole and Faggotry[/spoiler] flow through you!
>The friendship beams collides with the beast!

>...
>ITS NOT GOING DOWN!
>OHSHITITSLOOKINGATMEHWATDOIDO?!
>Standing your ground if front of Rarity you see it put a small metal object in it's...pouch?
>No
>It's on the side so...
>A pocket?
>Well then...
>Umm brain?
>Brain: Yeah?
>It didn't work!
>Brain: Impossible! Nothing can beat the elements of harmony, unless they are immune to magic, which is highly unlikely.
>...
>repeat that last part...
>Brain: Unless they are immune to magic, which is highly unlikely...
>yeah..
>Brain:...
>Brain:....
>Brain: Ok so it's immune to magic just try blunt force!
>Thanks brain!
"Girls! Its immune to magic!
>RD:"What? No way!
>What do you do?

>Be Anon
>You are surrounded by little horses that just tried to fry you with a rainbow
>And they are getting closer!
>You read online once that if horses are feel threatened then they will attack.
>The first one to reach you is the purple one
>It jumps in the air and tries to knock you over...
>You jump to the left avoiding the purple unicorn.
>That horn nearly impaled you!
>Damn son!
>You hear a squealing behind you and turn to see the pink horse jump at you.
>No time to dodge
>Making a fist you punch that thing in the face!
>*ACHIEVEMENT GET! TIME TO STRIKE!*
>Turning to your left you take a blue pegasus to the gut.
>OHSHITNIGGER its got you in a death grip!
>Lifting your knee you catch it in the gut
>The blue pegasus goes toward your face and you take a wing to the face.
>Oh god this tickles!
"achoooo!"
>...
>.....

>The little ponies are everywhere
>You didn't know your sneeze was THAT powerful
>Huh...
>Well then.
>Walking away from the scattered horses you begin down the path that the little horses came down.
>Maybe you will find a farm if you go far enough
>If there are horses then there is a farm.
>And if there is a farm then there are people.
>Walking down the path you come to an unusual sight a wall of gold and blue.
>Getting closer you see they are all horses.
>White and black horses at that
>And behind the thigh-high wall of Armored horses stand the horses that attacked you earlier along with a big white unicorn with a really long horn.
>Stopping about 15 yards from the wall of flesh and metal you watch the Big White unicorn unfurl its wings...
>Wings...
>It has a horn and wings...
>...
>....
>.....
>So its a unisus? Or is it a pegicorn?
>You are interrupted by a loud neighing and see the wall of Horses lower spears at you
>OHSHITNIGGER
>Those spears aren't very big but they look like they could do some damage!
>Another loud noise jerks you from your internal monologue
>OHSHITNIGGER THEY ARE CHARGING
>What do you do?!

>hmm..
>oh!
>You picture a small lightbulb over your head as you make a makeshift molotov
>Pulling out your lighter you flick it open and and press down on the flint until you get a flame
>Lighting the toilet paper you prepare to throw the shitty fire-grenade
>Bringing your arm back as far as you can you throw the crappy firebomb
>It flies through the air and lands 25 feet in front of you.
>A bad throw
>A REALLY bad throw
>But it seems to have halted the advance of the armored horses for a little while.
>Looking at the horses you realize you need should probably hide the lighter
>Closing the lighter and stopping the flames you pull down your pants
>Shoving the lighter in your anus you pull up your pants
>As the flames die out you stare at the line of guards with their melting plastic spears
>Melting plastic...
>You wasted some good scotch on a silly firebomb!
>The burning rage of 1000 Autists flows through your veins!
>Screaming like Oliver Sykes you run at the little horses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FINPg7-w6yg
"FUCK!"

>Barreling into the little horse you knock the first two away with a shoulder charge.
"FUCKING HORSES! MADE ME WASTE DAMN GOOD SCOTCH!"
>"Nyeeehehhe"
>A sudden impact on your knee makes you look down
>???
>!!!
>One of those fuckers just poked you!
>You kick him away
>Two more horses take his place
>You kick them away but it doesn't matter
>Every time you kick a horse two more take its place!
>You are being overwhelmed!
>Oh god they....
>They're...
>Hugging you?!
>What...
>The pressure around you lifts and you are restrained with rope.
>The white unisus approaches you and touches your head with her horn.
>And a multitude of information flows into your head
>As the horn is taken away from your head you hear what sounds like someone talking
>PC:"It should be able to talk now. Ask it something Twilight"
>TS:"umm are you sure?..."
>What?
>Are those horses talking?
>No they can't be
>Horses don't talk
>Do they?

>TS:"Hi um can you talk?"
>Ok so horses can talk
"Whorse"
>TS:"w..what?"
"Whorse"
>TS:"H..HEY!"
"Eat shit and die!"
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING!
>YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY ANY OF THAT
"Asses and Zigger's need to hang from trees!"
>The purple unicorn runs away and begins crying
>PC:"Creature! I will not have this language in my kingdom!"
"Go copulate with a changeling you whorse"
>WTF IS A CHANGELING
>AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT!
>G1:"Your majesty! I propose we give the creature 4 spankings for foul language and assault!"
>PC:"No we will put it on trial!"
>G2:"Would you like me to fetch a carriage your majesty?"
>PC:"Yes please. Fetch a carriage immediately. Then escort the creature to the ponyville courthouse."
>G1:"Yes your highness"
>You can feel the ropes on your hands and feet being untied
"Fuck you!"
>A slight nudging is felt on your left calf
>G2:"Please don't speak to the princess that way!"
>G3:"Put the quiet time necklace around him!"
>All the horses let out a collective gasp at this.
"Fuck off Filly-Fiddler"
>The guard looks at you and runs off crying
>Well then your screwed.
>what is the sentence for assault and 2 counts of harassment?
>Oh yeah its about 12 months minimum

>When you reach the town the first thing you notice is that there are a lot of horses
>They are running stalls, baking sweets, yelling, screaming, playing, and talking.
>Talking!
>PC:"We are here! Guard....What was your name again?"
>Ummm...
>G2"It's Bronze Javelin your majesty!" The guard replies puffing out his chest
>What a weird name, yet oddly fitting for a guard.
>PC"Take the creature inside and wait for Brief Case to arrive"
>Why are they waiting for a brief case?
>Oh wait...
>This is a court house...
>So that means you get a representative right?
>BJ:"Right away Princess! Please move creature! We are going inside so you can hear the charges against you."
"Fuck you!"
>Ok that time you MEANT to say that.
>You have watched enough cop shows to know that when you go in there you will be gang raped by at least 8 people, while the guards watch.
"Fuck you!"
>BJ:"there is no need to be this belligerent! If you accept responsibility for hat you have done the Judge may be lenient with your sentence!"
"I raped your mother today!"
>BJ:"-sniff- Why are you saying these mean things to me?"
>The guard begins to cry
>Aww shit! Its not your fault! That stupid white unisus did this to you!
>???:"Hey why are you crying?"
>BJ:"Thi...Thi...The...-sniff- creature...is so MEAN!"
>???"Well lets get inside the courthouse. There are emergency churros in there"
>BJ:"-sniff-o...okay..."
>???:You creature! Come with me! you need to apologize!"
"Fuck you!"

>???:"Do you know who I am?! I am The Judge!"
"I will snuggle your children!"
>TJ:"WHAT?!"
"I will pet you!"
>TJ"We need a unicorn!"
>A sound like coconuts being clapped together comes from your left
>TS:"You called for me?"
>TJ:"Twilight. We need you to teleport us all into the court room!"
>The purple unicorn from before closes her eyes and you are all enveloped in a purple teleports you all into the court room.
>The Judge walks up to the podium and addresses the horses around him.
>JD:"Alright this Court of Equestria is now in session! Creature, you stand accused of Assault and using Type-3 swear words! How do you plead?"
"I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU! RIGHT IN THE EYE!"
>The collective Jury gasps at the language that spews from your mouth.
"YOU BETTER LUBE UP THAT TIGHT LITTLE EYEBALL! BECAUSE I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU!"
>Recovering from shock the judge reads the sentence
>TJ:"creature of unknown origin! We find you guilty of All said charges! you will be sentenced to 2 weeks in prison!"
>The judge slams his foam gavel on the podium
>NOOOOO
>wait...
>2 WEEKS?!
>Thats...
>Really not so bad...
>The sentence causes an uproar in the court
>P1:"Thats too long!"
>P2:"No Pony has ever Survived that long"
>P3:"This is unjust!"
>P4:"We demand a retrial!"

>You are the only purple unicorn in the court room so you must be Twilight
>You look on as the creature is escorted away
>It spews profanity as it gets led away.
>C:"FUCK YOU, YOU WHORSE-FUCKING ZIGGER!
>How rude!
>PC:"Twilight may I talk to you?"
>Oh no the princess wants to talk to you!
>Maybe she is mad because you Tried to use Combat Snuggles on that Creature!
>Maybe she is mad because your hair is 1 centimeter too short!
"Yes Princess?"
>PC:"Have you ever seen a creature like this one before?"
"N..no"

>Be Uncle Incognito
>You are in Pony Prison
>The reason you are here is unknown to you
>You walked through a statue while drunk and ended up in horse land
>The first thing you vaguely remember is being zapped by a big blue horse with wings and a horn
>Then you remember the horse talking
>Then you remember pulling out a dragon dildo and waving it in front of the horse
>And then you tried to shove the dildo into its anus.
>Long story short you are in prison In a black suit for attempted assault
>They let you keep the dildo though, so that's a plus!

>Be anon
>Be 5 minutes away from the outside of Pony jail
>You ended up with two weeks here for harassment and Assault
>You also have a lighter in your anus and its really uncomfortable to sit down
>Because of the lighter you are walking with 2 pony guards in front of you
>G1:"So what do you think they will do to him in there?"
>G2:"Probably horrible things!"
>G1:"I don't want to think about it!"
>G2:"Me too"
>Both the guards shudder and you do too
>If this prison is as bad as the ones back home then you know what you need to do.
>Avoid soap dropping in the showers, don't talk to anyone, don't just sit wherever
>All that stuff
>G2:"We are here!"
>you look up and see...
>Disneyland...
>It's Disneyland
>This is what they are so scared of?
>you can see a Roller Coaster!
>A fucking Roller Coaster!
"Ziggers fuck whorses!"
>???:"What a mouth on this one!"
>You look back to the entrance an see...
>A Minotuar...
>???:"Hello there Creature! You are now my Prisoner! My name is Iron Belt Welcome to Canterlot Penitentiary"
>The fuck...

"Fuck!"
>IB:"What language! Please refrain from using it here!"
"Eat a Brick!"
>IB:"Stop it"
"FUCK YOU WHORSE!"
>IB:"Prisoner stop this! If you continue I WILL be forced to revoke desert privileges for a week!"
>The fuck...
"Go back to your labyrinth you filly-fiddler"
>IB:"Why....Are you so mean!"
>???:"Anon!"
>You look to you right and see a green horse with black hair walking toward you
>On its flank you see...
>A green question mark...
>???:"Anon...that IS you right?"
"Fuck you zigger!"
>???:"Wow is that anyway to greet your Uncle Incognito?"
>Uncle Incognito
"Fuck you"
>UI:"Hmmm..."
>The green horse claiming to be your uncle walks up to you and kicks to in the thigh.
>UI:"hmm...Hey Iron Chastity Belt? I think his Alltounges spell is broken"
>Who the fuck is Iron Chastity Belt?
>IB:"D..Don't call me by my full name!"
>UI:"Yeah yeah! Whatever. Get a unicorn to fix his spell!