20 LASHINGS FOR HABER
9/11 HABER'S HOUSE
ACCIDENTALLY PUT HABER'S WOOL CLOTHES IN THE DRYER
ACCUSE HABER OF NOT RELEASING THE MAGIC
ACCUSE HABER OF TALKING ABOUT A MASSACRE AT TIANANMEN SQUARE
ACCUSE HABER OF TREASON TO MAO TSE TUNG DURING THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION
ACID WASH HABER'S WORK PANTS
ADD A RAP VERSE IN HABER'S SONG
ADD HABER ON MYSPACE
ADD HABER TO THE EMOTE LIST
ADOPT HABER AND WRITE IN YOUR WILL THAT ALL YOUR SAVINGS WILL BE DONATED
ADOPT HABER TO ENLIST HIM TO THE ARMY IN MYANMAR
ADOPT HABER'S NAME TO LEGALLY CHANGE HIS NAME TO "GAY BOWSER"
ADVICE HABER TO INVEST HIS SAVINGS IN BANKS IN 2007
AIR DROP HABER MEMES TO HABER
ALL YOUR HABERS ARE BELONG TO US
ALTER FBI DOCUMENTS TO INCLUDE HABER'S FULL NAME AS A DRUG CARTEL CAPO
ALWAYS CATCH HABER'S BALLS IN DODGEBALL
ANALLY ANNIHILATE HABER
ANNEX HABER INSTEAD OF PUPPETING HIM AS EQUESTRIA IN EAW
APPLY FOR MORTGAGE IN HABER'S NAME
APPLY TO A BANK AND FREEZE ALL OF HABER'S SAVINGS FOR 3 DAYS SO HE WON'T BE ABLE TO PAY HIS MORTGAGE AND THE BANK COULD EVICT HIM
ASK HABER "ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT" RIGHT AFTER THE WAITRESS GIVES HIM HIS MEAL
ASK HABER "KNOCK KNOCK" AND WALK AWAY WHEN HE SAYS "WHO'S THERE?"
ASK HABER "¿DONDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECA?"
ASK HABER FOR A DOWN LOW, THEN PULL YOUR HAND AWAY AND SAY "TOO SLOW"
ASK HABER FOR A PENCIL AND THEN NEVER GIVE IT BACK
ASK HABER IF HE ALSO HAS A GIFT FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND
ASK HABER IF HE'S A TOUGH GUY
ASK HABER IF HIS REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING
ASK HABER TO FINISH EQG
ASK HABER TO KISS YOUR CHEEK AND THEN PUBLICLY ACCUSE HIM OF SEXUAL ASSAULT
ASK HABER TO PAUSE A MULTIPLAYER GAME
ASK HABER TO POP HIS CHERRY AND WHEN HE SAYS YES, YOU LITERALLY TAKE OUT A CHERRY AND POP IT
ASK HABER WHAT IS DEEZ
ASK HABER WHAT LIGMA MEANS
ASK HABER WHO HE IS
ASK WHO IS HABER BUT NOT HOW IS HABER
ATACMS' HABER'S FOBs
ATTACK HABER'S CREDIT SCORE
BACK UP HABER'S TOILET
BACKTRACE HABER'S LOCATION (CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME)
BACKWASH INTO HABER'S MEDIUM DRINK
BAG HABER'S GROCERIES IN WET PAPER BAGS
BAKE HABER IN AN OVEN
BAN HABER FOR EARLY FRANCING
BAN HABER FROM BUYING PENCILS
BAN HABER FROM DERPIBOORU
BAN HABER FROM EQUESTRIA DAILY
BAN HABER FROM THE ANNI STREAM
BAN HABER'S ALT TWITTER ACCOUNTS
BAN HABER'S SURPLUS AMMO IMPORTS
BANISH HABER
BANISH HABER TO LIMBO
BARB HABER
BE "THAT GUY" AT HABER'S DND GAMES
BE A GODDAMNED FUCKING BITCH AND EAT HABER'S OATS
BE HABER'S SECOND IN A DUEL TO THE DEATH, DON'T LOAD HIS PISTOL
BE HABER'S SECRET SANTA AND SEND HIM A BOX FULL OF COAL
BE RUDE TO HABER
BEACH HABER'S CAR
BEAT HABER
BEAT HABER AT ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
BEAT HABER IN STREET FIGHTER 2
BEAT HABER IN STREET FIGHTER 3 AND DON'T REMATCH
BEAT HABER'S BOYPUSSY
BECOME A FEMBOY TO HAVE SEX WITH HABER SO HE GETS AIDS
BECOME A POLICE OFFICER TO ARREST HABER FOR EXCESSIVE FAGGOTRY
BECOME A US SENATOR TO PUSH A LAW TO INCREASE MEDICAL TREATMENT SO HABER CAN'T GET A LIVER SURGERY
BECOME HABER AND THEN EAT TOO MUCH SPICY FOOD SO YOU HAVE PAINFUL TOILET TIME
BECOME HABER'S WIFE AND THEN DIVORCE HIM
BEND HABER'S SILVERWARE
BETRAY HABER
BETRAY HABER'S TRUST
BITE HABER'S BANANA
BITE INTO HABER'S TOOTSIE ROLL TOOTSIE POP AND COUNT 'ONE'
BITE THE BOTTOM OF HABER'S ICE CREAM CONE
BLACKLIST HABER FROM JOB MARKET
BLACKOUT HABER'S HOUSE
BLAME HABER
BLAME HABER ANYWAY
BLAME HABER FOR THIS EPISODE DESPITE HIM NOT WRITING IT!
BLAME HABER FOR VIDEO PROBLEMS
BLAME THE DEATH OF PRINCESS DIANA ON HABER
BLAST HABER WITH THE FRIENDSHIP BEAM
BLEACH HABER'S JEANS
BLEED HABER'S BRAKES
BLEND A SMOOTHIE AS HABER IS ON A MEETING
BLOCK HABER
BLOCK HABER FROM FRANCE POSTING
BLOCK HABER FROM USING EMOTES IN CHAT
BLOCK HABER ON TWITTER
BLOCK HABER'S DRIVEWAY WITH SNOW
BLOCK HABER'S SOLAR PANELS WITH TREES
BLOW HABER'S HEAD OFF WITH A 600 NITRO EXPRESS
BLOW HABER'S WELLERMAN
BLOW OUT HABER'S PILOT LIGHT
BLOW SMOKE IN HABER'S FACE
BLOW UP HABER'S METHLAB
BLUESCREEN HABER'S PC
BLUESHELL HABER IN MARIO KART
BOIL HABER IN WATER
BOIL HABER'S SPAGHETTI FOR A FEW MINUTES TOO LONG
BOMB HABER
BOMB JOSH HABER
BOO AT HABER
BOOK HABER AN AM FLIGHT TO NEW YORK
BOOK HABER INTO A HOTEL HOSTING A FURRY CONVENTION
BRADON RAPES HABER
BRAKECHECK HABER
BRANDON HABER CHARACTERS
BRANDON IS HABER'S OC
BRANDON RAPES HABER
BREAK GUN SAFETY ON HABER'S WEAPON
BREAK HABER'S BANK
BREAK HABER'S BED IN MINECRAFT
BREAK HABER'S FUNKO POPS
BREAK HABER'S HEART
BREAK HABER'S REED
BREAK HABER'S SEWER LINE AND LEAK IN HIS HOUSE
BREAK HABER'S SPINE
BREAK HABER'S TOYS
BREAK THE TIPS OF HABER'S PENCILS
BREED HABER'S BUSSY
BRICK HABER'S COMPUTER
BRING A GIFT FOR HABER'S WIFE'S BOYFRIEND BUT GET HIM NOTHING
BRING BACK HABER FROM THE DEAD FOR ETERNAL SUFFERING
BRING HABER ALONG FOR A SPLENDID CAMPING TRIP
BRING HABER LOTS OF DANGER
BROWN BRICKS IN HABER'S ASSHOLE
BUCK HABER'S SKULL IN
BUFFER HABER'S VIDEO PLAYER
BUFFER HABER'S VIDEOS
BUILD A HIDDEN ROOM IN HABER'S HOUSE TO HIDE AND MAKE NOISES DURING NIGHT TO TORMENT HIM IN HIS SLEEP
BULLPUP ALL OF HABER'S RIFLES
BULLY HABER TAKE HIS LUNCH MONEY
BULLY HABER'S BUTT
BURN ALL OF HABER'S SOYLENT
BURN HABER
BURN HABER ALIVE
BURN HABER IN A FURSUIT
BURN HABER WITH LAUGH-FIRE
BURN HABER'S BLANKET
BURN HABER'S CHICKEN TENDERS
BURN HABER'S COPY OF DRAGON PIT
BURN HABER'S LIFE SAVINGS (IF HE HAS ANY THAT IS)
BURN HABER'S PIE
BURN HABER'S TOAST
BURY HABER
BURY HABER IN A FIRE ANT HILL
BUTCHER HABER'S HAIRCUT
BUTCHER HABER'S NOSE JOB
BUY 13 BAD DRAGON DILDOS AND SET HABER'S HOUSE AS THE SHIPPING PLACE
BUY 1624 JARS OF BELLE DELPHINE'S BATH WATER, TAKE A PHOTO WITH THEM IN FROM OF HABER'S HOUSE AND POST THEM ON 4CHAN
BUY 2 CONTAINERS FULL OF ROCKS FOR MAUD PIE USING HABER'S CASH UNDER HIS MATTRESS
BUY A 1 WAY TRAIN TICKET TO NORTH KOREA FOR HABER
BUY A FURRY PORN GAME WITH HABER'S STEAM ACCOUNT
BUY A HELICOPTER AND ATTACH A BIG TUB FULL OF CUM TO RELEASE IT ON HABER'S ROOF
BUY ALL TOILET PAPERS FROM STORES CLOSE TO HABER'S HOUSE
BUY BAD GAMES ON HABER'S PSN ACCOUNT
BUY GAMES ON HABER'S PSN ACCOUNT
BUY HABER A GIFT CARD AND PUT NOTHING ON IT
BUY HABER AN UNINSPIRED HEARTHSWARMING GIFT
BUY HABER BAD RATS
BUY HABER CEREAL BUT DON'T GIVE HIM MILK
BUY HABER FAKE LOTTERY TICKETS
BUY HABER PANTS ONE SIZE TOO SMALL
BUY HABER PLANT BASED CHICKEN TENDIES
BUY HABER TICKETS TO A GODSMACK CONCERT
BUY HIGH, SELL LOW, RIGHT HABER
BUY THE ADOBE SUITE USING HABER'S CREDIT CARD
CALL 14 PIZZERIAS AND SEND OVER 410 PIZZAS TO HABER'S HOUSE ON SUNDAY
CALL DELIVERY PIZZA TO HABER'S HOUSE
CALL HABER A CHUD
CALL HABER A DOODOO HEAD
CALL HABER A GOYSLOP GULPER
CALL HABER A MEDIOCRE CLARINET PLAYER
CALL HABER A NEWFAG
CALL HABER A NIGGER
CALL HABER A NOBODY
CALL HABER A SISSY AND ANNIHILATE HIS ANUS AFTERWARDS
CALL HABER A TWICEL
CALL HABER AND KEEP PRESSING THE NUMBERS
CALL HABER AND LEAVE A SILENT VOICE MESSAGE
CALL HABER ASKING FOR "MR. MUNGUS"
CALL HABER CRINGE
CALL HABER ON INDEPENDENT READING TIME
CALL HABER PRETENDING TO BE A POLICE OFFICER AND TELL HIM HIS MOTHER DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT
CALL HABER WHEN HE'S DINING AND ASK HIM IF HE CHECKED HIS PIPES FOR HIS PLUMBING HAS LEAD PIPES AND HE COULD DIE
CALL HABER YOUR "COOCHY COOCHIE WOOO BOOBOO"
CALL HABER'S HOBBIES BORING
CALL HABER'S WAIFU TRASH
CANCEL HABER ON TWITTER
CANCEL HABER'S AMAZON PRIME
CANCEL HABER'S FOOD DELIVERY
CARBOMB HABER
CARVE A SWASTIKA IN HABER'S CHEST
CAST A 5TH LEVEL FINGER OF DEATH ON HABER
CAST HABER'S SCREEN TO THE FAMILY TV
CASTRATE HABER
CASTRATE HABER'S CAT
CATCH A COLD THEN COUGH ON HABER'S DOOR KNOB
CATFISH HABER
CAUSE A LEAK IN HABER'S TOILET
CAUSE A LITTLE MISCHIEF ON HABER'S FRONT LAWN
CBT HABER
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS DURING HALLOWEEN IN HABER'S HOUSE
CHANGE ALL THE KEYS ON HABER'S KEYCHAIN
CHANGE HABER'S ALARMS FROM AM TO PM
CHANGE HABER'S CHAT COLOR TO BROWN
CHANGE HABER'S COMPUTER WALLPAPER TO GOATSE
CHANGE HABER'S DOOR LOCKS
CHANGE HABER'S DOWNLOADS TO NON-RECOVERABLE
CHANGE HABER'S ENGINE OIL BUT USE 10W-40 INSTEAD OF 5W-20
CHANGE HABER'S GLASS PRESCRIPTION
CHANGE HABER'S LENS PRESCRIPTION
CHANGE HABER'S MUG OF CIDER INTO A TEACUP RIGHT WHEN HE TAKES A DRINK
CHANGE HABER'S NATIONALITY TO MOLOSSIA SO HE GETS DRAFTED TO FIGHT IN EAST GERMANY
CHANGE HABER'S PASSWORD AND THEN CHANGE IT BACK
CHANGE HABER'S PASSWORDS
CHANGE HABER'S RADIO STATION PROGRAMMING
CHANGE HABER'S RINGTONE TO "I'M THE BOMB AND I'M ABOUT TO BLOW UP" AND CALL HIM WHEN HE'S AT THE AIRPORT
CHANGE HABER'S SCRIPT
CHANGE HABER'S THERMOSTAT SETTINGS
CHANGE HABER'S THERMOSTAT TO CELSIUS
CHANGE HABER'S THERMOSTATS TO BE TOO COLD ON THE WINTER AND TOO HOT IN THE SUMMER
CHANGE HABER'S WIFI PASSWORD
CHANGE ONE LETTER ON HABER'S WIFI PASSWORD
CHANGE THE LABEL ON ALL HABER'S MEDICATION TO "HAPPY PILLS"
CHANGE THE ORIENTATION OF HABER'S CAR SEAT
CHANGE THE POSITION ON HABER'S CARSEAT
CHANGE THE SPAM FILTER ON HABER'S EMAIL
CHARGE HABER FOR EXTRA MCCHICKEN SAUCE
CHECK HABER'S KING IN CHESS
CHEW HABER'S FOOD FOR HIM
CHIP ALL OF HABER'S FINE FLATWARE
CHOKE HABER
CIRCUMCISE HABER
CIRCUMSIZE HABER WITH A CRAB
CLAIM THAT HABER'S FAVORITE CHARACTER IS TRANS
CLAP HABER IN IRONS AND SEND HIM TO BAIL THE WATER WITH A LEAKING BUCKET
CLEAN HABER'S CUM WALL
CLIP HABER'S FINGERNAILS TOO SHORT
CLIP HABER'S NAILS TOO SHORT
CLOG ALL OF HABER'S TOILETS
CLOG HABER'S TOILET
CLOG HABER'S TOILET AND FUCKING EXPLODE HIS PIPES
CLOG HABER'S TOILET WITH HOLIDAY PUDDING
CLOG HABER'S TOILET WITH PONIES
CLOG HABER'S TOILET WITH SHIT
CLOG HABER'S TOILETS
CLOSE HABER'S POOL
CLOSE HABER'S POOL AND HIRE 34 NIGGAS TO GUARD IT AND MAKE THEM REPLY "POOL'S CLOSED" EVERY TIME HABER ASKS THEM WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING
CLOSE THE DOOR ON HABER'S FACE
CLOSE THE LIFT BEFORE HABER REACHES THE DOORS
CLUTSY HABER
COAT HABER'S CLOTHES IN PRICKS
COAT HABER'S FLOORS IN LEGO
COMBINE HABER'S BIRTHDAY WITH HIS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
COME ON HABER
COMMISSION 100 ARTISTS TO DRAW HABER AS A SISSY WHO'S BUILT FOR COCK
COMMISSION AN ARTIST TO MAKE A PHOTOREALISTIC 3D MODEL OF HABER AND MAKE 2 GAY ANIMATIONS WITH IT
COMMISSION DISGUSTING FETISH PORN STARRING HABER
COMMISSION HABER AND IMMEDIATELY ASK PAYPAL FOR A REFUND
COMMIT HABER TO AN ASYLUM FOR HIS OWN GOOD BECAUSE THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT PONIES. IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD
COMMIT SUICIDE IN HABER'S HOUSE
COMPLIMENT EVERYONE IN THE ROOM EXCEPT HABER
COMPLIMENT HABER ON HIS NICE LOOKING SWEATER
COMPROMISE HABER'S BANK ACCOUNT
CONCUSS HABER
CONNECT TO HABER'S BLUETOOTH
CONSTRUCT A MINIATURE MOON OVER HABER'S HOUSE
CONVERT HABER TO HINDUISM
CONVERT HABER TO JUDAISM THEN TOSS HIM IN AUSCHWITZ
CONVERT HABER TO SCIENTOLOGY
CONVINCE AN AUTIST THAT HABER IS A CUTE GIRL THROUGH HYPNOSIS SO HE GETS STALKED DAILY OUTSIDE HIS WORKPLACE
CONVINCE CELESTIA TO TURN HABER INTO A CHAIR AND GIFT HIM TO THE FATTEST NEET IN THE US
CONVINCE HABER HE'S ADOPTED
CONVINCE HABER TO BECOME TRANS
CONVINCE HABER TO BUY LINK
CONVINCE HABER TO TAKE YOUR LUGGAGE TO THE AIRPORT AND REPORT HIM FOR HAVING COCAINE IN IT
CONVINCE SCI-TWI TO DOX HABER FOR ME AND BLACKMAIL HIM UNTIL HE AGREES TO PUBLICLY SAY S9 ISN'T CANON
COOK HABER
COOK VERY SMELLY FOOD IN HABER'S HOUSE
COORDINATE WITH THE REST OF THE HABERPOSTERS TO SPAM HABER'S PHONE AND SOCIAL MEDIA WITH MOONMAN
COPY HABER'S SCHOOL PROJECT AND PRESENT FIRST
COPY PASTE HABER'S WALLET PASSWORD
CORRUPT HABER'S MARIO 64 SAVE
COVER HABER'S HOME IN SILLY STRING
CRACK ALL OF HABER'S EGGS
CRANK UP HABER'S THERMOSTAT
CRASH HABER'S CREDIT SCORE
CRASH HABER'S VIDEO GAMES
CREASE HABER'S NEW SHOES
CREATE A PROFILE FOR HABER ON ASHLEY MADISON DOT COM
CREATE MISTER HAND 2 WITH HABER'S ASS
CREDIT HABER IN MY MANIFESTO
CREMATE HABER AND PISS ON THE ASHES
CRITICISE HABER'S DEADLIFT FORM
CRUCIFY HABER
CRUMPLE HABER'S MAIL
CRUSH HABER
CRUSH HABER WITH A ROCK
CRUSH HABER'S BALLS
CRUSH HABER'S WALLS
CTRL+Z HABER'S SCRIPTS
CUCK HABER
CUCK HABER HARDER
CUCK HABER LIKE HE DID TO FLUTTERBROS
CUCK HABER'S WAIFU
CUCK HABER'S WIFE
CUM IN HABER
CUM IN HABER!
CUM IN HABER'S COFFEE
CUM IN HABER'S CUM CHALICE
CUM IN HABER'S EGGNOG
CUM IN HABER'S MAYO
CUM IN HABER'S VAPE
CUM IN HABER'S WAIFU
CUM INSIDE HABER
CUM INSIDE HABER'S BUSSY
CUM INSIDE HABER'S WAIFU
CUM ON HABER'S CAR AND WRITE A 20
CUM ON HABER'S FACE
CUM ON HABER'S PILLOW
CUM ON HABER'S TOOTHBRUSH WHILE HE SLEEPS
CUM ON HABER'S WALL
CURSE HABER TO BE PRONE TO STUBBING HIS PINKY TOE
CUT HABER IN HALF
CUT HABER WITH A LIGHTSABER
CUT HABER'S BANANAS WITH A PIN
CUT HABER'S BRAKES
CUT HABER'S GARDEN
CUT HABER'S HAIR IN HIS SLEEP
CUT HABER'S LOSSES
CUT HABER'S PHONE LINE
CUT HABER'S STRING CHEESE
CUT HOLES IN HABER'S SAILS
CUT HOLES IN HABER'S SOCK SO HIS BIG TOE STICKS JUST A LITTLE BIT
CUT IN FRONT OF HABER AT WALMART
CUT IN FRONT OF HABER WHILE HE'S IN LINE
CUT OFF HABER IN TRAFFIC
CUT OFF HABER'S FORESKIN
CUT OFF HABER'S OIL SUPPLY
CUT POWER TO HABER'S HOUSE
CUT THE POWER LINE CONNECTED TO HABER'S HOUSE
CUT THROUGH HABER'S LAWN
CYBERBULLY HABER UNTIL HE COMMITS ANHERO
DAMPEN HABER'S BROOM BRISTLES
DANCE ON HABER'S GRAVE
DDOS HABER
DECAPITATE HABER
DECREASE HABER'S SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE
DEEP FRY HABER'S FACE
DEFEAT HABER IN THE FRIENDSHIP GAMES
DEFLATE HABER'S AIR MATTRESSES
DEFLATE HABER'S CARS LEFT PASSENGER SIDE WHEEL BY 5 PSI
DEFLATE HABER'S CARWHEEL
DEFLATE HABER'S FRONT LEFT TIRE BY TWO PSI SO THE ALIGNMENT IS OFF
DEFLATE HABER'S SPARE TIRE
DEFLATE HABER'S TIRES
DEFORM HABER'S FACE BEYOND RECOGNITION
DELETE GRINDR ON HABER'S PHONE
DELETE HABER'S MICROSOFT WORD
DELETE HABER'S MOUTH
DELETE HABER'S OLDEST MINECRAFT SAVE FILE
DELETE HABER'S PASSWORDS
DELETE HABER'S SAVE FILE FOR HIS 100% NEW SKYRIM
DELETE HABER'S SAVE FILES
DELETE HABER'S SEEDS
DELETE HABER'S STEAM LOCAL FILES
DELETE HABER'S SYSTEM32
DELETE SYSTEM32 ON HABER'S COMPUTER
DELIVER EXPIRED STEAK TO HABER'S HOUSE
DELIVER HABER'S PIZZA UPSIDE-DOWN
DELOUSE HABER WITH ZYKLON B
DENT HABER'S LAWNMOWER BLADE
DENY HABER FROM CUMMING
DENY HABER HIS WAIFU
DENY HABER MOTRIN AND SOCKS FOR LIFE
DENY HABER THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH
DEPORT HABER
DEPORT HABER TO NORTH KOREA
DERANK HABER'S CS:GO ACCOUNT
DESTROY HABER IN A RAP BATTLE
DESTROY HABER'S BUSSY
DESTROY HABER'S CONFIDENCE SO HE NEVER WRITES AGAIN
DESTROY HABER'S CREDIT CARDS WITH MAGNETS
DESTROY HABER'S CROPS IN MINECRAFT
DESTROY HABER'S IMMUNE SYSTEM
DESTROY HABER'S LORE BOOKS
DESTROY THE GLOBAL ECONOMY SO HABER'S SEXDOLL DOESN'T LEAVE THE PORT
DESYNC ALL OF HABER'S DVDS
DETUNE HABER'S GUITAR
DEVOUR HABER'S VEGETABLES
DID I LEAVE HABER'S OVEN ON?
DIE IN YOUR SLEEP NEXT TO HABER AFTER A LONG AND FULFILLING MARRIED LIFE
DING DONG DITCH HABER
DING DONG DITCH HABER AT 3AM
DING HABER'S DOOR AFTER HE WASHES IT
DIRTY ALL OF HABER'S SILVERWARE
DISCONNECT HABER'S INTERNET WHILE HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF A 70 GB DOWNLOAD
DISCONNECT HABER'S WATER SOFTENER
DISCONNECT HABER'S WIFI
DISEMBOWEL HABER
DISFORM HABER'S FACE
DISINTEGRATE HABER
DISOWN HABER
DISQUALIFY HABER
DISTRACK HABER
DIVERSIFY HABER'S COMMUNITY
DO AN UPPER-DECKER IN HABER'S BATHROOM
DO HABER'S MOM
DOGGY EAR HABER'S BOOK PAGES
DOMINATE HABER AS PYRO
DOMINATE HABER IN 13 TF2 MATCHES IN A ROW
DOMINATE HABER IN A CASUAL MATCH OF TF2
DOMINATE HABER IN TF2
DON'T ASK HABER HOW HE IS
DON'T ASK HOW HABER IS DOING
DON'T BE A BIG GUY FOR HABER
DON'T CALL YOUR HITS WHEN AIRSOFTING WITH HABER
DON'T CHUG WITH HABER
DON'T CLEAN HABER'S MICROWAVE
DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR OF HABER'S ROOM
DON'T CONSIDER ANYTHING HABER WROTE AS CANON
DON'T CONSOOME HABER'S MEDIA
DON'T DO WHAT HABER WANTS TO DO
DON'T GET ALONG WELL WITH HABER
DON'T GIVE HABER A TOY IN HIS HAPPY MEAL
DON'T GIVE HABER ANY (YOU)S
DON'T HAVE HABER'S BACK UNTIL THE END OF TIME
DON'T HOLD ELEVATOR TO HABER
DON'T HUG HABER
DON'T INCLUDE FRIES WITH HABER'S ORDERS
DON'T INCLUDE HABER ON YOUR PRAYERS
DON'T INFORM HABER OF HIS MIRANDA RIGHTS
DON'T INVITE HABER TO TEA
DON'T INVITE HABER TO THE BAKING CONTEST
DON'T INVITE HABER TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY
DON'T LAUGH AT HABER'S MOONPOSTS
DON'T LET HABER GET CHANGED
DON'T LET HABER GET SLEEP
DON'T LET HABER RAPE KIDS
DON'T LET HABER TOUCH TWILIGHT'S HANDS
DON'T LET HABER'S CAT SIT IN THE BOX
DON'T LET HABER'S DOG OUTSIDE SO IT SHITS IN HIS HOUSE
DON'T LOOK FORWARD TO HABER'S VISIT
DON'T LOVE HABER
DON'T PICK UP HABER FROM THE TRAIN STATION
DON'T PRETEND TO LIKE HABER
DON'T RESPOND TO HABER'S DMs
DON'T REVIVE HABER WHEN HE GOES DOWN
DON'T REVIVE HABER WHEN HE HAS RAYGUN
DON'T SAVE HABER'S SPOT WHEN HE STEPS OUT OF LINE
DON'T SAY "BLESS YOU" WHEN HABER SNEEZES
DON'T SEED HABER'S TORRENTS
DON'T SELL HABER ANY POTIONS BEFORE HE GOES INTO BATTLE
DON'T TELL HABER THAT HIS ACTING SUCKS
DON'T TELL HABER WHERES PERRY
DON'T TIP HABER ON YOUR PIZZA DELIVERY
DON'T VOTE IN HABER'S POLLS
DON'T WISH HABER A GOOD NIGHT
DON'T WISH HABER A MERRY CHRISTMAS
DON'T WRITE TO HABER
DONATE HABER'S ENTIRE SAVINGS TO POKIMANE ON TWITCH
DOUBLE CHARGE HABER'S GROCERIES
DOUBLE DIP IN HABER'S RANCH DRESSING
DOWNLOAD BONZI BUDDY ONTO HABER'S COMPUTER
DOWNLOAD EXTRA RAM ONTO HABER'S PC
DOWNLOAD FREE ROBUX PUNJABI FREE NO VIRUS ON HABER'S PC
DOWNLOAD MORE RAM ON HABER'S COMPUTER
DRAG HABER THROUGH THE STREETS
DRAIN HABER OF HIS EQUESTRIAN MAGIC
DRAIN HABER'S BRAKE FLUID
DRAIN HABER'S GAS TANK BY 3 GALLONS
DRAIN HABER'S LAVA PIT
DRAIN HABER'S LOVE
DRAIN THE BATTERY IN HABER'S TESLA
DRAIN THE TANK ON HABER'S TOILET
DRAW AND QUARTER HABER
DRAW DAN SCHNEIDER DIDDILING HABER'S NO-NO ZONES
DRAW FUNNY GLASSES IN HABER'S HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK
DRAW ON HABER'S FACE WHEN HE FALLS ASLEEP AT THE SLUMBER PARTY
DRAW ON HABER'S WALLS
DRAW, HANG, AND QUARTER HABER
DRESS HABER UP AS AN ASIAN GUY AND PUT HIM IN A ROOM WITH MARK WAHLBERG
DRILL A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF HABER'S COFFEE MUG
DRINK ALL OF HABER'S BAJA BLAST
DRINK ALL OF HABER'S COFFEE
DRINK ALL OF HABER'S SODA
DRINK ALL OF HABER'S TRADE RUM
DRINK ALL THE EGGNOG SO HABER CAN'T HAVE ANY
DRINK HABER'S GROG
DRINK HABER'S ORANGE JUICE STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON
DRINK HABER'S WINDOW WIPER FLUID
DRINK THE LAST OF HABER'S MILK AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING
DRIP HOT WAX ON HABER'S HARBL
DRIVE A HONDA 2001 CIVIC INTO HABER
DRIVE HABER'S CAR UNTIL IT RUNS OUT OF GAS
DRIVE IN FRONT OF HABER THEN STOP ON A YELLOW LIGHT YOU CAN BOTH CLEARLY DRIVE THROUGH
DRIVE OVER HABER'S TOES
DROP A FIRECRACKER DOWN A MANHOLE HABER IS STANDING ON
DROP AN ANVIL ON HABER'S HEAD
DROP APPLES ON HABER
DROP HABER FROM A HELICOPTER
DROP HABER INTO THE CENTER OF THE EVERFREE FOREST
DROP HABER OFF AT THE WRONG HOUSE
DROP HABER'S DQ BLIZZARD
DROP HABER'S ICE CREAM
DROP HABER'S LUGGAGE
DROP HABER'S MARE BATHWATER
DROWN HABER
DROWN HABER IN A TOILET
DROWN HABER'S FISH
DROWN HABER'S GOLDFISH
DRUG HABER TO PUT HIM TO SLEEP AND THEN TAKE HIM TO A PLASTIC SURGERY TO PUT FAKE BOOBS IN HIM
DULL HABER'S SHAVING RAZOR
DULL THE BLADES OF HABER'S KITCHEN KNIVES
DUMP EET AFTER HABER BUYS SHITTY CRYPTO
DUMP HABER'S CHOCOLATE MILK DOWN THE SINK
DUMP HABER'S SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE
DUMP THE TOASTER CRUMBS INTO HABER'S BED SHEETS
DUNK HABER'S SOCKS IN WATER
DUTCH OVEN HABER'S COVERS
EAT ALL OF HABER'S CHEESE
EAT ALL OF HABER'S MONOPOLY PIECES
EAT ALL OF HABER'S OATS
EAT ALL OF HABER'S TIDE PODS
EAT ALL THE BREAD BEFORE HABER EATS SOME
EAT HABER
EAT HABER'S ACCIDENTAL CURLY FRY
EAT HABER'S ASS
EAT HABER'S CHERRY ON HIS SUNDAE
EAT HABER'S CHESS PIECE WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING
EAT HABER'S CHILDREN
EAT HABER'S CHILDREN AND BELCH INTO HIS FACE
EAT HABER'S FOOD
EAT HABER'S FRENCH FRIES WHILE HE WATCHES
EAT HABER'S HOMEWORK
EAT HABER'S LAST PIECE OF PIZZA
EAT HABER'S LAST SLICE OF COLD PIZZA
EAT HABER'S LEFTOVERS
EAT HABER'S MUFFIN
EAT HABER'S OATS
EAT HABER'S TENDIES
EAT HABER'S TOPPINGS
EAT HABER, JUST STRAIGHT UP EAT HABER
EAT TACOS IN THE BACK OF HABER'S CAR AND LEAVE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE
EAT THE LAST COOKIE IN FRONT OF HABER
EAT THE REST OF HABER'S POPCORN AT THE MOVIES
EGG HABER'S HOUSE
EGG HABER'S HOUSE WITH GRIFFON EGGS
ELECTROCUTE HABER
EMBARRASS HABER IN LIVE TV
EMPLOY HABER AT A CHINESE FACTORY
EMPTY HABER'S MILK JUG AND FILL IT WITH CUM
EMPTY THE GAS OUT OF HABER'S CAR
EMPTY THE TOASTER CRUMBS ONTO HABER'S MATTRESS
ENABLE 2FA ON HABER'S ACCOUNTS
ENABLE HABER'S MOUSE ACCELERATION
ENABLE STICKY KEYS ON HABER'S COMPUTER
END HABER'S EPISODE
ENMOISTEN HABER'S RIGHT SOCK TOE
ENROLL HABER IN A WRITING CLASS
ENSLAVE HABER
ENTER HABER'S HOME WITHOUT REMOVING THE SNOW FROM YOUR BOOTS
ENTER HABER'S SHED AND DISCOVER HIS CORE BAXTER LOVE SANCTUARY
ERASE HABER FROM EVERYONE'S MEMORIES
ERASE HABER FROM MLP CREDITS
ERASE HABER'S GAME SAVE FILES
ERASE HABER'S NAME FROM HISTORY
ERASE HABER'S PARENTS MEMORIES OF THEIR OWN SON
ESTABLISH AN ILLEGAL SEWING WORKSHOP FULL OF VIETNAMESE IMMIGRANTS AT HABER'S HOUSE
EXCHANGE HABER'S MONEY FOR PENNIES
EXCLUDE HABER FROM WRITTEN HISTORY
EXCOMMUNICATE HABER FROM THE VATICAN
EXECUTE HABER TALIBAN STYLE
EXILE HABER TO DETROIT
EXILE HABER TO YAKYAKISTAN
EXORCISE HABER'S SPIRIT FROM THE MARES
EXPLODE 600 TNT BLOCKS IN MINECRAFT USING HABER'S PC
EXPOSE HABER NOT OWNING A LICENSED COPY OF WINDOWS 10
EXPOSE HABER TO MARES (HE HATES THEM)
EXTINGUISH HABER'S LIGHT
EXTORT HABER TO IRELAND
EZ FEET HABER
FACEFUCK HABER
FAGGOT DEER HABER
FAIL HABER'S DRIVER'S TEST
FAIL HABER'S QUICK TIME EVENT
FAIL THE CHINESE SOCIAL CREDIT TEST USING HABER'S IP THROUGH A VPN AND GET HIM ABDUCTED BY CHINESE POLICEMEN
FAKE HABER'S SIGN IN A LEGAL DOCUMENT WHERE HABER AGREES TO BE THE HOST OF 13 UKRAINIAN REFUGEES
FART AND TELL HABER IF HE SMELLS POPCORN
FART IN HABER'S CAR
FART IN HABER'S FACE
FART IN HABER'S FISH TANK
FART IN HABER'S GENERAL DIRECTION
FART INTO HABER'S SOFA
FART ON HABER'S BAGELS
FART ON HABER'S DOG
FART ON HABER'S PILLOW
FART ON HABER'S PILLOW CASE
FEED HABER A BOBA TEA WITH SPRINKLES OF YOUR CUM
FEED HABER A NUMBER 15
FEED HABER CAT FOOD
FEED HABER FOOT LETTUCE
FEED HABER LIQUID PRIDE
FEED HABER NORMAL CHEERIOS
FEED HABER TILL HE POPS
FEED HABER TO OCELOT
FEED HABER TO THE CHANGELINGS
FEED HABER TO THE GRIFFONS
FEED HABER TO THE PLANT
FEED HABER TO TIMBERWOLVES
FEED HABER TO WOLVES
FEED HABER'S DOG LAXATIVES
FEED HABER'S RING TO THE FAT KID
FEED IN HABER'S PROMO GAMES
FEED THE PIGEONS IN HABER'S HOUSE SO THEY COME BACK DAILY AFTER YOU LEAVE
FEED THE SEAGULLS BY HABER'S HOUSE LAXATIVES
FILL HABER POCKETS WITH SPAGHETTI
FILL HABER'S BALLS WITH CAKE CREAM
FILL HABER'S BATHTUB WITH BEANS
FILL HABER'S BATHTUB WITH GOYSLOP
FILL HABER'S EMAIL FOLDER WITH PORNHUB REGISTRATIONS
FILL HABER'S FRIDGE WITH MUSTARD GAS
FILL HABER'S GUTTERS WITH LEAF LITTER
FILL HABER'S HOUSE WITH BATS
FILL HABER'S HOUSE WITH CORN DURING THE HOTTEST DAY IN THE YEAR SO POPCORN FILLS ALL THE CORNERS IN HIS HOUSE
FILL HABER'S MAILBOX WITH SPIDERS
FILL HABER'S MATTRESS WITH LEGOS
FILL HABER'S PENS WITH INVISIBLE INK
FILL HABER'S POCKETS WITH SPAGHETTI
FILL HABER'S POOL WITH ORBEEZ AND WATER
FILL HABER'S RECYCLE BIN UP WITH UNRECYCLABLES
FILL HABER'S SHOES WITH BEACH SAND
FILL HABER'S SHOES WITH BEANS
FILL HABER'S SOCKS WITH HORSE CUM
FILL HABER'S SPONGES WITH SPIDERS
FILL HABER'S TESLA WITH DIESEL
FILL HABER'S TOILET BOWL WITH BAKING SODA, AND THE TANK WITH VINEGAR
FILL PONY CUM JARS AND MAIL THEM TO HABER
FILL UP HABER'S HARD DRIVE WITH USELESS FILES
FILTER HABER'S THREADS
FINISH HABER'S FOOD WHEN HE LOOKS AWAY
FINISH HABER'S FRIES
FIRE A FEW BULLETS IN HABER'S NEIGHBOURHOOD SO HE CAN'T SELL THE HOUSE FOR A GOOD PRICE
FIRE A PARTY CANNON AT HABER IN HIS SLEEP
FIRE HABER AND REPLACE HIM WITH BRANDON
FIRE PINKIE'S PARTY CANNON UP HABER'S ASS
FIRING SQUAD FOR HABER
FIX HABER'S LITTLE RED WAGON
FLASH HABER
FLICK HABER INTO SPACE
FLIP HABER'S CLOTHES INSIDE OUT
FLIP HABER'S SHIRTS INSIDE OUT
FLIP HABER'S TOILET PAPER ROLL
FLOOD HABER'S CHAT SO HE CAN'T READ ANYTHING
FLOOD HABER'S HOME
FLOSS IN HABER'S FUNERAL
FLUSH HABER'S SCRIPTS DOWN THE TOILET
FLUSH HABER'S TOILET WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER
FLUSH PAPER TOWELS DOWN HABER'S TOILET
FLUSH THE TOILET WHEN HABER IS IN THE SHOWER
FLUSH THE TOILET WHEN HABER IS SHOWERING
FLUSH WHILE HABER IS IN THE SHOWER
FLUTTERRAPE HABER
FOG UP HABER'S WINDSHIELD
FORCE FEED HABER CYANIDE
FORCE FEED HABER THE CUMJAR
FORCE FEED HABER THE RD CUMJAR
FORCE FEED HABER TRIXIE'S PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS
FORCE FEED LAVA TO HABER
FORCE HABER INTO A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A CHANGELING
FORCE HABER TO ACT ON STAGE
FORCE HABER TO ATTEND WRITING CLASSES
FORCE HABER TO BE A TRANNY
FORCE HABER TO BE BAD AT DARK SOULS
FORCE HABER TO BE SOBER FOR A WHOLE YEAR
FORCE HABER TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH PATTON OSWALT FOR A REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE PERIOD OF TIME
FORCE HABER TO BECOME FRENCH
FORCE HABER TO BECOME TRANS AND THEN FUCK HIM IN THE ASS
FORCE HABER TO BROWSE DERPI IN ORDER:SCORE_ASC
FORCE HABER TO BUGDANCE
FORCE HABER TO CROSSDRESS IN THAILAND
FORCE HABER TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
FORCE HABER TO EAT SOGGY CEREAL
FORCE HABER TO EAT TRIXIE'S NUTS
FORCE HABER TO GET VAXED
FORCE HABER TO GLUTEPOST
FORCE HABER TO GO INTO THE CHANGELING HIVE NAKED SO HE GETS CONTINUALLY RAPED
FORCE HABER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, NOW
FORCE HABER TO HABERPOST ABOUT HIMSELF
FORCE HABER TO HAVE RAVENOUS ANAL SEX WITH DISCORD
FORCE HABER TO HAVE SEX WITH BRANDON
FORCE HABER TO HAVE SEX WITH FINNISHPONER
FORCE HABER TO JOIN THE BRITISH ARMY SO THE IRA KILLS HIM
FORCE HABER TO KILL ALL NEWFAGS
FORCE HABER TO LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC
FORCE HABER TO LISTEN TO DISCORD COMEDY
FORCE HABER TO LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!
FORCE HABER TO LISTEN TO THE OFFSPRING
FORCE HABER TO LIVE IN A SOVIET NOVOSTROIKA
FORCE HABER TO LIVE IN ZE POD
FORCE HABER TO LIVE WITH DISCORD
FORCE HABER TO LOSE ALL HIS FOLLOWERS ON LISA, THE PAINFUL
FORCE HABER TO MAKE THE PONIES FRIENDS AGAIN
FORCE HABER TO PLAY A CLAW GAME
FORCE HABER TO PLAY THE DAW SOULSTORM CAMPAIGN
FORCE HABER TO POST THE FRENCH FLAG
FORCE HABER TO READ AN INCOMPLETE FANFIC
FORCE HABER TO READ PAST SINS
FORCE HABER TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF FOR ISLAM
FORCE HABER TO SNIFF TRIXIE'S CUM RAG
FORCE HABER TO SPEEDRUN
FORCE HABER TO TAKE A LOAN AT 70% INTEREST
FORCE HABER TO TAKE FLUTTERSHY
FORCE HABER TO TAKE THE WRITING LESSONS HE SKIPPED IN COLLEGE
FORCE HABER TO TOUCH GRASS
FORCE HABER TO TRIXIE POST
FORCE HABER TO WALK TO WORK
FORCE HABER TO WATCH ALL HIS SHITTY EPISODES
FORCE HABER TO WATCH AMERICAN PSYCHO UNTIL HE BECOMES ANTI-SEMETIC
FORCE HABER TO WATCH ANTONYMPH!
FORCE HABER TO WATCH DUSK'S DOWN
FORCE HABER TO WATCH FILLY PORN IN FRONT OF AUTHORITIES
FORCE HABER TO WATCH HIS OWN EPISODES
FORCE HABER TO WATCH PONY LIFE'S FANDUBS FOR ETERNITY WHILE A GOAT LICKS HIS SALTY FEET
FORCE HABER TO WATCH SEASON 9
FORCE HABER TO WEAR A FURSUIT
FORCE HABER TO WEAR A SCAT FURSUIT
FORCIBLY GIFT HABER A SUPERGLUE COCK CAGE
FORGET HABER
FORGET HABER EXISTS
FORGET HABER'S KETCHUP IN THE BAG
FORGET HABER'S KEYS IN HIS CAR
FORGET HABER'S TOOTHPASTE WHEN BAGGING
FORGET TO PUT HABER IN THE HAT
FORGIVE HABER
FORM A LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH HABER FULL OF EMOTIONAL UPS AND DOWNS, HAVE CHILDREN WITH HIM, AND THEN DIVORCE HIM AND TAKE THE KIDS
FORMAT HABER'S HARD DRIVES
FORMAT HABER'S PC
FORWARD YOUR JUNK MAIL TO HABER'S HOME ADDRESS
FPGHORN HABER OUT OF BED
FRAME HABER FOR TAX FRAUD
FUCK GLIMMER AND CUCK HABER
FUCK HABER
FUCK HABER IN THE ASS BUT DON'T GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND
FUCK HABER WITH A RUSTY EGGBEATER
FUCK HABER'S ASS
FUCK HABER'S CHEERIOS
FUCK HABER'S FANNY
FUCK HABER'S MOM
FUCK HABER'S MOTHER
FUCK HABER'S THROAT
FUCK HABER'S TIGHT BOY PUSSY
FUCK HABER'S TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE UNTIL ITS A PINK MINI DONUT
FUCK HABER'S WAIFU
FUCK HABER'S WIFE
FUCK THAT, RAPE HABER TO DEATH
FUCKING BURN HABER
GALVANIZE HABER
GANG UP ON HABER IN A PILLOW FIGHT
GAS ALL YIGGERS HANG ALL JANNIES RAPE HABER
GAS HABER
GAS HABER RIGHT NOW
GAS HABER! I REMEMBER!
GASLIGHT HABER BY NEVER ACKNOWLEDGING HIS REQUESTS
GENOCIDE HABER'S FAMILY
GET BRANDON TO CHRISTMAS CAROL OUTSIDE HABER'S HOUSE ALL NIGHT
GET BRANDON TO STEAL HABER'S WAIFU
GET GRASS STAINS ON ALL OF HABER'S CLOTHES
GET HABER
GET HABER A JOB AT BURGER KING
GET HABER ADDICTED TO KROKODIL
GET HABER BANNED FROM DOMINO'S
GET HABER BANNED FROM PAPA JOHN'S
GET HABER CONSTIPATED
GET HABER DEMOTED TO JANITOR
GET HABER FIRED
GET HABER ON THE NO-FLY LIST
GET HABER TO RAGE PYRO
GET HABER'S FAST FOOD ORDER WRONG
GET HABER'S GIFT FROM THE THRIFT SHOP
GET HABER'S SOCKS SLIGHTLY WET
GET HABER'S STEAM ACCOUNT VAC BANNED
GET HR ON HABER'S ASS
GET OUT GET OUT (HABER) GET OUT (HABER)
GET RID OF THE HABER COUNT
GET SEAMEN EVERY IN HABER'S HOUSE
GET SEAMEN EVERYWHERE IN HABER'S HOUSE
GET SHIMMY PISSED AT HABER
GET THE ATF TO RAID HABER
GET YONA TO HAVE YAK SEX WITH HABER UNTIL HE DIES
GHOST HABER ON THE SECOND DATE
GIFT HABER A CONVENTION TICKET AND WHEN HE GOES THERE HE FINDS OUT IT WAS RAINFURREST
GIFT HABER A DEFECTIVE DRIVE SEAGATE DRIVE
GIFT HABER A GAME FOR A CONSOLE HE DOESN'T OWN
GIFT HABER A MAGIC EYE BOOK
GIFT HABER A PLANE TICKET (N334AA) IN 11TH SEPTEMBER 2001
GIFT HABER A RED RYDER SO HE SHOOTS HIS EYE OUT
GIFT HABER A STALE MEME
GIFT HABER A TIMESHARE
GIFT HABER A USED GIFT CARD
GIFT HABER A WINTERZILLA
GIFT HABER A WORTHLESS NFT
GIFT HABER COAL
GIFT HABER COAL FOR CHRISTMAS
GIFT HABER DOGSHIT FOR CHRISTMAS
GIFT HABER FRUITCAKE
GIFT HABER SPOILED PUDDING
GIFT HABER THE WRONG THING
GIFT HABER WITH A COUNTRY CD FOR CHRISTMAS
GIVE ALL THE SEAGULLS BY HABER'S HOUSE LAXATIVES
GIVE HABER 100 $1 GIFT CARDS
GIVE HABER 9 MCNUGGETS INSTEAD OF 10
GIVE HABER A $10 MCDONALD'S GIFT CARD
GIVE HABER A 69 ON HIS FINAL GRADE
GIVE HABER A BAD HAIRCUT
GIVE HABER A BAD HAIRCUT BEFORE PICTURE DAY
GIVE HABER A BAG OF UNSALTED CHIPS
GIVE HABER A BATH MADE OF ACID
GIVE HABER A BLOWJOB BUT NEVER SAY NO HOMO
GIVE HABER A BLOWJOB BUT USE YOUR TEETH
GIVE HABER A BOWLCUT
GIVE HABER A BOX OF GROSS CHERRY CHOCOLATES
GIVE HABER A BROKEN CANDY CANE
GIVE HABER A CANKER SORE AND DENY HIM ACCESS TO LOTION
GIVE HABER A CHIHUAHUA
GIVE HABER A COFFEE FILLED WITH CUM
GIVE HABER A COMB FOR CHRISTMAS
GIVE HABER A CURABLE ILLNESS
GIVE HABER A DONUT WITH YOUR CUM AS GLAZING
GIVE HABER A FAKE WINNING LOTTERY TICKET
GIVE HABER A FLAT HEAD WHEN HE ASKED FOR A PHILLIPS
GIVE HABER A FOOT FETISH
GIVE HABER A GET WELL SOON CARD BUT CROSS OUT THE GET WELL PART
GIVE HABER A GOOD NIGHT KISS AND THEN CALL HIM A FAT BOI
GIVE HABER A HANDSHAKE AND SAY 'FULL HOMO'
GIVE HABER A HANGNAIL
GIVE HABER A HICKY BEFORE HIS DATE WITH A MODEL
GIVE HABER A HOLLY THE HEARTHWARMER DOLL
GIVE HABER A JANNY SALARY
GIVE HABER A JUST HAIRCUT
GIVE HABER A KISS ON THE... WAIT, THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT...
GIVE HABER A LEAKING BUCKET TO BAIL WATER WITH
GIVE HABER A LEMON CAKE THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE LEMONS
GIVE HABER A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
GIVE HABER A LOLLIPOP WITH A SCORPION IN IT
GIVE HABER A MEAN TALKING TO
GIVE HABER A MONSTROUS WEDGIE
GIVE HABER A NICE COMPLIMENT AND IMMEDIATELY SAY "SIKE"
GIVE HABER A NIGHTMARE
GIVE HABER A NOOGIE
GIVE HABER A PAPERCUT
GIVE HABER A PAT ON THE BACK
GIVE HABER A PITBULL
GIVE HABER A PITBULL FOR HEARTH'S WARMING
GIVE HABER A POPEYE'S BISCUIT WITH NO DRINK
GIVE HABER A PUPPY ON DECEMBER 1ST, TELL HIM NOT TO OPEN IT UNTIL CHRISTMAS
GIVE HABER A PUPPY. TELL HIM TO SHAKE THE BOX
GIVE HABER A RAZORAPPLE FOR HALLOWEEN
GIVE HABER A SAND WEDGIE
GIVE HABER A SANDWICH WITH DRY TURKEY
GIVE HABER A SHIRT HE DOESN'T WANT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY WITH NO RECEIPT
GIVE HABER A SLIGHTLY EXPIRED GIFT BASKET
GIVE HABER A SWIRLY
GIVE HABER A USED GIFT CARD
GIVE HABER A VALENTINE CARD AND WRITE SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME ON THE INSIDE
GIVE HABER A WARM PILLOW
GIVE HABER A WEDGIE
GIVE HABER A WET WILLIE
GIVE HABER A WET WILLIE!
GIVE HABER A WET WILLY
GIVE HABER AIDS
GIVE HABER AN "AS SEEN ON TV" PRODUCT
GIVE HABER AN APPLE AIRTAG AND DOX HIM
GIVE HABER AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF JOY FOR HIS BODY TO MUTATE AND LIVE AS A MONSTER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN LISA, THE PAINFUL
GIVE HABER AN EXPIRED MASSAGE COUPON
GIVE HABER AN INSTRUMENT THAT'S OUT OF TUNE
GIVE HABER AN IPHONE
GIVE HABER AN ITCH HE CAN'T SCRATCH
GIVE HABER AN UPPER DECKER
GIVE HABER BALDNESS SHAMPOO
GIVE HABER BLIGHTED POTATOES
GIVE HABER BUNNY EARS IN A PHOTO
GIVE HABER CEREAL WITHOUT ANY MILK
GIVE HABER COFFEE WITH A LOOSE LID
GIVE HABER COLD ROOM TEMPERATURE COFFEE
GIVE HABER CON TICKETS WITH THE WRONG ADDRESS WRITTEN ON THEM
GIVE HABER CRABS
GIVE HABER DDR4 RAM WITH A AM5 MOTHERBOARD
GIVE HABER DIABETES
GIVE HABER DIET SODA
GIVE HABER DIRECTIONS TO THE BERMUDA
GIVE HABER EBOLA
GIVE HABER FLIM & FLAM'S TOXIC TONIC
GIVE HABER FRIES WITH NO SALT
GIVE HABER FUN SIZE SNICKERS FOR HALLOWEEN
GIVE HABER HABBIES
GIVE HABER HARD LABOR
GIVE HABER HEPATITIS
GIVE HABER HIS DAILY DOSE
GIVE HABER LAST PLACE IN A BAKING CONTEST
GIVE HABER LAXATIVES WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE
GIVE HABER LIME WITH NO COCONUTS
GIVE HABER MORE RESPONSIBILITY THAN HE COULD HANDL- oh wait
GIVE HABER NOSEBLEED TICKETS TO A FOOTBALL GAME
GIVE HABER PAPERCUTS ON HIS GENITALIA
GIVE HABER PEANUT BUTTER BUT NO BREAD
GIVE HABER PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLES
GIVE HABER PONY COAL
GIVE HABER POOR INTERNET FOR CHRISTMAS
GIVE HABER RED BULL. CUT OFF HIS WINGS
GIVE HABER SAND FLEA
GIVE HABER SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS
GIVE HABER SOGGY FRIES
GIVE HABER SOMBRA'S GAY ASS VOICE
GIVE HABER STALE CHIPS
GIVE HABER TESTICULAR TORSION
GIVE HABER THE CHEESY TOUCH
GIVE HABER THE COOF
GIVE HABER THE COVID VACCINE
GIVE HABER THE CROSSFACE
GIVE HABER THE OL' DICK TWIST
GIVE HABER THE R-KELLY SPECIAL
GIVE HABER THE SLICE OF CAKE WITH NO COOKIE TOPPINGS
GIVE HABER THE SOMBRA SPECIAL
GIVE HABER THE SPICY KEYCHAIN
GIVE HABER THE WRONG CHANGE
GIVE HABER THE WRONG NUMBER
GIVE HABER TWO OF THE SAME MCDONALD'S TOYS
GIVE HABER USED GIFT CARDS
GIVE HABER YELLOW SNOWCONES
GIVE HABER'S DOG VEGAN FOOD
GIVE HABER'S FACE ACNE
GIVE HABER'S WIFE A FART FETISH
GIVE HABER'S WORK SCHEDULE BUT IT IS 7 MINUTES OFF
GIVE ME 5 MINUTES IN THE RING WITH HABER. NO RULES
GIVE SANE IN HABER'S ASS CRACK
GIVE THE KEVIN NASH TREATMENT TO HABER
GLUE HABER'S KETCHUP BOTTLE SHUT
GLUE HABER'S TOOTHPASTE CAP
GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP HABER FROM EVER PURSUING HIS CAREER AS A WRITER
GO ON A BOATING TRIP WITH HABER AND TRICK HIM INTO KILLING THE ALBATROSS
GO ON A MOONLIT WALK WITH HABER
GO ON A WALK TO THE WOODS WITH HABER, YELL LOUD WHEN YOU HEAR A BEAR COMING CLOSER. PUSH HIM TO THE GROUND AND CLIMB THE NEAREST TREE
GO TO THE DESERT TO GET 156 TUMBLEWEEDS AND FILLS HABER'S HOUSE WITH THEM
GO WITH HABER TO A BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD, YELL NIGGER LOUDLY, PUSH HABER TO THE GROUND AND RUN AWAY
GORILLA GLUE A QUARTER TO THE WALKWAY IN FRONT OF HABER'S HOUSE
GORILLA GLUE HABER'S HAND TO HIS FACE
GRAB HABER BY THE BUSSY
GRAB HABER'S IP
GRIEF HABER'S MINECRAFT SERVER
GRINCH HABER FOR SECRET SANTA
GRIND HABER TO DEATH WITH A NAIL FILE
GRIND UP HABER INTO CHILI AND FEED IT TO JIM
GRITARLE A HABER EN ESPAÑOL
GROOM HABER TO BE A BRAP BOI TOY
GROUND HABER
GROUND HABER (GROUNDED)
GROUNDHOG DAY HABER IN THE SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP
HABER
HABER ANAL PROLAPSE
HABER AND QUINTEN TARRINTINO BOTH LOVE FEET
HABER ASKED ME TO PAUSE MY ONLINE GAME
HABER CAN'T DO ANYTHING
HABER CAN'T SNEED
HABER CAN'T TRIFORCE
HABER CLOSES HIS TIE IN A DOOR
HABER DIDN'T WORK ON THE MOVIE
HABER DIDN'T WORK ON THIS
HABER DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CONDUCT THE TRAIN
HABER DRIVES A CHEVY
HABER GET OUT
HABER GETS DEATH PENALTY FOR MURDERING RARITY
HABER GETS THE GAS
HABER GETS THE ROPE
HABER GETS WARM BEER AND COLD PIZZA
HABER HABER IN HIS HABER
HABER HAD PUMPED UP KICKS
HABER HAS NO MAGICAL PROPERTIES
HABER IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
HABER IS A FOOT GUY
HABER IS ALONE
HABER IS RIGHT, STARLIGHT IS FUCKING RETARDED
HABER IS THE ANTI-FiM
HABER IS THE OTHER PEER
HABER IS WASTED POTENTIAL
HABER IS WATCHING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW WHILE WE SUFFER
HABER ISN'T COOL
HABER ISN'T MY VERY BEST FRIEND
HABER KICKS TORTOISE EGGS ACROSS THE BEACH
HABER KILLED HER...
HABER LEAVES A TREASURE MAP TO AN EMPTY CHEST
HABER LIED, PONIES DIED
HABER MADE THE RETARD AT THE POST OFFICE CRY
HABER MADE THIS
HABER MORE LIKE HATER
HABER RAPED MY WIFE
HABER RETURNS
HABER SAID THE Y WORD
HABER SAID YIGGERS DON'T KNOW SHIT
HABER SAYS HE'S THE BEST AT GIFT GIVING
HABER SHOPS WITH NON-ECO-FRIENDLY BAGS
HABER SKIPPED MARES MOANING
HABER SONG
HABER STARTED THE CREATURE WARS
HABER STOLE MY IP AND WONT GIVE IT BACK
HABER SUS
HABER SUS, I SAW HIM VENT
HABER TO THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO
HABER TORRENTED FORTNITE
HABER TORTURE MAREATHON
HABER TULSA
HABER UNBLURRED AND UNSPOILED HIS GIFT
HABER UNBLURRED HIS GIFT
HABER VS. BRANDON
HABER WAS A WASHOUT
HABER WAS THE PASTOR
HABER WENT OUT FOR MILK BUT CAME BACK HOME
HABER WHO???
HABER WILL NEVER BE MY EQUESTRIA GIRLS
HABER! I PUT A PEBBLE IN HIS SHOE
HABER! I REMEMBER HOW MUCH I HATE THAT FAGGOT
HABER! IF YOU'RE IN THIS ROOM WITH US, GO AWAY!!
HABER!!!!!! THATS HIS NAME
HABER'S BEEN A BAD BOY
HABER'S BEEN A BAD CREATURE
HABER'S OC IS A SUPER VILLAIN
HABER, ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
HABER, WE'RE DESPERATE! SAVE US!
HABER?
HABER? HE SOUNDS LIKE A BAD WRITER
HABER? I KNEW A SPIKEFAG LIKE THAT ONCE
HABER? MORE LIKE CABBER
HABER? SOUNDS FAMILIAR
HABER? SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF GUY TO LEAVE THE SEAT UP
HABER? THATS THE NAME OF THE GUY I RAN OVER?
HABER? WAS THAT THE GUY I CUT OFF?!
HABER? WHERE?
HABER? WHUH?...
HABER? YOU MEAN HARBER
HABER?! I COULD'VE SWORN...
HABER?! THAT WAS MY WIFE'S EX
HABER?! THAT'S THE GUY I SHUT THE WATER ON!
HABERPOST HABER
HABERTISING
HACK HABER ACCOUNT TO SAY THE NIGGER-WORD
HACK HABER'S ALEXA TO PLAY GAY PORN AUDIO THROUGHOUT ALL HIS HOUSE'S SPEAKERS
HACK HABER'S BANK ACCOUNT TO BUY NFTS
HACK HABER'S STEAM ACCOUNT
HACK HABER'S STEAM ACCOUNT DURING THE SUMMER SALE
HACK HABER'S TWITTER ACCOUNT TO MAKE A BAN SPEEDRUN
HACK HABER'S TWITTER AND MAKE AN EXTREMELY SPECIFIC THREAT
HACK INTO HABER'S NETFLIX ACCOUNT AND CANCEL HIS SUBSCRIPTION
HACK INTO HABER'S PHONE AND TELL HIS PARENTS THAT HE'S GAY
HACK INTO HABER'S WIFI, GOOGLE SEARCH "HOW TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT"
HACK WIKIPEDIA TO FILL HABER'S PAGE WITH LINKS TO STALLION COCKS
HAND HABER A HOT HANDLE
HANG HABER
HANG HABER FOR THIS
HANG HABER FROM A CHRISTMAS TREE
HANG HABER FROM ATOP HASBRO HQ
HANG HABER FROM HIS BALLS
HANG HABER FROM THE RAFTERS
HANG HABER RAPE THE CORPSE VIOLATE THE OFFSPRING
HANG HABER! FUCK THAT GUY
HANG HABER'S CLOTHES IN THE RAIN
HANG HABER'S CLOTHES OUT TO DRY ON A RAINY DAY
HANG HABER'S FATHER
HANG HABER'S PICTURES AT A SLIGHTLY OFF ANGLE
HANG HABER, VOGEL AND DUBUC
HANG JOSHUA HABER
HARASS HABER ON TWITTER
HARD FEET FOR HABER
HARM HABER
HATE CRIME FOR HABER
HAUNT HABER
HAVE A FURRY CONVENTION AT HABER'S HOUSE
HAVE A GRUDGE AGAINST HABER
HAVE A PARADE AT HABER'S FUNERAL
HAVE CELESTIA COCKVORE HABER
HAVE DIARRHEA IN HABER'S CLOSET
HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ON HABER'S BED AFTER HEARING AMBER HEARDS' TRIAL VERDICT
HAVE GLIMMER RUIN HABER'S CHILDHOOD
HAVE GOLLY KICK HABER IN THE NUTS
HAVE HABER PAY FOR YOUR TO-GO MEAL
HAVE HABER RETIRE
HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL KIDS WITH HABER AND THEN GIVE THEM CANCER
HEAT BOTH SIDES OF HABER'S PILLOW
HELL FOR HABER
HIDE A BAG FULL OF WEED IN HABER'S POCKET AND REPORT HIM TO THE NEAREST POLICE OFFICER
HIDE A FORK IN HABER'S MICROWAVE
HIDE A PUBE IN HABER'S SALAD
HIDE HABER'S CAR KEYS
HIDE HABER'S PRESENTS IN THE WASHER
HIDE HABER'S REMOTE UNDER THE SINK
HIDE HABER'S TACKLE BOX BEFORE HIS FISHING TRIP
HIDE HABER'S TOILER PLUNGER ON TACO TUESDAY
HIDE HABER'S TOOTHBRUSH
HIDE STOLEN PAINTINGS FROM THE LOUVRE AT HABER'S ROOM
HIDE THE BATTERIES FROM HABER'S REMOTE
HIDE THE CAP FROM HABER'S TOOTHPASTE
HIDE THE MANUAL FOR HABER'S IKEA FURNITURE
HIDE TOASTER INSIDE HABER'S TUB
HIDE YOUR CUM SOCK IN HABER'S BEDSHEETS
HIGH FIVE HABER WHILE WEARING A RING
HIRE 140 MALE STRIPPERS TO PERFORM IN HABER'S MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY
HIRE 2 MANLY MASSEURS TO RUB HABER'S BACK
HIRE A HOBO TO TAKE A SHIT IN HABER'S SINK
HIRE A JAPANESE PORN STUDIO TO MAKE THEM FILM A PORNO BUT INSTEAD OF MOANING THEY SCREAM "HABER"
HIRE A PRIVATE DETECTIVE TO FIND OUT HABER'S DIRTIEST SECRETS AND BLACKMAIL HIM FOR YEARS UNTIL HE ADMITS DEFEAT
HIRE A TRUCK TO TAKE OUT HABER'S HOUSE AND MOVE HIM TO THE REPUBLIC OF MOLOSSIA
HIRE A TRUCKER TO SEND 25 TONS OF HAY TO FILL HABER'S HOUSE AND RELEASE A BUNCH OF HORSES IN FRONT SO THEY LEAVE A MESS INSIDE AND SHIT ALL OVER HIS PLACE
HIRE BUTCH HARTMAN TO TRACE A FRENCH GIRL AND PLACE HABER'S FACE ON IT
HIRE DANNY DEVITO AS HABER'S TAXI DRIVER BUT IN REALITY HE'S FROM FAKETAXI
HIRE DERPY TO CARRY A BIG PIANO ON TOP OF HABER
HIRE HABER A HOOKER AND HAVE HER NO SHOW
HIRE HABER AS A WRITER AND MAKE HIM WRITE COCK AND BALLS TORTURE STORIES
HIRE HABER TO WORK IN A COUNTRY ALBUM
HIRE JERMA TO EXPOSE HABER'S FETISHES THROUGH A SONG
HIRE NIKOCADO AVOCADO TO FILM A MUKBANG VIDEO AT HABER'S HOUSE
HIRE PONYVILLE PONIES TO KICK HABER IN THE NUTSACK FOR AN ENTIRE DAY
HIRE SHITTY CONTRACTORS TO BUILD HABER'S HOUSE
HIRE THE WUMAO TO CYBERBULLY HABER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE
HISS AT HABER
HIT AND RUN HABER
HIT HABER IN THE BALLS WITH A RIDING CROP
HIT HABER'S BATTLESHIP
HIT JOSH HABER, WITH AN ULLAPOOL CABER
HIT ON HABER'S WIFE ON THE BEACH
HIT YOUR CAR DOOR ON HABER'S CAR
HOLD HABER'S HAND AND THEN BREAK HIS HEART
HOLD HABER'S HOOF
HOLOCAUST HABER
HOOK HABER UP TO A FUCKING MACHINE THAT GOES 3000 RPM
HOOK HABER UP TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
HOTBOX HABER
HOTBOX HABER'S CAR
HOWITZER HABER
HUG HABER
HYPNIC JERK HABER
HYPNOTISE HABER TO BE AFRAID OF LADYBUGS
HYPNOTIZE HABER
HYPNOTIZE HABER TO PERSONALLY INCONVENIENCE HIMSELF
I DON'T KNOW WHO HABER IS BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE AN ASSHOLE
I DON'T KNOW WHO IS HABER, BUT I HATE HIM
I HATE HABER
I HATE HABER AND (YOU) SHOULD TOO
I HOPE HABER FORGETS HIS KEYS
I HOPE HABER GETS STUCK IN TRAFFIC
I HOPE HABER STUBS HIS TOE
I HOPE HABER STUBS HIS TOE TODAY
I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY ABOUT HABER, SORRY
I REMEMBER THAT HABER SUCKS
I REMEMBER! PISS IN HABER'S BED AND BLAME HIM!
I TELL HABER NOT TO THIN HIS PAINTS
I THINK HABER SUCKS
I WANT TO HAVE PIZZAS SENT TO HABER'S HOUSE
ILLEGALLY OCCUPY HABER'S HOUSE FOR 5 YEARS TO EARN OWNERSHIP OF HIS LAND
IMPALE HABER
IMPERSONATE HABER TO TALK SHIT ABOUT RICHY PHELPS ONLINE
IMPLY HABER'S MOTHER IS A LLAMA
IMPREGNATE HABER AND LEAVE HIM FOR ANOTHER WOMAN
IMPRISON HABER
INADVERTENTLY MAKE HABER'S DAY BETTER
INFECT HABER WITH AIDS
INFECT HABER'S COMPUTER WITH MALWARE
INFEST HABER'S HOME WITH COCKROACHES
INFEST HABER'S HOUSE WITH TERMITES
INFEST HABER'S PICNIC WITH ANTS
INFLATE DERPY WITH HABER'S TIRES
INFLATE PRICES AT HABER'S LOCAL MARKET
INJECT HABER'S FACE WITH BOTOX
INPUT LAG ON HABER'S CONTROLLER
INSTALL 20 TOOLBARS ON HABER'S COMPUTER
INSTALL 653 WINDOWS VIRUS AND RANSOMWARE IN HABER'S LAPTOP
INSTALL A TRACKING DEVICE BELOW HABER'S CAR TO DOX HIM IN REAL TIME
INSTALL AUTO UPDATES ON HABER'S COMPUTER
INSTALL BONZI BUDDY ON HABER'S COMPUTER
INSTALL BUNZU BUDDY IN HABER'S WORK COMPUTER
INSTALL DIGITAL COMBAT SIMULATOR ON HABER'S HDD
INSTALL DISCORD ON HABER'S COMPUTER
INSTALL GENTOO ON HABER'S COMPUTER
INSTALL GNU+LINUX ON HABER'S LAPTOP
INSTALL IFUNNY ON HABER'S PHONE
INSTALL MODERN WARFARE (2019) ON HABER'S SMALLEST HARD DRIVE
INSTALL PonyOS ON HABER'S PC
INSTALL SPEEDBUMPS IN HABER'S NEIGHBORHOOD
INSTALL WINDOWS 11 ON HABER'S PC
INSTALL WINDOWS ME ON HABER'S COMPUTER
INSULT HABER'S SELF INSERT
INSULT HABER'S WAIFU
INTENTIONALLY FORGET THE PICKLES ON HABER'S BURGER
INTERVENE HABER'S PHONE CALLS TO PLAY LOUD FART SOUNDS DURING HIS CALLS
INTRODUCE HABER TO BRANDON
INTRODUCE HABER'S LOLI FIGURINES UP HIS ASS
INTRODUCE PINKIE PIE'S PARTY CANNON IN HABER'S ANUS AND PULL THE CORD
INVITE 5102 GERMAN FURRIES TO HABER'S HOUSE FOR A FURRY ORGY CONVENTION
INVITE HABER OVER FOR A FAMILY DINNER AND HAVE A REALLY AWKWARD CONVERSATION THAT MAKES HIM FEEL LEFT OUT
INVITE HABER TO A CHRISTMAS PARTY TO A RANDOM ADDRESS
INVITE HABER TO A CON THAT DOESN'T EXIST
INVITE HABER TO CHRISTMAS DINNER BUT CHARGE HIM AT YOUR DOOR
INVITE HABER TO DINNER AND MAKE HIM PAY
INVITE HABER TO FOALCON 2023
INVITE HABER TO THE 89TH FLOOR TO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ON 9/11/2001
INVITE HABER TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY AND DON'T OPEN THE DOOR FOR HIM
INVITE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS INTO HABER'S HOME
INVOLVE HABER IN AN ASIAN LAND WAR
IT'S NOT GOOD TO SEE HABER
IWTCIH (HABER)
IWTCIJH (JOSH HABER)
JACKIE CHAN HABER'S TULPAS
JAIL HABER WITH BILL COSBY AS HIS ROOMMATE
JERK HABER OFF BUT DON'T FINNISH
JOSH HABER, I'M COMING TO KILL YOU IN LOS ANGELES AT YOUR HOUSE
JOSH HABER, I'M COMING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR HOUSE
JOSH HABER, I'M COMING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR HOUSE IN LOS ANGELES
JUDO THROW HABER INTO A MATTRESS
JUDO THROW HABER INTO PILLOWS
JUST SAW THE NAMES FOR THE REST OF EPISODES FROM THE SEASON AND I WANNA SLEEP ALL DAY, HANG HABER
JUST STRAIGHT UP PUNCH HABER IN THE FACE AND WALK AWAY
KEELHAUL HABER
KEEP HABER AWAY FROM THE PORTAL
KEEP HABER IN HIS EDGY PHASE
KEEP HABER STONED
KEEP HABER UP ALL NIGHT WITH INGRAM'S BANGER MUSIC
KEEP HABER'S CLOTHES IN THE WASHER FOR OVER A DAY SO THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT
KEY HABER'S CAR
KICK A ROCK UP AT HABER'S WINDSHIELD
KICK DOWN HABER'S DOOR AND RUN AWAY
KICK HABER DOWN THE STAIRS
KICK HABER IN THE SHINS
KICK HABER OUT OF 109 COUNTRIES
KICK HABER OUT OF HIS OWN HOUSE
KICK HABER'S CAT
KICK HABER'S LEGS UNTIL THEY GO DEAD
KICK HABER'S SAND CASTLE AND PUT SAND IN HIS TRUNKS
KICK HABER'S SANDCASTLE
KICK HABER'S SNOWMAN
KICK ICE UNDER HABER'S FRIDGE
KICK UP SAND INTO HABER'S PINA COLADA
KIDNAP 31 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, HIDE THEM IN HABER'S BASEMENT AND REPORT IT TO THE POLICE
KIDNAP AND TIE HABER TO FORCE HIM WATCH GOATSE
KIDNAP HABER AND FORCE HIM TO REWRITE HIS EPISODES
KIDNAP HABER AND GIVE HIM TO "BLACKED" FOR HIS DEBUT IN THE PORN INDUSTRY AS A REPLACEMENT TO PIPER PERRI
KIDNAP HABER AND SEND HIM TO A CHINESE PLUSH MANUFACTURER COMPANY
KIDNAP HABER'S DOG
KILL ALL OF HABER'S OVERLORDS
KILL ALL OF HABER'S TEETH GERMS
KILL AND REPLACE HABER WITH A BETTER DOUBLE
KILL HABER
KILL HABER (IN FORTNITE)
KILL HABER 25 TIMES IN MODERN WARFARE 2 THEN NUKE HIM
KILL HABER'S CAT
KILL HABER'S DOG
KILL HABER'S DOG WITH A VEGAN DIET
KILL HABER'S OC
KILL HABER'S RABBI
KILL HABER, USE A PUMP TO FORCE ASH INTO HIS CHEST CAVITY AND THEN TUCK HIM INTO BED AND BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN SO THE AUTOPSY SHOWS HE WAS BREATHING IN ASH AT THE TIME OF DEATH, RULING OUT MURDER
KILL HABER. BEHEAD HABER. ROUNDHOUSE KICK HABER INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK A HABER BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY HABER. DEFECATE IN HABER'S FOOD. LAUNCH HABER INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY HABER IN A WOK. TOSS HABER INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. URINATE INTO HABER'S GAS TANK. JUDO THROW
KILLDOZER HABER'S HOUSE
KISS HABER ON THE LIPS
KISS HABER THEN KICK HIS CROTCH
KISS HABER'S KAT
KISS HABER'S MOM
KISS HABER'S WAIFU
KNOCK DOWN HABER
KNOCK ON HABER'S DOOR AND RUN AWAY
KNOCK OVER HABER'S CUCUMBER SANDWICHES
KNOCK OVER HABER'S SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS
KNOCK OVER THE PORT-A-POTTY WHILE HABER'S IN IT
LACE HABER'S WEED WITH PCP
LAG HABER'S STREAM WITH EMOTE SPAM
LATE FRANCE UNDER HABER'S NAME
LAY EGGS INTO HABER
LEAVE A RUDE MESSAGE ON HABER'S VOICEMAIL
LEAVE ALL OF HABER'S LIGHTS ON
LEAVE BITE MARKS ON HABER'S PENS
LEAVE DOG SHIT ON HABER'S LAWN
LEAVE HABER A MAP TO NOWHERE
LEAVE HABER AT THE BEACH
LEAVE HABER AT THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST
LEAVE HABER IN VICTORIA'S SECRET
LEAVE HABER ON A SINKING SHIP
LEAVE HABER ON AN ISLAND WITHOUT A VOLLEYBALL TO NAME WILSON
LEAVE HABER ON READ
LEAVE HABER OUT IN THE RAIN WHILE DRINKING HOT COCO
LEAVE HABER OUTSIDE IN A THUNDER STORM
LEAVE HABER'S BREAD OUT TO GET STALE
LEAVE HABER'S CAR LIGHTS ON
LEAVE HABER'S DOOR OPEN
LEAVE HABER'S DOOR OPEN IN THE WINTER
LEAVE HABER'S FRIDGE DOOR OPEN
LEAVE HABER'S FRIDGE OPEN
LEAVE HABER'S FROZEN FOOD IN THE REFRIGERATOR
LEAVE HABER'S KEYS IN HIS FRONT DOOR
LEAVE HABER'S MAILBOX OPEN
LEAVE HABER'S MILK ON THE BENCH
LEAVE HABER'S MILK OUT TO SPOIL
LEAVE HABER'S MOBILE DATA ON
LEAVE HABER'S OVEN ON
LEAVE HABER'S PHONE FLASHLIGHT ON
LEAVE HABER'S SINK ON
LEAVE HABER'S TAP RUNNING
LEAVE HABER'S TOILET SEAT UP
LEAVE HABER'S TV ON AT NIGHT
LEAVE HABER'S WALLET AT HOME
LEAVE HABER'S WATER RUNNING
LEAVE HABER'S WINDOW OPEN TO LET BUGS IN
LEAVE LEGOS ON HABER'S BEDROOM FLOOR
LEAVE ONLY A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA IN HABER'S FRIDGE
LEAVE POOP ON THE SIDE OF HABER'S TOILET
LEAVE SHARP NAILS ON HABER'S DRIVEWAY
LEAVE THE CAP OFF HABER'S TOOTHPASTE
LEAVE THE CRUST ON HABER'S SANDWICH
LEAVE THE DOOR TO HABER'S HOUSE OPEN WITH THE HEATER RUNNING
LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON IN HABER'S LIVING ROOM
LEECH ALL OF HABER'S TORRENTS
LEGALLY HUNTING HABER AT THE WOODS
LEGALLY MARRY HABER AND DIVORCE HIM IMMEDIATELY TO TAKE HALF OF HIS BELONGINGS AWAY
LET 5 PSI OF AIR OUT OF HABER'S FRONT RIGHT TIRE EACH MORNING
LET BRANDON CUCK HABER
LET BRANDON MARRY HABER'S WIFE
LET BRANDON STEAL HABER'S WIFE
LET HABER BE TAKEN OFF BY THE CURRENT
LET HABER CHEAT OFF OF YOUR MATH TEST
LET HABER GET RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
LET HABER HIT EVERY RED LIGHT
LET HABER LIVE FOR NOW
LET HABER LIVE FOR ONE DAY
LET HABER NOT READ PAGE 82 IN TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
LET HABER STUB HIS TOE EVERY MORNING
LET HABER WIPE OUT
LET HABER'S FRUIT SPOIL
LET HABER'S ICE CREAM MELT
LET HABER'S MICROWAVE DING
LET HABER'S OUTDOOR CAT INSIDE
LET HABER'S SHOWER TAKE LONG TO WARM UP
LET HABER'S TEA STEW FOR DOUBLE THE RECOMMENDED TIME
LET MARRY HABER'S WIFE
LET MOTHS INTO HABER'S DRY GOODS
LET PINKIE THROW A PARTY FOR HABER
LET THE AIR OUT OF HABER'S FLOATIES, BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT
LET THE AIR OUT OF HABER'S TIRES
LET TIREK BREAK HABER IN TWO
LET YOUR DOG OUT ON HABER'S LAWN
LET YOUR DOG SHIT ON HABER'S LAWN AND DON'T CLEAN IT UP
LET'S START AT THE TOP. RAPE HABER
LICK ALL OF HABER'S SPOONS
LICK HABER'S ICE CREAM CONE
LICK HABER'S LIGHTBULBS
LICK HABER'S PENIS UNTIL HE'S TO THE EDGE OF CUMMING AND THEN BLUEBALL HIM
LIE TO HABER ABOUT THE GAME HAVING AUTOSAVE
LITTER THE BEACH AND BLAME HABER
LIVE IN HABER'S WALLS AND GASLIGHT HIM INTO THINKING HE'S CRAZY
LIVE INSIDE HABER'S WALLS AND MAKE SCRATCHING NOISES AT NIGHT
LOBOTOMIZE HABER
LOBOTOMIZE HABER IN HIS SLEEP
LOCK HABER IN A FURRY ORGY
LOCK HABER IN A ROOM AND PLAY SOME OF THE OLD LUDWIG VAN
LOCK HABER IN A ROOM WITH DISCORD
LOCK HABER IN A ROOM WITH PINKIE PIE FOR 12 HOURS
LOCK HABER IN A ROOM WITH STARLIGHT GLIMMER
LOCK HABER IN A STABLE FULL OF FARTING COWS
LOCK HABER UP IN CHAINS
LOCK HABER UP IN DAVID JONES' LOCKER FULL OF STINKY POOP SOCKS
LOCK HABER UP IN THE CAR IN SUMMER
LOCK HABER'S BEDROOM DOOR AND HIDE THE KEY
LOCK HABER'S HOUSE THROUGH BLUETOOTH
LOCK HABER'S KEYS IN HIS CAR
LOG OUT OF HABER'S ACCOUNTS
LOOK AT HABER'S PENIS IN THE URINAL
LOOSEN HABER'S SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS
LOOSEN THE SCREWS ON HABER'S DOORKNOBS
LOOSEN THE WHEELS ON HABER'S CAR
LOOSEN THREADS IN HABER'S CLOTHING
LOSE HABER'S BOOKMARK
LOSE HABER'S FAVORITE TIE
LOWER HABER'S BRIGHTNESS ALL THE WAY
LOWER HABER'S CREDIT SCORE
LOWER THE VALUE OF HABER'S HOUSE
LUBE HABER'S HALLS IN OIL AND BANANA PEELS
LYNCH HABER
LYNCH HABER AND TOSS HIS BODY IN THE MUD
MACGUFFIN HABER
MAIL EXPIRED FRUIT TO HABER'S HOUSE
MAIL HABER A PIPE BOMB
MAIL HABER OUR FANFICTION
MAIL HABER WOJAKS
MAJORLY INCONVENIENCE HABER
MAKE 50 FAKE TWITCH ACCOUNTS, GO TO HABER'S OBSCURE STREAM, INSULT HIM WITH EACH ACCOUNT DIFFERENTLY THEN LEAVE
MAKE A CARDBOARD CUT OUT OF A GUY WITH BINOCULARS, PUT IT IN THE DIRECTION OF HABER'S WINDOW FROM A FEW MILES AWAY
MAKE A COMPILATION OF ALL THESE HABERPOSTS AND SEND IT TO HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY
MAKE A COURSE IN HAPPY WHEELS WHERE HABER IS BELOW JUSTIN BIEBER
MAKE A DEEPFAKE AI IMAGE OF HABER CHOKING ON HORSE COCK AND PUBLISH IT ON HIS FACEBOOK POSTS
MAKE A FAKE DEVIANTART FETISH ACCOUNT UNDER HABER'S NAME, SEND IT TO HIS WHOLE FAMILY
MAKE A HYPER-REALISTIC MODEL OF HABER'S WIFE FROM CAKE, THEN EAT IT IN FRONT OF HIM
MAKE A MINIATURE TOY OF HABER, PUT IN A JAR, MAIL IT TO HIM
MAKE A NEW JUST EMOTE OF HABER
MAKE A PHONE CALL WHILE HABER IS USING THE DIAL-UP
MAKE A PLASTIC HABER FIGURINE THEN PUT IT IN A JAR
MAKE A SECOND NAME TO SPAM HABER WITH MOONMAN WHEN HE BLOCKS YOU
MAKE A TROJAN HORSE FOR HABER
MAKE A VIDEO FAKING YOUR LOVE AND WILDEST DESIRES TOWARDS HABER USING A TTS PROGRAM AND UPLOAD IT TO YOUTUBE 419 TIMES
MAKE ALL HABER'S MARSHMALLOWS STALE
MAKE ALL HABER'S VIDEOS 144p
MAKE ALL OF HABER'S LEFT SOCKS SLIGHTLY DAMP
MAKE ALL OF HABER'S PONIES BUFFER
MAKE AN AI OF HABER'S VOICE, MAKE HIM SAY NIGGER, AND SEND THE RECORDING TO HIS BOSS
MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR HABER
MAKE AN ONLYFANS ACCOUNT USING HABER'S CREDIT CARD AND SUBSCRIBE TO NIKOCADO AVOCADO
MAKE BAD HABER'S AI VOICE
MAKE BRANDON CUCK HABER
MAKE BRANDON KILL HABER
MAKE BRANDON STEAL HABER'S WAIFU
MAKE BRANDON STEP ON HABER
MAKE CHRYSALIS RAPE HABER
MAKE FLUTTERS NOT HUG HABER
MAKE FUN OF HABER'S DIFFERENCES
MAKE GLIMMER BRAINWASH HABER
MAKE GLIMMER HABER'S WAIFU
MAKE HABER 20% LAMER
MAKE HABER A BIRTHDAY CAKE MADE WITH BLACK LICORICE
MAKE HABER A CAKE AND THEN PUSH IT IN HIS FACE
MAKE HABER A CRIME
MAKE HABER A GAY FROG
MAKE HABER A GELDING
MAKE HABER A SALAD BUT NEVER TOSS IT
MAKE HABER A WAGIE
MAKE HABER ACTUALLY WATCH SEASON 1
MAKE HABER AN EMOTE
MAKE HABER ANAL PROLAPSE
MAKE HABER BALD
MAKE HABER BE FRIENDS WITH SPIKE
MAKE HABER BE GUEST OF HONOR AT TROTCON
MAKE HABER BEST MAN
MAKE HABER BLACK
MAKE HABER BRANDON'S CONCUBINE
MAKE HABER BREAKFAST BUT LEAVE IT OUT TOO LONG SO IT GETS COLD
MAKE HABER BREATHE IN THE CHEMICALS
MAKE HABER BROWSE /qa/
MAKE HABER BUY CYTUBE PREMIUM
MAKE HABER BUY LOOTBOXES
MAKE HABER CALL ZECORA A ZIGGER TO HER FACE
MAKE HABER CHOOSE BETWEEN THE CHAIR AND THE CAKE
MAKE HABER CLICK THE TREE EMOTE AT A FAMILY GATHERING
MAKE HABER COLLAB WITH BRANDON THE BRONY PONY
MAKE HABER COME DOWNSTAIRS AND MISS HIS FAVORITE EPISODE
MAKE HABER COME DOWNSTAIRS AND MISS HIS FAVORITE EPISODE BECAUSE HE HASN'T LEFT HIS ROOM IN ALMOST A WEEK
MAKE HABER COUNT TO 100
MAKE HABER DEBATE BRANDON
MAKE HABER DISAPPEAR AND NEVER REAPPEAR
MAKE HABER DO A FEET PHOTO SESSION AND SELL THE PICS TO DAN SCHNEIDER
MAKE HABER DRINK BADLY BREWED COFFEE
MAKE HABER DRINK GLIMMER'S ANGER JAR
MAKE HABER DRINK MEXICAN TAP WATER
MAKE HABER DRINK MOLTEN LEAD
MAKE HABER DRINK OLD CRYSTAL PEPSI
MAKE HABER DRINK ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING HIS TEETH
MAKE HABER DRINK SALT WATER
MAKE HABER DRINK WARM DR. PEPPER
MAKE HABER EARLY FRANCE
MAKE HABER EAT ALL THE EGGS
MAKE HABER EAT BEANS IN THE CINEMA
MAKE HABER EAT FINNISH FOOD
MAKE HABER EAT THE BUGS
MAKE HABER EMPTY HIS BANK ACCOUNT ON A GACHA GAME
MAKE HABER ENDURE ALL EARLY FRANCEPOSTS
MAKE HABER EXIST IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN WHO HE IS
MAKE HABER EXPERIENCE INDIGESTION
MAKE HABER FACE THE PONY OF SHADOW
MAKE HABER FAGGOT SPIKE
MAKE HABER FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SHOW AND RUIN ITS LATER SEASON
MAKE HABER FIGHT COHOZUNA ON HIGH TIDE
MAKE HABER FLY TO THE CASTLE
MAKE HABER FORGET ABOUT THE ANNI STREAM
MAKE HABER FORGET HIS SECRET CODE
MAKE HABER FORGET WHY HE WALKED INTO A ROOM
MAKE HABER GAG
MAKE HABER GET 120 DUNGEONEERING
MAKE HABER GET 99 RUNECRAFTING
MAKE HABER GET AN ITCH ON THEIR FOOT BUT ONLY WHEN HE IS WEARING SHOES SO IT'S VERY HARD TO SCRATCH
MAKE HABER GET BLINKER FLUID
MAKE HABER GET GAS IN COONTOWN
MAKE HABER GET HARD FEET
MAKE HABER GET OUT OF BED EVERY TIME HE IS COMFORTABLE
MAKE HABER GET OUT OF BED JUST AS HE'S GETTING COMFORTABLE
MAKE HABER GET SMASHED BY YAKS
MAKE HABER GET STOMPED BY AN ELEPHANT
MAKE HABER GET STUNG BY BEES
MAKE HABER GO DOWN DOWN DOWN
MAKE HABER GO ON A CARNIVAL RIDE
MAKE HABER GO THOUGHT PUBERTY AGAIN
MAKE HABER HANG OUT WITH SEASON 5 EPISODE 1 STARLIGHT GLIMMER
MAKE HABER HARBOR KIND BUT ULTIMATELY ANNOYING SEAMEN IN HIS HOME
MAKE HABER HAVE VITILIGO
MAKE HABER HIT HIMSELF
MAKE HABER HYPERVENTILATE
MAKE HABER INSTALL GENTOO
MAKE HABER INTO AN IDIOT SANDWICH
MAKE HABER INVEST IN DOGE
MAKE HABER INVISIBOO
MAKE HABER LATE FOR SCHOOL
MAKE HABER LATE FRANCE
MAKE HABER LATE FRANCEPOST
MAKE HABER LATE TO THE BUS
MAKE HABER LAUGH AT MOONMAN POSTS SO HARD HE SPITS OUT HIS DELICIOUS DRINK
MAKE HABER LEARN ALL THE INSTRUMENTS IN THE WORLD
MAKE HABER LICK A 9 VOLT BATTERY
MAKE HABER LICK EASY FEET
MAKE HABER LISTEN TO BRANDON ASMR
MAKE HABER LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC
MAKE HABER LISTEN TO EARRAPE MLP SONGS
MAKE HABER LISTEN TO FLUTTERSHY CRYING FOR AN HOUR
MAKE HABER LISTEN TO HIS EXPOSITION
MAKE HABER LISTEN TO THE LIVING TOMBSTONE
MAKE HABER LISTEN TO THIS
MAKE HABER LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE ON REPEAT
MAKE HABER LISTEN TO THIS SONG
MAKE HABER LIVE WITH THE AMISH
MAKE HABER LOOK AFTER :hellbugged:
MAKE HABER LOOK AT ALL HABER POSTS
MAKE HABER LOOK AT ANTHRO
MAKE HABER LOSE ALL HIS TF2 MATCHES
MAKE HABER LOSE COUNT
MAKE HABER MISS QUINTS BY ONE
MAKE HABER PAUSE THE GAME IN MULTIPLAYER SLAYER
MAKE HABER PAY FOR AN ADOBE SUBSCRIPTION
MAKE HABER PAY FOR HIS ACTIONS
MAKE HABER PAY FOR PREMIUM GAS
MAKE HABER PAY FOR WINRAR
MAKE HABER PAY TAXES
MAKE HABER PLAY DARK ELDAR
MAKE HABER PLAY FOR /sp/ IN THE 4CC
MAKE HABER PLAY SAINTS ROW
MAKE HABER PLAY SECOND FIDDLE, BUT TAKE HIS FIDDLE
MAKE HABER PLAY THAT G5 GAME. AND PAY FULL PRICE FOR IT
MAKE HABER POST EZ FEET (BAD)
MAKE HABER PRESENT THE WHOLE PROJECT TO THE CLASS
MAKE HABER PRODUCE G5
MAKE HABER PULL MY FINGER (its funny because im gonna fart)
MAKE HABER READ 120 DAYS OF BLUEBLOOD
MAKE HABER READ ALL THE CUCK FIMFICTION EVER WRITTEN
MAKE HABER READ MY LITTLE DASHIE
MAKE HABER READ THE FIM BIBLE
MAKE HABER REALIZE HE'S 5'7
MAKE HABER REBUY SKYRIM
MAKE HABER RECONSIDER HIS LIFE CHOICES
MAKE HABER RECORD VIDEO ON ANDROID
MAKE HABER RETCON MOVIE-S9
MAKE HABER RIDE A FLYING PIG
MAKE HABER RUN OUT OF HOT WATER
MAKE HABER RUN THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST
MAKE HABER SAY THE N-WORD WHILE READING TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
MAKE HABER SERVE THE HIVE
MAKE HABER SHIT HIMSELF
MAKE HABER SHIT HIS OWN BED
MAKE HABER SIGN A TREATY OF VERSAILLES
MAKE HABER SLEEP THROUGH THE REWATCH
MAKE HABER SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL
MAKE HABER SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH DISCORD
MAKE HABER SPEND HEARTH'S WARMING EVE WITH THE PIE FAMILY
MAKE HABER SPIT OUT HIS PIZZA
MAKE HABER STARE INTO A MICROWAVE
MAKE HABER STEP ON LEGO
MAKE HABER STUB HIS TOE
MAKE HABER SUFFER SMALL INCONVENIENCE ON A DAILY BASIS
MAKE HABER SUFFER THE PAIN OF NOT HAVING A CUTE PONY TO RUB HER BELLY
MAKE HABER SWAB THE POOP DECK
MAKE HABER TALK ABOUT JUNE 1989 IN BEIJING
MAKE HABER THE KING OF LIMBO
MAKE HABER THE PROTAGONIST OF A CHOOSE YOUR AUTISM FANFIC
MAKE HABER THE PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER 1 OF FRANCE
MAKE HABER TYPE MOONBEAM INSTEAD OF MOONMAN
MAKE HABER USE PEERTUBE
MAKE HABER USE REDDIT
MAKE HABER VEGAN
MAKE HABER VISIT BRONYCON
MAKE HABER VISIT CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK
MAKE HABER VOICE ACT ALL BRANDON VIDEOS
MAKE HABER WAIT HOURS AT THE POST OFFICE
MAKE HABER WAIT IN A LONG QUEUE
MAKE HABER WALK
MAKE HABER WALK THE PLANK
MAKE HABER WANT TO SNEEZE BUT HE NEVER CAN
MAKE HABER WATCH A 5 HOUR LONG SEASON 9 ANALYSIS
MAKE HABER WATCH BIG MOUTH
MAKE HABER WATCH BRANDON
MAKE HABER WATCH BRANDON FUCK GLIMMER
MAKE HABER WATCH BRONY MEETS EQUESTRIA
MAKE HABER WATCH DISCORD EPS
MAKE HABER WATCH DT EAT A WHOLE CAKE
MAKE HABER WATCH EQG
MAKE HABER WATCH FAMILY GUY
MAKE HABER WATCH G3.5
MAKE HABER WATCH G5
MAKE HABER WATCH HIS OWN EPISODES
MAKE HABER WATCH HIS OWN SEASONS
MAKE HABER WATCH HIS OWN WORK
MAKE HABER WATCH INFLATION FETISH VIDS
MAKE HABER WATCH MLP ANALYSIS VIDEOS
MAKE HABER WATCH PONY LIFE
MAKE HABER WATCH REALITY TV
MAKE HABER WATCH SEASON 1
MAKE HABER WATCH THE ANNI STREAM WITH CONSTANT BUFFERING
MAKE HABER WATCH THE CZECH DUB
MAKE HABER WATCH THE PILOT
MAKE HABER WATCH THIS MOVIE BUT MUTE IT WHEN THE SONGS COME ON
MAKE HABER WATCH WHOLESOME FAN-CONTENT
MAKE HABER WEAR BLUE IN THE BLOOD'S TURF
MAKE HABER WRITE A DECENT EPISODE AT GUNPOINT
MAKE HABER WRITE ABOUT TORTURING HABER
MAKE HABER WRITE AN ESSAY
MAKE HABER WRITE BAD CHECKS
MAKE HABER WRITE BAD CHECKS I know I wrote this one already but I'm curious if anyone gets the reference
MAKE HABER WRITE BAD MLP PLOT
MAKE HABER WRITE BRANDON'S NEXT FANFIC
MAKE HABER WRITE FOR G% SO HASBRO EXECS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE
MAKE HABER WRITE LaTeX
MAKE HABER WRITE VORE GREENS
MAKE HABER WRITE WITH PARTIALLY WORKING PENS
MAKE HABER'S ADOBE LICENSE EXPIRE
MAKE HABER'S ASSHOLE SORE WHILE CAMPING
MAKE HABER'S CHEESE-ITS SLIGHTLY SOGGY
MAKE HABER'S CONTROLLER VIBRATE FOR A LONG TIME
MAKE HABER'S CRUSH FALL FOR SOMEONE ELSE
MAKE HABER'S FEET NOT EASY
MAKE HABER'S HANGING PORTRAITS CROOKED
MAKE HABER'S INFANT TOO COLD FOR COMFORT
MAKE HABER'S MOM FORGET HIM
MAKE HABER'S PACKAGE LATE
MAKE HABER'S PORRIDGE TOO COLD AND TOO HOT
MAKE HABER'S SOCKS MISMATCHING
MAKE HABER'S SOCKS WET
MAKE HABER'S TEAM LOSE THE BIG GAME
MAKE HABER'S VIDEOS BUFFER
MAKE HABER'S WAIFU CANONICALLY PREGNANT
MAKE HABER'S WINDSHIELD WIPERS NOT WORK
MAKE HER FORGET ABOUT HABER
MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLY CHILLY IN HABER'S HOUSE
MAKE JOSH HABER WORK AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT WITH JIMMY NEUTRON
MAKE NEWFAGS FORGET WHO HABER IS
MAKE PUTIN SEND A KGB AGENT TO HABER'S HOUSE
MAKE SURE ALL OF HABER'S CAPTCHAS HAVE W'S, U'S AND V'S IN THEM
MAKE TWITCH DONATION WITH HABER'S CREDIT CARD
MARK HABER FOR DESTRUCTION
MARK HABER'S YOUTUBE VIDEOS AS MADE FOR KIDS
MARK YOUR TERRITORY ON HABER'S TESLA
MARRY HABER TO BRANDON
MELT HABER'S ICE CREAM
MEME HABER
MEME HABER AND HAVE HIM CLASSIFIED AS A HATE CRIME UNDER THE ADL
MESS UP HABER'S GARAGE
MESS UP HABER'S SUBWAY ORDER
MESS WITH THE TEMPERATURE ON HABER'S THERMOSTAT
MICROWAVE FOOD AT 3AM WHILE HABER IS SLEEPING
MICROWAVE HABER'S FORKS
MICROWAVE HABER'S LAPTOP BATTERY
MILDLY INCONVENIENCE HABER
MILDLY INCONVENIENCE HABER UNTIL HE COMMITS SUICIDE
MIND CONTROL HABER
MISMATCH HABER'S SHOE COLLECTION
MISPELL HABER'S NAME ON HIS BIRTHDAY CARD
MISPLACE HABER'S CUTLERY
MISSPELL HABER'S NAME AS "HARBER"
MIX AMMONIA AND BLEACH IN HABER'S LIVING ROOM
MIX HABER'S COLORED LAUNDRY WITH HIS WHITES
MIX PEPSI IN WITH COLA IN HABER'S DRINK
MIX UP HABER'S DRAWERS SO HE HAS ODD SOCKS
MOAN WHEN HABER IS TAKING A PHONE CALL
MOCK HABER SO MUCH YOU GET MUTED
MOONBEAM SPAM ON HABER'S STREAM
MOVE ALL OF HABER'S FURNITURE OFF BY AN INCH
MOVE BRANDON INTO HABER'S HOUSE
MOVE HABER'S COLD BEVERAGES OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR SO THAT IT GETS WARM
MOVE HABER'S FURNITURE AROUND
MOVE HABER'S FURNITURE SLIGHTLY SO HE BUMPS HIS SHINS ON THEM
MOVE HABER'S REMOTE JUST OUT OF REACH
MOW HABER'S LAWN WITH GASOLINE AND MATCHES
MUTE HABER FOR HABERPOSTING
MUTE HABER FOR MOONPOSTING
MUTE HABER IN ALL HIS DISCORD CALLS
MUTILATE HABER
NAIL HABER'S BALLS TO THE WALL
NEARLY CUT THROUGH HABER'S DOGS LEASH
NEVER ENDING HABER POSTING
NEVER PLAY HABER'S SONGS ON THE RADIO
NEVER RETURN HABER'S LETTERS
NEVER TURN YOUR BLINKER ON FOR HABER
NO HABER
NO MORE MILD INCONVENIENCES -- HANG HABER
NOMINATE HABER TO A NOBEL PRIZE 6 TIMES IN A ROW AND NEVER AWARD HIM
NOTHING ON HABER'S WISHLIST EVER GETS DISCOUNTED DURING THE SUMMER SALE
NTR HABER
NUMBER 15, HABER KING FOOT LETTUCE
OFFER HABER A PLACE IN THE NAVY, HE'S GAY
OFFER HABER A SPOT AT VAULTEC'S NEAREST FACILITY 1 DAY BEFORE RUSSIA NUKES HIS HOUSE, ONLY TO TELL HIM HE CAN ONLY ENTER AFTER 3 WEEKS DUE TO THE POLICY
ONE BULLET FOR HABER FOR EACH SHIP
ONLY CHECK HABER ONCE ON THE LIST
OPEN A FEMBOY HOOTERS FRANCHISE AT HABER'S HOUSE
OPEN ALL OF HABER'S DRAWS
OPEN ALL OF HABER'S WINDOWS IN A RAIN STORM
OPEN HABER'S CAR WINDOWS AT THE CAR WASH
OPEN HABER'S GIFT BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY
OPEN PORNHUB ON HABER'S BROWSER
OPEN PORNHUB ON YOUR LAPTOP AT THE LIBRARY AND BLAME IT AT HABER
OPEN THE STAIRWAY ON NACHT FOR HABER
OPEN THE WINDOWS AS HABER IS GOING THROUGH A CAR WASH
ORDER A FREE ROUND FOR HABER AT THE BAR
ORDER A SHITLOAD OF PIZZA WITH HABER'S CREDIT CARD AND HAVE IT DELIVERED TO YOU
ORDER FIFTY PINEAPPLE PIZZAS TO HABER'S HOUSE
ORDER HABER A BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE BURGER
ORDER HABER A PIZZA
ORDER HABER TWO NUMBER 9s A NUMBER 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 6 EXTRA DIP, TWO NUMBER 45s ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA
ORDER PIZZAS TO HABER'S HOUSE
ORGANIZE A GLOBAL YU-GI-OH TOURNAMENT AT HABER'S HOUSE
OUTBID HABER ON A NEW GRAPHICS CARD
OUTBID HABER ON EBAY
OVER INFLATE THE TIRES ON HABER'S CAR BY 2 PSI
OVERCOOK HABER'S STEAK
OVERFEED HABER
OVERFEED HABER'S FISH
OVERSALT HABER'S FRIES
OVERTIGHTEN ALL THE BOLTS ON HABER'S CAR SO HE HAS TO PAY A MECHANIC FOR EVEN SIMPLE MAINTENANCE
OVERWATER HABER'S PETUNIAS
PAINT A FAKE TUNNEL ONTO A WALL AND WATCH HABER CRASH INTO IT
PAINT A FIRE HYDRANT WITH AMONG US COLOR OUTSIDE HABER'S HOUSE
PAINT HABER'S FENCE A DIFFERENT COLOR
PAINT HABER'S HAIR GREEN
PAINT HABER'S HOUSE PINK
PAINT HABER'S KIDS BLUE
PANTS HABER AND SHOW EVERYONE THAT HE'S ALSO WEARING PANTIES
PARK A CAR BOMB OUTSIDE HABER'S HOUSE
PARK CLOSE TO HABER'S CAR
PARK INTO HABER'S SPOT
PARK YOUR CAR TOO CLOSE TO HABER'S CAR
PAY FIZZLEPOP BERRYTWIST TO KICK HABER IN THE NUTSACK
PAY SPIKE TO CUT HABER'S BRAKES
PAY WITH A CHECK IN HABER'S LINE
PEE IN HABER'S POOL
PEE ON HABER'S DRUG TEST CUP
PEER PRESSURE HABER INTO RELEASING THE MAGIC
PERFORM CONSTRUCTION NEARBY HABER'S HOUSE AFTER 9PM
PERFORM SURGERY ON HABER'S LEFT LEG BONE TO MAKE IT EXACTLY 5 MILLIMETERS SHORTER THAN THE RIGHT BONE
PET HABER'S DOG
PETRIFY HABER
PHOTOBOMB HABER'S SELFIE
PHOTOSHOP A HORSECOCK INTO HABER'S MOUTH, PRINT IT OUT, & POST IT AT THE OFFICE
PHOTOSHOP A HORSECOCK INTO HABER'S MOUTH, PRINT IT OUT, & THEN POST IT ON HIS OFFICE DOOR AT WORK
PICK HABER'S BRAIN WITH A CHISEL
PICK ON HABER
PICK PINKIE PIE OPTION FOR HABER
PINCH HABER'S CHEEK
PING HABER'S ROUTER UNTIL IT SHUTS DOWN
PIRATE HABER'S CABLE
PISS ALL OVER HABER'S TOILET SEAT AND FLOORS
PISS AT HABER'S CUP WHEN HE ISN'T LOOKING AROUND
PISS IN HABER
PISS IN HABER'S APPLE JUICE
PISS IN HABER'S ASS
PISS IN HABER'S CEREAL
PISS IN HABER'S COFFEE
PISS IN HABER'S GAS TANK
PISS IN HABER'S IV
PISS IN HABER'S LEMON SNO CONE
PISS IN HABER'S LEMONADE
PISS IN HABER'S OATMEAL
PISS IN HABER'S SOUP
PISS IN HABER'S TEA
PISS IN HABER'S TEA CUP
PISS IN HABER'S TOILET RESERVOIR
PISS ON HABER
PISS ON HABER'S CAR BATTERY
PISS ON HABER'S CUPCAKE
PISS ON HABER'S FACE
PISS ON HABER'S LAWN
PISS ON HABER'S PILLOW
PISS ON HABER'S TENDIES
PISS ON HABER'S TOILET PAPER
PISS ON HABER'S TOILET PAPER ROLL
PISS ON HABER'S TOOTHBRUSH
PLACE A BANANA PEEL IN FRONT OF HABER'S CAR
PLACE HABER IN THE BRIG AFTER 20 LASHES
PLANT A BOMB IN HABER'S CAR
PLANT A BOMB IN HABER'S PRIUS
PLAY "I MADE YOU LOOK" WITH HABER
PLAY ALL HABER'S VHS TAPES AND DON'T REWIND THEM
PLAY AMBATAKUM IN HABER'S ZOOM MEETING
PLAY HABER'S RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 SAVE AND SPEND ALL HIS MONEY ON SNAKE POISON ANTIDOTE
PLAY HALO REACH LASO WITH HABER AND KILL YOURSELF WHENEVER YOU'RE ABOUT TO CHECKPOINT
PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH HABER BUT DON'T LOOK FOR HIM
PLAY LOUD MUSIC NEXT TO HABER'S ROOM
PLAY THE YOVIDAPHONE OUTSIDE HABER'S WINDOW WHILE HE TRIES TO SLEEP
PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES WHILE HABER IS TRYING TO SLEEP
PLUCK OUT THE KEYS ON HABER'S KEYBOARD
POISON HABER'S LAWN
POKE A HOLE IN ALL OF HABER'S CUPS
POKE A HOLE IN HABER'S POCKET
POKE A HOLE IN HABER'S WATERBED
POKE HOLES IN ALL OF HABER'S SOCKS
POKE HOLES IN HABER'S CONDOM
POKE HOLES IN HABER'S SURFBOARD
POKE HOLES IN HABER'S WINDOW SCREENS
PONYNAP HABER'S WAIFU
POO IN HABER'S LOO
POOP IN HABER'S SANDBOX
POOP IN HABER'S SHOWER DRAIN
POOP IN THE TANK ON HABER'S TOILET
POORLY WRAP HABER'S GIFT (NOTHING)
POP ALL OF HABER'S BUBBLE WRAP
POP HABER'S FINGERS
POST CRINGE USING HABER'S ACCOUNT IN THE COMPANY SLACK
POST FRANCE EARLIER THAN HABER
POST HABER'S BRONY PRESENTATION ON YOUTUBE
POST HVOP PORN IN HABER'S CLOP THREAD
POST PONY PORN ON HABER'S WORK COMPUTER
POTATO IN HABER'S EXHAUST PIPE
POUR COCA COLA INTO HABER'S SLIPPERS
POUR HABER'S MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL
POUR HOTSAUCE IN HABER'S EGGNOG
POUR OUT HABER'S MILK SO HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR BREAKFAST
POUR SALT IN HABER'S PUDDING
POUR SALT INTO HABER'S OPEN WOUNDS
POUR SALT INTO HABER'S WATER
POUR SNOT IN HABER'S MOUTH
POUR SODA ON HABER'S KEYBOARDS
POUR SUGAR IN HABER'S CAR
POUR SUGAR IN HABER'S GAS TANK
POUR TOO MUCH MILK IN HABER'S CEREAL
POUR WATER IN HABER'S CHEERIOS
POUR WATER IN HABER'S SOAP DISPENSER
POUR WATER IN HABER'S SPACE HEATER
PRANK CALL HABER
PRANK CALL HABER AT 4AM
PRANK CALL HABER EVERY DAY
PREPARE TRAPS FOR HABER
PRETEND TO BE A BARBER AND FUCK HABER'S SHIT UP
PRETEND TO NOT KNOW WHO HABER IS
PRETEND TO NOT KNOW WHO HABER IS TO HIS FACE
PRINT :JUST: POSTERS AND COVER HABER'S CAR WITH THEM
PRODUCE 61 CUM JARS, LABEL THEM AS HELLMAN'S MAYONNAISE AND LEAVE THEM AT HABER'S DOORSTEP
PROMPT LOLI PORN IN STABLE DIFFUSION USING HABER'S IP
PROSTATE STIM HABER
PROVIDE HABER WITH BAD FINANCIAL ADVICE
PRY OFF HABER'S TOE NAILS
PULL A CORD ON HABER'S CEILING FAN
PULL DOWN HABER'S PANTS AND KICK HIM IN THE REAR
PULL HABER'S PANTS OVER HIS HEAD
PULL THE FIRE ALARM IN HABER'S APARTMENT
PULL THE STIM OUT OF HABER'S BALLS
PULL THE WRONG LEVER WHEN HABER TELLS YOU TO PULL THE LEVER
PUNCH HABER AS HE'S BREATHING
PURCHASE A HOME IN A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH HABER
PUSH HABER INTO A TIGER ENCLOSURE
PUSH HABER OVER THE EDGE IN AN ARGUMENT
PUSH HABER OVER THEN
PUSH THE BUTTON ON HABER'S INATORS
PUT 'CHUP ON HABER'S HOT DOG
PUT 20% OF HABER IN THE COOLER
PUT A "KICK ME" SIGN ON HABER'S BACK
PUT A BAG OVER HABER'S HEAD
PUT A BOMB IN HABER'S CAR
PUT A BUG IN HABER'S EAR
PUT A BUG IN HABER'S EAR AT HYPERSONIC SPEEDS
PUT A CONSTRUCTION SITE BESIDES HABER'S HOUSE
PUT A CORK IN HABER'S CAR EXHAUST
PUT A DEAD RAT IN HABER'S CAR ON A HOT DAY
PUT A DEAD SPIDER IN HABER'S COFFEE
PUT A DEAD SPIDER IN HABER'S CUP OF COFFEE
PUT A FAKE PARKING TICKET ON HABER'S WINDSCREEN
PUT A FAULTY FILL VALVE IN HABER'S TOILET SO THE WATER RUNS CONSTANTLY
PUT A FOR SALE SIGN OUTSIDE HABER'S HOUSE
PUT A FORK IN HABER'S MICROWAVE
PUT A FUNKO POP OF HABER IN A CUM JAR
PUT A HOLE IN ONE OF HABER'S SOCKS
PUT A HORSE IN HABER'S GARAGE
PUT A HORSE PUSSY PHOTO IN HABER'S WALLET AND RUN AWAY
PUT A JAGGED PIECE OF WOOD IN HABER'S FINGERNAIL
PUT A LITHIUM BATTERY INTO HABER'S PHONE
PUT A NAIL FILER UNDER HABER'S TOE NAIL THEN KICK IT IN
PUT A PAINT BUCKET OVER HABER'S DOOR
PUT A PEBBLE IN HABER'S SHOE EACH MORNING
PUT A PEBBLE IN HABER'S SHOES
PUT A PIN ON HABER'S CHAIR
PUT A RED SOCK IN WITH HABER'S WHITE LAUNDRY
PUT A ROCK IN HABER'S SHOE
PUT A SHIM UNDER HABER'S TABLE LEGS SO THEY ALL WOBBLE
PUT A SHIM UNDER HABER'S TABLES SO THEY ALL WOBBLE
PUT A SKUNK IN HABER'S ROOM
PUT A SLIGHT LEAK IN HABER'S FAUCETS
PUT A SMALL ROCK IN ALL OF HABER'S SHOES
PUT A STONE IN HABER'S KIDNEY
PUT A TACK ON HABER'S CHAIR
PUT A TOLL BOOTH IN FRONT OF HABER'S HOUSE
PUT A WHOOPIE CUSHION ON HABER'S CHAIR
PUT ALL OF HABER'S RECYCLES IN THE TRASH
PUT ALL OF HABER'S TEXTBOOKS INTO HIS BACKPACK
PUT AN EXTRA SUGAR IN HABER'S COFFEE
PUT AN ICY HOT IN HABER'S PANTS TO MAKE HIS ASS SWEATY AND UNCOMFORTABLE
PUT ANTHRO IN HABER'S PORN FOLDER
PUT ANTS IN HABER'S PANTS
PUT ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER IN HABER'S TEA
PUT BASSOOSTED KKB - FLAMINGO IN HABER'S CALM MUSIC PLAYLIST
PUT BEANS ON HABER'S TOAST
PUT BEES IN HABER'S PANTS
PUT BLEACH IN HABER'S CONTACTS LENS
PUT BLEACH IN HABER'S FABRIC SOFTENER
PUT BRANDON AND HABER IN A RING TO FIGHT
PUT CALTROPS IN HABER'S DRIVEWAY
PUT CATFOOD IN FRONT OF HABER'S DOOR
PUT CAYENNE ON HABER'S DILATOR
PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO TURN HABER GAY
PUT CHILI POWDER IN HABER'S PEPTO BISMOL
PUT CILANTRO IN HABER'S FOOD
PUT CIRCUMCISORS IN HABER'S UNDERWEAR
PUT COCKROACHES IN HABER'S SOUP
PUT CUM IN HABER
PUT CUM IN HABER'S SOCKS
PUT CYANIDE IN HABER'S SOY MILK
PUT DEAD COCKROACHES IN HABER'S VIDEO GAME CASES
PUT DIESEL IN HABER'S ELECTRIC CAR
PUT DOG FOOD ON HABER'S COLD CUTS
PUT DUCT TAPE OVER HABER'S ARM HAIRS WHILE HE SLEEPS
PUT DUST INSIDE HABER'S GAMEBOY CARTRIDGE
PUT EXTRA DRYER LINT IN HABER'S LINT TRAP
PUT EXTRA ICE INTO HABER'S DRINKS
PUT EXTRA MILK INTO HABER'S COFFEE
PUT FAT PORN ON HABER'S PHONE AND THEN SEND THEM TO HIS BOSS
PUT FINGER PRINTS ON HABER'S MONITOR
PUT FIREWORKS IN HABER'S OVEN
PUT FOOD DOWN HABER'S NON DISPOSAL SINK
PUT FOOD IN HABER'S PS4 SO COCKROACHES GO THERE AND DIE, LEAVING A HUGE MESS WHEN HE TAKES IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
PUT GLASS IN HABER'S SOUP
PUT GLUE IN HABER'S LOCKS
PUT GOOP ON HABER'S FEET
PUT HABER HIMSELF IN A CUMJAR
PUT HABER IN A CAGE
PUT HABER IN A CUBAN DRUGLORD'S MANSION UNINVITED
PUT HABER IN A DRYER AND HIT THE POWER BUTTON
PUT HABER IN A FULL WINGED HOOFCAST DRINKING HORSECUM
PUT HABER IN A FULL WINGED HOOFCAST DRINKING HORSECUM THROUGH A STRAW
PUT HABER IN A HEADLOCK THEN GIVE HIM A WET WILLIE
PUT HABER IN A IRON MAIDEN
PUT HABER IN A LAUNDRY HAMPER
PUT HABER IN A MICROWAVE
PUT HABER IN A ROOM WITH MINORITIES FOR ETERNITY AND SEE HOW HE LIKES IT
PUT HABER IN A SACK AND BEAT HIM
PUT HABER IN A SANCTUARY
PUT HABER IN A SLIME COCOON
PUT HABER IN AN OLD FOLKS HOME, NEVER VISIT HIM
PUT HABER IN BRANDON'S VIDEOS
PUT HABER IN DAILY DOSE.SWF
PUT HABER IN EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS
PUT HABER IN ONE OF HIS OWN EPISODES
PUT HABER IN THE BEE CAGE
PUT HABER IN THE CROSSFACE
PUT HABER IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM UNIVERSE
PUT HABER IN THE LAUNDRY DRYER
PUT HABER IN THE MICROWAVE WITH A METAL SPOON
PUT HABER IN ZE POD
PUT HABER INSIDE A BARREL
PUT HABER INSIDE THE OVEN
PUT HABER INTO A BLENDER AND MAKE HIM INTO JUICE, DRINK THE REMAINS
PUT HABER ON THE CLEARANCE RACK
PUT HABER ON THE EXECUTION LIST
PUT HABER ON THE JW'S TOP PRIORITY LIST
PUT HABER ON THE NAUGHTY LIST
PUT HABER ON THE WRONG BUS DOWNTOWN
PUT HABER TO DEATH FOR MURDERING RARITY
PUT HABER'S CAT ON THE COUNTER
PUT HABER'S HAND IN WARM WATER WHEN HE SLEEPS
PUT HABER'S ICE CREAM IN THE REFRIGERATOR
PUT HABER'S ID IN THE MAIL BOX FOR CHANGE HIS ADDRESS BY ONE NUMBER
PUT HABER'S INSTRUMENTS A STEP OFFTUNE
PUT HABER'S JEWISH GRANDMA IN THE OVEN
PUT HABER'S KEYCAPS ON THE WRONG LETTERS
PUT HABER'S LUGGAGE ON THE WRONG PLANE
PUT HABER'S MAILBOX FLAG DOWN
PUT HABER'S PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE
PUT HABER'S PHONE IN WATER
PUT HABER'S PHONE ON SILENT SO HE MISSES ALL CALLS
PUT HABER'S TOILET ROLL ON BACKWARDS
PUT HABER'S VOLUME AT INCREMENTS OF 3
PUT HAIR DYE IN HABER'S SHAMPOO
PUT HARMLESS BUT ANNOYING VIRUSES ON HABER'S COMPUTER
PUT HOLES IN HABER'S SOCKS
PUT HOT SAUCE ON HABER'S FRIES WHEN HE ISN'T LOOKING
PUT ICE DOWN THE BACK OF HABER'S SHIRT
PUT ICYHOT ON HABER'S CHAIR
PUT JACKS IN HABER'S SHOES
PUT JOSH HABER IN THE TRASH
PUT JP-WELD ON HABER'S TOILET SEAT
PUT JUST A LITTLE PEANUT BUTTER UNDER HABER'S DOOR KNOBS
PUT LAXATIVES IN HABER'S COFFEE
PUT LAXATIVES IN HABER'S MILKSHAKE
PUT LEGOS IN HABER'S SHOES
PUT LITTLE BITS OF FIBERGLASS IN HABER'S PILLOWS
PUT LUNCH MEAT ON HABER'S CAR IN THE SUN
PUT MAYONNAISE IN HABER'S ICE CREAM
PUT MILLER & HABER IN STONE
PUT NAIL CLIPPINGS IN HABER'S LAUNDRY
PUT ORANGE JUICE IN HABER'S TOOTHPASTE
PUT ORANGE SODA ON HABER'S CEREAL
PUT PICKLES ON HABER'S HAMBURGER
PUT PLASTIC WRAP OVER HABER'S TOILET
PUT POISON IVY IN HABER'S BEDSHEETS
PUT RICOTTA IN HABER'S MILK
PUT SALT IN HABER'S GAS TANK
PUT SALT IN HABER'S WATER
PUT SALT INTO HABER'S UNSALTED BUTTER
PUT SAND IN ALL OF HABER'S BATH TOWELS
PUT SAND IN HABER'S SANDWICH
PUT SLEEPING PILLS IN HABER'S DRINK
PUT SOME ITCHING POWDER IN HABER'S CLOTHES DRAWER
PUT SOUR CREAM IN HABER'S COFFEE
PUT SPEEDBUMPS IN FRONT OF AND ON BOTH SIDES OF THE STREET DIRECTLY OUTSIDE OF HABER'S DRIVEWAY
PUT SUGAR IN HABER'S CAR
PUT SUGAR IN HABER'S GAS TANK
PUT SUPERGLUE BETWEEN HABER'S FINGERS
PUT THE BATTERIES IN BACKWARDS ON HABER'S CONTROLLER
PUT TNT UNDER HABER'S PRESSURE PLATE
PUT TOO MUCH ICE IN HABER'S DRINK
PUT TOO MUCH SALT ON HABER'S POPCORN
PUT TOO MUCH SPICY SHIT IN HABER'S FOOD
PUT TOO MUCH SYRUP ON HABER'S PANCAKES SO THEY BECOME SOGGY
PUT TOOTHPASTE IN HABER'S OREOS
PUT TRUMP STICKERS ON HABER'S CAR (HE LIVES IN LA)
PUT ULTRA SPICY PEPPER ON HABER'S SPAGHET
PUT VANISHING INK IN ALL OF HABER'S PRINTERS
PUT VASELINE ON HABER'S DOORKNOBS
PUT VINEGAR IN HABER'S JUICE BOX
PUT WATER IN HABER'S CEREAL
PUT WATER IN HABER'S DRYING MACHINE
PUT YOUR HAND UP TO GIVE HABER A HIGH FIVE AND THEN PULL YOUR HAND AWAY
PUT YOUR SHOPPING CART BEHIND HABER'S CAR
QUEUE 1 HOUR LONG I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS ON HABER'S STREAM
QUICKSCOPE HABER IN MW2
RAID HABER'S HOUSE FOR FOALCON
RAID HABER'S MINECRAFT SERVER
RAID HABER'S WARDROBE AND WEAR HIS CLOTHES
RAPE HABER
RAPE HABER IT'S SIMPLE
RAPE HABER TO UNCONSCIOUSNESS
RAPE HABER'S ANUS
RAPE HABER'S DOG
RAPE HABER'S WIFE AND FRAME HABER
RASPBERRY HABER
RATIO HABER
RAVAGE HABER'S BUSSY
RDM HABER IN TTT
READ HABER A BEDTIME STORY THAT DOESN'T END WITH A HAPPY ENDING
READ HABER PAST SINS
READ OUT HABER'S CREDIT CARD IN PUBLIC
READ THE MLPFIM BIBLE TO HABER
REARRANGE THE KEYS ON HABER'S KEYBOARD
RECORD FLURRY HEART'S SCREAM TO PLAY IT THROUGH A HIDDEN SPEAKER AT HABER'S ROOM
REDEEM HABER
REDEEM HABER'S GIFT CARDS
REE AT HABER
REFORM HABER
REFUND ALL OF HABER'S GAMES
REFUND HABER ONLY IN STORE CREDIT
REFUND YOUR TWITCH DONATION FROM HABER'S STREAM
REHEAT FISH IN HABER'S MICROWAVE
RELEASE A RACCOON IN HABER'S GARAGE
RELEASE LIKE 17 FLIES INTO HABER'S HOUSE
RELEASE MUSTARD GAS AT HABER'S HOUSE
RELEASE THE CARBONATION ON ALL OF HABER'S SODA
RELEASE THE HABER
RELEASE THE MAGIC ON HABER'S HOUSE
REMIND HABER ABOUT HIS CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY
REMIND HABER ABOUT HIS DARK PAST
REMIND HABER ABOUT HIS FAILURES
REMIND HABER OF WHAT WAS TAKEN FROM HIM
REMIND HABER THAT HIS AUTO WARRANTY IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE
REMIND HABER TO CALL HIS MOTHER
REMOVE ALL OF THE PEPPERONIS FROM HABER'S PIZZA
REMOVE ALL THE CHARMS IN HABER'S LUCKY™ CHARMS™
REMOVE HABER'S MEMORIES
REMOVE HABER'S NAME TAG
REMOVE THE BATTERIES FROM HABER'S REMOTE
REMOVE THE THERMAL PASTE ON HABER'S CPU SO IT BURNS
REMOVE TWO PIECES FROM EACH OF HABER'S LEGO SETS
RENAME DECEMBER 8TH PEARL HABER
REPLACE A SECTION OF HABER'S PLUMBING WITH SMALLER PIPE SO HE LOSES WATER PRESSURE
REPLACE ALL BLANK ROUNDS WITH LIVE ROUNDS FOR HABER
REPLACE ALL COKE WITH DIET COLA IN HABER'S FRIDGE
REPLACE ALL HABER'S LEFT SHOES WITH RIGHT SHOES
REPLACE ALL HABER'S RIGHT SHOES WITH LEFT SHOES
REPLACE ALL OF HABER'S CDs WITH DISCORD
REPLACE ALL OF HABER'S SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER WITH RANCH DRESSING
REPLACE ALL OF HABER'S TOILET PAPER WITH ONE-PLY
REPLACE ALL THE PLOT POINTS IN HABER'S FAVORITE STORY WITH DEUS EX MACHINAS
REPLACE ALL WATER IN JUG WITH BATH WATER IN HABER'S HOUSE
REPLACE CAR COOLANT WITH DETERGENT FOR HABER'S CAR
REPLACE HABER WITH A CHANGELING
REPLACE HABER WITH BRANDON
REPLACE HABER XMAS GIFT WITH COAL
REPLACE HABER'S APPLE JUICE WITH FANTA
REPLACE HABER'S BED WITH A BED OF NAILS
REPLACE HABER'S CANNED TUNA WITH CATFOOD
REPLACE HABER'S CEREAL WITH THE GENERIC BRAND
REPLACE HABER'S COFFEE WITH DECAF
REPLACE HABER'S COFFEE WITH DIRT WATER
REPLACE HABER'S COFFEE WITH KOOL AID
REPLACE HABER'S COKE WITH DIET COKE
REPLACE HABER'S COKE WITH PEPSI
REPLACE HABER'S CUCUMBERS WITH ZUCCHINIS
REPLACE HABER'S FAVORITE SMELLING SHAMPOO WITH A DIFFERENT SMELL
REPLACE HABER'S LED BULBS WITH EQUIVALENT INCANDESCENTS
REPLACE HABER'S LIGHTS WITH CRAPPIER LIGHTS
REPLACE HABER'S LUBE WITH ICY HOT CREAM
REPLACE HABER'S M&MS WITH SKITTLES
REPLACE HABER'S MEAL ORDER WITH THE VEGETARIAN OPTION
REPLACE HABER'S MELATONIN WITH MELANIN
REPLACE HABER'S METRIC WRENCHES WITH SAE
REPLACE HABER'S MILK WITH ALMOND MILK
REPLACE HABER'S MILK WITH HORSE CUM
REPLACE HABER'S MONEY WITH CHINESE MONEY
REPLACE HABER'S MOUTHWASH WITH SUGAR WATER
REPLACE HABER'S NAME BRAND SODA WITH STORE BRAND
REPLACE HABER'S PARACHUTE WITH AN ANVIL
REPLACE HABER'S PEAS WITH EDAMAME
REPLACE HABER'S SCUBA TANK WITH AN EMPTY ONE
REPLACE HABER'S SEARCH HISTORY WITH THE PARKLAND SHOOTER'S
REPLACE HABER'S SHALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS
REPLACE HABER'S SHAMPOO WITH CONDITIONER
REPLACE HABER'S SHAMPOO WITH RD CUMJAR
REPLACE HABER'S SHAMPOO WITH SHAVING CREAM
REPLACE HABER'S SHAMPOO WITH SYNTHESIZED LIQUID MERCURY
REPLACE HABER'S SHOES WITH DEAD RATS
REPLACE HABER'S SOCKS WITH ROCKS
REPLACE HABER'S SOY MILK WITH 2%
REPLACE HABER'S SUGAR WITH ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER
REPLACE HABER'S SUGAR WITH SALT
REPLACE HABER'S TEETH WITH CYANIDE TEETH
REPLACE HABER'S TISSUES WITH BABY WIPES
REPLACE HABER'S TOILET PAPER WITH SAND PAPER
REPLACE HABER'S TOILET PAPER WITH SINGLE PLY
REPLACE HABER'S TOOTHPASTE WITH CONDENSED MILK
REPLACE HABER'S WATER BOTTLES WITH KIRKLAND'S BEST
REPLACE HABER'S WATER WITH SODA
REPLACE HABER'S WATER WITH WATER THAT TURNS THE FROGS GAY
REPLACE HABER'S WINDOWS DEFENDER WITH PROTEGENT
REPLACE NIKOCADO AVOCADO'S TOILET WITH HABER'S FACE
REPLAY SEASON 9 TO HABER
REPLY TO HABER'S POSTS WITH SOYJAKS
REPORT HABER AS THE GUY WHO STARTED FIRES IN BRAZILIAN FORESTS SO HE GETS SENTENCED TO DEATH
REPORT HABER FOR BEING SUS
REPORT HABER IRS
REQUEST HABER AS YOUR WAITER THAN ASK TO SPLIT THE BILL
RESET HABER'S PONK-COUNT
RESET HABER'S TWITTER PASSWORD
RETCON HABER
RETCON HABER'S BULLSHIT
RETIRE HABER
RETURN HABER TO LIMBO
RICKROLL HABER
RING HABER'S DOORBELL AND PUT FLAMING DOGSHIT IN FRONT OF IT
RING HABER'S DOORBELL AND RUN AWAY
RIP OUT HABER'S ANAL BEADS LIKE A BEYBLADE
RIP UP HABER'S COMFORT BLANKET
RIP UP HABER'S NICKELBACK CONCERT TICKETS
ROTATE HABER'S TABLE SO HE HAS TO MOVE IT FIRST
ROUTE HABER'S CALLS THROUGH COMCAST CUSTOMER SUPPORT
RP WITH HABER AND LEAVE HIM ON READ
RUB "POISON JOKE" FLOWERS AT HABER'S CROTCH SO HIS PP SHRINKS
RUB MY BALLSACK ON HABER'S DOORKNOBS
RUB RAW CHICKEN ON HABER'S CAR DOOR HANDLES SO HE ALWAYS HAS SALMONELLA AND DOESN'T KNOW WHY
RUIN HABER'S CHILDHOOD IDOLS
RUIN HABER'S HAIRCUT
RUIN HABER'S KDA ON MODERN WARFARE 2 BY GIVING THE REMOTE TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER
RUIN HABER'S ORGASM
RUN A HOT LAPTOP ON HABER BALLS TO MAKE HIM STERILE
RUN INTO THE ELECTRIC POLE OUTSIDE OF HABER'S NEIGHBORHOOD
RUN OVER HABER WITH A ROLLER COASTER
RUN OVER HABER'S MOM
RUN TWO MICROWAVES AT THE SAME TIME IN HABER'S KITCHEN
SABOTAGE HABER'S PUDDING
SAGE AND REPORT HABER'S THREADS
SAGE HABER'S THREAD
SAGE HABER'S THREADS
SALT HABER'S DRINK
SALT HABER'S WOUNDS
SARCASTICALLY COPY EVERYTHING HABER SAYS
SAW OFF HABER'S SHOTGUN THEN REPORT HIM TO THE ATF
SAY HABER DOES IT FOR FREE
SAY HABER'S JOKE SLIGHTLY LOUDER THAN HE DID
SAY NO U TO HABER
SAY TO HABER THAT TRIX CEREAL ISN'T FOR HABERS
SAY YOU LOVE HABER THEN BETRAY HIS TRUST BY FLIRTING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN
SCAM HABER FOR ALL OF HIS TF2 ITEMS
SCAM HABER FOR GOOGLE PLAY CARDS
SCAM HABER FOR HIS TF2 ITEMS
SCAM HABER'S UNUSUAL AND GOLDEN FRYING PAN
SCARE HABER
SCRAPE KEYS OVER HABER'S CAR
SCRATCH YOUR BALLS BEFORE SHAKING HABER'S HAND
SCREAM INTO HABER'S EARS AND RUN AWAY
SCUFF HABER'S SHOES
SEARCH "LOLI" USING HABER'S PC AT HIS HOUSE AND LEAVE
SEARCH INSTRUCTIONS TO MAKE BOMBS IN HABER'S LAPTOP SO HIS SEARCH HISTORY GETS MONITORED AFTERWARDS
SEDUCE HABER AND STEAL ALL HIS BELONGINGS
SEDUCE HABER THEN CALL HIM GAY
SEED DISNEY MOVIES WITH HABER'S IP USING MULLVAD VPN
SELL HABER A BAG OF UNSALTED CHIPS
SELL HABER HOUSE WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE
SELL HABER TO A SLAVE TRADER IN 319 B.C.
SELL HABER'S FUNKO POPS AT RETAIL PRICE
SELL HABER'S PERSONAL ASSETS FOR DRUGS
SELL HABER'S SHARES IN THE DIP
SEND 12 GORILLAS TO THROW SHIT AT HABER'S WINDOWS WHILE I YELL "THIS IS FOR HARAMBE!!!"
SEND A BIBLE STUDY TO HABER ON A WEEKEND
SEND A COPY OF MEIN KAMPF TO HABER'S HOUSE EVERYDAY FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR
SEND A FAKE REPORT TO THE IRS TO ACCUSE HABER OF TAX EVASION
SEND A FILE NAMED "HOMEWORK.ZIP" TO HABER, ONLY FOR HIM TO BE SURPRISED BY A BUNCH OF BBC PICTURES
SEND A FOOD BASKET FILLED WITH STINKBUGS TO HABER
SEND A GLITTER BOMB TO HABER'S MAILBOX
SEND A RAT UP HABER PLUMBING SO IT CRAWLS UP HIS TOILET
SEND A TRUCK FULL OF HORSE MANURE TO HABER'S HOUSE
SEND ALL JEHOVAH WITNESSES TO HABER'S HOUSE
SEND AN URSA MAJOR TO HABER'S HOUSE
SEND BEES AFTER HABER
SEND BRANDON TO STEAL HABER'S WAIFU
SEND DAN SCHNEIDER PICTURES OF HABER'S FEET
SEND DISCORD TO HABER'S HOUSE
SEND FLURRY TO HABER
SEND HABER 15 TONS OF LARD
SEND HABER A BAG OF COALS
SEND HABER A COLLECTION OF MY PONY PICS
SEND HABER A CURSED CHAIN E-MAIL
SEND HABER A FOLDER FULL OF NIKOCADO AVOCADO'S ASS AI GENERATED IMAGES
SEND HABER A GIFT BASKET OF ALMOST EXPIRED FOOD
SEND HABER A HUNDRED UNWANTED PIZZAS
SEND HABER A JURY DUTY NOTICE
SEND HABER A JURY SUMMONS
SEND HABER A PIZZA
SEND HABER A PIZZA WITH NO TOPPINGS
SEND HABER A SCREAMER VIDEO FROM THE LATE 2000'S
SEND HABER AN UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF OATS
SEND HABER BACK IN TIME TO THE TITANIC
SEND HABER BACK IN TIME WITH NO WAY HOME
SEND HABER BACK TO KINDERGARTEN
SEND HABER BACK TO MAGIC KINDERGARTEN
SEND HABER BACK TO SCHOOL
SEND HABER EXPIRED COUPONS IN THE MAIL
SEND HABER FAKE LETTERS FROM THE IRS
SEND HABER FAXES HE CAN'T ACCESS
SEND HABER FLOWERS THAT HE'S ALLERGIC TO
SEND HABER INTO CHAOS WORLD!
SEND HABER INTO THE PORTAL
SEND HABER LOTS OF PIZZA
SEND HABER ON A SHIP WITH BAD MAGIC
SEND HABER ON A SUICIDE TRUCK MISSION TO CRIMEA
SEND HABER SPAM MAIL
SEND HABER SPOILED FOOD IN THE MAIL
SEND HABER THE HOTTEST DELIVERY GUY BUT HE'S STRAIGHT AND TELLS HIM HE'S A FAGGOT
SEND HABER THE UGLIEST DELIVERY MAN
SEND HABER TO AFRICA SO HE GETS MONKEYPOX
SEND HABER TO BARBIELAND
SEND HABER TO BRAZIL
SEND HABER TO CALIFORNIA
SEND HABER TO CHINA IN A TAIWAN FLAG SHIRT
SEND HABER TO DAVY JONES LOCKER
SEND HABER TO DETROIT
SEND HABER TO DIE IN UKRAINE
SEND HABER TO EQUESTRIA AS A BREEZIE
SEND HABER TO FIX THE CRIMEA BRIDGE WITH NOTHING BUT A TOOTHBRUSH
SEND HABER TO FRANCE
SEND HABER TO G3
SEND HABER TO GROOM EVERY YAK
SEND HABER TO HELL
SEND HABER TO KILL CHAOS
SEND HABER TO LIMBO
SEND HABER TO MAGIC KINDERGARTEN
SEND HABER TO MARETIME BAY
SEND HABER TO MOONMAN'S HOUSE
SEND HABER TO NAGASAKI AND HIROSHIMA IN 1945 TO GET GET NUKED TWICE
SEND HABER TO OHIO AGAINST HIS WILL
SEND HABER TO OUR TOWN
SEND HABER TO PROFESSIONAL WRITING SCHOOL
SEND HABER TO SADDLE ARABIA
SEND HABER TO SRI LANKA
SEND HABER TO STARLIGHT'S VILLAGE
SEND HABER TO SUMMER SCHOOL
SEND HABER TO SUNDAY SCHOOL
SEND HABER TO TARTARUS
SEND HABER TO THE BACKROOMS
SEND HABER TO THE BRONY ZONE
SEND HABER TO THE DIAMOND MINES
SEND HABER TO THE FUTURE WHERE ALL HIS SKILLS ARE NOW OBSOLETE
SEND HABER TO THE GAS CHAMBER
SEND HABER TO THE GULAG
SEND HABER TO THE GULAG (AGAIN)
SEND HABER TO THE HOLLOW SHADES
SEND HABER TO THE LIMBO OF THE LOST
SEND HABER TO THE MINES
SEND HABER TO THE MOON
SEND HABER TO THE MOON ON A NON FREE RETURN TRAJECTORY SO HE HAS TO PAY TO GET BACK
SEND HABER TO THE OVENS
SEND HABER TO THE PSYCHOLOGIST
SEND HABER TO THE SAFE-SPACE
SEND HABER TO THE SHADOW REALM
SEND HABER TO THE TALIBAN
SEND HABER TO THE TRASH COMPACTOR
SEND HABER TO THE UYGHUR CONCENTRATION CAMPS
SEND HABER TO YAKUTIA, SIBERIA DURING WINTER
SEND HABER TO YAKYAKISTAN
SEND HABER TO YAKYIGGERSTAN
SEND HABER UNWRAPPED CUPCAKE
SEND HABER'S HOUSE DIRECTIONS TO UNABOMBER BEFORE HE DELIVERS HIS PACKAGE
SEND HABER'S MAIL TO THE WRONG ADDRESS
SEND MOONMAN TO HABER'S HOUSE
SEND PONY.MOV TO HABER
SEND POOP TO HABER'S PO BOX
SEND REFUGEES TO HABER'S HOUSE
SEND RICARDO MILOS TO HABER'S HOUSE AT 4 A.M.
SEND THE BIGGEST PARTY CANNON TO HABER'S HOUSE, AIM AT HIS ROOM'S WINDOW AND SHOOT AN INSANE AMOUNT OF USED CONDOMS
SEND THE CREATURES TO LIVE WITH HABER
SEND anoymous TO CORRECT ALL HABERS GRAMMATICAL ERRORS
SERVE HABER COKE INSTEAD OF PEPSI
SERVE HABER COLD FOOD
SERVE HABER DIET SODA
SERVE HABER PEPSI INSTEAD OF COKE
SERVE HABER WARM BEER
SERVE HABER'S CHEERIOS WITH WATER
SET A BAG OF POO ON FIRE AT HABER'S HOUSE
SET ALL OF HABER'S CLOCKS BACK 1 HOUR SO HE MISS HIS NEXT APPOINTMENT
SET HABER CLOCK OFF BY ONE
SET HABER'S CLOCK 5 MINUTES EARLIER
SET HABER'S COMPASS UPSIDE DOWN
SET HABER'S PC TO AUTO UPDATE
SET HABER'S PHONE ALARM TO GO OFF AT 2AM
SET HABER'S PHONE IN TRADITIONAL CHINESE
SET HABER'S USB PORTS TO USB 1
SET OFF FIRECRACKER'S IN HABER'S MAILBOX
SET OFF THE LUNK ALARM AT PLANET FITNESS AND BLAME IT ON HABER
SET UP A PIRATE RADIO STATION ON THE FM FREQUENCY THAT HABER LISTENS TO FREQUENTLY THAT PLAYS THIS "MUSIC" FROM YAKITY-SAX 24-6
SETTLE DOWN WITH HABER AND START A FAMILY
SEVERELY INCONVENIENCE HABER
SEVERELY INCONVENIENCE HABER VIA MURDER
SEXUAL HARASS HABER
SHAKE HABER'S EGGS
SHAKE HABER'S HAND FIRMLY
SHAKE HABER'S SODA CANS
SHAKE UP HABER'S SODA CAN
SHATTER HABER'S HEART
SHAVE HABER BALD THEN USE HIS CHROME DOME AS A WIZARD'S ORB
SHAVE HABER'S PENIS OFF
SHINE HABER'S SHOES SO BRIGHT THEY HURT HIS EYES
SHIP A 40LBS BOX OF RAPE TO HABER
SHIP BRANDON AND HABER
SHIP HABER TO SOMALIA
SHIP HABER WITH FLASH SENTRY
SHIT AND CUM ON HABER'S HAIR
SHIT HABER'S PANTS
SHIT IN A BAG AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE ON HABER'S FRONT DOOR
SHIT IN HABER'S COFFEE
SHIT IN HABER'S COFFEE MUG
SHIT IN HABER'S GAS TANK
SHIT IN HABER'S LITTER BOX
SHIT IN HABER'S PANTS
SHIT IN HABER'S SHOES
SHIT IN HABER'S SHOWER
SHIT IN HABER'S SINK
SHIT IN HABER'S STOCKING
SHIT IN HABER'S SUNROOF
SHIT IN HABER'S TOILET
SHIT ON HABER'S BED AND BLAME THE DOG
SHIT ON HABER'S BED AND BLAME THE ILLEGAL SPICS HE FELLATES AND BLAME THE LOCAL NIGGER FOR THE BREAK-IN AND SUBSEQUENT BURGLARY
SHIT ON HABER'S CANVAS AND SELL IT AS MODERN ART
SHIT ON HABER'S CARPET
SHIT ON HABER'S FACE
SHIT ON HABER'S FACE WHILE HE SLEEPS
SHIT ON HABER'S FLOOR
SHIT ON HABER'S LAP
SHIT ON THE DRIVERS SEAT OF HABER'S CAR
SHIT THROUGH HABER'S SUNROOF
SHOOT HABER BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE
SHOOT THE CEILING ON HABER'S INDOOR RANGE
SHOOT UP THE FRIENDSHIP SCHOOL WITH HABER IN IT
SHORT HABER'S SHEETS
SHOVE A FRYING PAN UP HABER'S ASS
SHOVE A WATERMELON DOWN HABER'S THROAT
SHOVE AN APPLE UP HABER'S ASS
SHOVE HABER IN THE CHIMNEY
SHOW HABER A VIDEO AND IMMEDIATELY SWITCH TO A RAID SHADOW LEGENDS ADVERTISEMENT
SHRINK HABER'S FAVORITE SWEATER
SHRINK HABER'S HOUSE AND PUT IT INTO RICK SANCHEZ'S BATTERY MICROVERSE
SHRINK HABER'S PANTS IN THE WASH
SHRINK HABER'S PP
SHUFFLE HABER'S BEARD RAZOR WITH PUBES RAZOR
SHUNT HABER'S CAR TRYING TO PARALLEL PARK
SIGN HABER OUT OF ALL HIS SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS
SIGN HABER UP FOR EMAIL SWEEPSTAKES AND NEWSLETTERS
SIGN HABER UP FOR SPAM MAIL
SIGN HABER UP FOR THE MARINES
SIGN HABER UP FOR TWISTED METAL
SIGN HABER UP FOR UNWANTED MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS
SIGN HABER'S EMAIL UP TO SEVERAL NEWSLETTERS
SIGN UP AS HABER IN GRINDR AND ACCEPT ALL HIS MATCHES
SIGN UP HABER FOR A HOT DOG EATING CONTEST AND THREATEN HIM TO WIN OR ELSE I'LL BURN HIS COLLECTION OF SONICHU COMICS
SINK HABER'S BATTLESHIP
SINK HABER'S HOPES AND DREAMS
SINK HABER'S LIFE BOAT
SIP LOUDLY DURING HABER'S FAVORITE MOVIE
SIPHON GAS OUT OF HABER'S CAR
SIPHON HABER'S GAS
SIT IN HABER'S ASSIGNED SEAT AT HIS FAVORITE MUSICAL
SIT IN HABER'S FAVORITE CHAIR
SIT IN THE ONLY STALL ON YOUR PHONE WHEN HABER HAS TO TAKE A SHIT
SKID HABER'S SHORTS
SKIN HABER ALIVE
SKIP ALL OF HABER'S DIALOGUE IN REAL LIFE
SKIP EPISODES THAT HABER WORKED ON
SKIP TO EXECUTE HABER
SLAM HABER'S DICK IN THE CAR DOOR
SLAM THE DOOR IN HABER'S FACE
SLAP A PAPER THAT SAYS "I HATE NIGGERS" ON HABER'S BACK, THEN TELL HIM HE HAS A JOB MEETING IN DETROIT
SLAP HABER ON THE ASS
SLAP HABER SILLY
SLAP HABER'S ASS
SLAP HABER'S NUTS
SLAP HABER'S SUNBURN
SLASH ALL OF HABER'S GBP
SLASH HABER'S LIFE BOAT
SLASH HABER'S TIRES
SLATHER NAILS IN HABER'S DRIVEWAY
SLIGHTLY TILT ALL OF HABER'S PICTURES
SLIGHTLY UNDERCOOK HABER'S HOT POCKETS
SLIT HABER'S HOSE
SLUDGE IS HABER'S SELF INSERT
SMACK HABER'S BOOKS OUT OF HIS HAND WHILE HE'S WALKING TO CLASS
SMACK HABER'S COKE OUT OF HIS HANDS AND RUN AWAY
SMACK THE SMIRK OFF HABER'S FACE
SMASH HABER LIKE A BUG
SMEAR BUTTER ON HABER'S WINDOWS
SMEAR PEANUT BUTTER ON HABER'S MIRROR
SMEAR POOP ON HABER'S WALLS
SMEAR SHIT ON THE INSIDE OF HABER'S TOILET BOWL
SMEAR YOUR CUM IN EVERY SINGLE BOOK IN HABER'S BOOKSHELVES
SMOKE UNDER HABER'S WINDOW
SMOTHER HABER
SMUDGE HABER'S MIRRORS
SNAP HABER'S STICKS
SNAP THE WIRE TO HABER'S PHONE CHARGER
SNEAK 172 HAITIAN REFUGEES INTO THE US AND MOVE THEM TO HABER'S HOUSE WHEN HE ISN'T AT HOME
SNEAK IN HABER'S HOUSE, RECORD YOURSELF WATCHING HIM SLEEPING AND LEAVE THE TAPE ON HIS DESK LIKE IN PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
SNEAK INTO HABER'S HOUSE TO HABERPOST FROM HIS PERSONAL COMPUTER
SNEAK LAXATIVES INTO HABER'S DRINK
SNEED HABER
SNEEZE INTO HABER'S FACE
SNEEZE ON HABER
SNEEZE ON HABER'S DOORKNOBS
SNORT ALL OF HABER'S COCAINE AND NOT PAY HIM BACK
SOAK HABER'S SOCKS
SODOMIZE HABER WITH A NAIL BAT
SODOMIZE HABER WITH A WOODEN BROOM HANDLE
SODOMIZE HABER WITH AN ULLAPOOL CABER
SPAM CALL HABER SO HIS PHONE KEEPS RINGING 24/7
SPAM EMOTES IN HABER'S CHAT SO HE CAN'T READ IT
SPAM HABER
SPAM HABER'S CHAT DURING HIS FAVORITE SONG
SPAM HABER'S EMAIL WITH GOATSE
SPARE HABER'S LIFE FOR NOW
SPAWNCAMP HABER
SPELL HABER'S NAME WRONG ON HIS LATTE CUP
SPEND $0 ON HABER'S GIFT
SPEND 1500 USD TO SHOW SURFSHARK ADS AT HABER'S HOUSE
SPEND 4 HOURS HABERPOSTING NON-STOP WITHOUT TAKING BATHROOM BREAKS
SPEND ALL OF HABER'S MONEY ON KEBABS
SPEND HABER'S SAVINGS ON WISH.COM
SPEND TIME WITH FRIENDS INSTEAD OF HABER
SPIKE A VOLLEYBALL INTO HABER'S FACE
SPILL ALL OF HABER'S SPICES ON THE FLOOR
SPILL COFFEE ON HABER'S LAP
SPILL COLD WATER ON HABER'S NECK
SPILL HABER'S DRINK
SPILL HABER'S HOT SAUCE COLLECTION
SPILL SPAGHETTI ON HABER'S WHITE SHIRTS
SPIN HABER AROUND IN HIS OFFICE CHAIR REALLY FAST
SPIT IN HABER'S EYE
SPIT IN HABER'S FAST FOOD
SPIT IN HABER'S FOOD
SPIT ON HABER'S FEET
SPOIL HABER ON WHO KILLS DUMBLEDORE
SPONSOR HABER'S VIDEOS WITH SQUARESPACE
SPRAY DEODORANT IN HABER'S ROOM SO HE HAS TO OPEN THE WINDOW
SPRAY HABER'S CLOTHES WITH WEIRD JAPANESE PARFUME WITH MUSKY PANTIES SMELL
SPRAY MARE PISS ON HABER'S HOUSE WALLS
SPREAD A RUMOR THAT HABER PEES SITTING DOWN
SPREAD A RUMOUR THAT HABER SNORES
SPREAD CRUMBS OVER HABER'S FLOOR SO HE GETS ANTS
SPREAD HABER'S ASHES IN THE WRONG LOCATION
SPREAD MARMALADE ON HABER'S ARMPITS
SPREAD PINE NEEDLES ON HABER'S LAWN
SPREAD YOUR LEGS NEXT TO HABER ON THE BUS
SPRINKLE BAMBOO SEEDS AND PEBBLES ON HABER'S LAWN
SQUEEZE A LEMON IN HABER'S EYES
STAB HABER WITH A PITCHFORK
STAB HABER WITH A RUSTY SPORK
STAB HABER WITH ROSE STEMS
STAND HABER UP ON A DATE
STAND ON HABER'S LETTUCE
STAND UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE TO HABER IN LINE
STAND UP IN FRONT OF HABER IN THE THEATER
STAPLE A MATCH HEAD TO THE BOTTOM OF A LIT CIGARETTE AND LEAVE IT UNDER HABER'S COUCH
START A SMALL FIRE ON HABER'S STOVE
START A WASP INFESTATION IN HABER'S ATTIC
STARVE HABER
STEAL ALL OF HABER'S BATH MATS WHILE HE IS IN THE SHOWER
STEAL ALL OF HABER'S BREAD
STEAL ALL OF HABER'S SOCKS WHILE HE SLEEPS
STEAL ALL OF HABER'S TOILET PAPER
STEAL ALL OF HABER'S TP
STEAL ALL THE LOOSE CHANGE IN HABER'S COUCH
STEAL GAS FROM HABER'S CAR
STEAL HABER CAR'S TIRE VALVE CAP
STEAL HABER'S BEACH TOWEL
STEAL HABER'S BILLS FROM HIS MAILBOX SO HIS SERVICES GET DISCONNECTED
STEAL HABER'S BOOGIE BOARD
STEAL HABER'S BRAKE FLUID
STEAL HABER'S CATALYTIC CONVERTER
STEAL HABER'S CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
STEAL HABER'S COFFEE MACHINE
STEAL HABER'S COLLECTION OF COUNTRY CDs
STEAL HABER'S COOL HAT
STEAL HABER'S CREDIT CARD AND BUY ALL OF THE SIMS 4's DLCs
STEAL HABER'S CUPCAKE
STEAL HABER'S DAKIMAKURA
STEAL HABER'S DIAMONDS
STEAL HABER'S DIAMONDS IN MINECRAFT
STEAL HABER'S DOOR DASH FRIES
STEAL HABER'S DOORMAT
STEAL HABER'S EBT CARD
STEAL HABER'S FOOD AND THEN PUT ONLY MARMITE IN HIS FRIDGE
STEAL HABER'S FORESKIN IN HIS SLEEP
STEAL HABER'S GEMS!
STEAL HABER'S GLASSES
STEAL HABER'S HAPPY MEAL TOY
STEAL HABER'S HASBRO LIMO
STEAL HABER'S IDENTITY
STEAL HABER'S IP
STEAL HABER'S JOKE AND SAY IT LOUDER
STEAL HABER'S LAST JUMBO SHRIMP
STEAL HABER'S LAUGH
STEAL HABER'S LEFT SOCKS
STEAL HABER'S LEMONS
STEAL HABER'S LIMES
STEAL HABER'S LUNCH FROM THE COMPANY REFRIGERATOR
STEAL HABER'S LUNCH MONEY
STEAL HABER'S MAIL
STEAL HABER'S NUTS
STEAL HABER'S PACKAGE OFF THE FRONT PORCH
STEAL HABER'S PARKING SPOT
STEAL HABER'S PERSONAL COLLECTION OF MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC FUNK POPS AND OTHER MERCHANDISE
STEAL HABER'S PHONE CHARGER
STEAL HABER'S PLUSHIE
STEAL HABER'S PONY HAPPY MEAL TOYS
STEAL HABER'S RIGHT SOCKS
STEAL HABER'S ROBUX
STEAL HABER'S SALT
STEAL HABER'S SEASICKNESS MEDICATION
STEAL HABER'S SHOES
STEAL HABER'S SHOES AND LEAVE LEGOS ALL AROUND HIS HOUSE
STEAL HABER'S SOUL AND PUT IT IN A CUMJAR
STEAL HABER'S SPIRIT AND PUT IT IN A CUMJAR
STEAL HABER'S SPOON
STEAL HABER'S STRAINING POT
STEAL HABER'S SUNGLASSES ON A SUNNY DAY
STEAL HABER'S SUPPER
STEAL HABER'S TOILET HANDLE
STEAL HABER'S TOILET SEAT
STEAL HABER'S TV AND KICK HIS DOG
STEAL HABER'S UNDERWEAR
STEAL HABER'S WAIFU
STEAL THE NEXT ELECTION FROM HABER
STEALTH COMANCHE HABER'S SUPPLY DROPS
STEAM HABER'S DOORDASH ORDER
STEP IN HABER'S TOE
STEP ON HABER'S NEW JORDANS
STEP ON HABER'S PIZZA
STEP ON HABER'S SHADOW REPEATEDLY
STEP ON HABER'S SHOES
STEP ON THE BACKS OF HABER'S HEELS AS YOU'RE WALKING BEHIND HIM
STICK A "KICK ME" SIGN ON HABER'S BACK
STICK A BOOGER IN HABER'S DINNER
STICK TEMPEST'S BROKEN HORN UP HABER'S ASS
STICKBUG HABER
STILL BETTER THAN WRITING THAN HABER
STOCK HABER'S BATHROOM WITH 1-PLY
STOMP ON HABER'S GARDEN
STONE HABER
STOP SHARING FRIENDSHIP WITH HABER
STRAP HABER TO A CHAIR AND MAKE HIM WATCH PERFECT PEAR & DAYS GONE BY ON REPEAT
STREAM HABER'S DAILY LIFE FOR MONETARY GAIN
STREAMSNIPE HABER
STRETCH OUT ALL OF HABER'S CLOTHES
STUB HABER'S TOE
STUB HABER'S TOES
STUFF HABER INTO LOCKERS
SUBMIT HABER TO THE DARKNESS!
SUBSCRIBE HABER TO MR. BEAST
SUBSCRIBE HABER'S WORK EMAIL TO EVERY SINGLE PORN WEBSITE IN CZECH REPUBLIC
SUBSCRIBE TO BESTI.LOVE WITH HABER'S MONEY
SUBSCRIBE TO BRANDON THE BRONY PONY ON HABER'S YOUTUBE ACCOUNT
SUBVERT HABER'S EXPECTATIONS
SUCCESSFULLY CONVINCE HABER TO INVEST IN BITCONNECT
SUCK HABER'S SOUL OUT
SUE HABER
SUMMON BONZI BUDDY TO SLAP HABER'S NUTS FOR ETERNITY
SUPERGLUE HABER'S LEGO BRICKS TOGETHER
SURGICALLY ATTACH FLURRY HEART TO HABER
SURGICALLY REMOVE HABER'S PANCREAS AND REPLACE IT WITH A GOLF BALL
SURRENDER IN A NAVAL BATTLE TO HABER, BUT PRETEND YOU WERE KILLED IN THE BATTLE, SWITCH PLACES WITH THE SHIP'S DOCTOR AND TRICK HABER
SWAP HABER'S CANNED TUNA WITH CATFOOD
SWAP HABER'S CEREAL BOXES
SWAP HABER'S DESSERT AND SALAD FORKS
SWAP HABER'S FRIDGE WITH EXPIRED FOOD
SWAP HABER'S OATS WITH CORNFLAKES
SWAP HABER'S SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS
SWAP HABER'S SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS, REPLACE HIS SUGAR WITH ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER, POUR HIS CHOCOLATE MILK DOWN THE DRAIN
SWAP HABER'S SHAMPOO WITH DASHIE CUM JAR
SWAP HABER'S SUGAR FOR SALT
SWAP HABER'S SUNSCREEN FOR OLIVE OIL
SWAP OUT HABER'S K-CUPS WITH DECAF
SWAT HABER'S HOUSE AT 2 A.M.
SWEEP CRUMBS UNDER HABER'S COUCH
SWITCH HABER'S DEVICES' LANGUAGE TO SPANISH
SWITCH HABER'S DISHWASHER TO ECO CYCLE
SWITCH HABER'S INTERNET TO DIAL-UP
SWITCH HABER'S MAYO WITH RANCH
SWITCH HABER'S OS TO LINUX
SWITCH HABER'S SUGAR WITH SALT
SWITCH HABER'S VITAMIND C PILLS WITH VITAMIND D PILL
SWITCH OUT HABER'S MILK WITH ORANGE JUICE
SWITCHES PLACES WITH HABER SO HE HAS TO WATCH THIS
T-BONE HABER'S CAR WHEN HIS FAMILY IS INSIDE
TAGBACK HABER IN THE GAME OF TAG
TAKE A DUMP IN HABER'S HOUSE AND LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP
TAKE A SHIT SO EXPLOSIVE IN HABER'S TOILET THAT IT CLOGS ALL HIS PIPES AND HIS TAP WATER TURNS BROWN
TAKE A SIP FROM HABER'S FOUNTAIN SODA AND BITE THE STRAW
TAKE ALL OF HABER'S ICE AND DON'T TURN HIS ICEMAKER BACK ON
TAKE ALL THE CREDIT ON HABER'S GROUP SCHOOL PROJECT
TAKE ALL THE MEAT OUT OF HABER'S TACOS
TAKE ALL THE SLICES OF PIZZA BEFORE HABER
TAKE HABER AS A HOSTAGE TO FORCE HASBRO TO DELETE SEASON 9
TAKE HABER ON A SAFARI TRIP TO ABANDON HIM AT THE SAVANNAH
TAKE HABER OUT BACK
TAKE HABER OUT FOR A NICE STEAK DINNER AND NEVER CALL HIM AGAIN
TAKE HABER OUT TO A NICE RESTAURANT
TAKE HABER OUT TO DINNER AND MAKE HIM FOOT THE BILL
TAKE HABER TO A BORING ANTIQUE SHOP
TAKE HABER TO IKEA AND LEAVE HIM AT AISLE 31
TAKE HABER TO MCDONALD'S AND JUST ORDER ONE BLACK COFFEE
TAKE HABER TO THE BEYOND SECTION OF BED BATH AND BEYOND
TAKE HABER WITH YOU IN YOUR NEXT MEETING WITH GUS FRING
TAKE HABER'S DRIVE-THRU ORDER
TAKE HABER'S FLOWERS
TAKE HABER'S FLUTTERSHY
TAKE HABER'S JACKET FROM LOST AND FOUND
TAKE HABER'S LOVE
TAKE HABER'S NEWSPAPER AND REPLACE IT WITH YESTERDAY'S NEWSPAPER
TAKE HABER'S SEAT AT DINNER
TAKE HIGH INTEREST LOANS UNDER HABER'S NAME
TAKE OFF HABER'S MASK
TAKE SOMETHING FROM HABER
TAKE THE BATTERY OUT OF HABER'S REMOTE
TAKE THE INSOLES OUT OF EVERY RIGHT SHOE HABER HAS
TAKE THE SIBLING CROWN FROM HABER
TAKE TWO PIECES OF HALLOWEEN CANDY FROM HABER'S BOWL
TALK TO HABER DURING HIS DRIVER'S TEST IN A SUPER THICK ACCENT SO HE HAS TO SLOW DOWN TO ASK YOU WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN AND COMPLETELY MISS THE EXIT
TALK TO HABER THROUGH HIS BDSM LOVER ACCOUNT AND ROLEPLAY UNTIL HE INVITES YOU TO HIS HOUSE. THEN, SEND A FAT MAN TO HIS HOUSE
TANK HABER'S SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE
TAP HABER'S LEFT SHOULDER WHILE STANDING ON HIS RIGHT
TAP ON HABER
TAR AND FEATHER HABER
TARGET HABER AS DEMOKNIGHT
TAUNT EVERY KILL AFTER MACHINA BODYSHOT TO HABER
TEABAG HABER WHEN HE GOES DOWN IN ZOMBIES
TEACH A PARROT TO HABER POST, GIVE IT TO HABER
TEACH HABER TO PLAY THE YOVIDIPHONE
TEACH HABER'S KID TO CURSE
TEAR UP HABER'S NEWSPAPER
TECHNICALLY KNOCK OUT HABER
TELL BRANDON THAT HABER IS HARASSING GLIMMER
TELL HABER "ITS JUST A GAME" WHEN HE IS RAGING
TELL HABER A GIRL LIKES HIM AND WATCH THE GIRL SLAP HIM
TELL HABER A JOKE WITHOUT REACHING THE PUNCHLINE
TELL HABER ABOUT HIS CAR WARRANTY
TELL HABER ALL THE MLP EPISODES HE WROTE ARE FANFICS
TELL HABER GULLIBLE IS WRITTEN ON THE CEILING
TELL HABER HE HAS A BELOW AVERAGE SIZE DICK
TELL HABER HE HAS A SOMETHING ON HIS SHIRT AND FLICK HIS CHIN WHEN HE LOOKS
TELL HABER HE IS OVERREACTING TO ALL THE INCONVENIENCES DONE TO HIM
TELL HABER HE IS PRETTY AND THEN CALL HIM FAT WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE
TELL HABER HE IS THE FATHER
TELL HABER HE ISN'T TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE THE ROLLERCOASTER
TELL HABER HE LOOKS FAT IN THAT DRESS
TELL HABER HE LOST THE GAME
TELL HABER HE SERVES 0 PURPOSE
TELL HABER HE'S A BRAVE TRANS
TELL HABER HE'S A SHIT WRITER TO HIS FACE
TELL HABER HE'S ADOPTED
TELL HABER HE'S NO GOOD AT WRITING
TELL HABER HE'S SHIT IN PERSON
TELL HABER HE'S TOO SLOW
TELL HABER HIS COMPUTER HAS A VIRUS
TELL HABER HIS COMPUTER HAS VIRUS
TELL HABER HIS FRIDGE IS RUNNING
TELL HABER HIS NAME IS A SPANISH WORD BUT DON'T TELL HIM WHAT IT MEANS
TELL HABER HIS OUTFIT LOOKS GOOD WHEN IT IS ACTUALLY NOT VERY GOOD
TELL HABER HIS REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING
TELL HABER HIS SHOE'S UNTIED WHEN IT ACTUALLY IS TIED
TELL HABER HIS STEAK IS FUCKING RAW
TELL HABER I PREFER THE EARLY SEASONS
TELL HABER MORE
TELL HABER NOT TO BELIEVE IN HIMSELF
TELL HABER THAT DRINK CALLS ARE ENTIRE BOTTLES OF EVERCLEAR
TELL HABER THAT HE CAN ONLY PAY IN CASH
TELL HABER THAT HIS MOM CALLED
TELL HABER THAT HIS WRITING ISN'T VERY GOOD
TELL HABER THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO PAY FOR HIS PIZZA
TELL HABER TO CLICK :cry: VERY FAST
TELL HABER TO FIX THE STREAM
TELL HABER TO PULL YOUR FINGER
TELL HABER TO SPELL ICUP
TELL HABER TO USE THE TOILET WHEN HE'S PLAYING A VIDEO GAME
TELL HABER WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY DURING A LIVE INTERVIEW
TELL HABER WHAT'S IN HIS GIFT BEFORE HE OPENS IT
TELL HABER WHO LIGMA IS
TELL HABER YOU FORGOT YOUR WALLET IN THE CAR AFTER YOU FINISH EATING
TELL HABER YOU HOPE PRINCESS MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI
TELL HABER YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT HE DID IN 1989
TELL HABER YOU KNOW VICTORIA'S SECRET AND DON'T TELL HIM WHEN HE ASKED YOU
TELL HABER YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO TODAY
TELL HABER YOU THINK HE DID A SUB-PAR JOB WRITING
TELL HABER YOU WILL BE AT HIS HOUSE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 8 AND 5, THEN DON'T SHOW UP UNTIL TOMORROW
TELL HABER'S MECHANIC TO USE AFTERMARKET INSTEAD OF OEM PARTS
TELL HABER'S PARENTS ABOUT HIS BAD ATTITUDE
TELL HABER'S PARENTS THAT HE STOLE YOUR GBA AND GET HIM GROUNDED
TELL KEFFALS HABER OWNS KIWIFARMS
TELL THE HUFFINGTON POST JOSH HABER OWNS KIWIFARMS, NOT JOSH MOON
TELL THE HUFFINGTON POST JOSH HABER RUNS KIWI FARMS
TELL THE SHOMRIM HABER VANDALIZED A SYNAGOGUE
TEST BUT DON'T RESET HABER'S GFCI OUTLETS
TEXT EVERY CONTACT ON HABER'S PHONE RACIST MESSAGES
THE ACCIDENT WAS 6 YEARS AGO, YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF HABER
THERE ARE TWO WOLVES INSIDE HABER, HE FUCKS DOGS
THIS SONG IS ME TO HABER
THREATEN TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT WITH HABER'S EMAIL ADDRESS
THROTTLE HABER
THROTTLE HABER'S GLUTES
THROW A BOLT IN HABER'S WASHING MACHINE
THROW A FRISBEE IN HABER'S FACE
THROW A PARTY AT HABER'S HOUSE WHEN HE'S ON VACATION TO BURUNDI (I GAVE HIM THE TICKET)
THROW A SKUNK IN HABER'S ROOM AND LOCK THE DOOR
THROW A TEACUP AT HABER'S FACE
THROW A TICK JAR AT HABER
THROW CATPISS WATER BALLOONS AT HABER'S HOUSE
THROW CUM JARS AT HABER'S FRONT DOOR V
THROW FRENCH FIRES ON HABER AND SUMMON THE SEAGULLS
THROW GRENADES AT HABER WHILE HE TRIES TO PICK UP A RAY GUN FROM THE MYSTERY BOX
THROW HABER A LIFESAVER AND TIE THE OTHER END TO AN ANCHOR
THROW HABER AGAINST THE WALL
THROW HABER IN AN ACTIVE VOLCANO
THROW HABER IN AN INACTIVE VOLCANO
THROW HABER INTO A LIFE SIZED CUM JAR
THROW HABER INTO A PIT OF MUD
THROW HABER INTO A VOLCANO
THROW HABER INTO LAVA
THROW HABER INTO RAZORS
THROW HABER INTO THE DRAGON LANDS
THROW HABER INTO THE MIRROR POOL
THROW HABER INTO THE TIBER RIVER
THROW HABER INTO THE UNDERGROUND LAVA LAKE
THROW HABER OFF A CLIFF
THROW HABER'S UNDERWEAR AWAY
THROW OFF HABER'S GROOVE BY HONKING AT HIM IN TRAFFIC, IT RUINS HIS DAY
THROW PIZZA AT HABER
THROW ROCKS AT HABER
THROW SEVERAL PIES AT HABER
THROW THE HEAVY RING TO SAVE HABER FROM DROWNING BUT HIT HIM IN THE HEAD
TIE ALL OF HABER'S SHOES IN TOGETHER IN KNOTS
TIE HABER BY THE FEET TO A 4X4 AND DRIVE ACROSS THE MOJAVE DESERT
TIE HABER INTO A STREET ON INDIA
TIE HABER TO THE ANCHOR
TIE HABER'S SHOELACES TOGETHER
TIE HABER'S SHOELACES TOGETHER AND LAUGH WHEN HE FALLS
TIE HABER'S SHOELACES TOGETHER BEFORE A RACE
TIME TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND CUCK HABER'S MOM IN THE WOMB
TIME TRAVEL WITH HABER AND LEAVE HIM IN MONGOLIAN TERRITORY
TINKLE ON HABER'S TOILET SEAT
TONGUE HABER'S ANUS
TORRENT GAY PORN ON HABER'S PC
TORSION HABER'S TESTICLES
TOUCH HABER'S MONITOR
TP HABER'S HOUSE
TP HABER'S HOUSE FOR HALLOWEEN
TRADE AWAY HABER'S CAR FOR A PACK OF TIC-TACS
TRANSFER HABER INTO THE GIFTED PROGRAM AND ABANDON HIS FRIENDS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH FOUR SOCIOPATHIC NARCISSISTS OUT OF NECESSITY
TRANSFER HABER INTO THE GIFTED PROGRAM FORCING HIM TO LEAVE HIS FRIENDS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH FOUR SOCIOPATHIC NARCISSISTS OUT OF NECESSITY THAT
TRANSFER HABER'S SON TO CRYSTAL PREP
TRAP HABER
TRAP HABER IN A PORTAPOTTY
TRAP HABER IN A ROOM WITH NO EXIT
TRAP HABER IN CONNECT 4
TRAP HABER IN DEBT
TREAT HABER TO A DINNER BUT LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING
TRESPASS ON HABER'S PROPERTY
TRICK HABER
TRICK HABER INTO FREEING THE PONY OF SHADOWS
TRICK HABER INTO SHOOTING UP TWILIGHT'S MAGIC SCHOOL
TRIP HABER
TRIP THE BREAKER IN HABER'S HOT WATER TANK
TRIPFAG ON /mlp/ USING HABER'S PHONE
TROLL HABER'S VENT SERVER
TROW HABER UNDER TRIXIE'S CARAVAN
TURN AIR CONDITIONER ONE DEGREE HIGHER FOR HABER
TURN ALL HABER'S SOCKS INSIDE OUT
TURN AN EPISODE ABOUT PONIES INTO A HABERPOSTING FIESTA
TURN DOWN HABER'S THERMOSTAT BY 1 DEGREE
TURN DOWN HABER'S THERMOSTAT IN THE WINTER
TURN ENTIRE HABER'S HOUSE INTO A DUNGEON. DUNGEON MASTER
TURN HABER INTO A CHANGELET
TURN HABER INTO A CHANGELING
TURN HABER INTO A CHILD
TURN HABER INTO A DRUG MULE
TURN HABER INTO A FAGGOT DEER
TURN HABER INTO A JEW NIGGER
TURN HABER INTO A MARE AND SEND HIM TO BRANDON'S EQUESTRIA
TURN HABER INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE
TURN HABER INTO A PICKLE
TURN HABER INTO A PIG
TURN HABER INTO A SHITPOSTING MEME
TURN HABER INTO A STONE STATUE
TURN HABER INTO A TEACUP
TURN HABER INTO A TWIGGY PIGGY BANK
TURN HABER INTO HANZEL AND SECRETLY CHANGE THE BREAD'S CRUMBS POSITIONS TO LEAD HIM TO THE WITCH'S HOUSE
TURN HABER INTO SNIPS
TURN HABER INTO STONE
TURN HABER INTO THE MONKEY ENEMY OF THIS MOVIE SO HE DIES IN A FUNNY WAY
TURN HABER INTO TONY TONY CHOPPER
TURN HABER TRANNY
TURN HABER'S COMPUTER OFF WHILE HE IS WRITING A SCRIPT
TURN HABER'S FACE INTO A MEMEFACE
TURN HABER'S OVEN OFF
TURN HABER'S OVEN TO 6 MILLION DEGREES
TURN HABER'S SHIRTS INSIDE OUT
TURN HABER'S SOCKS INSIDE OUT
TURN HABER'S SON GAY
TURN HABER'S THERMOSTAT ALL THE WAY UP
TURN INTO HABER'S LANE WITHOUT A TURN SIGNAL
TURN OFF HABER'S AC IN THE SUMMER
TURN OFF HABER'S ALARM WHILE HE SLEEPS
TURN OFF HABER'S ELECTRICITY
TURN OFF HABER'S GAS LINE
TURN OFF HABER'S HOT WATER
TURN OFF HABER'S HOT WATER WHILE HE SHOWERS
TURN OFF HABER'S INTERNET MID-DOWNLOAD
TURN OFF HABER'S MUSIC
TURN OFF HABER'S WATER
TURN OFF HABER'S WATER PRESSURE
TURN ON CONCERT HALL ON HABER'S PHONE
TURN ON HABER'S ANTIVIRUS SO WINDOWS DELETES HIS ADOBE PREMIERE CRACK
TURN ON HABER'S HIGH BEAMS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
TURN ON HABER'S MOTION BLUR
TURN THE COLORS OFF ALL OF HABER'S MONITORS
TWERK ON HABER'S CAR AND SLAP HIM IN THE BALLS
TWIST HABER'S SHOES OFF
TYPE OVER HABER'S VCRs
TYPE UNBINDALL IN ALL OF HABER'S SOURCE GAMES
UNCHARGE HABER'S PHONE
UNCIRCUMCIZE HABER
UNCOOK HABER'S EGG
UNDERCOOK ALL OF HABER'S PIZZA
UNDO HABER'S BED
UNFRIEND HABER ON FACEBOOK
UNLEASH BRANDON ON HABER'S WAIFU
UNLEASH THE AQUABATS ON HABER
UNLEASH THE MAGIC ON HABER
UNLEASH THE MAGIC ON HABER'S HOUSE
UNLEASH YOUR "MAGIC" IN HABER'S ASS
UNLOCK ALL THE DOORS TO HABER'S HOUSE
UNPLUG HABER'S ALARM CLOCK
UNPLUG HABER'S AV CABLES
UNPLUG HABER'S CHARGER
UNPLUG HABER'S CHECK ENGINE LIGHT
UNPLUG HABER'S ELECTRIC CAR WHILE HE SLEEPS
UNPLUG HABER'S FRIDGE
UNPLUG HABER'S KEYBOARD AND HIDE HIS PENS
UNPLUG HABER'S LIFE SUPPORT
UNPLUG HABER'S LIFE SUPPORT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOSPITAL
UNPLUG HABER'S PHONE SO IT'S NOT FULLY CHARGED WHEN HE WAKES UP
UNPLUG HABER'S TV
UNPRIVATE ALL OF HABER'S PRIVATE TABS
UNRAVEL ALL OF HABER'S TOILET PAPER
UNROLL HABER'S TOILET PAPER
UNSCREW HABER'S DESK
UNSCREW HABER'S SALT SHAKER
UNSUB EVERY CHANNEL IN HABER'S YOUTUBE ACCOUNT
UNTIE HABER'S SHOELACES
UNTIE HABER'S SHOES
UNWAX HABER'S SURFBOARD
UNWRAP ALL OF HABER'S CANDY CANES
UPGRADE HABER'S PC TO WINDOWS 11
UPLOAD CP TO HABER'S COMPUTER AND SEND A TIP TO CIA SITE
USE ALL OF HABER'S PHONE DATA
USE ALL THE HOT WATER RIGHT BEFORE HABER WANTS TO TAKE A SHOWER
USE ALL THE ROPE IN HABER'S HOUSE TO HANG YOURSELF, LEAVE NONE FOR HIM TO HANG HIMSELF
USE HABER'S CREDIT CARD FOR STAR CITIZEN SHIPS
USE HABER'S CREDIT CARD TO BUY ALL OF THE ROBUX
USE HABER'S CREDIT CARD TO BUY TERABYTES OF PONE PORN
USE HABER'S DOOR HANDLE AS A DILDO
USE HABER'S HOUSE AS A HIDDEN BROTHEL
USE HABER'S JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER AS A SEX TOY
USE HABER'S LIBRARY CARD TO CHECK OUT NASTY BOOKS AND DON'T RETURN THEM
USE HABER'S SHOWER
USE HABER'S WIFI TO PIRATE MOVIES AND POST MILKIES
USE HOPELESS MAGIC ON HABER
USE JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH SALT IN HABER'S COOKIES
USE THE DRAW 4 CARD ON HABER
USE THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY ON HABER
USE THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY ON HABER (IT'S A TERAWATT LASER)
USE THE MAGIC OF THE CHOSEN PEOPLE TO DIRECTLY ATTACK HABER'S CREDIT SCORE
USE UP 90% OF THE INK IN HABER'S PENS
USE WAPC TO GRENADE LAUNCHER HABER'S INFANTRY
USE _BIG BAND_ TO PULVERIZE HABER AT SKULLGIRLS
VACUUM WHILE HABER'S ON A PHONE CALL
VAPORIZE HABER
VENT HABER
VENT THE PROPANE FROM HABER'S GRILL
VISIT HABER'S HOUSE TWICE WHEN TRICK-OR-TREATING
VIVISECT HABER
VIVISECT VOGEL HANG HABER DROWN DUBUC BULLY BIG JIM
VOID HABER'S STUDENT SIX'S STUDENT VISAS
VORE HABER
VOTE HABER OUT OF THE ISLAND
VOTE HABER WORST TEACHER EVERY MONTH
WAIT, WHO IS HABER AGAIN?
WAKE HABER UP FOR SCHOOL ON A SATURDAY
WAKE UP HABER AT 3 AM
WAKE UP HABER BEFORE HIS ALARM
WAKE UP HABER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
WAKE UP HABER JUST AS HE'S FALLING ASLEEP
WALK ALL OVER HABER'S CAKE
WALK ALL OVER HABER'S GARDEN
WALK INTO HABER'S HOUSE WITH DIRTY SHOES
WALK SLOWER THAN HABER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM
WARM HABER'S PILLOW AT NIGHT
WASH HABER'S CLOTHES TWICE
WASH HABER'S GRAPHICS CARD
WASH HABER'S MUSHROOMS
WASH HABER'S WHITES AND COLORED CLOTHES TOGETHER
WASH HABER'S WHITES WITH THE COLORS
WASH ONE OF HABER'S SHOES BUT NOT BOTH
WASTE ALL OF HABER'S TOOTHPASTE
WATERMARK HABER'S ORIGINAL CONTENT
WAVE AT SOMEONE BEHIND HABER WHEN WALKING PAST HIM
WE LOVE HABER
WEAR A HOLE IN ALL OF HABER'S SOCKS
WEAR OUT HABER'S DOPAMINE RECEPTORS
WET HABER'S BLANKET
WET HABER'S WORK
WHACK JOSH HABER, WITH AN ULLAPOOL CABER
WHAT WAS A HABER?
WHAT'S A HABER?
WHEN IS HABER
WHERE IS HABER?
WHO GAVE HABER'S DOG CHOCOLATE?
WHO IS HABER'S WIFE
WHO IS HABER?
WHO PUT HABER'S HEAD ON MY TRUNK?
WHO VIVISECTED HABER??
WHO WAS HABER?
WHO'S HABER?
WHY DID I PUT THUMBTACKS IN HABER'S DRIVEWAY?
WHY DOES THE NAME HABER MAKE ME ANGRY?
WHY IS HABER?
WIPE CHEETOS DUST ON HABER'S PANTS
WISH HABER A HAPPY ZEBQUANZA
WON'T SAVE HABER FROM THE DEMONS OF BELOW
WOUND HABER IN FRONT OF PITBULLS
WRAP HABER'S GIFTS IN 10 BOXES SEALED WITH DUCT TAPE
WRINKLE ALL OF HABER'S NICE SHIRTS
WRITE "SHIT" IN HABER'S LAWN WITH YOUR PISS
WRITE A DISS TRACK ON HABER
WRITE HABER'S FAVORITE SHOW TERRIBLY
WRITE HABER'S PHONE NUMBER ON A GAS STATION TOILET WALL
WRITE MESSAGES THAT SAY "MANUAL BREATHING" TO HABER EVERY 4 MINUTES
WRITE NIGGER ON ALL OF HABER'S MONEY
WUNDERWAFFE HABER
YAK SMASH HABER
YELL "CHIMICHERRY OR CHERRICHANGA" AT HABER'S EARS FOR 24 HOURS NON-STOP
ZERG RUSH HABER'S STARTING BASE AT 4 MINUTES