So, I've been writing some adorable ponk green. The original prompts were "Pinkie is an alicorn, using balloons to fly" to "Gasp! Anon, you're back!"

They started off as separate greens, but merged. Anyway, enjoy!
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>You hid your face behind your hands again. 
>"Aww...Nonny left again. We're did he go?" 
>You move your hands and shout "Peekaboo" and Pinkie gasps, before giggling loudly. 
>"ANON YOU'RE BACK!" 
>Ponies aren't remarkably intelligent creatures, but they are adorable.

>"BUT YOU'RE MAGICAL ANON!"
>Fucking
"What?"
>"IT DISAPPEARED! WE HAVE TO TELL TWILIGHT"
>Ponka noses your hand until you turn it over, showing your empty palm
>What the hell is sh-
>Oh. Your keys. 
"No, ponka, they're just in my back pocket. See?"
>You turn around, showing her the obvious bulge in your pants
>l-lewd
>You hear an overexcited gasp behind you
>"HOW DID YOU DO THAT CAN YOU APPEARIFY THINGS ANYWHERE OR JUST IN YOUR PANTS CAN YOU DO THAT TO ME NE-"
>Your hands reach up and clamp her muzzle shut
>She raspberries against your palms until you let go
"OK, Pank. Let me prove to you I'm not magic."
>You reach very obviously into your back pocket and pull out your keys, then hide them in your fist
"Now, my keys are in my fist, right?"
>She nods
>You bring your hands behind your back and palm the keys into your other hand
>You bring both your fists infront of you again
"Now. Where are the keys?"
>She boops your fist with her muzzle
>hnnnngggg-
>Opening your hand, she gasps as it's empty
>"SEE THIS IS WHAT I MEAN YOU'RE DAVID MANE STREET MA-"
>You silently open your other hand
>Ponka freezes mid-excite, trying to figure out what sort of sorcery you did
"Pinkie, things don't disappear because you don't see them all the time. I just moved my keys from one hand to th-
>"YOU KNOW TELEPORTATION!?"
>You sigh, slipping the keys back into your back pocket
>You brush off your hands on your pants
>"IT DISAPPEARED AGAIN, ANON! LET'S GO GET TWILIGHT!"
>She hops up and death-grips your legs together in an excited hug
>She looks up at you with sparkling eyes filled with newfound wonder and hope
>fucking bendy marshmellow hoers

"O-ok, just... be gentle...."
>You're in Twilight's basement
>Strapped down to a table
>Not like that
>wires and electrodes attached to your body
>You demanded to keep your boxers on, much to Ponka's sadness
>fucking curious frisky pones
>Though that part of you is pretty magical
>"Hmm. I'm not seeing... much of anything out of the ordinary, Pinkie. In fact, he's got a mild resistance to Magic, if anything. Books books science words books books-"
>Yeah you stopped listening
>From the look of it, so did Pinkie
>After a few moments Panko scrunches her face, stomping her hoovsies
>"N-No! Twi, I know what I saw! He did apperification!"
>"Appe-that's not even a wo-"
>"I SAID IT IT'S TOTALLY A WORD NOW"
>"F-Fine!"
>You feel the straps loosen, and you sit up
>"We'll put this to bed once and for all -"
>"Ooooh~" Pinkie purrs, before being cut a look from Twilight
>"Anon."
"Yes?"
>"Please perform a magical trick for us."
>You sigh and sit up, putting your hands together
>https://youtu.be/T87qvZaBosw?t=18s [Embed]
>Twilight's eyes grow wide, and you see her horn light up
>You feel tingly
>"B-but- HOW?! There's no mana being spent at al-"
>"OH MY GOSH YOU CAN FRIMBLE YOUR HANDS?!"
>"That's not a wo-"
"That's not a wo-"
>"I SAID IT SO IT IS! Also, I TOTALLY CALLED IT TWILIGHT HE'S MAGICAL!!"
>Ponno bounces in place, grinning wide
>"I-I hate to admit it, but you're ri-"
"No."
>They both look at you questioningly
"Look. See?"
>You lift your finger and show them how it works
>"Ooooh....."
>...
>Fuck. Ok. Here's where the rubber meets the road
>You lower your finger and do the trick again
>"OH MY GOSH YOU CAN FRIMBLE YOUR HA-"
>"B-but- HOW?! Ther-"
"Ok NOW you two are just fucking with me!"
>"A-anon! No we're not!"
>Twilight blushes hard, pawing at the ground. 
>"we could be-" she mumbles under her breath
>Ponka looks at her, then at you, and nods furiously
>today was a "magic is in the eyes of the beholder" kinda day

>"N-now Pinkie, j- ok, uh, just kinda-"
>You stand nonplussed in the park, under a tree, arms crossed as you watch Twilight try to teach Pinkie, the new resident Alicorn, how to fly
>She says it's her "princessly duty" to
>When you pointed out that maybe Dash should teach flight and she should teach her magic, you got sent into time out
>Such bullshit
>Pinkie, for all her eccentricities, is just floating there, somewhat limp
>The balloons sway gently in the breeze, but there's not enough wind to really cause her to move
>Her sparkling blue eyes look around as she's being lectured to, before discovering you
>again
>"Nonny! Nonononononon~" She chirps, her legs paddling fast but getting her nowhere
>"N-Pinkie! You have to use your wings! Just, yanno, slow and gentle-"
>Pinkie awws and slows down to a trot.
>You, however, have an idea
"Come on! Come on!"
>You pat your legs, and her ears perk up
>"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Pinkie cries, and a few colts suddenly turn to look
"Come on! Want hugs?!"
>"YOU GIVE THE BEST HUGS"
>Her legs are a blur, but she's still not getting any traction
>Ugh you shouldn't feel so happy about teasing her like this but you can't help it
>In Pinkie's excitement her wings unfurl subconsciously, hanging out but limp
>Juuust enough to catch the light breeze and push her towards you
"YOU'RE DOING IT PONKS YOU CAN DO IT"
>"I WANT THOSE HUGS ANON"
>"Pinkie that's not proper form books books learnings books!"
>She makes her way to you at all of 1.5mph
>You decide to throw her a bone and walk towards her, all the while encouraging her LUDICROUS SPEED
>You get within grabbin distance and her forehooves stretch out, her body going absolutely still
>Oh.
>She "lept". I see.
>You let the breeze gently boop her into your chest, and she hugs you tightly
"You're the best at fly, Ponka"
>Pinkie giggles, nuzzling into you. "I know. Dash's giving me lessons every night."

>Whelp
>Here you were
>In the court of the royal sisters, standing trial on, and I"ll quote here
>"new and dangerous magicks"
>You've tried to explain how it's all sleight-of-hand, or just misdirection
>they're not having it
>So you have to figure out a trick that is so BLINDINGLY OBVIOUSLY NOT-MAGIC that this nonsense will stop
"Alright, alright. For this next one, I need a volunteer."
>Ponka raises her hooves, "ooo"-ing softly
"Hmmm"
>Your finger goes juuuuuuust towards her
>"ooh! ooh! OOHOOHMEMEME"
"Celestia"
>"Dangit!"
>"Yes, Anon?"
"Will you please be my assistant for this next trick?"
>"It's not dangerous, is it?"
"N-no, no. I assure you. Come."
>She wiggles her eyebrows, and you sigh
"Come HERE. Sheesh."
>She trots over, sitting infront of you per your request
"Ok, now everypony, pay attention closely."
>Twilight leans forward, notes at the ready
>You slowly and OBVIOUSLY reach into your pocket, making a loud *jingle* noise as you search for a bit
>Palming it, you bring your hand out of your pocket
"Oh, Celestia!"
>"Hmm?"
"I think I see something in your ear!"
>"O-oh... okay? I'm sorry, I do sleep with earplugs sometimes -"
>Facepalming internally, you reach up and 'produce' a bit from her ear
"Tadaa!"
>Silence
>Celestia's eyes go wide, and she mouths out words silently
>Twilight's notebooks are aflame with the speed of her scribbles
>Ponks immediately starts digging into her ears for her "secret alicorn money"
"O...okay. So the solution to the trick is-"
>"THOU SHALT SURRENDER AT ONCE!" Luna cries, standing up to her full height. "TRANSMUTATION OF MONEY IS A FEDERAL CRIME!"
"N-no, just - listen to me for once-"
>"THOU WILL CRASH THE CURRENCY!"
"No just LISTEN ok I didn't actually produce the Bit, I-"
>"USED OUR DEAR SISTER AS AN ACCOMPLICE! THIS WILL NOT STA-"
>Damnit you stupid horse
>You march over to her, consumed in wrath
>And you do something that you immediately regret
*boop*
"Got your nose!"

>"BUT HE'S KII-IIIHHLLLL~"
>Pinkie weeps uncontrollably in the middle of court
>You'd say she's making a scene, if you didn't agree - He needed to be STUDIED, under controlled conditions, not, not...
"L-Luna! What did you do?!" you demand, a wing wrapped around your friend
>"W-we did what must be done! If left unchecked, he would have collapsed the currency and led us into another dark age!"
>You scrunch up
>Yes, he needed to be stopped, but...
>Celestia steps in to do damage control
>"Pinkie... my dear subject. Luna did what was best! He's-"
>"HE'S KILLLLLL~"
>"No no no, ah.. he's not dead, he's..."
>Celestia looks to Luna, who smile sheepishly. "...in the royal farm in the skies?"
>"Oh. Yes, uh... yes. He's with all sorts of new friends, learning the valuable lessons that hard work can give."
>Pinkie stops wailing, tearing up
>You just look flatly at your mentor
>"....really? Really. We're going with the big farm in the ski-"
>"D-does he have new friends?"
>Celestia coos softly, leaning down to nuzzle Pinkie. "Of course he does, little one. Tons of new friends, and plenty of space to roam around, with infinite stars gracing the sky..."
>Pinkie seems to calm down
>UGH don't sperg it up, Twilight. Just let... let this little lie happen, and never ever ever try to tell the truth
>"*sniff* An-an do they have games?"
>"Ssshhh... yes, they have plenty of games of strength and skill. And they all work together to make the farm more beautiful every day-"
>"An-and do they have time to party?"
>Luna cuts in, a soft smile gracing her lips. "No."
>Pinkie starts crying uncontrollably again, and everypony gives her the universal "what the fuck?!" gesture
>"What?! I will not lie to a subject in this matter! He is hard at work, learning a valuable lesson!"
>"Aaaaaahhh-haaaaahh~" Pinkie cries, her head lowering to the floor
>Ugh you can't... stand this anymore
>It seems like Luna can't either
>"P-please, calm thy mammaries - we, no, please~"

>Luna stomps a hoof in protest as Pinkie lays down in the fetal position
>"VERY WELL THEN. WE SHALL COMMUTE HIS SENTENCE"
"Wait what-"
>Another blinding flash of light, and Anon stands there
>Slightly dirty, knees covered in moondust
>A shirt hangs loosely over his suit
>it reads
>'#1 Plower'
>[spoiler]L-lewd![/spoiler]
>You're still not over the fact that Luna wasn't lying
>"THERE, SEE?! WE HATH RETURNED YOUR FRIEND FROM THE SKY FARM."
>"Uh, hey guys what's going on in this thre-"
>In a blur Pinkie tackles Anon, knocking him right onto his toned flank
>"ITHOUGHTYOUWEREDEEEAAAAAAAAADDD~"
>Anon hugs Pinkie, patting her back. "Hey now, there there...I'm not really certain what happened either...."
>Everyone turns to Luna
>"Wh-what? We are not so quick to mete out wrath! Anon needed to learn the value of a hard day's work so as not to use his powers for evil!"
>She stomps her hoof again, a bright blush on her face. "Mayhaps...we should have said something BEFORE casting the banishment spell..."
>Well this only raises more questions
"So....uh. Well then. Tea?"
>Everyone nods, including Pinkie, keeping her death grip on Anon
>"Carry me" she mumbles
>He lets out a daww and gets up, holding Ponks close
>Dangit you want to be held like that
>For science, of course
>....
>And just like that, a plan is formed!