A/N: I might come back and write an epilogue, but don't hold your breath. For all the twifags out there, don't worry. She's one of my waifus too.

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"Hey AJ."
>"Hmm?"
"Can you get Twilight for me?"
>"Three in one day, you stud?" AJ grins, her tail flicking along her side. "Ah've got to keep you on th' farm more often."
"Haha, yeah yeah. Now go. Tell her to come in in 5."
>"Aight!"
>Applejack limps off-frame, and you basically get to work
>You have 5 minutes to set up your plan
>You sit down on the couch, gripping your softening dick, and begin to stroke it
>Harder better faster stronger
>You get hard again, but it's not enough
>Years of being [spoiler]forever alone[/spoiler] have left you with many advanced techniques, and you use them all
>The Polynesian pluck
>The Glasgow grip
>The Tiwanese tickler
>And of course, the old standby: [spoiler]The Stranger[/spoiler]
>Closer.... closer to the edge... there we go
>You stop whackin it, letting your cock throb in protest from the lack of stimulation
>You've got a bit of a buffer - a minute more, tops, and you'd be over. 
>You keep yourself there, and soon a rapid *clop clop clop* greets you
>HRH Twilight Sparkle busts through the door, breathless, wings extended
>"Y-you wanted me? N-now?!"
>You nod
>She steps towards you slowly, looking at your dick with a mixture of fear and awe
>As she should. It is the great equalizer
>You point to it
"Sit on my Dick, Twilight. You deserve it after the weekend I've had."
>She blushes profusely, and swallows. "Ah... ok, j-just be gentle, alright?"
>Turning around, she lifts her tail, backing up slowly
>You begin pumping
"Here, let me help."
>You grip her tail and pull it up, backing her up to your lap.
>"Ah-anon, I... I'm ready." She looks back at you warmly, a soft, hopeful smile on her face
>Aww, she thinks she made you a proper colt
>Well. I mean, you are a horsefucker now, but you're not broken just yet
>You slide into her with one powerful thrust, and Twilight gasps
>"Oh! Oh yessss, this is excellent..."
"You ready?"
>"Mmhmm....your princess demands-"
"Hey Mr. Owl?"
>"Wh-what?"

"How many pumps does it take to get to the cream filling from my dick?"
>"Wh-what are yo-"
"Ah-whone~"
>You pump once
"Ah-two~"
>Twice
>Twilight begins to moan, not understanding it but not caring
"Ah-three~!! MMMmh..."
>You double over as you empty into the totally unprepared Twilight Sparkle
>She can feel it, because she's gone totally still
>"Wh... what?! WHAT?!"
>She turns to look at you, still blushing hard, but now it's a mixture of anger and lust
>Still kinky
"Aaah... just.... mmm, that was a good one..."
>You start to pull out
>"H-hey! Th-that's not f-"
"That's the letter of the law, not the spirit!"
>"Wh-!"
>You stand up and waddle forward, dragging your balls up Twilight's back as you do so
>She shudders and protests under you, but you don't care
>Picking up the camera, you give your winningest smile
*click*
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>The lights go back up, and the crowd has a mixture of laughter, applause and cat calls
>Apparently AJ turned the camera on sometime after your second round, and you recorded 5 minutes of you doing things to your cock every stallion wish they could do to theirs
>It did... ah, increase your popularity with the colts. Well, some of them, anyway
>Pon turns and quirks an eyebrow at you. "Now, can you teach some of our unicorns how to do that thing with your hands...?"
>You laugh, and mimic jacking off
"Sorry. It takes years of practice to get that good~"
>Pon laughs as well, and gives you a winning smile. "Well, I've got to say... other than that hair-trigger you had at the end - and honestly, what stallion hasn't -"
>You nod, and the audience murmurs their agreement
>"-that was one of the FUCKING HOTTEST VIDEOS I HAVE EVER SEEN."
>The audience looses it, and Pon keeps trying to talk - ending up yelling at you over the roar of the crowd
>"SO IT'S MY HONOR TO GIVE YOU THIS GIANT GOLDEN COCK, YOU MAGNIFICENT DICK. KEEP DOING THIS GOOD WORK!"
>He holds out his hoof, and you fistbump it, grabbing the cock and holding it high

>Crowd goes, well. apeshit.
>Chants of "Anon! Anon!" and "Super Dick! Super Dick!" ring through the crowd
>You miiiiight have a problem with the second nickname, but as long as it doesn't stick
>You shake Pon's hoof once more, and pones start to settle down.
"Wooo, well, first. Thank you all for voting me in for this award. The Golden Cock is... well, it's a giant gold replica of a cock. But it's the meaning behind it! You all voted my dick as the real MVP, and I appreciate that. I'd also like to thank AJ, RD and Ponks - you girls are awesome. Rarity, always appreciate the clothing, but ya gotta stop trying to tie me up. Fluttershy - get out of my house. Git. But really..."
>You look back at Pon
"I have to thank Twilight Sparkle, because without her initiative and dedication, none of this could have happened."
* * *
>So, pony afterparties
>Pretty awesome
>Free bar, tons of porn stars trying to get into your pants
>Or are they pone stars, seeing as how everything is a horse pun?
>You chuckle, sitting in a side room
>Although their alcohol is weak, and you drank many a mare under the table who challenged you to a game of "If I do more shots than you you have to sleep with me"
>It's like, 3AM yo
>So you're taking a well-deserved break
>Your golden phallus sitting proudly on some jackass's coffee table
>You hear the door open, and without turning your head you wave the guest off
"Come on, damn. It's like 3AM. No autographs, groping or cock-molding requests-"
>"How about conversation, then?"
>You know that voice
>You sit up and turn around on the couch, looking at the mare that came in
"Twilight."
>"Anon..." She kicks the floor, still not coming in
>Behind her, in the sea of ponies, standing ontop of an ice shot luge is Ponks
>She looks at you and nods
>Damn your promises
"...come in. Shut the door behind you, you've got 5 minutes."
>Twilight smiles softly and does as you ask, walking towards you, around the couch

>*tmpf* *tmpf* *tmpf*
>The sound of her hooves on the carpet is the only thing filling the room besides the muffled sounds of a drunken orgy outside
>Even then, somehow, her hoofsteps are louder
>She stops infront of you and sits down, the Golden Cock hilariously sitting between you two, off just a little to the side
>"Anon...can I talk with you?"
"You are already."
>She smirks. "I guess I am. Listen, about... what I wanted to say earlier."
"What, tha-"
>She holds up a hoof to silence you
>Dis mare serious?
>"Please? Just let me say my peace."
>You sit back down, and look at her, giving her the go on hand gesture
>"Anon... I'm ashamed. Not just of the video - that was...that was horrible in and of itself."
>You chuckle, but stay silent
>"And, well. I deserved that for what I did to you. But I'm not ashamed that you... tricked me, although that does sting. I'm ashamed that I abused my power to put you in this situation."
>She stands up and begins to pace infront of you
>"I know this doesn't justify anything, but...Anon."
>She looks at you, and you match her gaze
>"I wasn't... popular, with the colts. And don't laugh! I know where you're getting this, but... when I was just a normal unicorn mare, I was too nerdy for everypony. I was "Celestia's pet", and although that means colts were interested in me for bragging rights, nopony wanted me for me. I was...ignored, by and large. Then when I became an Alicorn, I got the opposite problem - everypony thought I was out of their league."
>You tilt your head to the side, listening intently
>"And... just when you came, and you teased us - and at first you didn't know, but then you did... I know you did."
>She looks at you, and you half nod. 
"Still doesn't excuse anything."
>"No, but... I just thought I had a chance, you know? I thought...'Here is a colt that's as odd as I am, maybe he'll take me - choose me.' And... it didn't happen, and the fantasies and the teasing just got worse and worse, and I acted poorly."

>"So... I wrote that decree, I dug up an ancient law that the other princesses thought dissolved years ago, just to get you to choose me. I....you know, that was my first?"
>She turns crimson, and lowers her head
>You're floored
"Th-that was your first?!"
>She nods. "In both senses of the word. THAT was my first, yeah... but also, that was my first decree. Celestia's first decree was that all ponies are created equal. Luna's first decree was that all ponies are one nation. My first decree was....that."
>Looking up, she's got tears in her eyes
>"And I'm ashamed! Look what I did to my friends, to my station - to you and to me! I ju- I just didn't- an, I was so *hic* alone and th-"
>Twilight Sparkle, HRH of Friendship, Savior of Equestria multiple times over, breaks down into uncontrollable sobs
>Fuck, your heart might be as black as coal, but....she does seem genuinely repentant
>Sighing, you stand up, brushing off your pants legs
"Well."
>Twilight keeps trying, and failing, to stop herself from crying
>With another sigh, you walk over to Twilight, and then sit down beside her
>You drape your arm over her back, and she leans into you
>After a few minutes her crying is down to a few manageable sobs and sniffles
>You feel her wing weakly drape across your back, and you make no move to brush it off.
"The way I see it, no. There is no excuse for what you did, but now I understand it better."
>You feel her nod, and you continue
"I'm....not going to apologize for what I've done. I do appreciate you coming forward and apologizing, though. But throughout all this... you know you could've just told me your feelings. None of you actually did - it took this bullshit for it all to come out."
>She starts to hyperventilate again, and you gently brush down her back
"S'ok, it's ok.... listen. I don't hate you..."
>You want to add "as much", but it just doesn't seem right
>Twilight looks up at you hopefully, her cheek resting on your shoulder

"But you see what a betrayal that was, right? That was a pure, dehumanizing, just..."
>Twilight nods, whimpering softly
>You keep petting her, and it seems to calm you both down
"...I'm not saying I'm going to jump in bed with you, or start dating you or any of the girls, or anything. As far as I'm concerned, that's all my business. Fair enough?"
>"Mmm*hic*Hmm"
"But, I'm willing to let bygones be bygones, if you can swear to me that you'll never pull something this fucking retarded again."
>The enthusiastic nodding you feel on your shoulder is going to give you a friction rash
"So. Can we start over? As friends again?"
>You turn to look her in the eyes, and she's - she's crying again
>But it's a happy cry, you can tell. Her smile is too wide for it to be out of shame
>"F-friends."
"Good. Now how about a nice, post-sex-award-winning nap?"
>"H-here? Now? B-"
>You shush her with a half-hug, and she nuzzles into it
>Baby steps, you figure. If you wake up and your pants are on, you can start to trust her again.
>You lean back and rest against the foot of the couch, and Twilight curls up around your side
"No funny business, now."
>"I wouldn't dream of it, Anon."

[spoiler]>A pink hoof clicks off the hidden camera
>"Dawww... just as auntie pinkie planned."
>"Pinks, ah think you're a great mare fer settin' this up, but isn't that too soon?"
>Pinkie giggles, turning to AJ
>It's cramped in the closet, so it's less of a turn and more of a smush
>"AJ, I can't have any of my friends fighting each other! That's not fun at all."
>"Mmwell, yeah, ah can see that."
>Silence for a few moments
>"D'ya think they'll get along?"
>"Oh, I double-dooble-do!" Pinkie giggles. "Besides, he's a [spoiler]registered horsefucker[/spoiler] now. Twilight will get that 'hot librarian' look eventually, It's only a matter of time~"
>AJ nods, half-smiling. She turns to Pinkie again
>"How do yah do that with yer voice?"
>"Hmm?"
>"Th' black-bar thin? Tarnation, how do I even SEE that?"[/spoiler]